Okay Cred Forums which girl is best girl, and why is it Ciri?

>what? You romanced that cute kind girl in the first game? Well, fuck you. We'll discard her completely and that annoying cunt you hated the canon love-interest in the sequel! As a bonus we'll forget about it as well and make another equal or greater bitch as the REAL love interest.
>oh, fine. You have have the cute girl for momentarily in a DLC. Happy?

>Happy?
I was. For a brief moment.

Shani was a literal dumpster of a waifu in W1.

That's a cuckquean.

That one nilfgardian noble you can't fuck was best girl

Fuck you CDPR, I didn't want geralt to get mad at her

The twins?

Yep

Ciri is best daughter.

Yen is best wife.

Triss is best toilet paper.

Game has plenty of waifus, but you can't go "sex cards" collector way again.

Not even up to discussion

its true that Ciri has a tattoo near her punani?

Yes, it's a rose.

yen because she has black hair

post it

>because she has black hair
Shit taste desu.

Got it when she was a lesbian in a bandit gang.

Yenn because she is the most beautiful and actually has character. She also deeply loves Geralt and Ciri.

said the literal child

Always pick a girl that loves you more than you love her.

Triss is best. Yen is a cunt.

Ciri is best daughter.

Vesemir is best grandad.

Geralt is best dad.

NIlfgard Emprah is best cuck.

i really really like this image

I haven't played or read Witcher series and masturbate furiously to Yen every day

triss is a stupid little slut

Ciri is the best girl because I'm not going to race mix with those other two disgusting half-negresses.

Fuck CD Projekt for not making her the canon love interest.

>Always pick a girl that loves your wallet more than you love her.

fix'd for accuracy

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>making the adopted daughter even an optional love interest

A. Not blood relatives
B. Never legally adopted her
C. She's always throwing herself at him

you have autism dude

What if Ciri was a boy(female)?

That's pretty autistic, user.

Really did not like that part of a book, loved when Bonhart killed them off.

>it doesn't matter if she is underage, she looks like a woman

this is how much retarded you sound

Replace with Triss, and add Gerolt with Yen.

>no Ciri titties in the sauna

He's still basically her father, he's looked after her since she was a little girl, it'd be weird as hell.

more

wat r mods

We need a lesbian Ciri spin-off game

Pedophiles and Yencucks need not to apply.

Ciri is a shitty Mary Sue who ruined the second half of the main game singlehandedly. Neither Yen or Triss are this bad

she looks like my aunt ;/

Could you introduce me to your aunt, user?

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I'd drain my balls in all of them

stfu for once about this mary sue shit, never before have i ever witnessed such blatant fear of having a female wielding important powers in a game before.

i know she is a manipulative bitch but at least she is nice and lovey dovey so i picked her again like in the previous games

enjoyed watching yen bawl when we broke the spell, i hate bitches

Triss fags are the worst.

But she isnt manipulative bitch. She is just fucking hardcore crazy about Geralt.

Oh, it's only ok when brown people with names like Mohammad do it.

GG, marxists.

t. a leftist cuck who sees everything as problematic and should be banned

>jewish
>half-negro

Get better taste in waifus.

Cerys is best

Go find an Overwatch thread, you Zarya pleb.

uhh...what?

Probably Yencuck trying to pass time making up delusions while his waifu is fucking somebody.

Yen wields "important powers" as well and no one calls her a Mary Sue. Face it Ciri's just shit

stfu cunt. If Ciri is a mary sue, then Yen and all the other sorceresses are mary sues by default aswell. Ciri would get her ass handed to her by most of them.

Shani is the best girl.
CPR literally took a shit all over me when they released w2 with not a single mentioning or reference to based Shani

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>Cunt Major who manipulated Geralt multiple times.
>An Annoying kid who thinks she's always amusing whenever she's getting into trouble.
>Cunt minor who also manipulated Geralt.

I just want to play Gwent or Drink and Chat with Regis and not worry about this bitches.

Powerful character =/= Mary Sue

>he doesnt know that Triss cucked Geralt with Lambert in the first game

The only good waifu in the series isnt a romance option.

by Cred Forums's definition, that's all thats required to be a mary sue.

Best girl right here.

Things that never happened for 100, mate. Also implying I romanced the Yen/triss hybrid from the first witcher game. They literally merged both characters since they didnt think they could make more witcher games. W1 Triss is shit.

Aint that the truth, friend?

>people legitimately and unironically like Ciri

I don't even know how, Ciri was easily the worst part about TW3.

I don't care about Cred Forums's definition

>redhead
>big tits
>green eyes
>cute as a button
>loves Geralt no matter what happens

Literally perfect.

They had no business making her that adorable, buy the fucking did and thats my thing. Hnnng.

the correct answer is triss

Look at all these trissfags... pathetic.

How can Yencucks even compete?

I wonder who could be behind this post.

I am sorry, user. It was me, all me.

I pity the wishfags for they can never know such joys.

>mfw telling Yennifer the magic is gone

good, then let's agree that Ciri is not a mary sue. There is literally nothing mary sue about her.

>mfw Yen she threw out the guest room bed

I replayed a save file of almost 3 hours before that just to replay everything related to those twins to get in their pants before I googled it. Dropped the game after it turned out I couldnt.

