There are people who would actually rather play as this in a video game

>there are people who would actually rather play as this in a video game
>they'd actually would want to play as some prissy uptight elf with an archaic weapon
>instead of a badass futuristic soldier with high powered guns that can shoot through anything and blow shit up

Fantasy fans have no imagination or taste at all whatsoever.

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bows are a retarded weapon and guns pretty much completely replaced them. i blame hunger games for people thinking bows are worth using

>Fags rather self-insert themselves as a woman being disgraced and dominated by the much stronger races
>B-but i only stare at their asses I-I'm not g-gay

what?

I find sci-fi so unconvincingly thought out, especially in vidya games that I'll always prefer fantasy, where "lol magic" works better for suspension of disbelief.

With that said I'd be that elven archer IRL and get myself stuffed with as much cock as humanly NO, elvenly possible, which is probably a lot more than what humans can take.

>soldier with guns
>imagination
nyuhhh wha?

Guns make bows obsolete. Bows take too long to load and reload, arrows are too large compared to bullets and harder to make, and bows are way too easy to break. Also they're too big, you can hide a gun easily, good luck conceal carrying a damn bow.

hey
idiot
not every single game is set in modern times
moron

>but recoverable ammo

Actually though its not that the weapon is dumb, its that the games with both bows AND guns are.

>a badass futuristic soldier with high powered guns

Do you know how many games there are where I can play as that?

A fucking million.

Games like WoW have characters with guns, so bow users are extra stupid. Sylvanas Windrunner is a retard to use a bow and not a gun.

>mfw even trayvon martin could have iced this bitch before she could get a single arrow off

Christ, what a shit fucking design. Is she a hooker or an archer?

>an elven whore with a bow

Do you know how many games there are where I can play as that?

Way too fucking many.

early guns were decidedly inferior to bows
guns and bows coexisted for hundreds of years

Hooker would imply that she takes money for it.

Clearly he is not talking about frontloading muskets considering what he described.

>disgraced and dominated
>not affectionate and passionate loving

Shame you can only get off to degenerate shit and assume everyone is the same.

Wow has frontloaded muskets so he is most decidedly talking about them

...

>not RPing a regular grunt even in fantasy settings

>14:44:44
Quints of truth.

Nobody mentioned WoW in my conversation user.

If he said what he said with WoW in mind theres nothing to discuss because its entirely retarded.

only one of the weapons in that picture looks like it could shoot straight
if those were my options I'd take a bow any day

I want to play as this and go around raping human women at my leisure.

name the not crpg/bioware/mmo examples

Does she have a dick?

Finding elves attractive makes you a degenerate. They have ears like cows and deer. That's close to being furry.

Name the not cod/bioware/battlefield examples where I get to play as a badass soldier with a gun in the future. Oh wait, most the games out have fantasy shit...

Her snake serves as a strapon.

at least one of you is using WoW as an example for 2 separate posts now so I am entirely justified

and a LOT of games not only can but should have both bows and guns

and even in modern day games bows still have the advantage of being largely silent (do not even try to bring up a suppressor, that shit is not silent what so ever)

They also have flawless, naturally devoid of hair bodies. Close but no cigar.

Elf ears are cute, you imbecile.

That's no fun.

When you compare elves to other fantasy races they are more appealing, not even an argument to declare them shitty and archaic in their own setting by comparing them to an entirely different setting.

>please don't try to bring up points against me, I base my shit on WoW of all things on realistic weaponry and I will not be challanged on my points.

Go sneaking around with a 2 meter long bow on you you fuck, silencers are called what they are because they do their job.

It's the typical Cred Forums kindergarten style of arguing. Two people debate about tanks versus gunships and a cunt shows up and brings up Demonbane.

>Going into combat with blood thirsty monsters expecting love and passion
>Likely dressed like a slut exposing cleavage and and thighs for easy access
Only thing you're going to get is being pinned on your back while Orcs gang-bang you and force their spunk down your gullet and all your other orifices

So do native american and asian women, and unlike elves they don't have ANIMAL EARS

>silencers actually silencing the gun

No wonder you're so stupid since all of your fantasy experience seems to be Cred Forums memes and exhentai garbage.

Know what else have pointy ears?

