Name any game where I'm not The Guy. I'm tired of that played out ass trope

Name any game where I'm not The Guy. I'm tired of that played out ass trope.

Only games I can think of are Star Wars Battlefront 1&2

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Mount and blade warband

Being a GM pilot in the universal century is about as far removed from The Guy as it gets.

Elaborate if you would be so kind good user sir/madam/apache helicopter.

Earth Defense Force to a degree.

pong

>The Guy

What the fuck does that mean?

Not him but you have no magic powers, no prophecy, no macguffins that suddenly make you powerful. You're a filthy foreigner and things only get marginally better if you were the son/daughter of an impoverished noble.

Everything you do in the game whether it be conquering castles, being raised as a lord, being a trader or rising up as king is done all by your hands.

are you stupid?

Dragon Quest 5

>Confirmed for not watching Spy Kids3

Elijah Wood shows up out of nowhere says he's The Guy (hero) then dies. I'm guessing op means when you aren't the main character or the world would be fine without you.

Being the chosen one everybody is expecting

In Mount and Blade you're just a mercenary captain eager to take advantage of the civil war raging in Calradia
Don't even think you're from there IIRC

The guy=the chosen one
Stop sucking Trump's micro penis and read a god damn book. Fucking cuck

Vanilla WoW

In Oblivion you kind of play second fiddle to Martin Septim, who saves the day when he turns into the avatar of Akatosh for some fucking reason.

Oblivion

I can be Griffith?

No More Heroes?

Pretty much, I remember you could sign on as a mercenary and fight in a lord's army until you get the prestige to become a noble.

No demon cock though

Todd go away

Interestingly enough, the selling point of the first few CoD's was that you were "just some guy" instead of commander or famous war hero.

TES4 oblivion. martin is the guy

kayin.moe/iwbtg/

You want to be him, but you're actually not.

>Stop sucking Trump's micro penis and read a god damn book.
>Movie

Not that user but that made me Kek like a mother fucker.

I Wanna Be The Guy.

Half-Life expansions
F.E.A.R. 2

Spotted the underage.

How about fucking old nobles for money?
n-no homo

Any Call of Duty games where you get killed

Elite Dangerous, Star Citizen (when it comes out)
There's also oolite which is free

Fuck off deceiver

Are you asking or telling? I guess because Travis just gets bored and buys a sword for shits and giggles then meets his sister and she to wanted fuck or whatever.

Guild Wars 2

quake 1 only because you don't really know much about the mc from the ingame text. you are just a pissed off dude jumping through portals to kill everything that moves

Listen, the election's got me all up in a huff too but maybe you should go drink some tea or ride your bike for a bit or something.

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Mario is literally The Guy series nigga. If Mario didn't show up Daisy and Peach would have gotten pregnant so many times already and Pauline would be Donkey's bitch.

Sengoku Rance
You are just an asshole pillaging an entire country

Most roguelikes. Especially IVAN.

Any of y'all remember a few years back when IVAN was FOTM on Cred Forums?

You don't play Mario in Super Mario 64
You play Lakitu

Don't tell me what to do, Hillary.

Fucking bitch and I would have stuck with Pigtails Emily Osment.

>That Carla Gugino

HNNNGH

Dude, spy kids was lame.

...

Shut up and I can strangely believe it.

>strangely
he is serious. you can for example trap lakitu (your camera) in a pipe and then mario can complete the level without him, like what was done in pannenkoek2012's joke entries

We all weren't 8 years old when it came out. Take the nostalgia glasses off. Spy kids was always that series that got a ton of advertising, but always made you think "Who is actually watching this shit?"

3 Was cheesy but 1&2 are good as fuck.

>Buscemi
>Carla Gugino's milf ass
>Machete
>Grandpa is a cripple and wants revenge on Sly Stone for putting him there

You tried though.

Why was Khan the grandad?

Although I am serious, I'm also joking at the same time.
You can argue you control Lakitu, and you'd be right.
But you also control Mario. Technically, you're playing 2 characters in Mario 64.

I just wanted to post Mario 64 for deepest shit

I bet you were that kid who listened to kids bop too.

What fucking movie is that?

Why was he trying to teach Caesar to become the ruler of The Planet of The Damn Dirty Apes?

He's also the voice of Senior Senior in Kim Possible.

This thread made me reinstall Warband

What are some nowdays mods for it?

Boku no Pico

Underage.

You're a funny man.

No one has ever actually listened to Kid's Bop but I'm surprised you're exposing yourself like this.

