Would you play video games with Keanu Reeves?

Anyone want some popcorn

I would love to, but I'm nothing but a maggot compared to Keanu.

Most of these are bullshit, by the way.

It's true about the matrix one though.

Just started playing this.
>Have to go into menu to switch weapons/spells.
fug.
I kinda wanna keep playing cause the music is just so damn good. And it looks pretty neat.

>tfw agree with most of Keanu's thoughts
I haven't even come close to living through the shit he's lived through

>Yo, user. Let's bounce. We don't need these people.

Use the cheats. Walk fast. ABBACAB START as the scroll starts unrolling in the title intro then go to your pocket secretary at the very bottom there will be a blank that's your cheat menu

Every time I see his beard I think of Adam Jensen.

>hop in bro let's go play path of neo at my place

Most of that is true. You can look them up in their respective movie's trivia section.

Keanu is kakuii-desu

dude... i loved that game

>kakuii

hazukashikunai ka yo?

Can we get some cheap pizza on the way, Keanu?

yes. how the fuck is that even a question.

If I was rich I'd love to act like Keanu Reeves

but I'm poor

His wife was actually pretty good at magic. You should have seen her disappearing act.

I have always want him to voice some videogames tho. I love his voice.

Is he gay? Noone has ever confirmed or denied this...

Poor Spence

Mah nigga. He will always be Spence for me too.

Why would Keanu Reeves ever want to hang out and play video games with me? He's a movie star, while I'm a total failure at life.

Woah what happened here?

why he is so sad

He's dating a transexual.

So... probably, to some degree.

Ghostbusters

>patton oswalt won an emmy

im so happy

But it's Keanu Reeves. He doesn't judge you like that. He knows that life has its ups and down and in no way he's above you. He understands that some people have their vices, like you being lazy and having no friends, but that's just fine with him since deep down you're a good person.

source: my hairy ass

My nigga.

>implying the shadowrun movie wouldn't be like the dungeons and dragons movie

>TFW having smoother weapon swap and reload mechanics than most video games

Jeez, I dunno.

Keanu is eternally perfect
I'd love to be his bro

Also, who John Wick here?

yeah... sure....

If you could see yourself the way Keanu sees you, you'd understand why he wants to play video games with you.

fuck you

>Shadowrun game with Keanu,Vin Diesel ,Dwayne"The Rock"Johnson and Ice Cube in Tenchcoats with Samurai swords and AR's

Id play the shit outta that

Threadly reminder that keanu designed the muzzle device on his vp9s in john wick.

Hugh Jackman and Keanu Reeves frequent the same pizza place?

>No Matrix game by Platinum

The Keanu values all lifeforms. He appreciates how much you enjoy vidya, so you become his kickback and relax friend. sometimes he needs to unwind

I definitely thought that was a guy in a hood hung up by his arms

My hairy ass is an incredibly trustworthy source and I wont hear anything else. But if you want something more substantial:

classicalite.com/articles/25839/20150726/keanu-reeves-dating-news-girlfriend-jamie-clayton-john-wick-2.htm

>you will never play video games with Keanu Reeves and Vin Diesel
Reminder that Vin is a Cred Forumsirgin

It hurts

Who's interested in Vin Diesel though

>Implying this cool guy won't play video with you at least for an hour.
Except most of it is true.

I'm a fucking huge fan of him. I copycat his style of dress, I try to be humble with people just like him etc...

call me fag, don't care

If I hadn't read the book, that movie would have made zero sense

Isn't Vin more of a /tg/ guy?

You might be a fag, but you've got good taste. The guy is really fucking cool, even if his trivia are lies (I can't be arsed to verify it, and I'm too poor to verify it).

>wanted to play spike in the cowboy bebop movie but considered himself too old
Poor guy

>Vin Diesel and Ice cube as dwarf bros with the rock as a troll shaman and keanu as a street samurai.

I never knew I wanted something so bad

Only if it's some real lolita shit

He made a couple of videogames, im sure that constitutes him more being a Cred Forumsirgin

He's Cred Forums, /tg/, and /o/

>you will never play D&D with christian bale and keanu reeves

Bale?

