ITT, Autistic vidya habits

>running a race
>take out my knife

Reminds me of Pure Pwnage.

youtu.be/ToL9e6vrrKI

>everything has to be symmetrical
>EVERYTHING
>In Terraria, if I notice a hallway is one block longer than it's twin, I tear the whole thing down and try again
>RPG char stats should always be as even numbers if I can help it (even if it's sub-optimal), and never multiples of 4

>RPG char stats should always be as even numbers if I can help it (even if it's sub-optimal), and never multiples of 4
I completely understand

>If a game allows any sort of building, I HAVE to make the twin towers
>Then I blow them up
>every single game that lets me

>rhythm game
>must get perfect

>gta
>don't run over pedestrians

>rpgs
>do all sidequests and optional shit
>fuck you atelier

>shooting games
>reload every time

You may actually be autistic.

>Start Dead Rising
>See all the text telling me who died
>Show up dead in the journal
>Stop playing

I can't play through a game unless it's a perfect playthrough, don't make me start a new game in order to get everything done. I'd much rather follow a guide than miss optional stuff.

Not sure if you're aware, but that's 2 people

I'm the guy who would reload up to half an hour back if I missed some text

Though I only do this if I can't find what I missed on youtube.

I don't consider that too awful.

can't you just piece together what you expect happened from the two other pieces?

>game has a big hallway or stairs or whatever that leads to an important part of the game or the endboss
>walk the way slow and perfect at the middle to make it look more important

>always talk to my favorite character or the most important character at the least if there are parts where you have to talk to your party

>Always finish off bosses in jrpgs with the maincharacter and his strongest special move

>buy games based purely on the strength of the character customization

>havent played game in a while
>have to restart entirely because I'm afraid ill miss something in the story

>see someone use "it's" incorrectly
>instantly stop reading
Wonder if autism or just hatred. Your kind sickens me.

>1st post
>2nd post "Oh that reminds me"
>???

Not always. No. Sometimes yes, if it's clearly not important, then I usually don't care. But if it was part of an important dialogue of speech, then no.

It was used correctly numbnuts

>Playing Etrian Odyssey
>Character dies in a boss fight
>restart the boss fight

if everyones exp bar isnt the same im going to start over.

I'm basically the exact opposite of you.

I love NG+ extra goodies, almost to the point where I won't play a game unless I know that NG+ adds new things to do and extra challenges.

...yes, that first guys post reminded me of something I did. I'm a previous user

>Max out all Social Links
>Use guide to do this
>Get up to the last month
>Fuck up the old woman S-Link somehow
>Have to replay the game again to get this trophy

I'm close to the platinum but gave up because of the Hardcore Risette Fan trophy.

>Always finish off bosses in jrpgs with the maincharacter and his strongest special move
Do you also use his signature gear and weapons as long as possible before you're underpowered? I do.

>game gives you a special ending if you do

Wait game does this?

The golden guide has some problems, The only real problem I had was the Sea Guardian, it expects you to have randomly found the fish hook, luckily I use all save slots and just went back a couple of weeks

Holy shit this
>boss is at 5%
>I got this
>manages to kill my healer
>nope fuck this, ain't wasting exp like that
>restart the fight and put my healer in defend once it reaches 5% again

Only if its visible, yes. Fuck most of the ugly as shit early game weapons in games like lost odyssey or FF7. And fuck ultima weapon for cloud, which is his strongest, yet most ugly weapon of all FF games. Even that tooth pick spear you get in FF12 looks better.

That might have fucked me over originally. I hate the sea guardian part too.

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Xenoblade Chronicles X does it the best with the "fashion gear" system. You can equip your gear and then set your fashion gear which shows over your actual gear. If you want to play the game in a swimsuit with the benefits of the best armour, you can.

Fuck you, the Zodiac Spare is awesome.

sauce

It was used correctly as a contraction for "it is" you absolute dumbfuck

I have to get the perfect rating at all times. I'll stop playing a game before I move on without getting a perfect rating. I also have to get all collectibles, so I always make sure to go check a guide to make sure I haven't missed any before I leave an area.