Animals
Demons

Think about that.

well there's one person her pretending to be retarded and thinking its trolling anyone

its kinda cute actually, reminds me of older times

But those have animal eyes.

Both asians and natives are shit though for a great variety of other reasons. And asian women have absolutely abhorrent pubic hair, you cretin.

More likely than finding someone going on any kind of a mission with a bow in 2016.

Meant for

>Demons
Only japanese demons, and elves surpassed them in ears. And there is nothing wrong with animals.

We are animals user.
And also the only thing that could be called a demon too.

You racist son of a...


How? They have all the good features of elves and none of the bad:

>hairless
>soft skin
>youthful appearance
>proud culture
>martial arts
>appreciates nature

Meanwhile elves

>look too close to caucasian people(brow ridges, long narrow noses, pasty skin, etc.)
>obscenely arrogant and think they're superior to everyone
>refuse to advance technologically, they're luddites

Just let him shitpost in peace, at least he's getting a kick out of it.

Wtf I love hunters now

>he doesnt want to play as an elf

Wolfslayer is GOTY rifle

I'll give you soft skin, and nothing else.
Eternally young caucasians with a touch of exotic looks sound a lot better.
I'd be with them and I'd be arrogant too since in most cases they/we are indeed superior.

Who needs tech when you have magic and also live forever.

sauce me up senpai

>big titty hentai elves
Thouse are the worst, though.

Gib me da poosy b0ss

poosy means sauce

>/k/fags mad their gun porn is not universally fapped to
Fuck off. Guns are the worst thing that happened in the history of warfare.
No skill. No finesse. Just point and kill.

Elves have tits and a face that looks more like a person's than a fish.

Daughter-elfslut needs to be flatter, I need my variety.

Elves ARE demons. Look at those cruel predatory eyes, like a shark.

Binary Domain.
Crysis
Halo
Killzone
DOOM
Destiny

Shall I keep going?

>Wolfslayer Sniper Rifle

If I had a hunter that's what I'd use for my transmog.

>tons of games about frail elves shooting from trees
>no games about the GOAT archers in history

>implying I don't like demons

How the fuck do asians look like fish?

>Wolfslayer
>Not the simple yet strong bear hunter

>obscenely arrogant

They aren't obscenely arrogant, they just see the bigger picture while lesser races blow their lives away warring over idiotic reasons.

>look too close to caucasian people

Since when is that a bad thing? It's objectively the most well balanced and developed skull type.

>refuse to advance technologically

You wouldn't need to advance technologically if you had no reason to, since you can warp to the other side of the world with magic bullshit and think your enemies to die.

Sure thing, bruv

Bows are perfect for stealth though.

>B-But muh Silencers
They're called suppressors, and those doesn't completely silence a gun's noise.

>Since when is that a bad thing? It's objectively the most well balanced and developed skull type.

Yeah, if you like your women to have masculine facial features. Like this woman here.

>fantasy fans have no imagination
>unlike muh SPESS MEHREENS

is this "fantasy is shit wah wah" shitposter going to make this stupid thread every single day?

>some shit actor has a manface, that means all caucasian women do

Nice argument.

That's just hollywood pushing their gay shit.

Yeah that must be why sci fi settings have tons of crazy weapons and fantasy shit like dark souls has the same cliche boring weapons fantasy games all have, like katanas, zweihanders, staves, and daggers.

>waaaah stop liking what i dont like!
Dont cry babyboy, momma gonna buy you the 285th iteration of call of duty so you can feel like a tacticool future robot soldier like halo.

The only white women with feminine faces have asian dna. Russian women for instance. Black women even have more feminine features than white women.

not him but I love Binary Domain though, I've got a huge boner for Asimov and Blade runner

Space marine is a very romantic fantasy, its like being a criminal and joining french foreign legion and traveling across a fucking desert to defend useless fort against Algerian sand fucking shits.

You're just mad this guy would fucking destroy your pansy ass slutty elven archer bitches.

>no imagination went into this

lol fuck you

>Russian women
>Black women

So white niggers and niggers. Nice one.

>sci fi settings have tons of crazy weapons
>the same swords and guns you see everywhere but these ones are laser

So we should start posting pudgy-pig faced asians which is like the most common face they have?

Also asians age like fucking milk and you want to attribute them to a race that looks 22 and beautiful at the age of 1500?