>you will never have a bromance this intense

Im sorry keanu :'(

>my 2 favorite actors

he is literally a playable character in Payday 2, to bad the game is ass but atleast the gunplay is good

Christian Bale is a huge prick in real life.

why would we
his style is pretty pleasant if you are not a /fa/goot. Being humble is always a good thing user.

>bale
Nah i can live without him.
From the interviews and controversy with mother beating he doesnt even care about hiding the fact that hes a piece of shit

I don't know if I wanted to play D&D with Christian Bale, he seems kinda psychotic. If he played a tiefling rogue I'd be in constant fear of my life because I don't know if he would shank me for real just to loot my character.

What am I supposed to be looking at here?

Someone who won a major award is still all alone

dude won a grammy
had no one to party with
wife is dead
sadness
suicide follows

I'd do almost everything for him, I don't even find him hot but there's something beautiful about him.

He's half asian right? And people say hapas are ugly.

That would be awesome.

Is the PC version good?

youtube.com/watch?v=i28UEoLXVFQ

>some random yellow pages site

kek
link me somethiung with credibility and may be I will consider it

If I did believe every wild rumor about holywood stars it would be madness

>that shitposting in the comments
wew lad

>Ice Cube is the Decker. All cyber'd out like fuckin Cyborg.
>The Rock is the Rock Shaman
>Diesel is a Qi-monk and Keanu is a street sam.
FUND IT
JUST TAKE MY MONEY
FOR A MOVIE OR A VIDYA I DON'T GIVE A DAMN.
I MUST SEE IT.

I love Bale and he seems like a cool dude to hang with but there was this interview where he talked about how connected he felt to Bateman that was really uncomfortable. Like the kind of guy that doesn't take much to push him over the edge.

The last time I tried to play it on PC it had all kinds of issues. It's a pre modern-resolutions-and-controller-support PC port of a PS2/Xbox game. Maybe others could get it to work better than I did, but it'd probably be easier to just emulate the PS2 version.

aiiiii fuck

Yeah, but not with Harrison Ford.

>Keany

>You will never play through splinter cell games with Ironside

cool celebs thread?

Elias Toufexis, top bro-tier
youtube.com/watch?v=flszuT3ROdo

holy shit, well now at least I know he isn't killing his throat by doing that voice

He looks sad. I'd play Sega with him.

fuckin based

There's nothing I'd like to do more than play video games with Keanu Reeves, I don't know what we'd play though.

>"Shut up Megan"

I already played Constantine to 100% completion, thank you very much

Cred Forums.

You are hosting a night of boardgame(s). Your guests are the following:

John Carmack - John Romero - Vin Diesel - Keanu Reeves - The Rock and Ice Cube.

What do you play? Pen & Paper RPG's is fine as well.

>Carmack
Please no
I bet he would be a harcore minmaxer

straight up D&D, are there any other choice?

The rest would tell him to knock it off, don't worry.

I mean, do you really think The Rock and Vin would allow Carmack to go full autist?

Cyberpunk 2020 is the only acceptable answer.

Based

sys.Cred Forums.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2F8GPGQoR6f6w

why is he so dreamy

Im actually watching Bill & Ted right now.

youtube.com/watch?v=5itvws3OMyQ

John Wick 2 is going to be fucking sick. Here's hoping the music is on point again.

youtube.com/watch?v=MTPxWUs8nXs

Is there something Keanu can't do? He's the coolest.

Save the ones he loves

Sure

The guy had a hard life, I feel happy when he looks like he's enjoying himself

BOSHI !!!

Get old

In the defense of video games, Keanu Reeves regularly competes in 3-gun competitions (like in that webm) so his handling of firearms is already pretty much up there.

Weird, I heard he was a massive anti-gunner

God damn that club scene was fantastic.

It'd be pretty cool to play vidya with a vampire.

Old age is going to hit him hard.

Wasn't Keanu American?

I bet he'll take it in stride, just let it happen peacefully.

I just want to bring his head to my chest, let him know that it's gonna be alright, and give him all of my love.

>yfw Keanu has a tranny gf

>that feel when you're going to watch John Wick, then the sequel and then play John Wick in Payday afterwards.

Can't wait to watch headshot man 2.