>is always right, always succeeds at what she's doing
>is literally the most important person in the universe
>absolutely everyone loves her, even the villains (the few people who do not are irredeemable monsters)
>has a ridiculously long full name
>her "dark past" is just a vehicle for her to become even more important and powerful
>even gameplay wise, appearing less than ideal in her eyes leads to a bad ending
>her "character flaw", that is being rash and impulsive, actually ends up benefiting her and everyone else when she chose to kill Imlerith among other things, so she technically ends up being flawless
Literally the most notable Mary Sue in video games in the last decade

What's your favorite thing about Triss, Trissbros?

>fails at saving vesimir
>brings all her friends in danger whenever shes around them
>alerts the entire universe whenever she uses her powers
>her offspring will be the most important character in the universe, not her
>only liked by phillipa eilheart if you make the right choices and don't babysit her
>hated by avallac'h in truth and his elf whore
>her "dark past" is incredibly traumatizing and humanizing, she was raped ffs (though she kinda liked it)
>she didn't kill imlerith, geralt does

sorry, but you sound kinda retarded

nothing, she's a dirty slut

Ciri though, now we talking

'scuse me. coming through.

How adorable she is, of course. Just look at how she is sitting. And how she chose that exact spot, since she is too small to sit like this anywhere else.

what mod are you using?

Geralt wouldn't have managed to kill Imlerith if she didn't have the idea to go kill him to begin with. She doesn't fail at saving Vesemir because he was fucked anyway, it's not like she made a mistake. Her offspring is completely irrelevant and barely even mentioned in the game, not like it matters because she's the one who saves the day.
Philippa is pretty obviously a villain and her disliking Ciri should be a hint that the game wants you to hate her. The elf whore is the same way, in fact the game encourages you to trash avallac'h place simply because she made a few disparaging comments and it hurt Ciri's feelings, despite him helping you all game long.
I didn't know about the rape but this character sounds even more retarded now.

no one has lips like yen

She's literally the perfect size for hugging.

fucking disgusting

experiencing Triss in a whole new way

Yenfags are so demented.

She's so thick and healthy... Literally the perfect body even without mods.

>tfw You see a lighthouse

>Triss mods
Pic related.
>Yen mods

She's also an attention-seeking, edgy, teenage Mary Sue. She has nothing positive going for her in the story, even her personality is boring and flat.

>Geralt wouldn't have managed to kill Imlerith if she didn't have the idea to go kill him to begin with

stop right there, we're entering exceptionally retarded territory here, need my special hazmat suit before i deal with this shit... *Ahem*, there we go, now let's continue.

It was Yennefers idea to subject Uma to the beginning of the Trial of Grasses, despite it being stupidly risky.... AUTOMATIC MARY SUE.... shall we continue?

But wait, there's more. Go kill yourself, if you do it, then i'm a mary sue aswell. Doesn't matter it was you who did it, it was me that got the idea.

>She doesn't fail at saving Vesemir because he was fucked anyway, it's not like she made a mistake

Vesemir sacrificed himself, so she wouldn't go with them. If she was so powerful as you say, then why didn't she just instantly kill the wild hunt, and save vesemir? Oh wait, maybe because SHE COULDN'T

You know what.... i'm just gonna stop here, you're obviously baiting.

Botox fags gtfo

Except everything. She's a special snowflake child who is better than everyone at pretty much everything, she's edgy as fuck, and all of her flaws - all two of them - end up benefiting her.

Shani is so unfeminine even though she tries to be.

What the fuck is this post

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> ciri
> kept prisoner and repeatedly creampied
some "best girl" you got there

Ves is best girl

This made me pretty mad. I romanced Shani instead of that Yen/Triss W1 hybrid. Then W2 begins, and I am fucking a cute redhead, yep, thats my girl, wait what the fuck. They made Triss actually Triss in W2 so she was pretty cute and I grew up to like her. So of course when W3 begins I am searching for some stupid piece of shit cunt after I broke up with the girl I traveled half the word and killed whole battalion of sunfags for in the last game.

ciri looks better without the mascara

Little Flint Girl

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The bloody baron is best girl. prove me wrong

I still cant get over what they did with Ves. Why did they make her into a teenage mean bitch? Why did they not give her any dialogue? She has like 5 lines in the whole game.

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Vanilla is better

I probably never heve been so happy with the encounter of virtual girl.

Except she only likes Geralt because of a genie's spell

got put in your place i see, not used to that are you?

Ciri.

Nah, she loves Geralt. But Geralt onlike liked her because of genies spell.

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someone hve not read the books I see.

Nothing in your post made any sense, nor did it address any point being made, why did you expect a reply?

So is this in game?

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you pervert...

No one deserves to subject themselves to the books

>pretending the post didn't make sense when you got proven wrong

classy

>picking man jaw: the character
disgusting

they modded so that one of the girl in brothel use ciri's nude model

Most perfect girl in vidya

Triss is so much better than the other two it's not even fair to compare them.

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>you'll never bathe with your daughter ciri after a long battle
>you'll never noticing her stealthily gazing at you as you wash on the opposite side of the hotspring
>you'll never see her eyes go wide as you stand up to leave
>you'll never smirk as you wrap a cloth around your waist
>you'll never see her biting her lip when she joins you to rent two rooms at a nearby inn
>you'll never prepare dinner for her
>you'll never notice her blush as she tries to eat the fat meaty sausage you cooked
>you'll never listen to her stammer as she tries to break the ice
>you'll never smile and pat her on the back commending her for a job well done
>you'll never notice her staring at you as you leave for bed
>you'll never hear her faint moans of frustration as the sounds of her bed shaking is heard next door
>you'll never depart from the inn with her and talk as if nothing happened that night

this.

