Minecon 2016 Day 2

kek

Please, no. I'm still recovering from last year's cringe.

got an unedited vid?

stream schedule today:
>11:00 - 12:00 - The Minecraft 1.11 Change Log
>12:30 - 13:30 - YouTubers vs 4J Studios : Mini Game Showdown!
>14:00 - 15:00 - Create a Minecraft Roleplay with StacyPlays
>15:30 - 16:30 - Hypixel - Creeper Carts
>17:00 - 17:45 - MINECON 2016 Closing Ceremony

Is 1.11 going to be shit?

It's just kids having fun. You guys are just jealous some people still have a positive outlook on life.

How much did your front row seat cost?

we had a lot of fun yesterday as well.

You're a right individual.
;_;

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING AGAIN?
DID THEY NOT LEARN?

is there a better angle of this?

>Is 1.11 going to be shit?
I dunno.
Is it made by the same guys who made all the other recent minecraft patches?
Did they invent a cure for bad game designers?

Did you know that in 1.8 if you land on a sea lantern and you sprint at the exact same time you land on it you take no damage, even if it's 160 blocks?

I'm jealous of the privilege that kids have today. Even if I was still a kid, my parents wouldn't go to minecon with me.

...

When is this game gonna be optimized and not run like shit without need for mods?

All of the recent mincraft patches have been great, my main man.

And I'm having fun making fun of these people

Legit only way to make this game fun if you're older than 11 is to play the crazy modpacks off of curse or the technic launcher. Vanilla is so stale now.

>grown men play minecraft

what exactly happens at minecon that warrants a $100 ticket

like LPers playing with their fans or giving special items?

I mean, minecrafts pretty autistic but how are you laughing at these kids when youre grown men who watch childrens cartoons and masturbate to toys you pay retarded prices for.
kill yourselves

Because they make cash out of it

pedoanon please go

>not the unedited version
what are you gay?

Follow the money user.
>Kid wants to go
>Parent(s) need tickets too

>grown men play videogames

>Grown men

>This is probably the highlight of her week/month/year
>She's going to go home and play minecraft, not a care in the world
>She has parents that love and support her enough to take her to this convention
Meanwhile
>I can't pay my rent, my diet is rice and baked potatoes, and I want to fucking die
Why did I fall for the 'getting older' meme?

There's no telling, all we know is that it's the "Exploration Update."
Which likely won't make any significant changes to worldgen aside from adding more decorative items and buildings like Temples.

it's a one way street, user

What's up with this sheep costume? Anyone got a link to when it's up there?

Remember before the halloween update and it sounded like it was going to end up being like a multiplayer 3D dwarf fortress adventure mode

that's a huge pedo

>Poor as dirt growing up
>Still poor now

Age has nothing to do with it, the world is just shitty, chummer.

this or sexy sheep ?

Touhou

If I took those shoes off, would you die?

...

Was that when they added hunger. I distinctly remember the hunger update being absolute dogshit and half assed and ever since then it has only been shit.

What is going on here.

Minecraft Vs Sonic Vs Ponyfags Vs Animefags

all out war of autism

who wins?

...

that would be extremely arousing

Minecraft wins, because not only does it have its own awful fanbase, it has an amalgamation of all the other awful fanbases too.

>ywn wake up as your childhood self again and be given a second chance at life

exactly like in my chinese erotics

Animefags because it includes all anime duh.

All you need to say is "x is best girl"

Sonic

Always

Am i just in time?

STACKED

Stop it

how many teraflops does she output with all that stacking?

pony

no fucking contest

>tfw working today and won't be able to watch this with you all,for better or worse

>kids don't even like minecraft, they like the youtubers who PLAY minecraft

i-i still don't want a daughter

i thought this is con for kids

This tbf, only manchilds actually play minecraft

jesus christ there wasn't actually anything shown, right?

>you will never be a normie
>you will forever always be a shy little shit of a neet
>you will never be sucessful at life
but atleast you dont get paid for pretending to be a homeless person with a broken cardboard box on stage for children
>mfw

Same goes for literally every other game and LPer.
It's no longer about the game, it's about the man in a box next to the game.

Normal version where?

this

That anime is shit.

>forgetting to put undies on your daughter
wew twirley

>he didn't watch it with Cred Forums not because it was good but because of the keks like pic related

pony fags > sonic fags > anime fags > minecraft fags

Prove it.

