>there are people who would actually rather play as this in a video game >they'd actually would want to play as some prissy uptight elf with an archaic weapon >instead of a badass futuristic soldier with high powered guns that can shoot through anything and blow shit up
Fantasy fans have no imagination or taste at all whatsoever.
bows are a retarded weapon and guns pretty much completely replaced them. i blame hunger games for people thinking bows are worth using
Jonathan Lopez
>Fags rather self-insert themselves as a woman being disgraced and dominated by the much stronger races >B-but i only stare at their asses I-I'm not g-gay
Christian Walker
what?
Elijah Walker
I find sci-fi so unconvincingly thought out, especially in vidya games that I'll always prefer fantasy, where "lol magic" works better for suspension of disbelief.
With that said I'd be that elven archer IRL and get myself stuffed with as much cock as humanly NO, elvenly possible, which is probably a lot more than what humans can take.
Kayden Long
>soldier with guns >imagination nyuhhh wha?
Michael Harris
Guns make bows obsolete. Bows take too long to load and reload, arrows are too large compared to bullets and harder to make, and bows are way too easy to break. Also they're too big, you can hide a gun easily, good luck conceal carrying a damn bow.
Nolan Thomas
hey idiot not every single game is set in modern times moron
Jaxon Hughes
>but recoverable ammo
Actually though its not that the weapon is dumb, its that the games with both bows AND guns are.
Nathaniel Thomas
>a badass futuristic soldier with high powered guns
Do you know how many games there are where I can play as that?
A fucking million.
Jace Mitchell
Games like WoW have characters with guns, so bow users are extra stupid. Sylvanas Windrunner is a retard to use a bow and not a gun.
>mfw even trayvon martin could have iced this bitch before she could get a single arrow off
Elijah Carter
Christ, what a shit fucking design. Is she a hooker or an archer?
Tyler Moore
>an elven whore with a bow
Do you know how many games there are where I can play as that?
Way too fucking many.
Luke Foster
early guns were decidedly inferior to bows guns and bows coexisted for hundreds of years
Lincoln James
Hooker would imply that she takes money for it.
Jacob Lopez
Clearly he is not talking about frontloading muskets considering what he described.
Dylan Peterson
>disgraced and dominated >not affectionate and passionate loving
Shame you can only get off to degenerate shit and assume everyone is the same.
Dylan Gutierrez
Wow has frontloaded muskets so he is most decidedly talking about them
Asher Anderson
...
Samuel Hall
>not RPing a regular grunt even in fantasy settings
>14:44:44 Quints of truth.
Chase Carter
Nobody mentioned WoW in my conversation user.
If he said what he said with WoW in mind theres nothing to discuss because its entirely retarded.
Jaxon Bailey
only one of the weapons in that picture looks like it could shoot straight if those were my options I'd take a bow any day
Nolan Brown
I want to play as this and go around raping human women at my leisure.
Jonathan Martin
name the not crpg/bioware/mmo examples
Wyatt Adams
Does she have a dick?
Cameron Campbell
Finding elves attractive makes you a degenerate. They have ears like cows and deer. That's close to being furry.
Austin Brown
Name the not cod/bioware/battlefield examples where I get to play as a badass soldier with a gun in the future. Oh wait, most the games out have fantasy shit...
Nolan Jackson
Her snake serves as a strapon.
Cameron Lewis
at least one of you is using WoW as an example for 2 separate posts now so I am entirely justified
and a LOT of games not only can but should have both bows and guns
and even in modern day games bows still have the advantage of being largely silent (do not even try to bring up a suppressor, that shit is not silent what so ever)
Zachary Long
They also have flawless, naturally devoid of hair bodies. Close but no cigar.
Dylan Harris
Elf ears are cute, you imbecile.
Carson Reyes
That's no fun.
Benjamin Diaz
When you compare elves to other fantasy races they are more appealing, not even an argument to declare them shitty and archaic in their own setting by comparing them to an entirely different setting.
Thomas Scott
>please don't try to bring up points against me, I base my shit on WoW of all things on realistic weaponry and I will not be challanged on my points.
Go sneaking around with a 2 meter long bow on you you fuck, silencers are called what they are because they do their job.
Matthew Baker
It's the typical Cred Forums kindergarten style of arguing. Two people debate about tanks versus gunships and a cunt shows up and brings up Demonbane.
Wyatt Reyes
>Going into combat with blood thirsty monsters expecting love and passion >Likely dressed like a slut exposing cleavage and and thighs for easy access Only thing you're going to get is being pinned on your back while Orcs gang-bang you and force their spunk down your gullet and all your other orifices
Robert Hughes
So do native american and asian women, and unlike elves they don't have ANIMAL EARS
Aiden Hall
>silencers actually silencing the gun
Joseph Ortiz
No wonder you're so stupid since all of your fantasy experience seems to be Cred Forums memes and exhentai garbage.