> no romanceable she-dragon Saskia

fuck this gay earth

am sad now

You are all incorrect

Your demented ramblings didn't address any actual argument being made

fucking degenerate
mother-son is the only acceptable incest fetish everything else is aids tier

This nigga gets it

She is adorable even when drenched in blood.

You forgot about how she is the heir to some of the most powerful titles in the world

This is the kind of people that was ok with the first 20 minutes of the killing joke

Ciri>Iris>rest

>caked on makeup

Get some standards man.

I'm all for Yen but I can't deny they made Triss a real cutie patootie in 3.

Oh yeah, and how the empire will literally collapse unless she becomes the empress. How does anything ever get done in the Witcher world without Ciri!?

>actually putting ciri above iris

kill yourself my man

Bard girls are god-tier by definition desu.

>Triss kills that guy
>get a boner
>Yen resurrects that corpse
>lose all respect for her
Both act like mad wenches in their respective violent scenes, but Triss is much more sympathetic in her lowest. I guess it has something to do with her being in all games and the player getting attached to her over time.

why does black eyeliner get me so fucking horny all the time

Get the fuck back in the house wench

rude

That guy was literally Hitler though

l2r then faggot

Olgierd did everything wrong, but he still loved Iris. ;_;

too bad she isn't cute when she isn't drenched in makeup

Maybe at first.

>mad wenches
Only triss lost her shit and acted irrationally

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

>yells at the dead lad
>whines if Geralt tells her to calm the fuck down

Iris was best girl.

>triss without makeup looks like a man
>yen without makeup looks even cuter than before

I read it and your whole post equates being all powerful with being a Mary Sue for some reason, and basically ignores every other point.

DELET

>Menge quest
>The handcuff flirt
>alright, lets trick them
>guard slaps Triss in front of me
Butcher of Novigrad

Also fuck Yen for destroying the garden and making that poor dead lad suffer.

But why? She is perma makeuped with magic.

>Implying that there are even jews in TW3
KYS

Olgierd did nothing wrong

Why is she so ugly in there?

>But why? She is perma makeuped with magic.
>trissfags in denial
sorceresses use makeup, you faggot. You can even find a recipe for makeup in Keira's hut.

I want to protect her smile.

>what are dwarves

Maybe second tier fuckups like Keira, mate. But I doubt either Yen or Triss would bother applying makeup when they both used magic in the past to change how they look.

cant cast the spell all day, its uncomfortable and takes a lot of energy
only makes sense to force the corpse to talk about relevant shit

Do i have to play TW1 and 2 to understand 3?
Why does everyone hate Yen?

They use magic makeup called glamour. Sorceresses only cure minor flaws permanently with magic. Yen's hunchback and Triss' burns were cured by others working on them.

"everyone" hates both Yen and Triss, it's just waifu wars

>Why does everyone hate Yen?
Play W3 and see how she treat you.

Thanks based lorefag.

Both CDPR and Sapkowski favor Yen. Triss was just put in W3 for the GoT plebs who thinks they can make a narrative decision about Geralt's relationship without knowing the context of the books and still expect people to take them seriously.

I liked the story about the rose

1 isn't relevant to anything, 2 is somewhat relevant to 3. You should still play all of them because they're good games. Don't you like good vidya, user?

>Console
Looks fucking disgusting

>ywn lick her abs

Witcher 2's story leads into 3, 1 is independent of them
Yen bitches at Geralt for fucking Triss the last 2 games, she doesn't chill unless you do her romance quest, which is like halfway through the long ass game

Ciri looks like a typical sandwich-priced polish hooker you'd find in the bois de boulogne

What? Triss is pretty much CDPR's poster girl, the devs constantly post #teamtriss on their twitter and even Geralt's English VA said he prefers Triss.

there's so much reference from 1 and 2(especially now there's 2 DLCs) that if you've never play them you will never get the reference when they are mentioned. There's even reference from the book directly, though that part is rather minor

While they use glamour while doing business in big cities, they use normal makeup underneath and on normal days.

>No HairWorks
KYS

Makes sense, Cynthia had the flower and she wouldn't give a shit.

>marketing team
lul
Lead game designer is a yenfag

Source or didn't happen. I literally read an interview where the writers gush about how strong Triss is yesterday.

I'm almost done with 1 and picked Shani, did I do wrong?

lo-quality webbum because 4chans

>All these Iris fags
>When this bitch left the love of her life for some Ofieri prince and his big black cock

Yes.

yea

>all sluts
Fuck off

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I usually prefer helping Roche at the end of TW2 but this moment does make going after Triss quite worthwhile

I feel you brah.

you mean her parents want her to be blacked

d-delete this no proofs

>no Priscilla gf

>less screen time

damn i want to learn to edit mesh so i can give all girls puffy nipples

keira after she's been staked

Thicc tranny-looking Trist best Trist

Too much pressure from the bookfags

She already had a lot of screentime in the previous games, they had to give some time for Yen to shine, too bad she didn't impress most players and they still went with Triss.

>how strange that the VA would pick the on he has spent years with instead of someone who was introduced in the last game

that's cery, the queen of skellige

gamereactor.eu/grtv/?id=228924&sid=5f3ea9bf0f865a7c35784016b297d637
28:10

That's Cerys you dumbass.