Have a nice day regardless and don't be hostile to strangers.

>“A good roadie knows his whole job is to make someone else look good, keep someone else safe, help someone else do what they were put here to do."

New Vegas

Lord of the Rings

Also, I just googled Carla Gugino, and she was only 30-32 when the movie was released. How young are you that 30-32 looks like a milf?

grab another bike, juni.

Some Tales of games

Age of Decadence.

21. Born in '95.

"Exposing myself"? Anyone watching cartoons was inundated with kids bop commercials every 8 minutes. Again, another "who is buying this shit?" product, just like spy kids.

>holy shit grandpa get the fuck off my server

>21
>has never heard of Spy Kids

Shut up just fap and stop asking questions.

Too bad the RTS sections were clunky and boring as fuck.

>read a god damn book
>joke is from a movie

>beta testers
>were actual betas in real life
really gets the old hamster wheel spinning

>Not channel surfing while waiting for commercials to be over

>not playing on your Gameboy waiting for commercials to be over

I have actually. I just didn't realise Elijah was in it. I saw the first not the second.

Savage Resurrection. You play as a unit in an rts.

>tfw nothing is FOTM anymore
Why

Didn't want to miss parts of shows by getting distracted with other things.
Also, I was typically dong other things during the commercials. Like browsing online, or playing legos or something.

>Not doing both at the same time

Watch the second. Don't watch SK3.

im still wondering what kind of fuck buys kids bop, i really don't see the point at all, why not listen to the real songs? they are on their 20 something release

Cool.

Are you retarded?

Fuck this game was cool as shit. RTS parts were wonky, but everything else was so great. I pray we see another game like it.

I liked the concept of being able to switch to third person view and drive a souped up car through the middle of the battlefield, but yeah, they weren't really the game's high-point.

this month was woto.tk

>Buscemi
youtu.be/jCypHjKXwis?t=52s

Maybe he's Japanese

Dude, thats The Guy

Legend says hes the only person that can beat level 5

why is there a juggalo on Cred Forums

Imagine being this underage... whoa...

The longest a commercial break is on tv is usually 5 minutes depending on program and usually 1:30 seconds to 3 minutes usually interspersed over 5 minute intervals for 30 minute tv shows.

Yes I'm severely autistic and yes I watch way too much t.v.

Unless you're part of the program.
>mfw sk2 is 3d sao

I never had access to the remote after I had one time ended up on a channel where a movie with a lot of nudity was playing.

A spy kids loving juggalo avatarfag
Let that sink in.

It'd be nice to see Doublefine have the chance work with the setting again and improve on what they already had, but I doubt we'll see a sequel anytime soon.

Maybe if Psychonauts 2 does semi-alright?

>Not watching Jenna Brooks Clown Porn

It's the funniest porn video I have ever seen on the internet. No I don't think I want that cookie right now.

I was wondering if he actually was, and since I'm only in the middle of playing it I'm not 100% sure

watch it, it's so shitty it's creepy

>implying
xhamster.com/movies/1120064/the_clown_the_midget_and_the_big_baby.html

Kek at myself, I'm pathetic when it's spelled out like that so bluntly.

>2016
>watching porn

omg...I puke'd in my mouth at that pic

In all honesty, i don't watch much TV now. But the way I remember it, shows used to be within 24 minutes. Leaving about 6-7 minutes of bumpers and commercials. The longest break is between shows, with 1-2 breaks during shows, depending on the format.

So you essentially get about 1:30 - 3 minutes like you said. Which is too little time to be channel surfing. Because if you linger on another show for more than 90 seconds, then you're already missing the show you meant to watch. It's easier to keep the channel unchanged, so the bumper can alert you for when the show is returning.

>20 something
Try 32nd

>_ _ _ _
>_____ _________

Shut up Ozy you're a canon faggot.

gross

Spykids 3d sucked massive balls. It was the worst movie I've ever seen.

i wish he would come back and cleanse this site of degeneracy is he still on house arrest?

Worse than even Sharkboy and Lavagirl?

but it's so shit that it's actually shit

>Spend the whole game getting shit for the Chosen One
>End up doing his job anyways

Now I think it's like 11-15 for cartoon runtimes.
The last time I checked CN it was like 50% ads, shorts and promos for other stuff.

I forgot that game existed. I think I have it somewhere, actually.

Any more?

