Name one JUST ONE (1) character that can defeat Mario

Name one JUST ONE (1) character that can defeat Mario
Pro tip:You can't

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A stick

Goombas

Ted cruz

>allowed to use A presses
No-one stands a chance.

This

Nani!?!?

This
Ted Cruz is literally unbeatable

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Delet this

He would lose too much time crafting the cryptic letter to deliver to the cops after he disposed of mario, which would give time to mario to QPU speed.

True but If Cruz has the delegates all Mario can do is irrelevant

Which video is that from?

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Luigi

Amazing.

Kirby

>gets atomized by a light speed kick
>Gets jumped on
>gets dumped in a PU leaving him QPU misaligned
>gets jumped on
>gets dumped in a PU leaving him QPU misaligned

Mario is invincible

Tick Tock Clock

What if the angry sun was wearing a phanto mask and riding a blue spiny shell? And it was on the "Final Destination" level. And Luigi wasn't allowed to Trevon. And Jackie Chan ran out of chairs. AND there was only 1 cosmic brownie left.

I love this kind of goofy shit.

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true

BitFS pole.

Ted was defeated by Donald easily and Donald is Like an ant compared to Mario

Yes does not stand a chance

I'm pretty sure Super Mario is stronger than Mario.

yeah well super mario may be super
but i'm super duper
with a big tuper

>No more commentated videos ever

goddamn
is there any character who can defeat him?

>deports mario

wew that was easy

Easy, mario has nothing on Σario

>webm
apex kek

What about Zelda? I'm not even talking Zelda, with maximum hearts, bonus defense and wearing an armored tunic, wielding a fully maxed out, restored, tempered master sword, re-enforced into a two handed weapon by Biggoron himself, while wearing the Fierce Deity's mask, which had the power of a dark god and is imbued with the powers of all other masks, including the Giant's mask, which grants the ability to become as large as a 30 story building, the bunny hood, granting inhuman speed, and the all-night mask, which means never needing to sleep and being able to endure any torture. All after having drunken the finest Cremia Romani, granting unlimited, never ending magic power.

The Flash

It already happened

>Ha he's qpu misaligned!
Being qpu misaligned doesn't mean you can't qpu realign. It's doable if you follow the qpu grid. Not to mention it's possible to sometimes end up in a non qpu position. You can move in regular pu intervals if your sync speed drops you into a pu next to the nearest qpu either intentionally or unintentionally. He qpu misaligns during the watch for falling rocks star. And then qpu realigns afterwards and hits the raised scuttlebug after entering the regular universe and ground pounds in the collision misaligned wall which jumps him up.

Again. Qpu misalignment isn't a death sentence. It's a challenge but doable and you can realign and even move back into the regular universe.

>TGT will never ever be finished

A human made this...

I reject that notion.

>Mario comes back Jumps on him
>Mario Crashes the game ending Σario
>Mario hits her with a Hammer at infinite speed

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-Weegee
-Fortran
-7 GRAND DAD and Fred Flintstone
-Sonmari
-A truck from Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing

>Mario crashes the game
In what fashion? Because there's several fixes for man of them. Including the camera moving into a pu or qpu crash, such as fixing the camera outright.

The power button
>press it
>game turns off

>not posting the battle royale

If he's allowed to use Full A Presses, the pole is powerless.

will we ever finish this?

>A truck from Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

Who did you think was the driver?

One day it will be finished user
then we hunger games it

>Rance and Faceless old man in the same battle
FUCK

>Infinite speed
No matter how you slice it, building up speed takes time. The greater the speed, the longer the time. Especially relevant when finding the best path across multiple slopes for the right sync speed across each one, which means you're going to need a hell of a lot of time standing there in a corner doing nothing, pressing up against a wall before you can launch into a qpu or pu and across the right slopes so your sync speed is right. That's the whole purpose of building so much speed. Well that and traversing all those pus and qpus, but that's again for going up those slopes.

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>File size is 3.94 MB
>this shit is only halfway done

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>no Henry
>no Σario
>No weegee
>No the king
>no Vivian
>no messi
>no laughing gold man
>no VR tan
>no sephiroth
>no faggatrons

Maxwell needs a nerf

>dislikes: his mother, himself
>likes: killing, sex, darkness, Linkin Park

fucking kek

>Gantz Naples team finds the alien

holy fuck