>save every friendly I can, even if I need to reload a million times
>"You will not need this item ever again, throw it away?" No.
Guilty of these as well

Used correctly but not as it is but as a possessive.

>Always name my party the same when I can
>Individual character are named with one word that correspond to their equipement or theme
>Paladin or the like are named after demons/evil gods
>Pretend it's all in the same words except thousands of years into the futur/past
>Always imagine some kind of backstories and endings for my generic characters even if I have to ignore part of the plot

>hallway longer than it is twin
Your samefaggotry is astounding, retard.

>Playing FPS
>Has a "bullet in the chamber" mechanic
>Reload weapon at the start of a life so it has full mag
>Reload twice after spending all my ammo so I have full mag
I'm really obsessed with having full ammo in vidya, G41 in RO2 fucks me up because it has retarded reload mechanics, like in real life

Just caught that senpai. I was referring to the later usage in parentheses. Also, not a samefag. Just a sleepy fuck up fresh off work. Apologies and all that.

artist is sssonic2

I mean, I'm not sure how autistic this really is, because it's not directly tied with the game, but I've started coming up with my own short weapon stories for made up weapons, kind of like what the Drakengard series does.

I find this to be a really cool starting point to make up new stories.

I always name my character user in porn games if possible

Its not that bad, there are unique lines for every status ailment, debuff, going for a crit on an enemy a second time, death, being on low health for every character. I think there might actually be several unique lines per character on every on of theese. Anyway that should be about 100 extra lines that you can miss out by playing the game well

Thanks.

>save 6 times before quitting
shit

Fuck that trophy, I hate the fact that it requires a grind for a random chance at lines.

If we ever cross paths somehow I'm going to shout ASSASSIN, good luck with whatever happens after

It's just too time consuming and specific, otherwise I'd do it.

Yeah, I'm like 5 trophies away from the platinum but I gave up. It's a shame because I love the game and series.

I'll hide in a nearby haystack.

It's pretty easy to write a Drakengard weapon story.

>This sword belonged to a good prince.
>One day the good prince murdered an entire village for no reason, and would later admit to having a good time doing it.
>His father warned him not to murder too many villagers or there will be consequence but he kept on doing it because it gave him cummies.
>One day his body was found in the backyard next to his bloody sword. But who was sword?

It's easy to write a trash one, yes, it's a bit more difficult to write a good one.

Still not that hard if you have an imagination, though.

I enjoy it. Good practise and I seem to come up with interesting fantasy scenarios.

>use action button on every single crate, jar and piece of furniture in the game, even though literally 95% of them do nothing

FUCK YOU GOLDEN SUN REEEEEEEE

Good luck with that

I can't wait to finally play that. I need to build my new PC soon.

Of course, the other good thing about it is that weapon stories can be crazy and filled with fantasy, or just simple and stupid.

I like em both.

There are some good weapon stories in Drakengard but for the most part they were really lazy and slapped some shit on there.

By far my favorite is Hunter's Joy

Level 1

In a certain country lived a feudal lord. This lord was enamored of the hunt; each day he rode out to find animals to slay, his favourite hunting sword by his side.

Level 2

One evening, the animals of the forest gathered together in council. "We cannot survive much longer! We must kill the lord if we wish to live!"

Level 3

So the animals of the forest surrounded the lord's manor, seeking a way in. But when the lord saw them all, he danced with delight. "So, they have all gathered for the hunt!"

Level 4

With joy coursing through his veins, the lord rode out and slaughtered all the animals till not one remained in the forest. By the by, the lord lived happily on to a ripe old age.

>see something i want to pick up
>think about pressing E
US GAMERS HEH?

Hey, I don't blame em. It's hard to come up with even one remotely interesting story for something most people probably don't care about. Let alone 65.