Not specifically her but sure why not

Cred Forums streams SpyKids 3d when

soccer moms/aunts who want "safe and familiar" music for their children

I got a kick out of the second one. Worth digging the first Tak up?

Anyone here who didn't play Tak 3 co-op hasn't actually lived

Shark Boy is pure dogshit and the ice cream world is all I remember liking.

Bridge to Terabithia is the real kids movie.

>Terminator hates his son
>DRAW ME SOME DAMN MONEY
>Zoey Deschanel
>Dead girl

I hope Bannerlord lets me play as a better mercenary lord. I just wanna run my private army helping the highest bidder from the safety of my own fief without everyone declaring war on me.

First Tak is way better than the second one. Open levels, better powers, and you can revisit levels. Definitely get it.

New Vegas?

>Not seeing a movie back in 2003 for kids makes you underage
I think you're the underage ones here

Diamond Medieval Dogs?

Most fucking under-appreciated game.

Intriguing..

I like how Psychonauts is basically about playing as a wayward kid who's trying to help out and impress the real super heroes.

I watched a stream for my birthday several months back and was pretty good.

MILFs love the BBC more than anyone. Because their hormones kick into overdrive, and they seek the most masculine virile men they can find. Everyone knows black are superior in that regard, but they deny it while they're young and concerned about social stigmas. MILFs have been around long enough to no longer give a shit what other people think. They only want to get turned out.

>giving that lazy fatass more money

shiggy diggy, motherfucker.

You really have a problem. Have a nice day and my (You).

Not sure why you posted that but ok user

Shouldn't you be off posting cuck threads on /gif/, instead of posting bullshit about BBC on Cred Forums of all places?

Oh, I'm sorry to ruin your completely off-topic MILF dump with facts about MILFs.

Came to post this

This movie was fucking nuts in 3D.

I remember watching it with the Red-Blue glasses and was like "woah wtf"

>they seek the most masculine virile men they can find
is this true? the BBC part is most likely bullshit, but this part may be true.

Kek, you just have to be autistic.

>MILFs love the BBC more than anyone
Can confirm, older women love Radio 4 and can't get enough David Attenborough.

don't be ableist, using autistic as an insult is a shitty thing to do.

You're a funny guy

Women's sex drive does hit a peak as they age differently then men.

I wanna be The Guy

I remember the glasses actually distracted me and I decided to watch it normally. I've never watched a 3D movie at all.

Actually yes. Women become insatiable around the age when their fertility window is closing. Also, when women are ovulating, they tend to find masculine traits more attractive than normal.
The truth is when women truly feel like fucking, they seek out the most masculine man they can, because masculine men are typically more healthy and stronger overall. Ensuring a greater potential for healthy offspring. The weaker mean are more prone to sickness, diseases, and lower confidence. Everything you don't want your kids to have.

I'm not using it an insult, that person is legitimately autistic.

Are you telling me that Sao is just one of those terrible foreign nock offs of spy kids?

Honestly I'm more disappointed in myself for not realizing it till now more then anything.

Nah at the point that they are MILFs they're mature enough to know that black people are fucking apes and have nothing to offer.

So they find the rich white male.

A Milf is not define by age user. A mother I like to fuck is just that, a really hot mom you want to fuck. That means she can be as young as 18 or as old as 50.

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Which I really don't mind, but for some reason they marry the other guy and then cheat on him with the better guy
just fucking get a divorce or something before cheating
it's not that hard
hell, you'll get half his shit anyway and then you can fuck every nigger you want, or can't you handle your husband knowing you're a desperate cunt without a shred of self restraint

nigger

I Wanna Be The Guy

This. The fetish part is that it's a mom, it doesn't matter what she looks like. So many stupid "MILF" pictures and none of them have her kids in the background looking scared

In oblivion you are the sidekick

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

>My husband is dead

Final Fantasy 12.

My cousin had this. I didn't know what Gundam was then and I thought it was the hottest shit ever.

Well men no longer want to be masculine. By your 40's, you should be looking like a season *man*. And with a pimp hand, you should be able to keep your woman in check. But men nowadays would rather outsource their masculinity. Hence the growth of "cuck" culture.(Which is really just swinging)

WTF

words and slang change meaning, autismo. MILF now just mostly means mature women. Most mothers aren't 18 anyway, and most women by the age of 50 are mothers, anyway.

>I HAVE TO GET TO MY NEXT BIRTHDAY PARTY

Final Fantasy Type - 0

>My husband is dead
I don't have a picture to express how hard this made me guffaw.

