"I will grant you one wish... >"

"I will grant you one wish... >"

I wish you were dead

Which one, Cred Forums?

Is that his nose or his mouth

oy vey I can't decide between get rich or rule the world

>get rich
>establish big bank
>lend money to world powers
>become ruler of the world anyway

Easy.

I wish for a hat.

Make me forget the following information about Persona 5

Goro is the traitor and the killer
Igor is an imposter
Twins are actually one person separated by fake Igor
Morgana is a cat and a dude
Bottom of Mementos is where real Igor is imprisoned
The guy who got you arrested at the start of the game is the 2nd to last boss, he is also Goro's dad.

that no evil is done ever again

GRANTED!
I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.

I want a bigger penis.

A magic lamp that houses a genie that can grant me and only me infinite wishes.

I want the Namekian Dragon Balls.

>Rule world
>Money doesn't mean shit
>Could amass all the riches of the world before me for shits & giggles, anyway

I wish to be free of my heroin addiction.

I wish for infinite wishes.

You've done enough for me with that swag ass Heart of NOVA theme.
>that foreboding version in Rainbow Curse that can only be heard in sound test to be foreshadowing for Planet Robobot
>that fucking Planet Robobot version

upper lip

I wish for a quiet life.

Grant me...STALKER 2!

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I wish for you to never grant anymore wishes.

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I'd like a hat

I wish squidward was here to see this!

I wish that The rail stations are burning out of control!