Last time I read this shit it was about cars and horses, in relation to Red Dead Redemption and GTA. Is this your copypasta template, user?

I wouldn't hate the pants on head retarded design of WoW, if it wasn't for the fact every retard dev and their mother tried to copy it for their mmo/online game of whatever genre
There are maybe 2 guns there that look like they would actually shoot something in a proper way

>i play ROLE PLAYING GAMES so i can play myself.
user, roleplaying doesnt means the game has swords, dragons and a levelsystem. You are supposed to play someone else, because there are not fat looser virgins as a race.

Problem with 40k always was that you don't know where the satire begins and where deviant art tier DONUSTEEL ends

Elven women look more masculine than asian women due to the caucasoidal features. Asians are more neotenous.

>Black women even have more feminine features

lmao

most black women look like men

The first suppressor was named the maxim silencer, I think it's safe to say the terms are interchangeable.

>because there are not fat looser virgins as a race.


Pandarens.

That means nothing.
Asian "beauty" is the product of inbreeding you retarded fuck, if you think inbreeding promotes the best features you seriously need to re-educate yourself.

eeeh

You mean ranged weapons in general

Racist...

Both of those women are beautiful though. Also not sure why you're biased towards elves, they have slanted eyes too.

Tell me one masculine feature you see on that face
>You will respond "the jaw"

>this is Cred Forums's ideal woman

>Both of those women are beautiful though

>silencer
Hollywood myth. It's a suppressor and it doesn't do much without subsonic rounds

You are trying to bait with autism level detail but don't even know your shit

remove the piercings and give her a better haircut and she's attractive
Tongue is a bonus.

>hurr durr I'll keep talking about silencers which is by the way an absolutely apt name for something which purpose is to silence, but I'll sidestep details like how a bow is 2meter+ ungainly piece of shit, how its ammo is fucking huge and extremely limited in carry capacity

Did you have anything else to add you dumb shit?
You think this is autism level detail?
this is surface level you dumbfuck.

Thanks for the cutey have a kitty in return.

Post more elf sluts.

>i have never seen a real gun, let it alone a supressor
Ask me how i know you are a child.

What's supposed to be wrong with her? She's pretty.

Besides her jaw, her browline and nasal bridge is also masculine, it juts out whereas asian women have feminine flat browlines and nasal bridges. That woman's cheekbones are also too pronounced and her actual cheeks are narrow and sucked in, like a corpse.

Impossible to tell with the caked on makeup, lighting, and repulsive and disgusting body mods.

But its likely she was pretty at one point.

That's not an elf.

Its funny you /k/ faggots cannot do anything just latch onto that single point.
Can you even think about anything more than a gun you murricunts?
You definitely sleep with one.

desu playing as a vampire terror/black knight, overly arrogant and aloof wizard or dick ass swindling jew rogue are the best ways to play

I know, but it's the closest thing I had off hand.

The only thing I can think that bows have over guns is stealth but even then they snap of bowstring can be fairly loud. Disregarding that a crossbow would still be superior to a bow.

it was zman who fired the shot

>not playing mmos to dress like a slut, masturbate to said slut and play another game afterwards

>thinking Eva green isnt attractive

homo sex

Eva Green is beautiful, you are just a virgin who faps to cartoons so you wouldnt know.

what happened?

>liking masculine looking women
>not liking the most feminine women, black women

Calling me a racist doesn't change reality.

Have you ever been to Detroit? Most black women look like men, and even the ones that aren't running around with a mop of pubes on their head are usually only okay at best.

>lasers that make "pew pew"
>variety
Kys.

>Impossible to tell with the caked on makeup, lighting, and repulsive and disgusting body mods.
.t KHV

Hey, I'm trying to eat here.

Got hit by a car and survived, other than being a >mfw no face meme, and needing eyedrops he's fine, his name is chase no face.

>.t
dumb american detected

That's a fucking shit tier black woman.

youtube.com/watch?v=LIRIQM9eXM0

You first, pussy. Enjoy your cling clang swords and whoosh whoosh magic missles lol

Have you ever seen a black woman's hair when straightened?