Excellent game if you haven't played it yet please do so now

You are triggered like heck right now.

In Ratchet and Clank Captain Quark is generally hailed as the hero and Ratchet doesn't usually get recognized by anyone for anything. At least up to Up Your Arsenal.

Top kek lad.

Never fails to appear does it?

If by "triggered", you mean high of these (you)s, then indeed I am. Very much so.

Ban BBC-meme nigger and limp dicked cuck posters.
This is Cred Forums you beta little bastard, go back to Cred Forums.

I wouldn't know, because I don't seek out MILFs. But imagining them putting that on their profile is hilarious for some reason. I might be sick in the head.

>super smart prodigy schoolchildren who are also military geniuses and masters of advanced weaponry save the world from an ancient evil

That's the literal definition of "that guy" m8.

Dark Souls has people tell you you're the Guy, then it turns out you're not the Guy and they just tell everyone who comes by they're the Guy, and there actually is no Guy. But then you go ahead and do everything they said the Guy would do, which kind of makes you the Guy but in reality there is no Guy.

Mate I'm not even the same guy. Just wanted to get a response from you. Looks like I succeeded. Good job rising to it.

>Thread gets derailed into posting old white bitches.
>Everything is cool.
>State that old white bitches love black dick.
>REEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT!!!!!!!!11
Is Cred Forums really just an alt-right safe space?

far cry 2 technically

when you die your character dies and you have to play as another mercenary
I wonder what happens if you keep dying and exhaust all the mercs

The picture is one of those ads that appears when you're watching mild porn and don't have ad block. It literally says that with the exact same picture.

Oh shit, that's crazy. I always have ad block on, plus I only go to reliable sites to get porn, so I don't see a lot of the ads.

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>I was only pretending to be retarded.

>sabrina-online.com

Yee

>high rank grunts who get their shit wrecked by the l'cie (the real danger) and all die at the end trying to save the world

yeah that guy

>Old white bitches

Hey man it's okay to be gay and off topic shot is always the funniest shit.

NOW GET OFF THE COMPUTER YOU'RE GIVING IT VIRUSES

>Implying MILFs aren't old.
I get having a fetish for them, but come on, dude. Face facts.

>take a look for old time's sake
>it's ended
WHAT THE FUCK

Guy was stating it like a fact yet it's an opinion not a fact. Who cares if you're a nigger or a honky? As long as you hate rebel scum and clankers you're a-okay in my book.

Marxist Nigger detected.
Do leftists really feel the need to shit post about "Muh big nigka dik" in a vidya thread? And then, you have the nerve to complain when people tell them to fuck off? Sad!

True, one day we won't like milfs because we want something younger and that haunts me.

holy fuck I've been looking for that game for a decade, I couldn't remember what it was called.

thanks user

Source?

It is fact. Go look at amateur BMWM porn. Most of it is over the hill white bitches taking it from big black dudes. Even people who hate interracial/cuck porn know this to be true. They try to use this fact to somehow feel better about blacks fucking whites.

>Old white bitches get posted
>"Lol, shitposting is fun!"
>State old white bitches love black dick.
>"This is a vidya thread! and I really don't appreciate you posting off topic subject matter!"

Poignant

Brilliant Hounds

What kind?

drive.google.com/open?id=0B8_YGUZasFM5S1pSMENLU2VTQUU

watch8x.com/Watch_NITR073-Semen-Cum-Dirty-Little-Devil-Erotic-Body-Shitamusume-Nomiya-Satomi_225422.aspx

>facts

gr8 b8, m8

sweet chili a best

>BMWM
lol, mean't BMWF. How embarrassing.

>ableist

Do you even know where you are, you humongous faggot?

>fact
>No proof

White Knight Chronicles
>you're just supposed to be the hired help for a wine shop
>spend two whole games following Leonard and his stupid faggot friends around
>not getting paid enough for this bullshit

Gimme some dat sweet chili white boi
Fuck the porn, discuss favorite dipping sauces Cred Forums

Are you just a really bitchmade fuckboy?

>Tons of proof everywhere.
>"An impartial scientist(white) didn't compile this information, therefore it's invalid."

>I was saying nigga or nigguhh never N I G G E R

That last season was dog shit almost sours 3 seasons of greatness.

Don't you have a bull to prep whilst you're not in your cuckshed?

>facts

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

>pop culture and forced memes are proof
Niggers hate interracial couples more than whites.

>No proof
>Keeps posting'

I just wanted an excuse to talk about Battlefront 1&2, not at 4 am when most Battlefront threads are...