I watched the first couple episodes. The concept and setting are awesome but the shounen idea of "I CAN DO THIS BECAUSE FRIENDS" just pisses me off. Does it get any good later on?

>muh CrowbCat will cover everything
you sound pathic. crowbcat should do a video of your social life.

nah wayyyyy before that. it was the update they added pumpkins and promised fishing but he literally left all the work till the last 3 days and rushed things in half arsed.

>crowbcat should do a video of your social life
That would just be empty

Animefags>>>>[massive power gap] >>>minecraftfags > sonicfags > ponyfags

what anime?

t. crowbcat

No

a waste of time.

You could see her undies

I stopped watching yesterday after the minecraft novel reading. Anything noteworthy happen after that? Any more thicc qts?

>implying anime fans wouldnt be too busy sucking each other off to fight the other faggots

Animefags are truly the worst.Nevermind that normalfags also watch anime they think they are some intellectual special snowflake and everyone who doesnt like them spamming their images is a "/neo/v redditor".

Fucking this.

The hell was that? Just some dents is all.

>inb4 deleted

>tfw working as a waitress again today

All these events happen when I'm working.

have a nice day at work

Habanero of the spicy fortress
koutetsujou no kabaneri

>Thigfags are so stupid they think the people showed off yesterday were THIGGGXDDD

here's the threads you missed
boards.Cred Forums.org/v/thread/352823763/
boards.Cred Forums.org/v/thread/352832402/
boards.Cred Forums.org/v/thread/352840934/
boards.Cred Forums.org/v/thread/352853091/

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

have fun

Anyone else still like minecraft, like Etho's LP got me back into playing it seriously, after running back into it on youtube.

Honestly it took a while bu the updates made it quite a good game now with how more consistent things are now. A lot more reasons to build things too like blaze farms

hope someone gropes you

What happened when an autist sperged out and attacked people at the convention? He was destroyed!

L O L

6 hours and 45 minutes of stream today lads.

>Etho

He's shit and his fans are the worst.

XD you should like make a joke book and put that in there! Itll be a great idea

It would be extremely lewd

Why has no one post a webm of loli pantsu?

...

mods ban you and delete every replies.

Because mods literally banned half the thread because of twirly yesterday.

>Chat is enabled

why.jpg

Upload it somewhere and post the link.

He's probably the smoothest talking guy who doesnt fuck around with 12 year old jokes that also has the most outgoing builds, all in survival MC.

Pretty much the perfect Lets Player that's not ruining the whole LP idea.

shit like this is what makes this site a mixing pool of back washing shitfest.

pics

GUYS SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE

but why would you let your kiddo have such habit

>tfw working as a waitress (male)

>the spectrum
the autism spectrum?

Niggah that aint thick at all, hell thats the opposite of thick

Thanks

Post a link next time.

That could just be a manchild though.

Thanks anons, I'll try

Nope

I've only been poked in the butt, only because old people don't have manners and sometimes impatient. It was an old woman too.

I think he gained about 100, that's absolutely retarded.

>wears kakashi skin

So I guessing you guys are watching this because you're all pedo?

I was impressed that he already had 20k subs honestly.

literally die, you pedophile scum

>Nope
So, waitress (male)?
Send pics

Would you mind posting some examples of thicc then?

You know, for educational purposes?

>relly powerful

Is that an actual job because fuck me I'd be super fucking jealous of anyone with it

>tfw minecraft won't be ending anytime soon

Come for the cringe, stay for the unexpected cosplay madness.
I'm here to see how shit 1.11 will turn out.

Best safe immage i got on hand atm that dosnt invlove bdsm

No.

It's his original skin since 2010, he just sticks with it. But surely that's so offensive to a fellow weeb that you got to dislike a great personality

>someone probably fucked her yesterday night

ye, my boss doesn't mind and says i attract more customers this way

yeah you just call them waiter instead of waitress
just for the laughs

I don't live in London. I've always wanted to live in another country though

>Fucking a man

thanks for the time stamp. That was actually pretty cute.

>autistic animefag want attention episode

Fucking kill yourself already.

>everything can be fixed better by a game then actual programs more professionally built.
Stop this.

does notch even still attend these or has he completely disassociate himself with the game?

stop the h8

love knows no boundaries

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

Miyabi is too cute for this thread.

Delete this.

I'm angry he left mindcrack.