Even asians understand they're ugly, it's why so many of their actors go through plastic surgery to get white looking noses, and why hardly any of their animated characters look asian.

crossbow fires a lot slower than a bow but unlike a bow doesnt require a lot of training to use. Bow also isnt stealthy since it rarely takes someone out in a single shot, so when someone is shot he can easily notify people of your position.

are you blind

>six pack abs
>white girl hips, waist, legs, and ass
>long narrow torso indicating a long vagina

How come you white boys never like real ass black women?

He could have a fetish for east asians.

who is this juciy thing?

>weapons have to be realistic to use
Anyone who's played Lost Planet 2 knows how fucking awesome the laser lance is.

Yeah that's exactly what I was talking about with this line.
> even the ones that aren't running around with a mop of pubes on their head are usually only okay at best.

Getting your weave did doesn't make your face look any better.

>tfw galadriel will never step on your balls

Sci-fi is bound by the unfortunate idea that is science.

There comes a point where you start bending the rule that it breaks and you get Science Fantasy.

And when you have Science Fantasy, the idea that a big tittied elf with a bow is just as plausable and viable than the grimderp Space marine.

See: 40k where you have grimderp space marines on one side. And literal Elf Clowns on the other.

And the Space Marines are generally inferior to the elf clowns.

She looks fucking weird and her jaw is ridiculous.

>How come you white boys never like real ass black women?

Good taste, presumably.

>this cherry picking gaijin crap again

whites don't have smooth round faces or button noses. asians can always wear contacts. whites will always look like jaggy old people.

anime is asian

>And the Space Marines are generally inferior to the elf clowns.


Bullshit, space marines stomp eldar. Eldar/Dark Eldar are the weakest 40k faction.

Could they really not cast someone actually good looking?

Black women are only good if they're mixed with white.

>only bringing 5 arrows
>strapless top so boobs can easily fall out
>pointless amount of armour on shoulder while leaving the torso completely unprotected
>using a hip quiver with a loose belt that will definitely fall down as soon as she starts walking
>wearing heels

the fuck is with this design? i can appreciate elegant elvish design but this slut is just made to be fucked

Someone's upset they're not white.

More like your dick is too small for a black woman, no wonder you guys settle for weak ass elf girls lol

fuck elves

Incorrect.

Eldar are probably one of the most difficult enemies for Space Marines to face.

And Harlequins are some of the most bullshit fighters in the entire setting.

It takes dedicated Deathwatch Space Marines with years of Anti-Eldar training to be able to not get bullshitted by Harlequins.

You're a Cred Forums 40k babby though, so I know you'd understand.

that picture is inaccurate.

the arrow is on the wrong side of the bow.
how would the arrow get on that side of the bow while riding?

>attempt to argue that looking at a dude is gayer than looking at a woman
>look stupid
>stutter like a dumbass

>Eldar/Dark Eldar are the weakest 40k faction

>craftworld eldar
>some of the best tech
>most powerful psykers
>incredibly skilled soldiers
>immortal phoenix lords
>can do crazy shit like stick ghosts in a suit of armor

The only dudes who are regularly shown to kick Eldar ass are Tyranids and Necrons. And Tyranids still lose, they just kill lots of Eldar before they do.

Bwahahahaha you seen how fragile they are? Yeah they're like 8 feet tall and skinny as hell. Here's how you beat a harlequin in a fight. let him do all his fruity as flips and twirls and bends, wait for the right moment, and PUNCH HIS ASS OUT in his delicate eldar jaw.

Like this:
youtube.com/watch?v=sI9C7RrqTtM

>>six pack abs
If you're implying this is a bad thing in a woman, I warn you now, you are treading on dangerous territory.

>that face though
>don't have a specific fetish for faces
>tfw when I can deal with it.

I'd give it a shot.

Look at that art. That snooty eldar bitch is thinking "ugh, I have to stand near this useless smelly mon'keigh? how utterly disgraceful..."

He should backhand her ass.

I knew i wasnt the inly one

>a feature considered attractive on MEN by women
>a good thing on a woman

Yeah, I think you may have some questions about your sexuality...

>Lean in to punch the Harlequin
>He's already hit you because a Harlequin's Reaction time is in the nanoseconds.
>Your insides are turned to soup by the Harlequin's kiss that is stuck in your ribs.

Harlequin's can dodge Lascannons. They can dodge light weapons.

