I have come to learn two things about the new game Paladins:

I have come to learn two things about the new game Paladins:

1) The game itself does not look very enjoyable

2) The girls are all pretty qt

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>The game itself does not look very enjoyable
It's not.

>The girls are all pretty qt
They are. I only hope this new popularity leads to some smut.

Correct on all points.

Its not very fun at all, but I do enjoy the waifus.

Haven't played since beta, but frankly that was enough for me because the game was ass.

Huh, I was kind of expecting more resistance to the first statement. Oh well, posting more girls.

Game is so shit, but it has this...

Game is fun as fuck, OP, don't know what you're talking about.

the card system and buying upgrades at first seemed cool, another layer of depth, then when i noticed the hitbox sizes, i realized this is even more casual overwatch.

I am not trying to start a paladins vs overwatch flamewar, just making a statement, so pitchforks down please.

Her face is fucked it's so bad

Why does this game still not have region matchmaking for casual?

One game you get 50 ping and the next it's unplayable with 250. You can check your ping by pressing F9 in the game for those that don't know.

I'd be all over that face after leaving mk land.

>elf
Can devs not make cute girls without making them elves?

youtube.com/watch?v=HBgQNIgjFyw

>they not only stealing from OW but even from guild wars 2

she's cute af ,tho

Needs more Ying

Elves are good they're cute and they're not human so when you force yourself upon them it's not rape

I wanna fuck that elf

Source pls

oh god, card collecting cash shop mmo fps bullshit.

the sad thing is everyone since her are overwatch knock offs

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1982540#search=Paladins_Champions_of_The_Realm

Sniper chick is human.

Im enjoying it a lot waifus are ok but i don't care just as i didn't cared for Overmeme waifus, i care more about the fucking archer being op to two shot me hand in close quarters and the dragon misiles not having enough explosion radio compared to other explosives.

i'm playing this now. hope it's good

would have bought overwatch but not paying fucking £25 for it

>You can buy each card for about 4 games worth of coins
>You can buy each character for about 20
>You get 2 games worth of bonus gold every time you level up a character and 3 random cards every time you get an account level
>Most characters come with at least 2 of their best cards out of the gate
The FTPness in Paladins isn't anything at all.

>new game
i've known this as the slightly more shitty free overwatch since the """""""closed"""""""' beta

>people doesn't know how to push in this game
why they keep sniping when the overtime counter is on

Ehh, this isn't very good. Over-complicated yet weirdly shallow. Makes me miss TF2

Yes exactly, at the surface it seems deep, then after 4 hours you realize its oddly more shallow than overwatch (hard as that is to believe)

Stop the shite, play Paragon.

>the bow and arrow girl two hits anything because the hitboxes are ass

>wanting more humans
Almost all game girls are human. More elves ples

Yeah, too much bullshit. Too many effects. Needs simplifying. Kind of makes me want to play overwatch

played my first game and what the fuck is this KDA? Is Overwatch also like this where one team completely fucking stomps the other?

The few games i played of Paladins was more or less balanced

You're playing bots.

Until level 5 all your matches are agains't bots, then you play agains't humans and you have a 50/50 to have a retarded team that doesn't know how to push, or a team that can actually deffend enough for you to carry them.

Literally poor mans Overwatch

they should increase the level of detail
for godsake it looks like fuckin crap

>Overwew is better because you have to pay for it
no, lad. its the same game. even insecure overwatch fags are petitioning to have it removed

>retarded team that doesn't know how to push
holy shit this.
it doesnt help that your team cant see the chat unless they push the chat button. they cant see me say "GET CLOSE TO THE CAR TO KEEP IT MOVING"

Same game with skills and heroes locked.

Which makes it worst

>Overtime
>everyone stops pushing the car to carry on with the timer
>they just stay far from the car trying to snipe out people
>North America server
>3 of my teammates didn't knew how to speak english

Why aren't any of their models on SFMLab yet? Fuck.

its free and characters are easily unlockable. compared to paying 60$ for overwatch its better. only thing better in overwatch is the character design

i just gotta say a few things about this and overview or whatever the other one is called.

overview has to be launched through the battle.net launcher. this isnt so bad itself i guess, except battle.net is shit and clunky and unoptimised and makes my computer lag every time i try start it up. nuh uh. i know paladins launches through steam but steam was started with good intentions, just an e-store. but battle.net is just steam clone, not even good at it. i dont know anyone who like battle.net launcher...