Cute pantsu

I think he doesn't attend but one year he did.
It was a bad panel, so that's probably why he stopped

he no longer makes money off minecraft so why would he attend this shitfest?

yeah that's what i thought

>educate your kids with minecraft at school

only in usa.

absolute madman

>he no longer makes money off minecraft
Wait, what? What kind of retard would want to stop making money off of this goldmine? It literally prints money at this point.

A waitress (male)?

>mfw there's no white male kids at school anymore

...

minecraft.net/en/addons/

How come nobody told me about this? They've promised to do a sort of modding API for years, and now they're finally starting to do it.

>implying she's thicc or a qt

I can only imagine the giant fucking pain in the ass it must be for the teachers to get the kids to pay attention and stop dicking off.

You got it b0ss

> All the Minecraft Education videos involve a healthy amount of african american kids
Are they trying to imply something?

guys.

>it's literally nothing

why the fuck am i even doing this.

the olympics was just 2 months ago, with prime footage of toned ass legs and sweaty breasts breasts and here i am trying to get look at some girls barely visible white panties at the world's most concentrated autistm convetnion

Wasn't every class like that?

>with prime footage of toned ass legs and sweaty breasts
Yeah but they're adults
This kid isn't an adult

yet mods deleted everything yesterday and saged the thread.

really makes you think.

Thanks for letting us know you're a homosexual

Are there any autism compilations yet?

Is there even autism anymore or is it just purely kids who are too innocent to know any better?

The difference is that she's a little girl.

He sold it to Microsoft for like 2 billion dollars.
The guy is set for life.

because it's taboo so people desire it
it should be made legal to view such things

Damn you for posting my favorite titty ninja.

found this
youtu.be/rNzLevwCESU

Post the real deal you puss.

They grew too big and he didn't want to be a part of that. I respect him.

That twirlie girl was really cute and I think I want a daughter now.

>alright who built that giant dick on the maths biome?

I hope you guys are spamming the chat.

He lives alone in his mansion tho

She lard spreading. The nerve on her.

I'm not even watching it right now.
Yesterday was enough autism for one week.

Back in my days we used to play mayrio games.

Woah man, that was uncalled for.

that's what minecraft does to your kids

>mal-tier
what does this mean

im uh, um, hu, going to, ugg um hur, build, um uh, a house, hmmm

I feel bad for these kids. But they're so cute tho

Minecraft will take care of your kids for you! You don't even have to parent anymore!

Don't act like this is new. The television was invented a century ago.

minecon 2016 compilation when?

Of course, it's just funny they're praising it for that.

Paedophiles

I'm dumb and can't into schedules, how long have they been streaming today?

Minecraft will brain wash your kids into being creative. Minecraft will shut up your kids.

>I WANNA GO BACK TO SCHOOL IN 5 YEARS
Yes goy not having books and playing vidya at school all day is good

No one under the age of 30 watches TV anymore though.

she has a youtube channel, she got some tits, i think shes with a nog tho

when it's done you dumb fuck.

Imagine how hot she will be after puberty.

A few minutes.

No shit.

Well "streaming" for half an hour random pre-show shit. Just now, it's started.

what the fuck is the countdown for

The lighting during this incident makes it looks like a Tim and Eric sketch.

Was anything worse than the female panel "godiva gaming" yesterday?

Well excuse me.

shes got some nice tits. has a youtube channel but i cant remember it

Why the fuck do people still care about this stupid fucking game, I'm actually autistic and I hate this game, why can't they let this overrated piece of shit die?

I'm having American Pie Beta House flasbacks

They may be so but at least they aren't as retarded as you

salame

jens is cute

JEB

jeb!

Jeb needs to cut his hair.

>nice to- okay

J E B

where the fuck can I find TWIRLY,

GUAC MERCHANT

>new features

did they ever add anything new that wasnt a fucking mod before?

In my basement.

find it user

youtube.com/user/annajaneclossin

found her yt

It could work, but the odds of some littel shit runing th8ngs is really good.

You pedophiles worry me.

Can I get a link to your basement?

Wow, its fucking nothing.

How could it work?

shes of age ya dingus

youtube.com/watch?v=LjyU3x2ptR8

I don't understand.

i worry me too

youtube.com/watch?v=TRBx7n6sUrs
What the fuck?

>observer is only thing in 1.11

WOW!!!

