Push to talk

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>push to talk
>hey we had the same thread yesterday

>all chat
>*sigh*

farmers have internet? HOW?

>push to talk
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

the ones who have a moodem

>playing competitive csgo or TF2 (cant remember wich)
>forget i have voice activation instead of PTT
>family member bothering me about something i had nothing to do with
>arguing loudly for a full minute while i play
>win round
>realize everyone was hearing me as i hear everyone cracking up
>"s-s-sorry about that"
thank god nobody knows spanish

You have to go back.

>retards think it's inappropriate to push to talk to laugh
but laughing on voice activation or spamming chat with LMAO XD is alright though

I'm curious, how do you plan on paying for the wall?

you are the reason i love it here

>everyone on the other team speaks spanish
>cant make out everything they are saying but understand enough to know they are making fun of you
Why are mexicans such pricks? REEEEE

That's a fine Leon.

>push to talk
>coughs

>push to talk
>hear loud gas followed by moaning and then the sound of vomiting

Kek

>play competitive games for years in europe
>every frenchman says "putain"
>every polish says "kurwa"
>every italian says "cazzo di merda" or similar gibberish
>every PT says "fodase", "fdp" or other variations of their word for "fuck"
you learn languages here, like it or not

>push to talk
>laughs

go to bed carlos

>that 1 slav on ur team
>push to talks and says something in broken english
Slavs r my favorite. kek

my nose makes a wheezing sound when i breath hope you like that kind of stuff.

>push to talk
>burps

>push to talk
>pretends to be a ruskie to justifiy his poor english

>push to talk
>mumbles

>urinating noises

Newfag here, pls explain this dank meme

Damn it user...now I have to find a manga or doujin like this

>push to talk
>laugh

No way fag

>ants

Gtfo or kill yourself, please.

>*microphone scuffling noises*

>Push to talk
>Stuttering

I do that all the fucking time.
The reactions are often hilarious.

>push to talk
>Newfag here

>Open mic
>Nigger music playing the backround
Why do people do this?

>Push to talk
>*Sounds of someone putting their mic in their mouth and humming*

>first time using teamspeak
>everyone is at least 3 years older than me
>extremelly shy so i start playing music to the mic thinking it will make things easier
i was so dumb

>"dude who the fuck is playing that fucking music?"

I plan on moving as soon as possible under a bridge before all the good ones are taken so I can prepare for the tax increase.

>Push to talk
>*sounds of wet grass

I don't remember goku being that smug before

>that Ashley

>push to talk
>DONT CALL ANYBODY

"h-hello?"

>push to talk
>"brb"
>last online: 2920 days ago

>push to talk
>"anyone have a mic?"

>"Press ACTION to talk to NPC"
>*grunts*

>rarely ever use my mic unless directly spoken to
>still enjoy it when 2-3 others are using their mics and having a good time
I wish I could be interesting and fun.

>no ballistics

Jesus. If he's actually banging that, I hate him with every fiber of my being. His sister...please tell me that's his younger sister. Actually, scratch that. That would just make me even more jealous.

>Push to talk
>"Allahu Akbar!"

>push to talk
>*neps*

Literally me.

>everyone chatting away
>all sharing funny stories
>meanwhile I've led the most boring, mundane life imaginable and have nothing worthy to share

nowayfag

Make sure to share.

On-topic
>no headphones
>speakers trigger voice comm

FUCK OFF I DON'T WANT TO HEAR MYSELF

frenchies and italians are literally the most unpleasent people to hear talking in their native language
even if you only understand a few words you can tell they are a bunch of toxic faggots

Even if they're just making fun of shit happening in the game, I never really open up and talk back.
Like, I want to contribute, but at the same time it's not in my nature. I don't fucking know.

>push to talk
>10
>COCK-A-DOODLE DOOOO
>9
>Band saw whirring in the background
>BAAHHHH BAHHHH
>8
>truck backing up noise
>7
>Nearby traffic
>6
>at least 5 distinct babies crying
>5
>MOOOOOOOO
>4
>television playing in background
>3
>labored breathing
>2
>plane crashes
>1
>Parents fighting in aramaic
>Launch initiated
>Engines fire
>Rocket leaves earths orbit
>"fucking shit team"

>Push to talk
>"Yare yare daze"

>Push to talk
>Indian accent "He-hey guyss can yu hear muh mic"
>"No"

indian gamers are the cringiest motherfuckers on earth
asians in general are trash
>spam old memes
>le epic funnyman trolle in shooters
>barely any good players outside of RTS and mobas

All me

>push to talk
>"makan banana wale chittor vishnu doooohohohoho"
> this plays in the background youtu.be/JZb36ONkO5s

>tfw faggot friend of a friend eats and takes a piss on open mic

Tasty looking Ashley, I WANT MILKY MILK!!!