>drop something
>try to quickload

DAMAGED

>do reload animations in real life
>almost did it in public once

fuck

>tfw caught myself putting on an australian accent at times because I play a shit load of Junkrat in Overwatch
>right down to the "hooly doolie"s

will there ever be a cure for autism

Just do it on the dancefloor, no one will know.

Save autism is the worst kind of autism you can have
>emulator
>have like 5 different save states constantly updating
>most of the game is spent juggling through saves

>game has a quick save option
>quick save whenever literally anything happens
>most of the game is spent on saving screen
I swear XCOM2 is a goty for me since I can force myself not to save with ironman mode.

It is embarrassing how many times this shit plays in my head at uni.
youtube.com/watch?v=xOpHT6gZ0Rs

How did he get shot if no one could see him?

YOU FUCKER, STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY

Duuuude sauce that shit lol

>take extreme good care about my units in an RTS game up to the point of they are my men

Thunderbolt Fantasy

just a rogue arrow I suppose, aimed at someone else

what fucking rts lets you have less than 10 casualties in an hour long battle?

I call bullshit

I have to play series in order.

1 -> 2 -> 3 -> 4

I can't break that rule unless it's a clear reboot or standalone title.

Sometimes I do break it, but only if I have a great reason.

>Act out and recite my favorite pieces of dialog from games or cinematics when alone. Warcraft 3 and WoW cinematics are the usual suspects, but it also happens with lots of games that stuck out and were big in my youth:
>"At last, you could hear."
>"Ah, the child of Bhaal has awoken."
>"KAIN IS DEIFIED"

and so on. I also tend to suffer from pack rat syndrome in RPG games.

I constantly attempt to walk as silently as possible, even in public

I can never do this, because I have such a shit memory. I played through the first three MGS games three times and I could hardly tell you the story, much less quotes.

>Enemy concedes because of your number advantage
>all your men are like one shot away from dying

I love doing time hacks when playing Arma. Makes the squad feel so professional

All of you faggots should just play Dark Souls.

Every game should do this, fuck. The optimal armor almost always looks like shit for some reason

>"You dare attack me here? Do you even know whom you face? Suffer, you will all suffer!"

If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

why would you quote him incorrectly? He never said "THAT reminds me"

I play games in their chronological order in universe and not in their normal order. I also have to play every single one of them.

For example, I only recently played the MGS series and went MGS3>PO>PW>MGS5>MG1>MG2>MGS1>MGS2>MGS4>MGR.

Most older RTSs really.

>Walk among them, these beasts that are less than you are. See their strength; see how easily you fall to their muscle and skill.
>Why do you stand for this? Why do you submit to the flesh, when death is bred in your bones?

This one was always a favorite of mine from Irenicus.

>playing PW
but more importantly
>playing PO

Pack rat syndrome is the worst
>playing Fallout2 for the first time
>have to pick up every weapon from killed enemies
>sell them for cash money
>eventually have like 40000 caps, two followers with full inventories and the trunk of the highwayman filled up with weapons and garbage

It's the worst.

His voice acting was just fantastic.

"I cannot be caged! I cannot be controlled! Understand this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools!"

>Make the game as hard as possible for myself. If something seems easymode or pleb to use, I won't use it. Hell, I always use the weapons/classes/skills/approach methods that have the highest possible skill ceilings
>If the missions are somehow ranked, I need to get the best possible ranks on all the missions on my first run. So instead of being fun, it turns into a pure frustration, when I'm restarting the whole mission all the time
>Realize I've managed to miss some content -> reload my save, even if it takes me an hour back
>Keep all those unique powerups/potions in my inventory through the whole game, saving them for THAT moment
>Save my game, then save it again to make sure, and maybe save it once more to be ever more sure
>Self-insert in RPGs ALWAYS. I take the time to make the character look like me, I match the skills/perks/classes to me and so on. I also make the in-game choices as if I had to make that choice in real life
>In even remotely realistic shooters, I always do the same shit I used to do in the army. I reload, storm buildings, advance etc just like I was taught in the real life
>In drivings sims I always use the cars, that I have owned in real life, or atleast the same model but bigger engine/tuned
Feels autism

>First point
I do the complete opposite. If I find a weapon clearly OP I use it, because I hate the feeling of gimping myself when there is an obviously better option.