You can see her dildo on the floor

fat tits

may the force be in you

youtu.be/bRSX9ZFBL1Q

Poor girl.... lost her purity. So what color was her panties?

Who the fuck just leaves a dildo on the floor like that?

>adds new pixel
>woooooo
>wooooooOOOOOO
>WOOOOAAHHHH
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>ROARING APPLAUSE
Why.

White

the shulker box is pretty cool

She wasn't wearing any.

Pretty sure that's a curling iron or something hair related

What exactly is it? Just an ender chest within an ender chest?

it's a backpack

I've decided that I want to be an employee at Minecon next year. Wish me luck friends.

>treasure maps

Nice, now the dungeons won't be so useless

Don't do it user.
Loli isn't worth selling your soul for.

finally some use for villages

About god damn time.

Lydia is thick.

WOAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

You should do society a favor and separate yourself from it.

So many actual pedos here. How come Cred Forums get more triggered over 2D loli than 3DPD shit?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU DUMB CUNT?

Not interested and there is nothing you can do about it.

lvl 32 wizard here. i regret discovering Cred Forums. it'll change you.

I think it's supposed to be that "I wanna fuck that" stick figure reaction image man but the guy who made the magic eye didn't realizes the lines alone are very hard to make out what it's supposed to be.

Homestuck/Undertale-fags. Anything Hussie related is cancer.

that's a big mansion

HOLY FUCK A MANSION WITH A ZOMBIE INSIDE

Do you really want to? All those lolis and children there are handicapped and weird...

...

WHOOOOOOOAA!

kill me.

>this is Minecraft in 2016
Jesus christ, why don't they just rename the game already?

Won't lie, those new mobs are actually pretty cool

Too bad they'll only be found in a single uncommon dungeon

Wasn't Minecraft meant to be simple?
What's with all this bullshit?

that caster mob is nice

And I was just thinking the mansion needed something more. Not bad.

WE WUZ TRYNA BE MODS AND SHIZ

>chat is disabled
kek

Figures.

...

XD

Her youtube hate comments video :(

>llamas
wow

>tfw other pedophiles project to other pedophiles so they can cover their own asses and not feel guilty about it

this is what enjoying video games is like Cred Forums.
When a simple mod like this brings ecstatic applause.

What makes them different to horses?

Is there something special about llamas?

>add llamas
>RIGHTEOUS APPLAUSE FOR 50 MILES
GOOD GOY

>kids flipping their shit over blocky llamas
I wish I could be that happy

they're llamas

Omg they added Llamas holy fuck

Wtf is wrong with these llamas they show there, why did they even include llamas in the first place?

MEMES

le funny!!! XDD

This is fucking boring where are the loli?

Would fuck her wool.

They spit at wolves, and they wear carpets. And they follow any llama with a lead.

>caravans

cool

nah cos its got that little bit that sticks out to stimulate the clit
t. dildo expert

youtube.com/watch?v=bHNczNvOnGc

Minecraft was supposed to be a 3d dwarf fortress

There's this meme again. Now say "Hunger ruined everything."

That's all there is to the update.

It's fucking nothing, of course. Why do they keep adding more and more unnecessary dungeons?

>no q&a

>no q&a
fuck this.

i actually don't mind hunger.

>literally it for 1.11

It's just gonna be kids asking when is it coming to console.

There's another panel coming up later called "Casual Chat With Jens", I'm gonna guess that's entirely QA.

>Add-Ons will work on any platform that runs the Windows 10 Edition Beta or Pocket Edition

Thanks Notch

Is this the end?

Why is this a convention? They add shitty little things to the game that would take about a week, and then that is it.

WHY!?

WHAT IS THE POINT?

I don't understand this shit.

>11:00 - 12:00 - The Minecraft 1.11 Change Log
>12:30 - 13:30 - YouTubers vs 4J Studios : Mini Game Showdown!
>14:00 - 15:00 - Create a Minecraft Roleplay with StacyPlays
>15:30 - 16:30 - Hypixel - Creeper Carts
>17:00 - 17:45 - MINECON 2016 Closing Ceremony

To shill youtubers.

because it's the third best selling game in history

Tetriscon when

> WHAT IS THE POINT?
None but they make money of it

I fucking wish.

Actually my 8 year old niece has told me they've played minecraft at school, this is in the UK. The Anglosphere is united in stupidity.

Do horses run away or attack wolves?

It's not about the game, it's about the ecelebs and community.