;_____;

>no priscilla song

>absent for 75% of witcher 2

if Ciri was all powerful, vesemir wouldn't have died.

getting an idea that succeeds =/= mary sue

offspring not irrelevant, did you even read the fucking books?

oh i see, so phillipa the villain agrees to save the day with geralt and bros? fuck you.

avallac'h despises ciri, l2r books before you go on a rambling spree going all hurr dur maru sue. He also only gives a fuck about his elf bros

rape =/= retarded character

>kissing a guy even after he dumps you
She's so vulgar and nasty.

>avallac'h despises ciri
Wait, really? I thought Avallac'h was infatuated with Ciri because of her resemblance to Lara Dorren hence the drawings and what not.
Was he just using Ciri as a means to an end the White Frost?
also what is the white frost anyway

still better than yen, triss or any of the others

CDPR is just implying that you're a faggot and that you made the wrong decision.

Don't worry, waifu patch 2.0 will fix it.

you just said it youself. He despises Ciri because she resembles Lara Dorren.

And Ciri was used big times by Cuntallac'h

Triss, because she would actually make for a good wife. Yen would be the kind of hag to scare all your friends away and force you to do the housework. Shani is too young and would rather be a comfort girl for the troops than settle down. Triss seems like the type to serve you and your friends beer while you play poker, then make you breakfast in bed the next morning.

>unable to color inside the lines
Is this guy in kindergarten?

I never said that Ciri was all powerful but it's good to know you can only recognize bad writing if it's incredibly obvious, like having a major character actually be all powerful for no reason.
The point is not that Ciri's idea succeeds, it's that everything she does ever succeeds, even when it shouldn't. Her being hot tempered and rash is meant to be her only flaw, and it still works to her advantage. Some flaw
I'm not talking about the books here, and as far as I can tell no, the offspring isn't relevant in the games
Philippa is a villain, but apparently even this game's wiriting is too subtle for you. Villain =/= antagonist
You admit yourself that Avallac'h is made out to be an asshole at best, despite helping you during the entire game. Also his feeling towards Ciri are ambiguous and it's very possible the elf girl simply lied to Ciri because of jealousy as Geralt suggested.
A character being raped does not make it a retarded character but if she apparently "liked it", and considering it's not even mentioned in the game at all it seems pretty dumb

>Lara Dorren originally intended to marry him, before she fell in love with Cregennan of Lod.
>Cregennan of Lod is one of Ciri's ancestors
Kek, Avallac'h is just a mad cuck like Eredin then.

>trissfags have to resort to fan-fiction

>modest and humble despite knowing that she's beautiful and intelligent
>warm and friendly
>doesn't judge people
>has a good job
>cute af
She's literally my dream woman.

>that fucking image

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Yen is such a bitch, literally how can people like her? Even Ciri doesn't think much of her in TW3.

dumbest post in the thread.
first of Yen is the most compatible character, by design.
secondly everyone is generally chill and nice guy when theyre drunk, you fucking mong

>I'm going to sell Ciri for the highest bidder
what did she mean by this?

it's because geralt just dumped her so she has to crawl back with her tail between her legs while yen and geralt are like an old couple who have loved each other for 20 years and aren't afraid a little banter will ruin the relationship

I do think CDPR gave her too much of a pass, and also ignored her clearly manipulative sides whereas Yen gets the full package of good and bad parts.
Like really, the only negative thing she does in 3 is acknowledge once that she used to be a manipulative bitch and that she's a terrible fake drunk.

>more humility, you smug viper!
>he is my man, mine and only mine!
What a hag. I bet she's castrate Geralt if she found out about his whoring hobby.

Is this supposed to make Yen look good

>Date-raped Geralt using magic behind her friend's back
>Kept coming on to Geralt despite repeated statements that he wasn't interested
>Leaked information about Ciri to Philippa Eilhart, betraying the Witchers' trust
>Took part in the Thanedd coup without warning her alleged friend Yennefer or alleged love Geralt about the danger they were in
>Joined the Lodge of Sorceresses, an oligarchical secret cabal dedicated to usurping power for its own ends
>Helped frame Yennefer for treason to drive a wedge between her, Geralt, and Ciri, and ensure she'd receive no help
>Stood idly by while Geralt was nearly assassinated, choosing to do nothing because Philippa told her to
>Helped abduct Ciri for the purpose of making her Tancred Thyssen's concubine
>Went with Yennefer and Ciri to Rivia to make sure they didn't escape while visiting Geralt one last time
>Ran as soon as the pogrom started, refusing to help Yennefer, Geralt, and Ciri. Only returned when much damage was already done, after Yennefer made sure she felt ashamed.
>Lied to Geralt about their relationship prior to his amnesia
>Lied to Geralt about how to fix his amnesia
>Manipulated Geralt for the purpose of reclaiming her old position in Foltest's court
>Told him nothing of his past, Yennefer, or Ciri until forced to by Geralt
>Told him nothing of the Lodge even when she had every reason to suspect they'd framed him for regicide
>Only came clean when forced to, again, by Geralt
Triss is shit tbqh.

Yenn is the fucking worst.

Who's got the copypasta from the autist who thinks Geralt and Ciri boned after killing the Crones

Her personality was the same in Witcher 2 tho, she has friendly bants with Dandelion, Roche and Zoltan and acts flirty and all around fun.

>I bet she's castrate Geralt if she found out about his whoring hobby.
Yennefer and Geralt both bang other people, it's literally not a surprise.

>people actually like this crazy whore

>she's has literally just sealed a deal to sell ciri for the purpose breeding
>the woman who raised ciri is upset with triss and for seducing geralt with magic even though they were best-friends
>WHAT A BITCH
trissfags everyone

>this yenfag spamming pastas because people don't like his shitty waifu
Calm down, buddy, you're not helping your case.

