Tfw I finally got a steam gf and my soulmate

>tfw I finally got a steam gf and my soulmate

We just chatted for a week but I confessed to her last night and she accepted me, I couldn't be more happier!

Recommend me some good co-op games so I could gift it to her to play together please. Her account is brand new so she doesn't have any games yet.

So post some co-op games! I don't care about the price, I will gift anything to her since she is the love of my life.

user...

Yes? Any co-op games you like? Don't matter what genre it is as long as we don't fight eachother.

Grim dawn

I heard about it, might get that too.

Is Borderlands 1/2 any good? This is my first time playing with a girl so I don't wanna make her alienated by hardcore games.

Any romancey co-op games?

Saints Row is pretty fun and the coop just makes it better

dumb frogposter

Play how many fingers

I...wow

How many fingers?

>9 years in relationship with BBW "gamergurl"
>she no longer plays games
>was never any good to begin with
>gets annoyed by me playing games
>Have sex maybe once every 2 months
Think it's time to end it lads.

surely you jest

I remember when I was in your spot. Wait until you hear this
>I want an open relationship
Abandon ship at this point

>liking that level of fat


I can see people liking chubby, but once your fucking stomach reaches past your tits its fucking disgusting.

>not watching your gf get hammered by fat black cocks

im surprised at how a relationship like that lasted 9 years

>Not liking THICCCCCC

In your opinion.
Can't help it if it makes my dick hard.
also she's in H cups. Her tits are pretty big proportionality

I'm sorry user but it doesn't count anymore. You can have droopy cowtits for days but fat's still fat.

And fucking nasty.

Again, in your opinion. Non-BBWs arent a turn on for me, I don't see the appeal.
You see how this works, right?

>she

i can see you're wrong

I get you user. I can't understand finding anything that's not a loli attractive.


Someone post lolis pls.

No u

>Meet a random person in a chatroom
>Starts pm-ing me saying she's so horny and need fucked up porn links
>"yea right.."
>Says she will cam for me since she's so horny
>Turns on her cam
>It's a girl alright
>Fattest landwhale I have ever seen
>She masturbates on the links I give to her while I'm sitting there having weirdest fap

You've crossed the line. It's all over now

>Her account is brand new so she doesn't have any games yet.
it's a literal steam prostitute
sorry OP

Screen caps?
I have a shadowplay recording of me camming and wanking off with a 60+ year old male who was calling me his son and giving me commands.
That will never get out, but when I write this out I realise how fucked my libido is.

I had this sort of circumstance

I learnt now after i leave her.

You must condition her, tame the dragon sort of thing.

Show her.

Borderlands has a lot of top tier wiener jokes

>steam gf

Eh she doesn't mind dick jokes. She even types more manlier than me, I like those kind of girls.

Well, norms are there for a reason. If you're mentally damaged your opinion is irrelevant.