Maybe when the fucking convention is FINISHED you oaf

They already had a q&a yesterday.
The cringiest moment was when one kid advertised his yt channel.

MONEY
O
N
E
Y

For the same reason Twitchcon exists; so kids can meet ecelebs and the rest of us can watch the cringe videos on Youtube.

>young children vibrating
she pedo

>minecon

>standard galactic alphabet
>minecraft language

TEE HEE HEE

So are they just showing clips from yesterday?

has minecraft changed your world Cred Forums?

>netherrack 'n' roll
>Haha, that's really clever!

Horses don't interact with other mobs. I don't know if they have different stats from horses or if you can breed better llamas, they didn't mention.

FREAK THE WIG OUT

die

Cardboard-boxcon?

you're a big girl.

>spongeneeds
tee hee

...

WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE THIS MARKISHITTER HAIRCUT

>deleted

ABANDON THREAD TWIRLY HAS BEEN POSTED

>current year

We gonna have to new thread?

>dyed hair is now associated with sjws
kill me

>sjw
>Markiplier
>SJW
>MARKIPLIER
He wants to be Pewdiepie and that absolutely ruined a funny ish guy playing shitty indie games, but are you a mongoloid?

I should have been buying stock in cardboard box compaines last month.

I don't know what the relevance of this is to the thread but hoooly fuck this takes me back.

I was just making a general statement. Everyone has their fucking hair dyed these days, and they're often sjws or ecelebs.

11/10 well played

This is fucking boring.

why are furfags so autistic

Found the anime fans

pewdiepie is kind of watchable now

youtube.com/watch?v=J_2ROQMeAGg
now you too can feel the terror of day one

MAL-MyAnimeList

Useful for checking summaries of shows and who's in them, allegedly has a terrifying social element. The people who write reviews on it seem like absolute tossers.

>post yfw you were born early enough to never be an autistic tweenager obsessed with minecraft and ecelebs and your visit to minecon will never be immortalised on youtube for people to laugh at for years to come

What's exactly wrong with a little girl twirling?

Initially I'm angered about all the autists, but seeing the happy kids faces in the videos kinda makes me warm inside.

Can't wait to take my own kid to Comicon one day.

How was payday, janny?

What the fuck is with this livestream obsession?
>Do you watch Youtube?
>OH OK BUT DO YOU WATCH YOUTUBERS WHO LIVESTREAM?
>DO YOU WANT THEM TO LIVESTREAM?
>LIVESTREAMING LOL
Fuck

You will get ban for mentioning

Based

Comicon? By the time your kids are old enough for a con it'll probably be some far left sjw """comic"""con.

SafespaceCon

That's retarded, someone needs to grow up.

only time I feel okay with being older is aoviding gen Z's shit.
people who shout pedophile and spam reports long enough obligate our moderation """team""" to do their """job""" and delete it an any conversation chain.

In realityit's literally nothing

The thing with the blue question block was pretty cool though

JANITOOOOOOR

COME OUT TO PLAAAAAEAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

We got lucky user

Never under estimate hurt feelings. Even if they stem from nothing but people posting other people who went to a con. That awkward moment when they don't get board culture.
And even them and delete their posts with no public warning so it's a mystery to everyone.
Cracker jack job.

Seriously though this is boring as fuck. I'm not sure if the kids at Minecon or the people watching for autism are more autistic.

yeah that was pretty nicely done
dissapointed there was no sexy man sheep

Nutted so hard to that one f a m.

>Cred Forums is for the first time in years actually a sinking ship
>8ch is shit and doesn't have the same feel due to anyone being able to make their own snowflake board
>all the other boards are 2slow

I guess the rides about over

What's wrong with her right eye?

>FEMINISM, the con

Thanks microsoft

What's with the op image? Does anyone have a webm of the sheep? I heard that they were entertaining but I don't get the context.

>her

I'm not seeing a penis, user.

As far as I know that's a girl.

>implying y isn't best girl
dependent girls are best girls

>forgot what this doujin was called
I'm sorry, but I'm going to need a source for this one.

youtube.com/watch?v=J_2ROQMeAGg

>no one cheers for the black guy
holy shit

>HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH is back

HYUH HYUH

Reminder that Stampy is the only Cred Forums approved Youtuber

The cameramen are so shit.

>Competitive Minecraft exist

Stampy is a pedo

are they playing with controllers?