>Trissfags are people who only played TW2 and TW3 and probably skipped all the dialogue
Trissfags didn't even play the game lmfao

If only Geralt didn't find out, W3 might actually have had a more interesting plot than "protect muh Ciri from elf Darth Vader". Triss was trying to save us all

Yen=Ciri>Triss

again, the fact you haven't read the books makes this discussion really dumb.

So in your logic, then anyone who doesn't like ciri = villain (and does not qualify in pool of people that must not like her).

yet, when her close relatives like her, geralt and friends, then she qualifies for mary sue? (which makes sense, does you family fucking hate you or some shit?)

That's retarded.

Ciri is only present in the late game, she shares 1 idea with geralt, and it succeeds = mary sue.

She is short tempered and decides to help her friends in some of the battles, since her formidable swordfighting skill (of which she trained her whole life honing to perfection), comes in handy in battle = mary sue.

It's a weak claim, just admit it.

Can we at least all agree and these are both worst girls?

I'm sorry to tell you but she's very unpleasant regardless of circumstances. I really don't understand how people can prefer her to cutie Triss or charming tomboy Ciri.

is it copypasta time?

>Yennefer:
+ beautiful
+ rich
+ working on a cure for infertility
+ destined for Geralt
+ mature
+ sees more in Geralt than just a walking D immune to STD
+ can handle herself
+ top tier banter with Geralt and other characters
+ great scenes with Geralt and Ciri
+ Ciri thinks of her as of a mother
+ sacrificed her life for dying Geralt while Triss watched
+ cucked her longtime lover for Geralt (despite popular opinion, he was the one cucking Yen)
+ will sacrifie everything for Geralt and Ciri
+ powerful sorceress
+ actively looks for Ciri
+ cabin in the middle of nowhere, lot's of sex and no politics or other shit to worry about - that's what she offers to Geralt, and that's what Geralt always wanted
+ Loves Geralt unconditionally despite djinii spell lifted
+ hates faminazis
+ alpha female for alpha male
+- HAD some imperfections but they were corrected by best magicians in the world and Geralt is fuly aware of that.
- can be harsh at a times (I guess?)
- infertile (for now)

>Triss
+ Younger (though mages don't age at all now if they don't want to, so it's fucking nothing)
+ bit bigger boobs
+- Sister for Ciri (which is kinda weird considering she want's Geralt's cock)
+- wants ONLY D from Geralt
- was lying to Geralt to replace Yennefer after he lost his memory
- by doing that she delayed finding Yennefer and probably Ciri
- doesn't even look for Ciri, just sit in Novigrad doing nothing
- infertile
- childish
- /dag/ (a.k.a. Tumblr General) darling
- shit hair
- manjaw
- need to be drunk to at least attract Geralt's attention
- betrayed Yen, Geralt and Ciri for her Lodge feminazi friends
- permanent damsel in distress
- Geralt had to wipe her ass as she shat herself so he's probably disgusted by merely thought of having sex with her
- medicore sorceress (she can't even cast an shield spell properly - compare her shit butterfly shield to what Yennefer does at Kaer Morhen or even to what Keira does in Avallac'h hideout)

I never really cared about Triss one way or another but this was the moment that made me hate her. What a spineless bitch.

There something i don't get guys. I played the first and second games more than once and loved them but for some reason everytime i try to get into the third i just can't. Anybody else ? I don't know what to do, i'd like to finish the serie at least once

>all suddenly quiet

>lighter haired girl is much prettier and friendlier
>the dark haired one has a manface and is a massive bitch
Just like in the vanilla game, huh.

> W3 might actually have had a more interesting plot than "protect muh Ciri from elf Darth Vader"
Story would've been better if it wasn't centered around two elven cucks trying to get the women of their dreams back to cuck other worlds
TW3's story can be tied up with cuckoldry
>Milfgaard emperor hires Geralt to rescue Ciri because he got cucked out of a daughter he wanted to bang
>the baron subarc is pure cuckoldry
>triss got cucked out of geralt
>vice versa can occur if you choose triss over yenn
>the entire over arching plot is about two elven cucks trying to un-cuck themselves

Quiet about what? I'm not going to change my preferences because Yenfags start spamming, it just makes her and them look worse in my eyes.

You just have to compare the two ending scenarios. Yen takes Geralt and locks him in a shack. Triss brings him to a house so that he can go out and invite his friends over while she prepares the food for them. Maybe it's just me, but the first one seems like a fling that will last a month or so at most before they get bored, while the second is a healthy lifestyle.

Yes, because Triss no longer has the rose.

And it's dried up after being used for magic

>he didn't play blood and wine
>he didn't ever listen to geralt always wanting to retire proper
Do you triss fags even play the game?

It's the worst game in the series, what did you expect? Skyrim 2.0 basically, it was clear they are aiming for the same audience the moment it was announced in 2013.

What's your problem with it exactly?
Story, gameplay or mechanics or what?

Skyrim was good

>Do you triss fags even play the game?
Of course not, they play on easy and skip through cutscenes that don't have their waifu

reminder that this was objectively the best ending

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>Skyrim was good
HAHAHAHA

>geralt and yen don't need anyone else and love each other
>triss drags geralt into politics and he has to hunt monsters to get away from her

I'm being honest you meme loving idiot

>So in your logic, then anyone who doesn't like ciri = villain (and does not qualify in pool of people that must not like her).