True. Aaron Mcgruder not being involved with the last season was the biggest mistake they made.

>proof

Again, you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Martin realized he could use the Amulet of Kings to unspin the dragon god temporarily and tap into the raw tone thus embuing him with the essense of time as revealed in C0DA book 14 on Michael Kirkbride's personal website and the the random coffee table notes of some obscure art director who got drunk and jotted then down one time. If you just looked up the lore on 10 difffereny obscure websites you'd know time is a series of musical notes and the stone in the amulet is the stone of White Gold Tower that powers time and suspends the Mundas in Oblivion and if all towers fall time ceases to exist DAGON ALTADOON CHIM GHARTOK

Jokes aside there's a reason it happened but I can't possibly hope to explain it. tl;dr version Martin had a cosmic realization about the amulet literally right at that moment and pulled victory out of his ass.

THANKS FOR DERAILING THE THREAD RETARDS

I Wanna Be The Guy

I don't even remember a single episode and that says something. I can recall Breaking Bad reference 1 million, Stinkmeaner is a clone or some dumb shit, and that's it. I'm kinda tempted to watch Black Jesus because that looked alright.

You're welcome
;)

Off topic threads are the funniest and you haven't given a contribution in this post.

I'm done no reason in trying. You have a nice day though.

Animal Crossing because you could make another villager and it's like they almost forget your main and really just leaving for months at a time they just go about business except the weeds get bad.

Unlike 90% of Cred Forums I don't hate blacks (Islam teaches us not to hate) but every girl I met thinks blacks look ugly. Hell everybody non-African I've ever met thinks blacks look ugly. Fuck even ISIS puts you in the front rows when they go into combat.

Recettear?

>Oblivion
>Youre some dumbass pulled out of jail to protect the actual chosen one

>Freespace 1 & 2
>you are a nameless rank and file fighter pilot fighting for humanity's survival with other nameless pilots against an alien sentient species built to exterminate other sentient species. your existence is nothing to them.

>Mount and Blade (sort of)
>some dude out to build a medieval army and reputation from nothing

>yfw the Gramazons got actual screentime

You are a good man.

No one here actually hates blacks else it'd be a way worse world and you'd see more shit on the news. I think it's funny how they get triggered over petty shit that happened hundreds of years ago and I live in the south interaction is never a problem honestly. Illegal Mexicans are the real problem but I'm done with my "hate" speech.

MGSV, Miller is best character and BB is overrated as fuck.

I try.

Tak 3 was so weird and good.
You can play it via Dolphin Netplay.

You could be as young as 5 years old when spy kids 3 came out and still be allowed to post here.

Bbq and hot sauce.

>Elijah Wood shows up out of nowhere says he's The Guy (hero) then dies
Still funny to this day.

Its a scene from Star Wars Episode 2, when they're showing off clone templates other than Jango Fett. Its in the deleted scenes.

Lol, Courier is the SUPER The Guy. Don't know what you're on

Kek

Final Fantasy XII. You have several The Guy (or Girl) in your party, but the protagonist is not The Guy, just and observer/sidekick of The Guy which is why it's the best and most refreshing Final Fantasy.

Courier just a hit 10 karat run of bad luck, everything but Ulysses implies you're just a normal guy seeking out an existence.

Irrelevant. You're shitting up my tags and searches with your 17 year old whores who have maybe been pregnant one day in their life and that was 3 years ago.

Def Jam FFNY, D-Mob would have gotten broken out at some point and you're a blank boring personality throughout the game anyway.

>Trump's micro penis

Anything Game and Watch

Thanks for spoiling fag

>Machete
So is this canon in the Spy Kids universe?

It's literally nothing the bitch has no basis on saying it and she is never mentioned until she kills your "father" out of nowhere.

GBA Bionicle. You play as the guy who awakens the guys. Guess you're also technically a lesser "the guy" but still

Maybe? I'm not Robert Rodriguez so who knows.

yes, actually

Yes. Its literally the same character.

>Graveyard of posts replying to the dead.
What happened?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machete_(character)

Guy was a cuck poster.

What the fuck. So Machete is a prequel to Spy Kids?

yes

>Machete Elastic Wonder

Uncle Machete is a pedophile

youtube.com/watch?v=plUgn_FC0sk
This is legit kino, friend.

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Stalker

I remember watching this shit while having fever, hallucinated like hell, felt like I took a trip to hell and stared directly at the elder gods.