Tyler Cooper
Know what else have pointy ears?
Animals Demons
Think about that.
Ian Anderson
well there's one person her pretending to be retarded and thinking its trolling anyone
its kinda cute actually, reminds me of older times
Adam Peterson
But those have animal eyes.
Jordan Robinson
Both asians and natives are shit though for a great variety of other reasons. And asian women have absolutely abhorrent pubic hair, you cretin.
Adam Adams
More likely than finding someone going on any kind of a mission with a bow in 2016.
Matthew Morales
Meant for
Matthew Myers
>Demons Only japanese demons, and elves surpassed them in ears. And there is nothing wrong with animals.
Jaxson Lee
We are animals user. And also the only thing that could be called a demon too.
Adrian Hughes
You racist son of a...
How? They have all the good features of elves and none of the bad:
>look too close to caucasian people(brow ridges, long narrow noses, pasty skin, etc.) >obscenely arrogant and think they're superior to everyone >refuse to advance technologically, they're luddites
Kevin Harris
Just let him shitpost in peace, at least he's getting a kick out of it.
James Cruz
Wtf I love hunters now
Carter Hernandez
>he doesnt want to play as an elf
Aiden Gonzalez
Wolfslayer is GOTY rifle
Brayden Thomas
I'll give you soft skin, and nothing else. Eternally young caucasians with a touch of exotic looks sound a lot better. I'd be with them and I'd be arrogant too since in most cases they/we are indeed superior.
Who needs tech when you have magic and also live forever.
Carter Ramirez
sauce me up senpai
Logan Evans
>big titty hentai elves Thouse are the worst, though.
Carson Hall
Gib me da poosy b0ss
poosy means sauce
Isaiah Rodriguez
>/k/fags mad their gun porn is not universally fapped to Fuck off. Guns are the worst thing that happened in the history of warfare. No skill. No finesse. Just point and kill.
Carson Mitchell
Elves have tits and a face that looks more like a person's than a fish.
Leo Brown
Daughter-elfslut needs to be flatter, I need my variety.
Hunter Lewis
Elves ARE demons. Look at those cruel predatory eyes, like a shark.
Joseph Gray
Binary Domain. Crysis Halo Killzone DOOM Destiny
Shall I keep going?
Grayson Cruz
>Wolfslayer Sniper Rifle
If I had a hunter that's what I'd use for my transmog.
Gavin Baker
>tons of games about frail elves shooting from trees >no games about the GOAT archers in history
Gavin Rodriguez
>implying I don't like demons
Colton Cruz
How the fuck do asians look like fish?
Zachary Perry
>Wolfslayer >Not the simple yet strong bear hunter
Colton Davis
>obscenely arrogant
They aren't obscenely arrogant, they just see the bigger picture while lesser races blow their lives away warring over idiotic reasons.
>look too close to caucasian people
Since when is that a bad thing? It's objectively the most well balanced and developed skull type.
>refuse to advance technologically
You wouldn't need to advance technologically if you had no reason to, since you can warp to the other side of the world with magic bullshit and think your enemies to die.
Samuel Lee
Sure thing, bruv
Xavier Scott
Bows are perfect for stealth though.
>B-But muh Silencers They're called suppressors, and those doesn't completely silence a gun's noise.
Nicholas Gonzalez
>Since when is that a bad thing? It's objectively the most well balanced and developed skull type.
Yeah, if you like your women to have masculine facial features. Like this woman here.
Camden Taylor
>fantasy fans have no imagination >unlike muh SPESS MEHREENS
Colton Ortiz
is this "fantasy is shit wah wah" shitposter going to make this stupid thread every single day?
Anthony Adams
>some shit actor has a manface, that means all caucasian women do
Nice argument.
Jacob Barnes
That's just hollywood pushing their gay shit.
Lucas Gonzalez
Yeah that must be why sci fi settings have tons of crazy weapons and fantasy shit like dark souls has the same cliche boring weapons fantasy games all have, like katanas, zweihanders, staves, and daggers.
Bentley Campbell
>waaaah stop liking what i dont like! Dont cry babyboy, momma gonna buy you the 285th iteration of call of duty so you can feel like a tacticool future robot soldier like halo.
Julian Sullivan
The only white women with feminine faces have asian dna. Russian women for instance. Black women even have more feminine features than white women.