I don't know what you're trying to say with this. The point is that everyone either likes/loves Ciri, or is a villain. To have a better example, take Yennefer. Some characters genuinely dislike her, but actually turn out to be decent people. Some of what she does gets Geralt and herself into trouble, because she has actual flaws.
During the late game, Ciri goes against the opinion of everyone from time to time and, without fail, turns out to be correct, even when she has less information/experience in the situation than these people

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Andrzej, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded shitposters who spend every second of their day arguing over waifus. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever left your mom's basement? I mean, I guess it’s fun to jack off to imaginary women, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than asking me who my preferred waifu is.

Don’t be a fag who only plays the last game. Just hit me with your best shot. My books are pretty much perfect. I have published two series of novels, and even an encyclopedic compendium. What can you write, other than memes about "My Geralt" and fapfics about your waifus? I also get money from every game sold, and have a banging hot World Fantasy Award (Just took a selfie with it; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my vodka

>It was no longer GoT the game, so it sucked
fuck off, faggot. W2 is the worst in the series and completely missed what the franchise is about.

WITCHER 3: WAIFU AND QUESTION MARK HUNT

shit game

Agreed

Anna lives, Syanna dies, Regis doesn't get exiled forever, and Geralt gets a sweet sketch to hang in his house

It definitely has weaker writing and the open world design kind of drags the entire experience down.
Cutie.

>''hey guys i just bought tw3 looking forward to the next skyrim xDxD''
>''who is this jennifer bitch?!?!? why does she have a personality?!?!''
>''so does gerald and this emhir have the same daughter or something XD? are they a gay couple?''
>''tris looks like a really nice person + she's a busty redhead!!''
>''there are elves in this game? wow what a dragon age ripoff!''
>''wow the skeleton elves are so evil omg fucking pedos''
>''why doesn't cerys ask gerald about tris if i romanced tris? who does everyone talk about jennifer all the time??''

>tfw i read all the books
>tfw i played all the games
>tfw i understood everything in tw3
>tfw i got the best ending on the first playthrough
>tfw i will cherish these memories for the rest of my life
Stay mad, normies, you'll never have this.

Why is she so perfect?

And now you're here, samefagging about your awful waifu nobody likes on Cred Forums. I'm so jelly of your alphaness.

>he didn't ever listen to geralt always wanting to retire proper

He says what you tell him to say. Being an RPG, the last three games of the series let you develop Geralt into a different character than he was in the books. It's fine if you chose for him to remain a beta and stay in a toxic relationship, but I like to think that throughout the series he grew a pair.

I don't know if you ever thought about the prospect of being locked up in a cabin with your wife for the rest of your life, but it's not exactly pleasant. Soon enough they'll get tired of it and go their separate ways.

So how is it that all the
>bantz
with Yennefer is horribly one-sided and she takes offense every time Geralt doesn't act like an apologetic beta cuckboi?

The franchise is about Geralt and his adventures with prophecies an shiiet, not about singleplayer MMO + tits.

Witcher 3 is pure cancer fueled purely by aggressive marketing campaign with budget bigger than it's development took. The only reason why people still discuss it here, is because of the most pathetic people in the universe - autistic waifufags.

Yenfags have a dominatrix fetish and secretly want to have their balls crushed.

I like them both 2bh

because she's not real

I feel like I would have disliked Triss if they kept her bitch face from TW1

>triss and geralt want to build a healthy lifestyle together
>yen just wants the two of them to slowly wither away in some abandoned shack

I had the same experience and enjoyed finishing the series with TW3. I haven't felt like replaying it though, TW3 is alright for one playthrough but the open world meme and lack of meaningful choice & consequence/grey morality doesn't make replaying very appealing imo.

>The franchise is about Geralt and his adventures with prophecies an shiiet
fucking niggers, i swear

The way I've seen it is just restoring things to how they were. Geralt and Yennefer were retired together on the Isle of Avalon, Eredin kidnaps Yen, it only makes sense for Geralt to restore what was.

I see your point, but your still retarded, since you're not considering the fact that we're talking about the witcher.

Almost literally everyone who isen't geralt and family are villains. Ciri grew up with geralt and family, of course they would all love and like her, they're family ffs.

Added to the fact, that she pretty much only ever gets enough screen time to actually interact with her family.

However, let's say you're right. Everyone loves her (literally everyone). Great.

Oooops. She can actually legit die. :/

guess everything doesn't turn out all rosies and happy endings afterall.

Also, ofc she goes against everybodys opinion when they're dealing with the Wild Hunt, she's the most experienced in that regard.

I thought her green dress from the first game was hilarious, I'm glad they made her less ridiculously "sexy" and more approachable in the later games.

But she will be

>geralt wants to retire and just spend the rest of his life with the love of his life like on the island

youtube.com/watch?v=FOehM7ebZ6g&ab_channel=witcherwikia

>triss forces him into politics and makes him keep hunting monsters when he even wanted to retire before the games take place

I can't believe she has the Caduceus on her neck. I thought this mistake was done in the 20th century by US general, and not in the 12th century or when Witcher is supposed to happen.

That was more like an afterlife than anything, whereas now they're actually living in the real world.

Did you even read the books, faggot? There were 7 of them before that drunkard shat out another one. And only 2 out of 7 are about slaying monsters. Of course you didn't. 90% of Witcher fanbase consists of cancerous console peasants who never played the 1st game, played the 2nd after getting brainwashed by Wild Cunt marketing, never read the books, nor they even know anything about slavic folklore.