MODS

sauce?

...

That grout needs work. Someone should get on that.

>352877938
what was it

>Tfw you save it before it's deleted.

>guy makes sounds whenever he dies
>"IM GOING IN BACK ME UP AAAAAARHH~" whenever he iniates
>that guy with the awful mic that made fart noises whenever he got a text
>that guy whos chilling in the discord even though hes not playing the same game as the group. He just likes being in company or something and occasionally chimes in
>that guy who blows and sucks air into his mic ear-raping everyone then chuckles like a 5year old
>that guy who has a wireless headset so he takes his mic with him to piss or when he wants to make a sandwich and you hear all that excess rambling and noise

>typing *sigh*
this shit irritates me beyond understanding

I dont even know why it bothers me but for fucks sake if you do this you need to stop being a faggot

Me

boobehs

Just blonde with big tits in bathtub

A beautiful white woman in the bathtub rubbing her protuberant wet breasts for the camera.

no dick?

>asian guy in your game
>something bad happens
>he types "..."

I see

>he doesnt have push to talk on
>he's blasting coontunes
>he's not even aware is mic is on
>there's no mute button

its when they arent asian that makes it cut deep

>typing any of the following
>sigh
>...
>gg (after some teammate dies)

being this much of a bitch in a game should be punishable. I would rather have them flaming a storm up than do this shit

...
*sigh*

all the farmers I know make serious bank. it's hard ass work though. most of them can afford some premo satellite internet that's much faster than your basic bitch time warner/comcast/etc garbage, though I once new a family that paid over 100 grand to install over 50 miles of fiber straight to their ranch.

i dont need to be upset right now user

SATAN GUIDE MY BALLISTIC COCK

>teammate sighs/groans/comments every time he dies
>allchat:cut your mic mouthbeather
>"I breath through my nose
>literally goes monotone the entire match

>aramaic

>Push to talk
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ HE- BZZZZZZ GUYS

egh, clean your bathroom lady

blondbunny

>ask if anyone on team has mics
>no response
>quit match

>DFC

>push to talk
>vape sounds

Maybe my eyesight is bad but I thought he was holding a copy of space jam in the thumbnail

>"Hey, can you guys hear me?"
>"No"
>Sounds of a mic being moved around
>"GUYS"

>someone has a really shitty microphone that makes them barely legible
>someone else "I can't hear you"
>they turn up the sensitivity and yell really loudly so everything is incredibly blown out and distorted
Always makes me kek

xbox live. pussies who fall back on pc like to pretend the 360 isnt the best console ever.

He is tho.

I legit hate those faggots.

>when hes barely holding back the tears as the fighting become more volatile.
I didn't need to hear that man.

that was the raid last night

>legible

It's time for you to stop.

>reverse search gives me fucking trump

>you now realize most isis has seen space jam

>push to talk
>"hey, my girlfriend came for a visit"

>push to talk
>uhh HELLO? IS THIS THING ON
>yeah dude we can hear you
>uhhhh HELLO?!

>push to talk
>perfectly executed "Ara Ara~"

Where can I find more like this?

>press 2 chat
>cracks knuckles

>push to talk
>this pull is going to be problematic
I only thought that term was used on tumblr but our tank says it all the fucking time for everything.

blondbunny

>American
>massive belch out of nowhere
>they dont apologise

Why the fuck do Americlaps have absolutely no fucking manners.

You're retarded if you think the term "problematic" is only used in the context of SJW shit.

Stop being brainwashed by internet memes.

She is beyond hot, but, jesus, her videos are so boring.

fdp is french tho short for "Fils de pute" or you son of a bitch

That's a 10/10 cosplay

>open mic
>amerifat starts crunching down on his crisps
>"dude turn on ptt"
>crunching gets louder

>push to talk
>"no offense dude but are you 12?"