>Kino

Back to Cred Forums my pedophile friend. Linus The Minus is the only good thing in that shit.

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youtube.com/watch?v=pE9faDkxIoE
He appears as "machete" in this scene, so take that as you will.

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Does Vaan from FF XII count then? I always thought it was really about Ashe...

I swear this movie is like an autism simulator

I always found it funny that he was the chosen one and then got his shit fucked.
I honestly can't think of any story where the chosen one got fucked that hard except maybe Anakin.

Republic commando. You are just another clone with your 3 2 brothers.

>tfw I saw this movie in theaters.

Man in hindsight I saw a lot of shitty movies in the theater as a kid.

>I HATE YOU
>He was a good friend

On I Wan went a little bit senile towards the end.

>Post is long deleted
>Still giving it (you)s
>Posting a coffee reaction image to show how unamused you are, when in fact you're responding to a 2 hour old dead post.

this was a lot cooler when I was a kid

Honey Mustard and Chipotle BBQ

Thanks user now I need to take drugs and watch the movie

I saw a Larry The Cable Guy movie in theaters.

Fuck Yoda. Jedi deserved death and Anakin did not nothing wrong trying to protect sexy Panda Bear.

Man the 3D shit is so obvious its not even funny.

13 years later and 3D movies is still a stupid concept.

But Takua was the Guy

You obviously didn't see Spy Kids 4 then

You kind of are the guy in mount and blade though.

you know, even though I saw all the spykid movies, the 4th one always slip my mind

>mfw Eddie goes for Ophelia over best girl Lita

You're just another pleb that no one gives a shit about unless you take it upon yourself to make an impact on the world around you.

Fucking nuts, isn't it? This entire time the main character was a completely different guy

>Lita
>Ozzy Osborne in game

I've never played it but Lita Ford is the sexiest rock and roll bitch of all.

I dunno about the earlier games but in 4 your character is supposed to be the Legendary Hero.

didnt know that guy could joke

Ye but I mean nobles and kings are all very happy to talk to a commoner like yourself, unless you are playing modded where you need a bit of renown before they let you enter the castle

>Starts the game as your typical anime mercenary heroine who is the chosen one to casts out the incoming darkness with his goofy friend/squire
>In the middle of the game, boss appears and wrek your shit
>Heroine tries to save goofy sidekick
>She dies horribly
>Spend the rest of the game as the former sidekick trying to finish her job about saving the world

What game?

Alright this is campy as fuck but I don't think it's trying not to be.
That scene where banderas flips the table because his kids called is pretty funny.

tfw the fake ai girl made my tummy funny

Not image searching OPs image IS a sign of being an idiot. Dont bother to defend yourself kid.

I'll kindly ask you not to do that kind of posts if you don't mind.

I don't want you shitty people reminding me I'm viewed by society as a lesser person that needs to be coddled and viewed as some kind of kid that can't be roughhoused thank you very much, please go do that on tumblr or some other shithole.

Dark Souls.
You start as an undead piece of jerky shit in jail, and you end up as a boss in the 3rd game.
You would have even had a rival that made all the opposite choices you did, Oscar, if Bamco didn't rush the game to market.

>"Chosen Undead"

any of the good CoD games

>ex wife
And that's where I stopped
No ex wife would EVER be that supportive unless Trumped shoved his $100 bill down her mouth

They're all "chosen" retard, that's the point.

Elite Dangerous

You can literally just be a faggot who hauls literal shit (biowaste) across hundreds of light years for profit.

Every undead that comes from the Asylum is called Chosen Undead

1256AD or brytenwalda if you look for realistic history settings. Prophecy of pendor if you want unique high fantasy stuff.

Yeah, that was mostly a joke. But really, the fact that you're unkillable, crushing every obstacle in your path, and the fact that nothing can force you to go hollow is a pretty strong argument for fulfilling a "The Guy" archetype.

came here fore this

He's just the guy from 2017 that took down the original Mothership and lived, he got legendary status from that and kept fighting the war.

That does make sense, I agree with your way of thinking.
I've abandoned dark souls for months now but my character isn't hollow and never will be.

>trying to deflect your being underage

A ton of people do it in consequential eras afterwards, so although it's an achievement, it's not impossible. Also, you're not an unstoppable killing machine really, you're just super persistent. Finally, all the chosen undead can bolster their powers at a bonfire, and it's why many are stronger than you. The only reason you win is because they're honorfags and you chug Estus like a bithc

>honey mustard

The fact that the PC can never go hollow is a pretty big advantage, though.