6v6? wtf is that? 5v5 is more dynamic. 6v6 can too easily devolve into crap like 3v3 or 2v2v2. 5v5 is the best why nearly every game 5v5.

duplicate heroes on teams, seriously, who the fuck thought this was a good idea? does overview have so few heroes you need to all use the same ones or something?

i cant believe i honestly even considered buying overview. glad paladins came out. fuckin out of no where too, really quite amazing actually.

do characters have multiple abilities in overwatch?

>it doesnt help that your team cant see the chat unless they push the chat button.
Is that true?
It would explain why people arent replying

And map design. And skins. And the fact that you have voice comm/all chat. And hitboxes.

youtube.com/watch?v=mFLtJIDMyvM

csgo has worse hitboxes u fuckin idiot

jesus christ which one is in beta which one is released hmmmmmmmmm

still in development sonny boy

dont get ur hopes up

u havent DEFINITEIVLY wasted ur $60 yet as paladins isnt even OUT yet. its not a fully fledged game.

Nerf Cassie pls

nerf f2p it's op

>its b-b-beta g-g-guys

>csgo has worse hitboxes
Are you retarded? You think I can shoot the air next to a person's body and hit them in CSGO? The hitbox model in that game actually forms around the body. A person standing still will not have fucked up hitboxes like Paladins.
>i-its in beta!
Once you have in-game purchase options, your beta excuse is done.

Game doesn't get real fun until you unlock Best Boy, friendos.

And even then, you have to run with the Jolt IV setup to blast people off the map. Most fun I've ever had in an online game.

no.

its f2p moron... how else they gonna make money

didnt see an overview beta m8

u guys keep shillin ur game cos u wanna feel better about urselves

i keep shillin my game cos i like replies ^_^

>You think I can shoot the air next to a person's body and hit them in CSGO?
Yes, when they're moving.
The whole CS series, and Valve's game engines as a whole have always had godawful client-server synchronization. You can't reliably shoot what you aim at; you need to lead targets in inconsistent, awkward ways.

Getting used to CS and then trying anything else is like night and day.

>Can one shot from any place because of hitboxes
>It's like Sniper with bow but without effor

This is why I installed it.

I uninstalled it but will still hunt for more pictures.

By not having in-game purchases in beta but when it actually gets released? If your game is in beta but has payment methods, you have no right to go "it's only beta!"
Cool, that's called interp and shit happens between two players with different pings shooting at each other. When you're playing offline against a bot standing still behind a wall and you're still able to hit them, then that's what you call having a fucked up hitbox.

qt but generic

if a game is released as early access and has OPTIONAL purchases then it is most def early access

if u choose to interpret that any other way that is somethign thati s only going on in your mind, you can justify it any way you like but it will only make sense to you. to anyone else its just some angry fanbois half cooked idea

>tfw i know exactly where that picture is from
i guess im not the only one who found that picture hilarious

"lets take everything ppl love about overwatch and call it paladins"

>shit nigga not again

>"lets take everything ppl love about TF2 and call it Overwatch"

What the fuck are you even trying to say? My point is that at this stage of early access where you're out of closed beta and now having IAP, shit like hitboxes shouldn't be this fucked. Why the fuck are HITBOXES, one of the most important aspects technically, still so messed up? All I'm gonna say now is that this shit better not be intentional to cater to casualshitters.

you just admitted thats it better than overwatch.

its ur frame of mind thats messed up u fucking moron dont u understand? re read ALL my fucking posts and c me after class.

>TF2 Characters have skills/cooldowns
not that your average Cred Forums shitter attempts to learn about what they're shitposting

it shouldnt exist period and anyone who says differently is a fucking shill

>u
>c
This is an 18+ board, user. Come back in 5 years.

I want to eat Skye's asshole and then marry her just so I can eat that asshole daily.

Overwatch copied paladins. Theres no way a small studio could create a copy of overwatch in just a year

The hitboxes are just insultingly large. I thought Overwatch hitboxes were overboard but fuckin' hell.

Besides that, the game feels ok. Fernando, mechanics wise, is an inferior reinhardt with all the entertaining bits removed.

Overwatch maps are fuckawful.

see

fuck off tard ur so shit

But does it satisfy the categorical imperative?

I feel the opposite, I greatly dislike Reinhardt but enjoy Fernando. His weapon feedback could be a bit better though.

>love
>TF2
Even blizzard looked at TF2 and was like "lets do the opposite of this horse shit"

I hate the sneak girl and the archer, those are my biggest complains right now

>|2) The girls are all pretty qt

Yeah, very nice korean MMO #34102837109427 designs.