Lincoln Brooks
not him but I love Binary Domain though, I've got a huge boner for Asimov and Blade runner
Noah Morris
Space marine is a very romantic fantasy, its like being a criminal and joining french foreign legion and traveling across a fucking desert to defend useless fort against Algerian sand fucking shits.
Angel Ross
You're just mad this guy would fucking destroy your pansy ass slutty elven archer bitches.
Andrew Reyes
>no imagination went into this
lol fuck you
Hunter Price
>Russian women >Black women
So white niggers and niggers. Nice one.
Adam Reed
>sci fi settings have tons of crazy weapons >the same swords and guns you see everywhere but these ones are laser
Daniel Torres
So we should start posting pudgy-pig faced asians which is like the most common face they have?
Also asians age like fucking milk and you want to attribute them to a race that looks 22 and beautiful at the age of 1500?
Ian Harris
Last time I read this shit it was about cars and horses, in relation to Red Dead Redemption and GTA. Is this your copypasta template, user?
Ayden Williams
I wouldn't hate the pants on head retarded design of WoW, if it wasn't for the fact every retard dev and their mother tried to copy it for their mmo/online game of whatever genre There are maybe 2 guns there that look like they would actually shoot something in a proper way
Jayden Clark
>i play ROLE PLAYING GAMES so i can play myself. user, roleplaying doesnt means the game has swords, dragons and a levelsystem. You are supposed to play someone else, because there are not fat looser virgins as a race.
Evan Lee
Problem with 40k always was that you don't know where the satire begins and where deviant art tier DONUSTEEL ends
Michael Young
Elven women look more masculine than asian women due to the caucasoidal features. Asians are more neotenous.
Carter Nguyen
>Black women even have more feminine features
lmao
most black women look like men
Wyatt Adams
The first suppressor was named the maxim silencer, I think it's safe to say the terms are interchangeable.
Aaron Evans
>because there are not fat looser virgins as a race.
Pandarens.
Noah Jackson
That means nothing. Asian "beauty" is the product of inbreeding you retarded fuck, if you think inbreeding promotes the best features you seriously need to re-educate yourself.
Isaac Lee
eeeh
Sebastian Perry
You mean ranged weapons in general
Luis Brooks
Racist...
Charles Hall
Both of those women are beautiful though. Also not sure why you're biased towards elves, they have slanted eyes too.
Julian King
Tell me one masculine feature you see on that face >You will respond "the jaw"
William Jenkins
>this is Cred Forums's ideal woman
Zachary Thomas
>Both of those women are beautiful though
Gavin Baker
>silencer Hollywood myth. It's a suppressor and it doesn't do much without subsonic rounds
You are trying to bait with autism level detail but don't even know your shit
Nicholas Flores
remove the piercings and give her a better haircut and she's attractive Tongue is a bonus.
Carson Thomas
>hurr durr I'll keep talking about silencers which is by the way an absolutely apt name for something which purpose is to silence, but I'll sidestep details like how a bow is 2meter+ ungainly piece of shit, how its ammo is fucking huge and extremely limited in carry capacity
Did you have anything else to add you dumb shit? You think this is autism level detail? this is surface level you dumbfuck.
Brody Stewart
Thanks for the cutey have a kitty in return.
Parker Bell
Post more elf sluts.
Isaac Wood
>i have never seen a real gun, let it alone a supressor Ask me how i know you are a child.
Adam Garcia
What's supposed to be wrong with her? She's pretty.
Besides her jaw, her browline and nasal bridge is also masculine, it juts out whereas asian women have feminine flat browlines and nasal bridges. That woman's cheekbones are also too pronounced and her actual cheeks are narrow and sucked in, like a corpse.
Ryan Walker
Impossible to tell with the caked on makeup, lighting, and repulsive and disgusting body mods.
But its likely she was pretty at one point.
Owen Foster
That's not an elf.
Gabriel Brown
Its funny you /k/ faggots cannot do anything just latch onto that single point. Can you even think about anything more than a gun you murricunts? You definitely sleep with one.
Liam Robinson
desu playing as a vampire terror/black knight, overly arrogant and aloof wizard or dick ass swindling jew rogue are the best ways to play
Adrian Rodriguez
I know, but it's the closest thing I had off hand.
Jayden Rogers
The only thing I can think that bows have over guns is stealth but even then they snap of bowstring can be fairly loud. Disregarding that a crossbow would still be superior to a bow.
Owen James
it was zman who fired the shot
Isaiah Cox
>not playing mmos to dress like a slut, masturbate to said slut and play another game afterwards
Jonathan Howard
>thinking Eva green isnt attractive
homo sex
Isaac Perez
Eva Green is beautiful, you are just a virgin who faps to cartoons so you wouldnt know.