But of course, you don't know that because you're a Cred Forums grade retard.

Harlequins are to Eldar what Space Marines are to humans.

Keep copying fantasy in sci-fi and call it laserswords instead of swords and nanomachines instead of magic. Ask me how i know you love the taste of semen faggot.

putting the arrow on the left side of the bow to fire is significantly slower than firing from the right side, or vice versa if you're left handed, most people are dumbasses basing their understanding of military archery from movies or peacetime hobbyist archery where everyone nocks on the left because it's easier.

Women have muscles fyi

Let's see that harlequin dodge a fucking Orbital Strike.

>wants to point out variety and creativity in sci-fi
>posts a video full of laserguns and weapons influenced by modern guns

Kys.

>bringing up real life exmaples when GW writers can just bullshit them up
Harlequins are total bullshit. They have the highest DEX of the DEX-race. They know about the webway like nobody else and will appear when they want to strike. Eldar Solitaires are another level of bullshit, nobody actually knows how powerful they are because, aside from other Harlequins, nobody survived to tell.

Yes, underneath layers of fat. Women shouldn't have visible muscles. Look how wrong it looks.

Btw Eldar have no body fat, or close to none. That means their women can't have tits.

>>a feature considered attractive on MEN by women
>>a good thing on a woman
So too are long hair common between women, does that mean if a man has longer than average hair he's a faggot, or the women that like him are closet gays because long hair is "feminine"? Also see they have nearly the same muscles as men, they only cannot be as developed as in men.

>literally "if you like X in a woman you are gay"

This is a bad example user.

>expects people to be scared of fucking clowns
>sorry, sickdark clowns in space

They can.

They have Anti-Grav belts that give them bullshit flipping powers as well as being able to react and move so fast they're practically bullshit.

A Harlequin can and will slip into your house tickle your balls and be out of the basement window faster than you can blink.

Because they're literally the Apex of Bullshity Eldar Agility.

Yeah I remember when American troops in Iraq were armed with sludge launchers

Why do you think most Black Men have short hair and why Black Women hate long hair on men? Even the Bible says long hair on men is wrong and an abomination.

>Gets BTFO
>B-But sickdark

I'm sorry, but what exactly is sickdark about disco-clowns in space?

>Look how wrong it looks.

It looks wrong there because that picture sucks dick because you got it off of fucking deviant art, dumbass.

youtube.com/watch?v=XUsjeFNws84

This is a better one. No fantasy setting has weapons like these.

So jesus was an Abomination?

They are scary because of what they fight. Voluntary.

Clowns are the go to "look how scary and creepy this shit is" thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=OPdDdC4go6c

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Yapo.
Have fun bros!

>Even the Bible

Way to undermine any point you could've had into oblivion.

Jesus never had long hair. This is more accurate to how he looked.

bronze =/= brown

Yes, it does. Bronze skin is tan. Tan is light brown.

>Semitic Jew
>HE DAY BLACK MAN

First, the descriptor says his hair was WHITE LIKE WOOL, not that it WAS LIKE WOOL IN EVERY WAY.

Secondly. Bronzed skin usually refers to Arabians and Semites.

Thirdly, It was probably very likely jesus had long hair and a beard, as these are the signs of a learned man in ancient culture.

>he fell to that archery youtube vid meme

If it was light brown user, we'd call it light brown, but a bronze tan is bronze because it is not light brown, its white skin tanned bronze.

>turn any amount of firepower their way
>they fucking melt because 5+ invulns lol

I thought Craftworld Eldar were fragile, holy shit.

I was melting my friends army with basic necron warriors.

>Judge for yourselves: is it proper for a wife to pray to God with her head uncovered? Does not nature itself teach you that if a man wears long hair it is a disgrace for him, but if a woman has long hair, it is her glory? For her hair is given to her for a covering. If anyone is inclined to be contentious, we have no such practice, nor do the churches of God.
>If anyone is inclined to be contentious, we have no such practice, nor do the churches of God.
English is not my "native" language, and I have trouble understanding books like the bible due to their wording, but isn't it saying here, that if all of this about long hair has to cause conflict, then this tradition has no place between christians?

baka gaijins squabbling over bow or gun
superior bowgun is superior

>harlequins are fighting greater daemons
>meanwhile, grey knights go toe to toe with daemon primarchs

Get on my fucking level, xeno shits.

