>tfw neet posing as a normie
>tfw i've pushed myself too far into normie status and too scared come out of the neet closet
>tfw genuinely enjoy time spent alone playing vidya
>tfw i force myself to hang out with normie friends because i feel socially obligated
>tfw i've had several relationships but broke them off because normie girls literally suck the life out of me and make me want to kill myself
How do I free myself from these shackles, Cred Forums? Does anyone else have this problem?
>too much of a pussy to tell your friends that you just need some time to relax by yourself
i suggest your life for a few reasons. One, being a faggot, and two, for enjoying ironic depression humor
Same here buddy
>literally the ONLY things I do are eat, sleep, gym, vidya and go to work
>the only reason that I gym is so that I can look like a normie in public when I travel from work and my solitary activities.
Nice blog where do I subscribe
Stop giving a shit and live your life how you want to
>neet posing as a normie
Speaking as someone who occasionally has random panic attacks this is painful.
I'm a wageslave but a beta introvert/possible aspie posing as a normie. Cover broke a while back I don't even know when, but my circle of friends gradually shrunk until I now have only my housemates to hang out with and even they're hard for me to socialise with. Used to be in quite a large social circle of mostly drinking buddies but I got 2 gf's out of it and fucked a couple of other girls, made friends with some pretty great people overall but over the years I guess they got tired of me never really opening up, and as I realised this I became worse company as it'd be on my mind whenever I was with them. Now I just work Mon-Fri pretending to be normal then go home and play vidya and drink in my room every night. I really miss those years and those people.
DUDE
DEPRESSION
LMAO
I'm such an introvert xD
Same dude. Everyone at work just thinks I'm a bit quiet but the whole time I'm internally screaming. I'm diagnosed autistic but have no trouble mimicking normies. It's all an act though. Still can't form any genuine relationships, particularly with girls. Haven't had sex in 5 years. The last time I got laid was with a korean girl who spoke so little english we got along through hand gestures and google translate so she couldn't really tell how autistic I am.
I work this shitty minimum wage job to keep up appearances to my family but all I want to do is stay home, play videogames and fap furiously to hentai.
> relationships
> totally not a normie guis I swear
Fuck off normie.
Haha faggot. I bet you have a smartphone too.
>Does anyone else have this problem?
>tfw i've had several relationships
GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEE
>chad friend from when I was 12 happens to go to same uni as me
>we havent seen eachother in nearly a decade
>his roommate was also a casual friend of mine when I was a kid, he is more of a normie+ than a chad though
>chad invites me out to a party theyre at
>a lot of 7-9/10 girls
>DJ for them a little bit because im an edm autist
>all the stacies impressed I can use the crossfader
>chad wants to go back to his apartment and smoke weed
>get there and theres an n64 with fucking japanese mario party
>I almost sperg
>then I find out we have the same favorite game, Banjo Kazooie
>I couldnt believe it
>they also play gen 1 and 2 pokemon on gameboy colors
>theyre not too fond of new games, we all agree that pre iphone age video games were the best
>smoke a ton then play japanese mario party
>8/10 from party calls the normie+ and he tells her to fuck off
>I would have been happy just to get the attention
How? How is this fucking fair
I'm the opposite, I need constant interaction or work to encompass myself in. I can hardly play a game for more than an hour before this weird anxiety takes over, I still avidly consume game news and still buy new games. I'm hoping this is a passing phase.
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>literally the ONLY things I do are eat, sleep, gym, vidya and go to work
Don't worry this might be able to help you out.
When did everything become ironic?
dude weed lmao
dumb frogposter
>I have normie friends and gfs but I'm totally not a normie wahhhhhh
How about you find some friends with common interests? Me and my friends play vidya a shitton, and hang out in bars or work out from time to time. I've always been an introvert and not eager to leave my comfort zone, but my friends are the same way.
I had the same issue OP, but when I hit my late 20's I just naturally stopped caring what other people think.
>decide to un-neet
>push through difficult masters program
>get prestigious job
>get some friends
>acquire female long-term companion
> just like I'm supposed to, everything seems fine on the outside
>... but
>constantly lying at work and finding time to sneak off to play vidya
>constantly in danger of fucking up really important stuff because I spend more time playing than working
>constantly blowing off friends to play vidya alone
>gf feels neglected and shitty all the time
>when we're hanging out I'd rather be alone
>when we're fucking, I'd rather be playing vidya or jerking off to degenerate anime tiddies
>devise ever more ingenious ways to keep getting paid a lot to mainly play video games
>probably going to go to jail for fraud soon
I think I've we've made a terrible mistake, OP
>tfw when all my good friends are handsome and pull girls easily
I'm not even ugly, but around them I may as well be invisible to women. Personality alone can't carry you, don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
I pretty much gave up on dating/sex because I'd rather be alone. No regrets, really. Thank god I still live with my parents and don't have to worry about income yet.
Neet and normie aren't mutually exclusive.
And you sound like a normie.