The PC can go hollow if it stop playing

>Also, you're not an unstoppable killing machine really, you're just super persistent.
You're unstoppable because you can't be stopped because you're immortal and can't go hollow, and you're a killing machine because you're mostly killing everything in your path. Being persistent is only the way you're doing it, it doesn't change what you're doing.

>The only reason you win is because they're honorfags and you chug Estus like a bithc
Are you having a giggle or do you actually believe that?

Semantics. Look at how I phrased it in my earlier post: nothing can force the character to go hollow

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Cred Forums has ruined Cred Forums

now every thread turns into lefties vs righties

why can't we discuss video games anymore

This user apparently knows all about Trump's johnson. How many times have you had sex with Trump?

Quit bitching, faggot. There are plenty of threads where video games are discussed.

go back to your safe space hugbox in Cred Forums and stop shitting yourself in other boards

Donald Trump and Ivana have long remained "good friends" since their divorce. In fact I'm pretty sure they attended each other's next weddings.

This game was the shit. Rainbow Six in open areas with big ass robots and laser swords

>I'll just make up shit and lash out when proven wrong
Go and check the catalog if you're so delusional about this shit, cockmongler.

That sounds great, is that a real game?

So something like This War of Mine, where you're not Supersoldier McShootalot Shooter Hero, but civilians trying to survive the day-to-day?

Bladestorm. You are just a mercenary and all the named characters act around you.

shh little babby

go back to your safe space where you can blame everyone else for your failures

Fallout New Vegas
>Literally who courier that gets shot in the head
>Saved by a robot
>The only time there is some implication of being "The Guy" is when House insists you be the one to help him take over.
>You can do anything, from not getting involved, taking over on your own, supporting one of the factions, or helping the guy who shot you in the head to begin with

God of War

Just like every other chosen undead. You're only as unstoppable as everyone else, and you discover that when you're killed by invading players, removing that snowflake status.

The CU's "power" is the player's resilience.

>tfw the motherfucking mailman has the potential to derail the plans of major factions and change the course of history

Phantasy Star IV for Mega Drive

Papers, please
The sims 1

What do I win?

The world literally exists for them to grow powerful are you retarded.

Thanks for admitting the bait.
>Golly!

To be honest there were kingdoms where a commoner could just go up and talk to local lords and shit,and some lords still hate you for going up to them when you are a commoner and shittalk you.

>Supporting the NCR because they're the most present in Nevada
>Planning to do the ending where you can tell the NCR to fuck off after taking out the Legion, and take out Yes Man! to tie up any loose ends
>And then headcanon the mailman settling down somewhere comfy while nothing changes
>Nevada will continue to be in a constant state of unrest/savagery for another 50 years
>tfw

Check all the people walking on the street as if nothing when there's giant fucking robots destroying everything.

Titanfall. Sweet spot between nobody not even pertinent to the story, but still being elite as fuck and simply being a pilot has some "legend" behind it. But it's more like the walk from Monsters Inc. Nobodies to you but part of a 2cool4u squad.

youtu.be/lZalH9aJzu8

Far Cry 2 also did this. Unimportant character, but a mercenary who steadily rises to infamy. 3 and 4 fucked it up.

Forza Horizon 2. Max Payne? Red Dead? I don't even know anymore.

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this so much
it becomes even more true when it turns out your son is the legendary hero you dad was looking for before he died

Gonna toss another in and say Warframe.
>Lone Tenno trying to assert galactic balance
>It's implied that while it seems like you're the only one, there are other Tenno working towards the same goal
>"The Guy" role is severely diminished when you realize 1) you're only as invincible as the armor/mods you use, 2) you're not the only one capable nor willing to push this goal, and 3) you're not a rare commodity

>It's implied that while it seems like you're the only one, there are other Tenno working towards the same goal
Considering they have clans and such, it's official you aren't the only one.

I wanna be The Guy

SWTOR. Some of the character stories, you're kinda The Guy, but others you're just a talented normal person doing your thing.

>Bioware
>not the guy

Planetside 2 is literally "You're not the guy" The Game.

You can be "the guy" in Mount & Blade but so can anyone else and only after tons of hard work. Anything you do in m&b is because you decided to and put effort into it not because you were "meant to".

FUCKING HIDEOUS DESTRUCTOR FOR DOOM

It's an absolute deconstruction of Doom 2's mechanics that go for realism and even generic zombiemen will down you in a few shots. You're not fucking Doomguy, you're more like a scared as shit marine.