Glad you agree

Black people are so fucking stupid.

The surprise nipsnip is a great distraction

>Does not nature itself teach you that if a man wears long hair it is a disgrace for him,

How does nature teach people that men with long hair are a disgrace? This makes no sense, might as well say

>if ya got long hair n ur a guy ur a faggit

it's not black people, just the ones taking afrocentrics seriously

>implying she didn't dress like that TO BE fucked
It's common knowledge that elves have very low birth rates, she is obviously looking for the human cock to impregnate her.

She defeats her enemies by causing erections that incapacitate the enemy.

Would work on me.

I love elves!

I remember your autism about how your dev team choose fantasy instead of cyberpunk cancer. Do you have nothing else to do then shitpost this dumb shit all day long on Cred Forums day after day?

The joke is that Sylvannas would have lost to Trayvon because she's using a shitty ass bow and not a gat

Crossbows are so much better than bows that in medieval combat knights wanted them banned because they were "unsporting"

>cowtits
No, you like tits, that's all.

So you've proven you know what clowns are in the most basic-bitch meme fashion.

How about learning something beyond YouTube about what jesters or harlequins represent, before you try again.

Well I read a bit more about this, apparently the point of that part was Paul giving specific advice to the people of Corinth, at that time, and he wasn't actually saying it's disgraceful.
Also apparently, in "Numbers 6:1-5" it says:
>The LORD said to Moses, "Speak to the Israelites and say to them: If a man or woman wants to make a special vow, a vow of separation to the LORD as a Nazirite, he must abstain from wine and other fermented drink and must not drink vinegar made from wine or from other fermented drink. He must not drink grape juice or eat grapes or raisins.
>As long as he is a Nazirite, he must not eat anything that comes from the grapevine, not even the seeds or skins. During the entire period of his vow of separation no razor may be used on his head. He must be holy until the period of his separation to the LORD is over; he must let the hair of his head grow long.
So yeah. Not to mention the whole deal with Samson's strenght.

Why do asians always draw elves with the ears sticking way out to the sides like airplane wings? Western elves are drawn with proper elven ears, swooped back and pointed upwards.

>Implying elves can't have big tits or asses

On elves!

>The Harlequins have a performance that tells the tale of how the Masque once managed to infiltrate one of their Troupes, and entranced both the Troupe and the audience with her whirling spell. It was only when a Solitaire appeared that the spell was eventually broken; as the only Eldar able to impersonate "She-Who-Thirsts", the Solitaire was immune to the Masque's spell, and was able to match her move for move for six days and nights until the Masque finally faltered and missed a step. Horrified at this failure, the Masque fled, and she now seeks eternal revenge on the servants of Cegorach.
Come back when your precious Grey Knights can beat Slaanesh favorite deamonette in a dance-off.

Not sure about elves, but eldar are elves in space and have no bodyfat, so any art showing their women with breasts at all is flat out wrong. No bodyfat = flat as a board.

Reeeeeeeeeee

Breasts consist of glandular tissue too. Obvious example of this: Gynecomastia in men. This is also why there are many fat women with small/modest busts.

Women and white knights need to stop using fat == busty as an excuse to enable women to be lazy fatasses.

Banshees have visible tits.

I want to be her shota son and then get raped together with her.

>the females have breasts and hips

This art is flat out inaccurate to how they should look, see here:

>have a performance that tells the tale

So it's a bullshit fairytale like the rest of Eldar lore, other then them trying to cover up the fact that they degenerated so hard as a race, a chaos god was born. Come back when you do it in actual reality and with witnesses.

t. Armageddon

Once again this is false. It is perfectly feasible for a thin woman to have a naturally large bust much as it is perfectly feasible for a male with a hormone imbalance to accidently develop breasts even with low BF.

>expect a bait thread about fiction
>get a bait thread about race war

>grey knights take on the absolute baddest, top tier servants of the dark gods
>one was banished to the warp itself and kicked the shit out of the endless armies of chaos
>even burned down nurgles garden
>"but harlequins are really good at dancing!"

Ok bud.

Yes, the armor does, underneath they are flat.

Breasts are made of FAT. If a woman has no body fat, she has a flat chest, and a flat ass and weirdly muscular manly legs.