That said, I have developed the skill to find the smallest possible advantages in weapons in order to justify my use of something that is normally shit.

>second point
fuck that must be shit. i'm so sorry.

In every game that has infinite inventory i always keep at least one copy of everything, even if it's a shitty potion, a common drop, something that i can always buy, ANYTHING, i need to have at least one of everything.

Lmao saved

>Spend fucking hours trying to decide what class to play
>Never satisfied
>Inevitably create one of each trying to find the 'right' class
>Play the starting areas to death trying each class out to the point where I get bored and drop the game

this

everyone does this though

Thank fucking god I'm satisfied just going full strength power on my first runs.

What the fuck? Have tattoo artists no honour?

>>If the missions are somehow ranked, I need to get the best possible ranks on all the missions on my first run. So instead of being fun, it turns into a pure frustration, when I'm restarting the whole mission all the time
>first run
the only reason i never finished dark cloud 2 even though I probably played several playthroughs whenever I felt the urge to try it again. I'd always lose the drive to play because of all the things i "needed" to do, the fishing, golf, perfect house placements, .etc

Ugh

holy shit this comment made me lose my mind

I can just imagine one guy who's getting more and more pissed off with one OTHER guy who constantly walks around his neighbourhood grabbing peoples shoulders and pushing them

>save every friendly I can, even if I need to reload a million times
I do this as well, regardless ifit's rewarded and/or acknowledged.

THIS

Whatever I pick, I start to feel as if I had made the biggest mistake of my life half way through the game. I end up creating all the classes and variations in the game, spending even hundreds of hours in the game, but never finishing it. Sure, I get the bang for the buck, but I miss the whole point of these games in the process.

Any time someone says "your pretty good" I smile like an idiot.

I don't believe you.

>I'm American but lived in Australia for most of my child/teen years
>People give me weird looks when i use Aussie slang because of my accent
Kill me

Ocelot hands for days every time someone says it

Well, it's rewarding, if something. I do that shit in real life too, so this neurotic perfectionism and behaviour isn't tied to vidya only. Excercise, weightlifting, studying and even driving my own god damn car.

I've just gotten used to it. In a way I get shit loads of satisfaction out of torturing myself and demanding always better results from myself. I try to achieve perfection, even tho I know it can't be reached, ever.

>whenever i play an open world game with driving i always have to drive like i was actually driving a car there
>i always try to play myself in any self-insert fantasy game
>I will always try and romance a chick who i like in a game.
>Whenever i get bored of playing myslef in a game i always try and play a cute chic

>>I will always try and romance a chick who i like in a game.
that's the point, innit?

but if you self insert in fantasy games, what class do you pick?

yeah but he probly does it in animal crossing like a cunt

in dating sims, yeah that's the point but i mean in alot of games where it isn't the point or much of an option.
i'm quite a fat fuck, so i often go as a class that favours heavy weapons.
never played any animal crossing actually.

>never played any animal crossing actually

you're still probly a cunt

go play them you cunt

or else you're a cunt for sure

which one has the biggest variety of waifus?

Genuinely curious: Anons, how do you pick what class you're going to play? Always the same types, or whatever looks most fun at that moment, or what?

They've all got a fair amount. Original animal crossing is best, then followed by new leaf, followed by wild world.

I wanna fuck fauna, as well as that other dear who I forget the name of here

The movie on youtube is comfy as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=pYlS2yms8gs

i love fauna

If a game has a class with a playstyle unique to that game, I'll pick that.

Otherwise whatever class I'm not playing at the moment. I always have like 5 games running at the same time.

Alright, time to get a 3ds
just what i feel like at the time.

Diane I think. Deers are cute, I prefer bunnies though.