>You can buy each character for about 20
Wait what?
The characters are locked?

>i keep shillin my game cos i like replies ^_^
This is the average Paladins player.

Ten of them are, there are 18 total. However gold gain is easy as shit and there are constant skin giveaways and getting the skin code for a character you don't own unlocks said character.

n u keep replying 8-)

go on n make my day u stupid KEK

reply again

>doesnt have money for OW because underage
>plays the f2p off brand
kek everytime bet he plays unturned as well that minecraft looking thing.

Nice not-Widowmaker you have there.

Disgusting subhuman filth ought to be purged along with you for considering that thing as """cute""". There is nothing cute about disgusting beasts.

Now I don't even play Paladins but that looks nothing like widowmaker except having some purple on the character somewhere

You look like you're having trouble getting that flamethrower started, friend! Shall I lend a hand?

Funny enough, she's more original than that cheap Taimanin Asagi knockoff you posted/

Better than having a ripoff of a ripoff of whatever animuh you are talking.

Literally who?

i actually like quite a bit of the skill design the game has versus overwatch. The ice girl's ice cube does dps, which allows her to make a decision to use her survival ability for dps or save it for when shes in trouble. Most skills in overwatch only do one thing and doesn't allow players to make complex decisions and simplifies the game down to flow chart levels of complexity. I particularly enjoyed drogos, being a pharah main and all. His abilities are just much more fun and effective than pharah who essentially just flies and spam left click until people die, and that one punch man ult is just the cheesiest thing

Widowmaker is every femme fatale ever. Overwatch is in no way unique or original. Is this a bad thing? Not necessarily, but please understand.

>Not knowing Taimanin Asagi
Nigga...

The one in the OP doesn't look like Asagi though? The only ripoff is widowmaker. The one on OP isn't even a Sniper.

>le deus le vult xD

>Widowmaker is every femme fatale ever.
That's an archetype, you can't ripoff a femme fatale since they are ''base models'' to describe certain characters.

So who the fuck is this asagi you are talking about?

Post lewd or gtfo.

Her design is a 1:1 ripoff from Taimanin Asagi's design. It's not even subtle.

I like the game, but holy shit, fuck Fernando and Skye
Basically if your team doesnt have Fernando you lost already. And Skye, shes already pretty good with her fast walkspeed and insane damage, that ult of hers is just too much when compared to other characters. If it hits you youre dead

Buttblasted overfags BTFO over the fact theres a better moba fps thats free.

Buyers remorse, anyone?

How come.

Not at all, Paladins is the wall.
It's meant to protect Overwatch from poorfags, ruskies, brazillians, TF2 refugees, cheaters banned from OW and since out of the two only Paladins has a furfag design, it'll also keep furshits out.

Her suit is a copy. She as a character is different but it's so uninspired.
It's just how D.VA suit is a bland Evangelion copy.
Can't be arsed to be original nowadays.

>and since out of the two only Paladins has a furfag design
Overwatch has the Cheston ripoff gorilla though.

>Her suit is a copy
What?
Apart from being purple, that's where all differences end, her's is a swimsuit.

Furshits don't care about gorillas, they care about dogs, cats, horses, foxes and hedgehogs.

Overwatch porn started coming a year ago and there's barely any Winston porn, so furshits have been succesfully been kept away.

some something brainwashed by evil org to kill their lovers

The suit is not why she's a copy in itself, it's that she's a highly trained assassin that was kidnapped, brainwashed, and body modded by some nebulous evil organization and forced to kill her significant other, like Asagi. The difference is that Asagi was an assassin prior to said events, whereas Widowmaker was a civilian. Also copious amounts of rape. Possibly.

Google nigga

Well, it's true.

I think overwatch is the same case. Battle born has neither going for it.

The circumstances and setting around the two's origin story are very different. Sure there are some parallels, but not enough to merit calling one a knockoff of the other.

Not that I give a fuck about Widowmaker OR Asagi.

Anyone wants to play?

Also the fact that you don't have to deal with playing with 500 ping Pedro who's playing on his 2005 laptop as he takes cover from the latest shoot out on his favela.

>Play the beta months ago
>Make a detailed post about what sucks in the game
>Stop playing
>OW cames out, buy it
>It's actually good
>This month this hits steam
>They kept all their horseshit ideas and added more stuff instead of fixing the game design
God dammit hi rez

I can see a lot of the poor design decisions bleeding through after a few hours of play

>Skye does more damage than the dragon with the rockets

I think their desire to "not compete with overwatch" just ended up with them competing with overwatch but with a shittier game