Judging from this pic, you only like the meme-porn version of them, that isn't slender, isn't graceful, has no pride, has no great warriors, no great deeds of the past, no great culture. I bet, aside from Legolas, you are not able to name one cool elf guy and why he's a cool guy.

You don't like elves, you don't even like the elf aesthetic, you just like japanese pornography.

>That means their women can't have tits.
You reek of virgin.

I think the source of that was the chaos daemon codex. So there is that.

Wrong. A thin woman with a large bust is skinnyfat and has a high bodyfat percentage that mostly goes to her breasts. Eldar have virtually no bodyfat, meaning their women cannot have tits or ass or hips. They would literally just be muscle with skin stretched over it.

Dancing is a skill and dancing against a one of the champions of Slaanesh is also a test of bravery and will.

Japanese elves!

Look up female fitness models/bodybuilders with very low bodyfat, they don't have tits, or if they do it's always implants that are very obvious. They have no hips or asses either.

In all fairness bringing up Draigo is a poor way of showing how badass GK's really are. Ward's wankery is bumfuck retarded.

>Slanted Eyes
Yeah, those gooks wish. Elves are round eyed people.

Women have higher BF percentage than men but tits aren't just fat. There are physically fit women with Ds and above. Sucks for the poor girls trying to run with those things but what can you do.

>dancing against a one of the champions of Slaanesh is also a test of bravery and will

Or you could just kill them by the hundreds.

But yeah, the dancing thing is fine I guess.

That's the hilarity of anime fans who claim to love elves. They only love fat titsack monsters with cow ears slapped on.

This is a more accurate anime elf, note the very slender body and no cow tits.

The dark eye is a german system and this is how they describe their elves.

human or bust

>not liking Draigo's antics
Kill yourself obvious-not-Daemon faggot.

Arrows and bullets bounce off a giant metal golem all the same, might as well infuse the arrows with magic to explode.

The Germans are wrong. As always.

No, they have slanted eyes, but not like asians. Think more like a reptile or bird.

>bringing up Draigo is a poor way of showing how badass GK's really are

A fair point.

Crowe is way cooler anyways.

...

It's unfortunate, because sometimes they can get them right and then they are really right. Elf is my favorite video game elf.

god dang it croatia

>I don't know shit about human anatomy

Note that the glandular tissue is simply pressed outwards on this rip as fuck dude. The only way to remove the glandular tissue is surgery. Note that these are men that accidentally developed glandular breast tissue due to hormone imbalance. Women can; and should, naturally develop this type of glandular breast growth.

Who cares about cucked krauts?

Not if they're cop killer bullets.

>those legs
Now help me locate my sides.

But on a woman it's just gonna look like guy pecs on her chest.

I bet you enjoyed turning sisters of battle into hats too, khornate scum.

Cause they are fucking weird.

sauce me up senpai

That's a female Eldar btw. Notice she doesn't have cow tits and giant hips like some rap video model.

I'm pretty sure that's a man.

WoW Elves are bad examples, their ears are way too long, no humanoid being would have ears like that, it's a liability.

>fight a blood elf or night elf
>swing my sword
>she ducks
>her ears get chopped in half

Completely depends on how much glandular tissue the female has. It is also extremely uncommon for a female; and most men, to have pectoral muscles as large as the guy posted.

That's fanart.

No, it's a female warlock from Ulthwe, named Arquellia

Of course they are weird. But fucking fantasy overall got mayor flaws everywhere. I still think those long ears are better than many Asian versions of elves that just look like shit.

>Liking muh girls only sekerit club
No fuck cunts of battle. Hope all of them have red rage and attract flocks of horny Khornate daemons.

>possessing such disdain for your fellow servants of the Emperor

You are not my brother in arms.

I could not find anything about that.

This is a male Eldar. It's from a novel released not too long ago.

Eldar dudes just look like (relatively) normal dudes.

Maybe the women look similar to human women. Maybe not.

>He should backhand her ass.
what's the toughness on that? any invuln?

>This art is flat out inaccurate to how they should look

>a piece of artwork that is literally from the Eldar codex is not accurate

I mean I'm not sure just how stupid one person can possibly be.