That's my point, though. Lotus does imply when you start a new character that you're special, and then almost immediately afterwards shatters it with "yeah, you're a space ninja; but I order in bulk."
>Planetside 2
this, too. You're literally just cannon fodder that some growling general yells at over the coms.

The entire Modern Warfare Trilogy.

Those games seem more like you're a supporter of "The Guy"

>1:51

classic

This a thousand times over.

Also, Freespace 2
>key plot information is shared on a need to know basis so you only learn what Command wanted to achieve 2-3 missions later
>sent in as live bait to lure out big ships
>can pass some missions even if you fuck up
>failing other missions results in a court martial and a summary execution

JAVs are a miracle of the universe.

>tfw you were never a spy kid
>or never a kids next door operative

Why does it hurt?

Literally Xenoblade Chronicles X. Your character is just fucking there.

You're only sometimes The Guy

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Sky

plot wise in Super as well you are kind of second-banana to the partner as well

fucking Molochs and their impossibly placed beam cannons

You are special. You're a cyber space ninja. You're just not "the guy" special.

the userbase got mature enough to care about politics, boo hoo

yeah in planetside2 you're just fodder for light Aircraft to swwop down and fuck you in the ass

>Saw that on snapchat and decided to read it for laughs.
>"I've only had one sexual experience, BY CHOICE"
>BY CHOICE
>BY
>CHOICE
>Pls stop laughing that my dick is smaller erect than most flaccid dicks.

Again, that's the point. Being special in Warframe isn't special. Basically, this:
youtube.com/watch?v=fmSO2cz2ozQ

>in 2 years we'll be 22,000 years closer to the age of Dinosaurs than we'll be to spy kids 3.

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>being a cyborg space ninja isn't special

source about the headcannon thingy?

The best part of that game was becoming The Guy through your own efforts too. You could do some crazy shit but only if you were really prepared and circumstances aligned just right.

Call of Duty games before Ghosts did a multiple protagonist thing pretty well.

>had a cosmic realization about the amulet literally right at that moment and pulled victory out of his ass.

Sounds familiar.

You can get really close friends with them and call in favors.
nothing more, but use your imagination

Isn't The Longest Journey like the best example of this?

What did he mean by this?

TRAHEARNE

Binary Domain

Fallout 2

are we back?

>tfw pubbie scum
>roll in with a column of vanguards that i squadded up with that i randomly found out somewhere
>one of our bases on Esamir getting attacked
>we roll in with our armor from the flank and break the siege
>some guy with a skyguard fending off mosquitos
>we spearhead a counterattack and help support infantry while they raid the enemy base
>we're on the outside patrolling the base perimeter as the base is captured
>a few squads of max-level faggots all in an outfit cheering and congratulating themselves like they did anything

It felt like an action level where you have to hold out for a time limit until friendly NPCs come to save you, and it's all cool because the NPCs save you and it looks awesome as they fight off the enemy, but then you go on and complete the mission without them. Except this time I was the NPC.

Oh shit, you're right.

If it comes out.

Not every divorce needs to end in a completely unreasonable diatribe of hatred between both parties, user.

>sweet n sour
>honey mustard
>chipotle and tangy bbq
>buffalo

in no specific order these are the best sauces mcdonalds has available

if you like ranch you're a dumb faggot

Yoshi's Story
Pikmin
Onimusha
Trails in the Sky
Dead Rising

That's all I can think of.

Best song incoming

youtube.com/watch?v=InmIDMzapdA

Price is the biggest "The Guy" and I have no idea why

There was this game where the chosen one was lazy and smug as fuck in the beginning and you were just some random hard working guy but later in the game he became hardworking and noble and strong as fuck. I don't remember the name though.

Holy shit, are people's comments really being deleted for being okay with black people and not liking the racism meme?

Name any game where I'm not a Big Guy. I'm tired of that played out ass trope.

Tak was a good example of a game where about half the people who made it gave a fuck.

Majora's Mask.

Super Mario, just avoid the mushrooms.

Oblivion.

Pikmin

What games let me keep a dream journal?

maybe you were a knd, you just cant remember

One day I will be called underaged here for not watching Frozen as a kid.

kek

did nickolodeon buy the series after the first game I remember the second and third have nickelodeon the cover

>mfw he dies immediately after walking into the final area
Pure kino

i have never seen the movie that op is talking about and i knew what he meant

Journey