>Enjoy Paladins >No one calls you a Hi-Reztard >No one joins your threads >You can only get replies if you shit on OW
How's it feel to not have anyone accuse you of having brand loyalty in an attempt to discredit anything you say in defense of a game you like? How's it feel to not be a "drone" like everyone else who plays games good enough to have the "drone" arguement thrown at them?
Anyways here's another flame war thread for paladins, pretty sure the last one died and we all know another was gonna pop up in its place since it's the most fun Paladins players can have with their game.
also paladins looks alright, was thinking of downloading it later, tell me what I should know
Anthony Morgan
I downloaded and played it this morning. Without knowing what was going on, I picked the support character, won the match, led teh team in kills, heals, dmg dealt, and accuracy. This is not good.
For a free game(at least in beta) its not bad at all and worth being free but OW is by far the more refined product. Hell, the capture point was only like 2 seconds outside of the base and pushing the payload was a joke.
Jason Reed
You have to get to level 5 to play against real people, before that the game forces you to play against bots
Jaxon Rodriguez
re-read my post. I was referencing both sides, even if the enemy is AI, the support character should not be capable of doing most dmg and kills in a match, pretty much ever. Thats not a bot flaw, its a design flaw.
Colton Lewis
Maybe the bot wasn't trying.
Gavin Sullivan
>tell me what I should know Servers are shitting themselves since the population increased by 30k within 2 days
Should be fixed soon though.
Michael Turner
I mean DPS support exists, look at Zenyatta. He's got some of the highest damage output in the game, and it works just fine for him. He's healing is much worse than everyone elses, but he's got damage output and debuffs to make up for it.
Nolan Wright
are you complaining about balance on F2P games managed by HiRez?
James Collins
I've still never been in a match where zen was higher than half the dmg done on a team. Its one thing to do dmg as sup, its another to be capable of leading teh charge as a support. Thats OP as hell and not good design. Hell I only died 2 times because his heal CD was like 6 seconds and healed nearly half each throw. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed being unstoppable but its not good overall.
James Williams
Are they planing any nerfs during the BETA? that purple chick si pretty much insta win.
Colton Roberts
Just pointing it out as a reason why it still can't be comparable to OW. Less characters and way less balance. I've already uninstalled the game so its more or less a critique of the 2 hours I spent with it, not a complaint.
Brayden Russell
>You have to get to level 5 to play against real people, before that the game forces you to play against bots What the fuck.
Dylan White
So how is the game? Like how many characters are there and are ALL their kits OW clones? I saw the Reinhardt clone had a flamethrower which seemed neat. And from what I've seen it looks like you buy items and push lanes like you would in an assfaggots, sans the creeps. And there's only one game mode right? And how are they monetizing it? And is it in beta? What is the content plan for it going into the future? These are all questions I'm mildly interested in hearing answers to. Like all I've heard so far is that it's an overwatch ripoff but worse. Tell me what it actually does differently or is it literally just poor mans overwatch?
Noah Stewart
There is literally nothing wrong with Hi-Rez.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Didn't they kill tribes? Also smite sucks dick, but that's just me not liking their shitty assfaggot game.
Lincoln Peterson
theres 16 characters thus far, you buy or earn cards(in loot crates) that you use to customize each hero. In game you can buy up to 4 buffs(1 in each category) or just level up certain buffs with currency thats earned in each match(like LoL or Dota). Again, only 2 hours but this seemed to be pretty much the gist of it.
Henry Ramirez
Fuck you
global agenda and tribes were literally murdered by their incompetence
Nathaniel Nguyen
Sure zen doesn't lead the charge, but he can still out dps half the team. From what you're describing though it does seem broken to have a tanky support. Or atleast a support with high survivability. Usually supports should be characters that have to be protected since they're literally the first domino that usually needs to fall when the team fight begins.
Joshua Adams
Wow no one's even shitposting. Maybe by making my flame war thread self aware I've cured the paladins shitposting epidemic.
Jack White
>No one joins your threads >You can only get replies if you shit on OW
Soooo your game is so shitty and boring that the only way to get people to post in your threads is to talk about much better games?
fucking retard
Michael Sanders
Holy shit nigger you must have super dyslexia or some shit. Did you read the spoiler? I haven't even played paladins and it doesn't even look that good. The point of this thread was to shit on the Hi-Reztards who just make threads to "bait blizzdrones kek", not my fault people actually ended up not shitposting this shitty OW clone for once.
Robert Turner
Paladins is actually decent fun, especially for a shameless rip-off of a game that creates bland gimmicky characters out of TF2 weapons.
Brody Watson
blizzdrones are making this thread multiple times a day because OW has become stagnant and they have nothing else to talk about. /owg/ is just a porndump and tumblr headcanon discussion as of now.