Yeah, that's Eldrad. Why is GW so inconsistent when it comes to their Eldar art? I think this one here is official and she looks pretty normal to me. At least the eyes are different.

>what's the toughness on that?

3

>any invuln?

Nope.

Don't bother, he's literally autistic. Goes in every single elf thread and spergs about eldar like this. Even on Cred Forums.

GW gets it wrong sometimes. This art is more accurate.

>curvy hips
>breasts

WRONG

>He should backhand her ass.

Maybe he doesn't because he likes living.

>Yeah, that's Eldrad

>8000 years ago, he still looked like an smug prick

I'd say its consistent.

>GW gets it wrong sometimes
>but I always get it right

Nope. What they say goes.

Get over it.

This is the most accurate depiction of a female dark eldar, so anyone else posting art so far is off by a mile.

See He'll now just post his fanart from Deviantart and go full denial over it.

Don't know user, why would let banshees run around with those shapely breasts, wide hips and SYLPH asses? Are they trying to trick the enemy? If they don't have those, why do they put them on their armor?

>not the FUCKING RAILGUN

Senpai...

Looks like bad art.

Name me ONE game where you can be both an elf with a bow and a high-tech super soldier.

Preferably one that allows you to fight alongside one another.

Shadowrun? Also League of Cancer.

That age old questions anons...

And guess what? Gun Users shit on elves and bow users:

>Lucian and Jhin and Graves shit all over Ashe, Janna, and Vayne

Rape.

Battleborne

Lucian and Graves were shit compared to Vayne back when I was playing. I dunno who is Jhin.

Old and tired memes.

DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE PURE AND INNOCENT RACE THAT ARE ELVES!

They're higher tier now, Lucian can shit on all adcs. Jhin is a newer adc who uses a reload mechanic, but can literally kill shit in like 2 hits lategame and has an ult that lets him snipe people from down an entire lane

Right. It's not rape if it's an elf.

Upvoted, well memed my friend.

>t. buttblasted knifears

.t fucking retard

Oh, I guess the OFFICIAL GW ART is wrong right?

Is this the new "you mad?" Soemthing you can mindlessly throw around to grant you automatic win? Let's try:
>t. gay faggot that loves to slurp nigger dicks

>t. upset newfag

You wouldnt hurt or desecrate this innocent face now would you user?

It's not rape if it's an elf.

Isn't this fun, this high culture of discussion?
>t. retarded fucktard

Another memester! Wow, I have to screenscape this thread and post it on reddit!

But it's not. They're not human so it's not murder.

Why are you so upset you shitty little man?

>Replying to every elf rape post
>Being this ass blasted over it

Knife Ear DETECTED!

>Nova
>a elf
Do you have brain damage or are you just naturally retarded?

I found a picture of you.

Why did you post a demon in this elf thread?

>you didnt get your way when making a game
>bitch about those types of people on Cred Forums
I hope that game is critically acclaimed for its art direction just to you can shut the fuck up about your shit taste

>muh dark cobblestone hallways that all looks the same are better than a forest
fuck off fag

I want to BE one of Houtengeki's elves.

She would desecrate her own face herself the moment I showed her my cock.

She has pointed ears. She's a goddamn elf.

Now if only her speeches didn't make me want to choke a bitch.

You mean gritty rain soaked streets with neon signs. Not cobblestone. Fucking idiot, do you even know cyberpunk?

Elves must have lost almost all of their identity if this is the only thing that defines an elf.

>tfw you'll never be a houtengeki anything

I was thinking with my dick, m'lord.

Would you save our Elf Goddess Queen Cred Forums?

Left or right?

Left: Cool onee-san
Right: Ara-ara onee-san

enough to know that it all looks the same,
also its good to know I was able to figure out that the butthurt game dev fag was behind this thread.

I have a critical weakness for ara-ara.

As long as her pussy is as much uptight as she herself I don't mind

bring more

She did nothing wrong.

Sourke?

not necessarily better. but a crossbow lets mr. peasant farmer easily kill mr. armored knight.
Meanwhile you won't even be able to fire a military bow(too weak, proper bows take a lot of strength)

The ONLY regret is she didn't have more screen time,1 episode was sad considering she was the HOTTEST of them all

What I dislike about the episode is that the animation style changed in the last episode. I really liked the animation in the 3 first episodes. It was still fappable though.