Oh he'll be absolutely fine with it, but that's not what I'm talking about.

I'm saying he might be one of those people who look really good for a good amount of their lives but then look like a sack of shit when they get really old.

source?

The controller isn't even on.

Just search for Keanu dating Jamie Clayton

I don't care. The man can sleep with whoever he wants.

>in the background
fucking kek

Is the game playing itself?

>Believeing TMZ out of all fucking sources

Kys you average braindead sheep

The only reason you are upset about this is because he's not lovingly pounding your butthole instead.

Keanu and Johnny Depp are big gun dudes.

Hahahahahahaa

Nah.

After he attacked James for not watching the new ghostbusters I can't feel sorry for him

>that trigger discipline
Nice

No, they just had some footage playing and told him to mash the controller.

Or they told him to fuck with the controller and recorded some footage and recreated his mashing.

TMZ are a bunch of fucking parasites.

I thought the shirt of the guy on the right said fedora.

I ask if they CATAN

Is it really too much for actors and directors to respect the opinions of their fans even if it's negative feedback?

I already am.

Golden Sky Stories.

>mfw he has a dota 2 announcer voice

he was recently checking out a motorbike company in my village

>tfw I could have met him

youtube.com/watch?v=yhIVJdp4u48

I want to fuck Christ-chan.

>what a shame

Shit, everything about John Wick was just fantastic. It gave me everything I wanted in an action film. Stylish and brilliant, how will the sequel even top it?

John Wick was fucking incredible
It's one of those movies that every time I remember it exists I want to watch it again

>I'm Mickey Mouse. They don't know who's inside the suit.
Jesus fuck

Keanu... Keanu had a hard life.

I've never heard of it.

Reminds me of this youtube.com/watch?v=WHDXnZqTOXU

Go fucking watch it
It's a sexy-ass action film with based Keanu and great aesthetics and fight scenes

Wick's kinda boring in Payday 2 desu.

I played as Jimmy a bit too much

The second I heard "Cred Forums" I had to stop.

but he's /ourguy/

You realize the Eidos Montreal devs and the VA for Adam post here, right? Both with confirmed trips and anonymously.

He is gonna go clint eastwood at some point

Look old as fuck but still be rad

Are you a new user?

Its like he aged somewhat between 2008 and 2011 but then he became young again.

No shit, I just can stand hearing or seeing anything about Cred Forums outside of here.

Mainly because a large amount of the people that do talk about Cred Forums outside of it are fucking retards. Especially the faggots that greentext on youtube.

Johnatan looks eerily a lot like Jensen.

every game that has a character creator in it i make keanu reeves and play as him.

I want to play Keanu Reeve games.

>can
can't.*

Path of Neo: PC or emulate?

His matrix game sucked ass so no.

>You will never play Chronicles of Riddick with Vinny D

The character was somewhat inspired by him

All of them? You didn't state a limit.

What do you think Keanu's favorite vidya is?

Euro Truck Simulator 2

Duck Hunter

woah

Ofcourse

>you will never play halo 3 and drink beer with based keanu

>playing the shitty Genesis version when the superior SNES version exists

youtube.com/watch?v=xHmLVjnEjYs

What's /o/ ?

cars

Hey. If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price...

>Keanu has been through tons of shit
>Still successful

>I haven't been through anything
>NEET living with my mom

Just end me.

Ah ok thanks.

>Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things

That hit a bit too close to home...

seems like a nice guy

youtube.com/watch?v=bRdHgfIZNCY

I didn't know Keanu was black

Why do people make such a big deal over shit like this?

so they can feel like their life is worth something

Probably because it is their only hope in life.

>keanu reeves
>the street samurai

There is only one Birthday Snatcher that is kino enough to be the street samurai.

Is there a video game where I can be like John Wick? A game where I can smoothly exterminate people with extreme prejudice without having to worry about stealth mechanics or morality systems, just storm through places with guns and fuck shit up?

Max Payne comes to mind, but shit I would love a John Wick game. To bad they usually fuck movie-games up badly.

IT'S PAYNE!

youtube.com/watch?v=K3pJkcTrDV8

That's so pathetic.

I hope JW2 is good.