All those who praise W3 are Skyrim console kids who will literally eat any turd a corporation shits on their plate if you invest enough into bribing journalists. Exactly like it happened with GTA V, which, despite being the shittiest game in the franchise, is praised like the best game ever, along with Witcher 3 and Shitrim.

The witcher games can still be more subtle with their chacterization when they want to, I can't stand Ciri because she brings the quality of the writing down.

Not an afterlife, just a different world - King Arthur's. Ciri was there too.

Hearing that from Keira really opened my eyes, I feel like one of the themes in the final game is moving on (Ciri finding her path, Roche either dying or giving up his childish patriotism, Olgierd getting his life back, etc.) so it makes no thematic sense for Geralt to stagnate.

hope my next reincarnation roll will have a Ciri romance

>secondly everyone is generally chill and nice guy when theyre drunk
underage detected

i have read the books, you fucking nigger.

Keira Metz is the best sorceress, I'm pretty mad that faggot Lambert gets her

if by reading books you mean read a book titled "i haven't read any of the witcher books" then yes you have read the books

not him but it's generally true except for some people who become assholes. You might just have shit friends who secretly dislike you.

I want to see that boat scene with Ciri model!

ask some questions about them then, you nigger

Could anyone else smell Ciri? Like every time Ciri came on screen I smelt a fat shit

Then go and do it again, maybe then you know that Witcher is 70% elven prophecies, politics and being a cuckold, and only 30% about being a mercenary. That's exactly why Witcher 3 is the weakest when it comes to story.

>Not a virgin
Dropped

Remember that time Geralt and Ciri rowed to the moon?
youtube.com/watch?v=wCPGpOyzevQ

haha

saving your virginity for another virgin i see?.... pathetic

One dude even died while sucking her tits, lmao, her virginity is the last thing you should care about.

>He says what you tell him to say. Being an RPG, the last three games of the series let you develop Geralt into a different character than he was in the books. It's fine if you chose for him to remain a beta and stay in a toxic relationship, but I like to think that throughout the series he grew a pair.
Geralt always wanted to retire since the books.
>but I like to think that throughout the series he grew a pair.
Except Geralt can do whatever he wishes in regards to his relationships. If he wanted to end it with Yenn in the books, he could've. He truely loves Yenn from the bottom of his heart and more so when he GAVE HIS SOUL to Eredin to save Yenn.

>at first
Olgierd always loved Iris. Did you miss the fucking title of the DLC; Heart of Stone?
Olgierd did literally nothing wrong

Kill yourselves

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>70% elven prophecies, politics and being a cuckold
they barely have any politics and it's certainly not a big part of them. There's only one elven prophesy being discussed and it's even revealed that it was false. If being a cuckold you mean relationship problems then I would agree.

It's Triss

Every single time Geralt goes somewhere is either because of the prophecy, or some local ruler who starts trouble. He even dies in a revolt, and not by being chewed by some Basilisk, like a true witcher should.

she isn't a virgin. She was fucked by a female bandit and she it is heavily implied that she fucked a knight and maybe even married him at the end of the books.

>Every single time Geralt goes somewhere is either because of the prophecy, or some local ruler who starts trouble
Or maybe because of Ciri? What the fuck are you even talking about?

>books
Get a load of this degenerate

What about Keira?
imgur.com/a/XeCiA

>galahad the pure
>ever fucking

Haha that comic always makes me kek.

>tfw Lambert cucked me

?

uuuh what about Ciri?

fluorescence911.deviantart.com/art/Ciri-the-Witcher-532645822

I liked her much better than Yen despite them being basically the same archetype (ultra-competent no-nonsense black haired witch), it's weird.

zoltan and dandelion like triss better than yen

gotta go with your bros

>"I will always love and worship..."
he definitely wanted to go balls deep in Ciri

Lambert was salty for a reason. He deserves something good in his life.

This, Triss is a fembro herself though.

no, they think triss is delusional.
>‘Never make the same mistake, little witcher-girl,’ he murmured, indicating the wagon with his eyes. ‘If someone shows you compassion, sympathy and dedication, if they surprise you with integrity of character, value it but don’t mistake it for… something else…’

HGNNNN

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What did CDPR mean by this?

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Yen is better than Triss purely on the fact that Geralt gets some fucking peace and quiet in her ending.

I love incest

>Bookfags on Cuckwatch
Get your mediocre piece of literature out of here. Oh wait, you literally have no place to go since /lit/ would laugh you the fuck out.

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me on the right you on the left

It's pretty much the same thing with triss, sure he sees some friends or takes a small contract from time to time but he mostly just chills

I'm the book

anymore?

this is me

Yeah but he's still connected to POLITICS with Triss

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tits too big for Ciri's perfect body.

Stop trying to change what was already perfect.

He's literally hanging out in her fancy house, taking occasional witcher contracts for fun and sometimes meeting his friends

Triss would naturally want to discuss her career and daily life with him, which heavily involves politics. I doubt Geralt would last more than a few months before saying fuck it and leaving.

>Syanna when she puts on the red hood

I just arrived in Ard Skellig and met with Yen after Romancing with Triss.

Is it possible to Romance with both? Is their an optimal simultaneous romance strategy?

If it isn't, I think I prefer Yen, but I think I need Triss for future missions, so I said I loved her anyway.

Please try and stay spoiler free.