Jason Nguyen
Are you sure it isn't Hi-Reztards making these threads. Fucking dumbass shills. All they do is suck Hi-Rez's dick. Hi-Rez could shoot their dog and they'd call it game of the year. Seriously, are you people so dense that you don't get the joke?
I'd explain the irony of it, but explaining jokes is bad comedy. Sometimes you just gotta deal with the fact that some people are too stupid to get it, I guess.
Adam Perez
>This thread
Christ, Are the Blizzdrones really this insecure ? just one, two Paladin threads and you already triggered.
Anyone remember when Overwatch about to come out and few weeks after release ? Cred Forums literally turn into /owg/.
New game come out people love to discuss it, wooooow so fucking surprise grow some fucking balls, fucking Blizztards i swear to God
Elijah Harris
>tfw I want Paladins to do good >even though I don't even play it >tfw I'm not sure if you are all shills or genuinely enjoy the game. I'll admit though, the waifus look way better than Overwatch.
Dominic Russell
who is the best character and why is it Bomb King?
Isaiah Turner
fuck off muselk and stop uploading literal garbage
David Garcia
no you fuck off and start talking about paladins
David Phillips
>give money to the jew >get called a good goyim
>don't give money >don't get called names
Isaiah Foster
Not my fault all the Paladins threads are flame wars. When the OPs always go something like >Hi-Rez makes better game >It's free OVERKEKS BTFO If anything you should thank me, most people posting here were smart enough to see the irony of the OP and understand that it was self-aware and self-deprecating. And as such instead of shitposting they actually just replied to the spoiler instead of getting baited by something I didn't even really intend to be bait.
Now if you want you can go find another paladins thread and go and call everyone in that thread a blizzdrone or an overcuck if you want. I'm sure there's another flamewar going on elsewhere between people who play overwatch vs people who don't play either game.
John Perez
here is for you
Dominic Garcia
they used tribes as a cash cow to fund smite so they could get in on the moba craze. they succeeded in destroying tribes to make a mediocre game in a genre that was already dominated by lol and dota. now they're trying to jump on the overwatch/battleborb/gigantic bandwagon and it's not going to end well for them.
everything those turkeys at hi-rez touch turns to shit.
Dominic Mitchell
That's because all paladins thread are created by hi rez shills.
Ian Powell
So this means I can farm bots for the TF2 skin?
Elijah Phillips
>New game out and people love to discuss it "My game is better than your game!" "No its not! Your game sucks!" "You're just a stupid fanboy!" "You're just a stupid hater!"
Look, we all know you don't want to talk about either game. You just enjoy flame wars, and I can't blame you, they're pretty fun and it's pretty easy to start one. But in the end we all know that no one thinks paladins is a better game, everyone just wants to have something to argue about especially the people who aren't into overwatch. Now that doesn't mean paladins can't be a good game, I'm about to try it and would like to actually talk about, unlike the obvious flamewar threads where the OP just talks about how paladins is so much better than overwatch.
Daniel Ortiz
next you will say CTR is behind everything
Elijah Adams
Crash Team Racing?
Angel Davis
>game is free >no heavy shilling unlike blizzard so evvery thread is dead why does surprise you? the 3 games are shit no worth playing even for free
Jeremiah Perez
>No one calls you a Hi-Reztard Cause the whole debacle that is Hi-Rez is just depressing. Their games aren't bad. The problem is, they're a terrible developer that needlessly abandons games at the mildest sign of trouble. You literally shouldn't forgive them for killing Tribes and then trying to make up for it with a big update that fixed everything YEARS after almost everyone abandoned the game.
Jack Diaz
>Hi-Reztard >playing games from hi-rez all together its like you don't learn from history.
(You)
Wyatt King
I can tell you obviously thought my OP was sincere and not satire, which is really sad. I honestly thought I was being too ham fisted with it, but obviously you've proven that wrong. Next time I'll just jingle some keys for you.
Caleb Foster
No wonder it's so low on twitch. No one wants to play this shit if that's the case
David Wood
Holy shit you people actually think I'm not being satirical. The joke is that Hi-Rez is such a bad/average studio that no insult exists for people who like their games. And that the people who defend paladins in bait threads just call anyone who defends overwatch a "blizzdrone" which is ironic because that insult alone is proof that overwatch is better which is like double ironic because it gives meaning to the meaningless shit post meme drone insult. Like I just came up with Hi-Reztard as a joke to make fun of the people going around throwing out the blizzdrone buzzword left and right. I wasn't literally being upset that no one was calling me a Hi-Reztard.
Aiden Miller
am I the only one that always has to giggle when the characters say their own name after selecting them? that is probably the most video gamey thing I have seen for quite a while