I'm guilty of this to a fault

even fucking Final Fantasy. played my first one in 2013 with FF1, even though there is no continuity.

Never played the Jedi Knight games and I want to, so naturally I'm gonna start with Dark Forces this week. what the fuck is wrong with me.

always, ALWAYS, without fuckin exception

strong and slow and powerful

I love that shit

Whitney is a cunt in the games but in the movie she's a qt3.14

>Save all special weapons and ammo "for when I need it"
>Beat the game without touching them once.

Holy shit, I can hear the "nani??" and "ma-masaka!"

Some one post tje original image, this is too funny.

Also I do that too, my favorite one is
>September 28th, daylight. The monsters have overtaken the city. Somehow, I'm still alive.

I normally with all games except Pokemon.
>Have to come up with bakstories for each one of my team so I'll be connected to them.
>Always save in a Pokecentre or under a tree before I turn off, so its like I'm "camping".
>If there are Tarous' in the game, I catch a good 12-20 cause I like the idea of owning a big herd like in the anime.
>Imagine how the fights look as I battle, Especially during Gym leader fights.
>Will 'B cancel' evolving Pokemon until the "right" moment. Like winning against a gym leader or if I can come up with some gay story in my head.
>Never use rare candies. Never buy anything other than revives from shops.

Like I said, I'm about a 10 with most games, but when I go autistic, I go a full 100.

So you reverse nuzlocke it then
Kind of sounds like fun, I might try it.

This gets me killed in some games.
It's even worse when the reload animations are garbage.

This honestly triggered me. Too much autism in one sentence.

Funny that someone would call such moderate role playing autistic...

have fun getting punched in the face friendo

I want to inseminate that deer

Glass cannons with 2handed swords or sword and bow. Maybe daggers as secondary, and medium armor to wear. NEVER shields or heavy armor.

>Do the Assassin's Creed walk
that's cringy senpai
>and put my hand on someone's shoulder to move them out of the way
This though is kind of alpha. Depends where you live, in some countries it would be like you were asking to get punched.

but user, she's a dear and you're a human!

max social link run is negative fun unless it's NG+, at which point you only have to half use the guide to optimize the ones that are tricky to get and do the fox quest ones. You get way ahead of the guide for not having to waste any time increasing stats.

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Iktf untermensch will never know.

>only use health and mana potions
>never use the other potions or the special ones because "I'll keep them for later, maybe in a boss fight"
>never use them

it's WRONG user

>had village full of qt and cool villagers
>had to focus on college
>they deers move out
>mfw I haven't gone back
a-a-at least I got their pictures

If doing this is wrong, I don't wanna be right

Oh you naughty, naughty boy

it's ok, a little wrong is ok once in a while

Ok, this is the best way to play Souls, so you're good to go.

if game has good archers(which are rare) archer
if not strength

What games have good archers?

>tfw I will never fug a deer
This feel has been coming up a lot recently.

dragon's dogma
mountain blade
skyrim

I dunno 20 Tauros for the sake of it and not trading or breeding or anything is a bit much.
Admittedly though there are no rules in Pokémon about how many of a Pokémon you can own so it's not exactly wrong or anything.

Still, a party of 6 of the same is one thing. 20?

Also cancelling evolutions for RP sake might miss you a move. Unless he meant he benches the Pokémon after the first evolution point until he gets to that gym leader and pops them out at the right time instead of just repeatedly cancelling as they're leveling up.

>Game branches off in two directions
>Explore one path for 5 minutes
>"Alright, this seems like the main path, I'll explore the secondary path"
>Explore the other path for 5 minutes
>"This seems like the main path actually, I'll fully explore the other path"
>Go explore the first path again
>Go back and forth a few more times to make sure I've explored everything and I won't be locked off
>They both lead to the same place

FUCK ME THIS EVERY TIME

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Playing video games

this

obviously

God, I hate this.

>everytime I open my fridge to get something to eat I say "nani ga deru kana"