This is the biggest bullshit. Yen and Geralt are like fire and oil. The literally cant stand themselves for more than few weeks. And the game end is that they spend the rest of their lives in one room? Fucking science fiction right there.

Meanwhile Triss end is both pursuing hapiness through both career and home hospitality. I fucking want to end like this. Do job I like, but not because I have to, but because I want to. Spend my free time with friends and lovely wife, always having warm dinner when I come home. Fucking dream.

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If you try to romance both, you get a funny ending. And Triss is still around so you didn't need to say I love you.

go ahead and romance yen, you'll just get a threesome later on

Yeah it's possible to romance both. you wont regret it

book ending is them living together secluded as well, say what you will but the person that wrote those characters disagrees with you

triss appears in later missions even if you dont romance her

who is this?

Fuck. I thought saying "I love you" was the only way to convince Triss to stay in Novigrad, but I don't mind if it's for the sake of a threesome.

Alright, are there some essential dialogues I need to use? Like in the middle of the funeral of the Jarl, I was given the choice to basically say I wanted to fuck her, but I didn't exactly want to say that that in the middle of a funeral, haha.

on what exactly? With Yen, you do literally nothing, but fuck, eat and walk around.

your daughter

but her hair isn't white

The love of my life.

still the best

>small tits
>perfect

not really, just be aggressive, it's not hard to make the right choices.

One of the choices will be timed, just make it real clear your love em'

she dyed it to disguise from the wild hunt

>The literally cant stand themselves for more than few weeks
on this

I hate faggots who just spout shit without reading the books.

Can someone remind me who Ciri lost her virginity to? And don't say Geralt unless you have some proof showing it, I remember in Witcher 3 she lives in this village for a bit and talks about having a crush on this one guy.

I think she even talks about wanting to sleep with him or some shit, did she just lose her virginity to some random shmuck? Or was she raped?

big tits are for babies

real men prefer a nice ass

>implying they aren't

Which brothel had the best prostitute?

>not liking small tits too
pleb

she was repeatedly fucked by that elven king, that Eredin poisoned. The potion was actually to make the elven king more fertile, so he could impregnate her.

1973

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>Disgusting

She has a masculine caveman face, gross.

lesbian bandit named "Mistle"
if you mean dicking, then nothing is confirmed, just that she ran off with galahad at the end of the last book

kys yourself my man

he fingered her, because he couldn't get it up
the elf viagra eredin gave him killed him

I think Ciri is fucking beautiful, I'm just pointing out that in that specific image she looks fucking disgusting.

I don't know what mod you're using but it's a garbage mod, I'd rather stare at her with clothes on. At least she has a feminine looking face and doesn't look like a masculine caveman, I mean if that's what you're into though.

I'm sorry you get aroused by women with masculine faces, maybe you're a little bi-curious user.

that's her normal face

Shit, triss ending....literally same as some manga ending, samurai deeper kyo.
" Whatever it is, come in and take a rest for a while. Have a nice conversation with friends and lover. "
So warm and smile

Triss kills the dude who wants genocide to be a thing.
Yen instead tortures the soul of a dude who tried to save Ciri from the Wild Hunt, condemning him with ostracism from the villagers.

this scene alone COMPLETELY destroys all trissfags. this must be posted every time one of those vermin dare show their face in these threads.

Found the jelly ironing boards

Well, she didn't look that ugly to me in the game. I just figured the garbage mod you're using made her look ugly.

>like big and small tits
>somehow i triggered him so hard that he insults me as well

>there are people that don't like Regis

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Am I only one who thinks that she looks like taken from Tim Burton movie?

>making best girl into asian tranny

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>triss decide to change for good, and she did.
>yen stay bitchy till the end
Ayyylmaooo

>be centuries old almost immortal vampire
>still bald
LMFAO

really? can't imagine anyone not liking him. he was my favorite character in the books. I was super pumped when he appeared in b&w

>Imagining Yen fucking Ciri and Triss with her fat cock, or vice versa.

I didn't know I wanted this until right now, please tell me porn of that exist.

S H A N I
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all you waifufags are fucking pathetic

Comparing power levels is Ciri stronger than O'dim?

>all these trissfags saying that yen is bitchy and mean

lmfao that's what I love most about her. I love a woman with fire who can banter with the rest of them.

no

>wanting to cuck your buddy julian

Why does he look so jewish?

Delicious fat chest>>>>>disgusting flat chest

>how are you
>muh dick nigguh

no, but if she was required to go against him by the plot she'd win

need a scouter for that kind of shit

Shani is a random slut who just jumped on Geralt's dick the first chance she got, and then fucked off from Geralt's storyline for the rest of the novels. I'm actually surprised CDPR brought her back as a major romance choice in W1.

he look swagger as fuck anyway

Yen can't actually handle the banter. She flips her shit as soon as Geralt talks back, lmao. Triss actually has thicker skin

>actually calling him Julian
Stop shitposting anytime, Dandy Lion.

Is Lambert actually a nigger?

Is that fucking Kylie Jenner?

best boi

>She will never pin you against the bed and face sit on you
>She will never give you a blowjob
>She will never pin you down, and ride your cock to her satisfaction
>She will never thank you for cuddling with her

end my life into pieces

stop

Ciri is the daughter you'll never have and Yennefer is the best girl.

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you should read the book, there's some pretty lewd moments.

Wolves asleep amidst the trees...

post more long hair ciri

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240p

das it luv

I want to fuck that fabric

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>tfw no gf to buy yen's perfume for