>he didnt read the doujin

Who?

how many pedo minecraft youtubers does that make now

lmao casual detected

The guy with curly hair and the hyuh hyuh hyuh laugh who acts like a childrens tv presenter

Probably on the Microsoft Xbox One™

well what's the channel then

damn look at that fat ass

...

>160 bucks to warch thse fucks play competetive minecraft live on stage

Whenever autismcon goes into this let's watch ecelebs the thing just becomes unfunny as a whole, not even cringe, just sadness.

That is fucking awful.

>all those fat 10 year olds with parents who want to go home

no bully pls

DELET THIS

>posting pantsu of the forbidden one

Imagine being a parent at Minecon and seeing your kid go berserk when some retarded British dude starts laughing on stage.

Minecraft is dying with no content.

To contrast, look at Terraria and how it just explodes with activity every time they have a content update.

They try to copy other games to stay relevant but fail miserably.

I recognize that mask!

>tfw i regret what i've done
There's no stopping now.

Please take a seat right here.

Please comply with the nice men in the white van when they arrive.

>That high pitch
>bigby bigby bigby

you literally would not be able to make out those 10 VLC pixels had it not been for the prior context.

the girl is saying she wants some big b. not bigby.

How many years will we have to wait until they stream Minecon in 4k?

I'd be able to tell blindfolded.

MODS

Too blurry can't fap to this

What is this map called? It seems pretty fun

>that guy trying to make fun of the dedikated wam kid but comes off just as cringy

I think that was his plan though.

I don't know about the others but Markiplier did it for charity, then his friend died so they continue with it in memory. Afterwards it just kinda stuck with it.

hey he picked the kid with the edgy hair that we were talking about yesterday

humanity was a mistake

>Someone named their child tassy
Explains the red hair
>litteral tard gets a question
must feel bad to be those shits

CRUISE SHIP, BOYS!!!!

Will it be impressive?

...

HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUUUUH

I know nothing about them but I doubt it'll be anything good.

i thought you guys were just memeing about that laugh but now that i hear it

he is the meme

HYYYYYYUUUUUUUHHHHHHH

How about building an Iceberg in front of this ship.

Humanity has gone too far.
We gotta wipe the Earth clean so no sentient species will have the misery of existing on the same planet as these things.

Reminder that in 50 minutes, Jeb is doing a "casual chat".

This is probably going to be a QA, so be prepared.

On the upside no one suggested Life Boats for these ships.

...

Why are so many of them british
feel disgusted for my country

just give me lolis

Is it that time already?

Time to get Twirly?

>children
>can't hear the shits screaming in the stream
I will never understand...

all of them?

At least the other woman yesterday sat on the floor, like jesus look at all that space.

>plz don't criticise muh Markiplier

That's cuteas fuck I would play minecraft with her so she doesn't get harassed by pedo scum

I think my cousins watch that furfag
How bad is it?

Tor

>How bad is it?

Its literally just a Childrens TV show set in minecraft. All of his Mannerisms from the Minecon stuff remind me of BBC childrens presenters

youtube.com/watch?v=KOFm-JBOqFc

...

>666 KB

vote bros!!!! who won!?

Hey there satan

>shitty boat wins because kids treat the guy on the team like a god
>actually good one gets booed

STAY OFF THE STAGE

...

not amused

This is why children need to be purged.

18+ minecon when?

Just dropping in.
Was there already a costume contest this year?

...

we're not allowed to talk about it

Just turned in, never cared about Minecraft or it's fanbase. I'm curious: Minecon seems to be literally an event made for children and attended by children. What's Cred Forums's problem with it, they are clearly not the target audience? What's so cringy about a kid's show?

no

thelocal.se/20130109/45514

It's in Sweden too.

Post some minecon lollis i need to cum to some sexy babes

the lines on the detergent lids are 20% higher than they need to be

Someone missed gymnastics

They're not regular kids, user. Their autism is unmatched.

youtube.com/results?search_query=minecon cringe

i fucking love julia hardy

user I don't know what you're talking about.

sauce?

SHE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED

...

Is the masturbation session realistic?

I am an 8 year old loli. AMA

It is legal to view such things.

user just because you hate undertale because it's popular its fanbase is nowhere near as bad as any of those other things

>this thread

...

If we stop calling it autistic then we won't be able to have threads about the women who attend the event and also possibly happen to be of a young age.