>push to talk
>bong bubbling and coughing with rap music in the background
I'm the one who does it

>push to talk
>clears throat
>another guy clears his throat
>then another
>and another

I'm sorry that problematic is your trigger word, but it is a real word with uses in the adult world

Why?

to upset people

No, it's short for "Filho da Puta"
Franciu de merda

As someone who actually has been living in the adult world for longer than you've been breathing, the word really only started being used within the past 4-5 years.

Yes, it existed before then. But you would only hear it once in a fucking blue moon. Now every fucking doorbell and carhorn rings "problematic" just walking up the street.

It's a fucking SJW word. Deal with it.

>He doesn't have Cred Forums addons that permit him to see deleted posts

newfag

You are so fucking stupid it hurts.

>lowqualitybait.jpg

>push to talk
>no mic

>it's a the healer is an obnoxious, self righteous stuck up cunt to everyone in the raid TS episode

Why girls are so lesbian these days...?

It's the purest form of love.

Our days are never coming back.

this sort of thing never fails to get me rock hard

The worst thing is that there are no cute lesbians or tomboys in real life. All of them are some kind of man with tits and feelings.

And even their feelings are disgusting and hairy

>He's never met a real tomboy!

sucker, i know at least two

>no cute lesbians or tomboys in real life
You need to get out more. I see hot barely clothed lesbians making out and holding hands twice a week. Might be because I live in Boracay though.

>The worst thing is that there are no cute lesbians in real life.

I disagreement

Because it's cute.

source me comrade

/u/, duh

Sayuri’s Little Sister Is An Angel

>"hu hu im so high"
>a vote to kick X420bonghits has started
>11 [X] out of 6 required
Potheads and pothead pretenders deserve permaban

Well, yeah, they are kinda cute... But look at their shoulders. Im sure they can destroy you with a single punch...

>satellite internet
>premo

Cure and dangerous

quentin pls go

>that guy who put the microphone in his ass each times he fart so everyone can hear it in HD

That's the best part.

>push to talk
>moans

>old shit satellite internet
>relevant
nigga you gay.
Satellite internet is utter shit by today's standard.

>push to talk
>PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>haha sorry guys my mic was on the floor

I'm gladly will be Quentin from that picture if it comes to that.

Stoner looks like obnoxious unwashed loser fag

liek you

That Ashley is cuter than the real one. Leon is alight too, but he needs to work out.

you have to be 18 to post here

>install over 50 miles of fiber straight to their ranch
I bet they do bestiality livestreams.

>push to talk
>hear your sister with your 3 brothers in her room having segs

>Playing Dota
>Guy dies
>Push to talk and starts playing HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME by Simple Plan
Cool

>push to talk
>weird sound of flesh hitting flesh

Was he tapping his hand or something?

>no push to talk
>mechanical keyboard clacking

>Open mic
>Live by highway
>Everybody thinks I live in an airport

Stop doing that

>guy gets on TS
>"why is everyone so silent? did I jerk off with voice activation on again"?

>push to talk
>*sniffs*
>*exhales*
>*smacks lips*

>push enter to type
>". . ."

>that
>cute

I'll never understand you faggots. Pale bitch especially looks like a run of the mill downie.

>that image

Gooooooo ooooooooon.........

Lack of a father figure :^)

>pronouncing 'mic as 'mick' and not 'mike'

I don't have more

The brother in that one is great but the sister is a piece of shit.

You're implying that isn't even better. I want to self insert and be mistreated by terrible onee-chan

S'all good, for the source.

g.e-hentai.org/g/944064/202f137dd3/

...

In every guild ive ever been in if someone uses open mic they are perma muted until they learn to use push to talk

Bob's your uncle, m8.

How old are you? Be honest.

He meant that his parents have been playing the game a lot.

youtube.com/watch?v=bI9hgp32-f0

youtube.com/watch?v=kwql6_RJ348

That is one interpretation.
Another interpretation is that his parents have been fighting a lot, but he can escape into this fun game.
It's a completely ambiguous statement.

10/10 kino

>that guy who gets btfo by someone else on the mic that they resort to typing instead of speaking

a boring game that turned great

That's the best you could come up with?
kek
how low the mighty have fallen

>Teammate with open mic emanates angry typing noises

He's right, Quentin's underage fans should just be banned.

I don't care if underage fags post on here, I have been posting here since I was 15.

This is true, though.

unfortunately, age gap yuri in tender fashion is terribly niche market

try Mismatch Girls, it should work.