Not him, and I don't dislike Undertale by any means, but yes it is. Stop being in denial.

tsumino.com/Book/Info/19365/1/gal-bitch-sho-nen-no-insei

Here's one user!

>trap
now i'm intersted

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

KILL IT!!!

link?

th-thanks!

allah ackback!

...

...

>you will never have a mom and dad that support things you love and enjoy events as well as you do

...

...

...

...

...

Q&A time lads?

I hope so.

Here we go. This is about to go beyond rock bottom. That red haired fuck can't do public speaking to save his life.

Ok but why aren't there more pictures of that qt from yesterday with the thick ass/thighs? Specifically her ass/thighs.

Is that a fucking baby crying in the background?

What QT?

never

aw, how nice of this dude to show the crowd that he too was an autistic child

The one with short, brown hair. Her hair/face was a meh/10, but those thighs/ass are what I'm after.

well ya'know he already did a video on minecon

the nipples ?

You mean Lydia Winters.

so when is this fag going to mention that he just had a shit ton of luck to be in his current position?

>1 year neet

amateur

>Telling all these Kids to drop out of school

this

Is he doing a QA, or is he just talking?

So he plagiarized Runescape?

If there's no q&a at the end of this one then it is the shittiest minecon so far.

costume contest was great but the rest sucked.

THIS ISN'T EVEN MINECRAFT

They're not gonna talk about Minecraft, are they?

They said there would be Q&A at the end of this

They already revealed what's in 1.11.

Should have left that until the last part of the day.

why are they doing this? It's not like jens made anything good in the first place.

THERE'S WATER RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. DRINK FOR GOD'S SAKE

Jeb, no one gives a shit about you or your life. Everyone knows that if he hadn't had the luck to end up in the right company at the right time, he would just be an irrelevant indie dev right now. Just start the fucking q&a already.

...

They're not gonna talk about Minecraft features, are they?

meanwhile at minecon 2012

fuck, repost when I aborted it
>just had to add a pepe

no

>we wanted players to create their own stories
well so much for that huh

please something happen, anything.

Because he's closest they have to a Notch

...

Is that a dude?

i wish Notch never left and sold Mojang

he was a cool dude and definetly the least autistic of these people

...

the first time I seen it I immediatly thought about fuck my shit up

JUST

How much does it cost to go to this convention?

disgusting

1 Jewish Shekel

$160 ticket or a cancer to get a makeawish

what is the twirly you guys are talking about? was it a glitch in a demo or something

mod spotted

Hey cutie

oh must be something bad then nvm

You mean voluptuous user

pedo related stuff so talking anything about it will get you banned

I don't know what you're talking about user

What do you care?
They are always some useless shit like zombies being able to ride chickens or fireworks, and it usually takes a fucking year and a half for them to implement them
Its honestly mind boggling how little content they add

We THICC posting?

>WC III, DoW,DoW2

IS JEB OUR GUY?

nobody talked to me like that

>tfw elementary teacher running our minecraft program
>60 kids, 1 teacher + an aide

JUST

did the qna already happen

looks like it is pre-choosed questions from the internet.

I wish a real q&a after that

...

...

is it just me or does this asshole have no personality?

FINALLY

that was... shit

>hypixel creeper cards
>closing ceremony

I'm disappointed

...

...

>thighhighs

user.

oh shit didn't look at the times

well day 2 was pretty lame then

...

who hurt you?

It'll be a classy affair!

thicc sheep

...

I laughed my ass off at this segment yesterday.

Does anyone have the image where every punchline in the book gets turned to 'He was destroyed!'?

Missed all of it.
Did anything close to Space Wam happen this year?

youtube.com/watch?v=5iU5-_RwzDY

Any dedotated wam-tier cringe yet, boys?

No, that's already crossing into the realm of fat.

I need her legs around my neck suffocating me like a snake

If she didn't have a dyke haircut and I was positive she has good hygiene (hurrr attends a minecon) I'd be willing to eat dat ass.

THIS IS A COOLEST THING EVER
My god, saw this shit yesterday, to her everything is great, isn't it?

T W I R L Y
W
I
R
L
Y

>selling books about survival mode

Please tell me people aren't retarded enough to buy that? When youtube exists.

>ywn have an autistic milf minecart wifey

>Akhamesh7 hours ago
>Goddamn, that chick in the green shirt has a fat ass though. Would mine it.

this eternal nigga