Carson Harris
what happened?
Thomas Nguyen
>liking masculine looking women >not liking the most feminine women, black women
Caleb Cox
Calling me a racist doesn't change reality.
Have you ever been to Detroit? Most black women look like men, and even the ones that aren't running around with a mop of pubes on their head are usually only okay at best.
Jonathan Carter
>lasers that make "pew pew" >variety Kys.
Robert Moore
>Impossible to tell with the caked on makeup, lighting, and repulsive and disgusting body mods. .t KHV
Julian Parker
Hey, I'm trying to eat here.
Nicholas Miller
Got hit by a car and survived, other than being a >mfw no face meme, and needing eyedrops he's fine, his name is chase no face.
You first, pussy. Enjoy your cling clang swords and whoosh whoosh magic missles lol
Kayden Evans
Have you ever seen a black woman's hair when straightened?
Gavin Evans
Even asians understand they're ugly, it's why so many of their actors go through plastic surgery to get white looking noses, and why hardly any of their animated characters look asian.
Juan Butler
crossbow fires a lot slower than a bow but unlike a bow doesnt require a lot of training to use. Bow also isnt stealthy since it rarely takes someone out in a single shot, so when someone is shot he can easily notify people of your position.
Isaiah Butler
are you blind
Angel Stewart
>six pack abs >white girl hips, waist, legs, and ass >long narrow torso indicating a long vagina
How come you white boys never like real ass black women?
Leo Evans
He could have a fetish for east asians.
Kevin Evans
who is this juciy thing?
James Watson
>weapons have to be realistic to use Anyone who's played Lost Planet 2 knows how fucking awesome the laser lance is.
Sebastian Gutierrez
Yeah that's exactly what I was talking about with this line. > even the ones that aren't running around with a mop of pubes on their head are usually only okay at best.
Getting your weave did doesn't make your face look any better.
Michael Hughes
>tfw galadriel will never step on your balls
Angel Sullivan
Sci-fi is bound by the unfortunate idea that is science.
There comes a point where you start bending the rule that it breaks and you get Science Fantasy.
And when you have Science Fantasy, the idea that a big tittied elf with a bow is just as plausable and viable than the grimderp Space marine.
See: 40k where you have grimderp space marines on one side. And literal Elf Clowns on the other.
And the Space Marines are generally inferior to the elf clowns.
Jaxson Jenkins
She looks fucking weird and her jaw is ridiculous.
Nathan Reed
>How come you white boys never like real ass black women?
Good taste, presumably.
Justin Collins
>this cherry picking gaijin crap again
whites don't have smooth round faces or button noses. asians can always wear contacts. whites will always look like jaggy old people.
anime is asian
Sebastian Gonzalez
>And the Space Marines are generally inferior to the elf clowns.
Bullshit, space marines stomp eldar. Eldar/Dark Eldar are the weakest 40k faction.
Lucas Thomas
Could they really not cast someone actually good looking?
James Martinez
Black women are only good if they're mixed with white.
Easton Reyes
>only bringing 5 arrows >strapless top so boobs can easily fall out >pointless amount of armour on shoulder while leaving the torso completely unprotected >using a hip quiver with a loose belt that will definitely fall down as soon as she starts walking >wearing heels
the fuck is with this design? i can appreciate elegant elvish design but this slut is just made to be fucked
Benjamin Brooks
Someone's upset they're not white.
James Harris
More like your dick is too small for a black woman, no wonder you guys settle for weak ass elf girls lol
Jace Johnson
fuck elves
Elijah Perez
Incorrect.
Eldar are probably one of the most difficult enemies for Space Marines to face.
And Harlequins are some of the most bullshit fighters in the entire setting.
It takes dedicated Deathwatch Space Marines with years of Anti-Eldar training to be able to not get bullshitted by Harlequins.
You're a Cred Forums 40k babby though, so I know you'd understand.
Jaxson Baker
that picture is inaccurate.
the arrow is on the wrong side of the bow. how would the arrow get on that side of the bow while riding?
Nathaniel Rogers
>attempt to argue that looking at a dude is gayer than looking at a woman >look stupid >stutter like a dumbass
Jonathan Barnes
>Eldar/Dark Eldar are the weakest 40k faction
>craftworld eldar >some of the best tech >most powerful psykers >incredibly skilled soldiers >immortal phoenix lords >can do crazy shit like stick ghosts in a suit of armor
The only dudes who are regularly shown to kick Eldar ass are Tyranids and Necrons. And Tyranids still lose, they just kill lots of Eldar before they do.
Carter Brooks
Bwahahahaha you seen how fragile they are? Yeah they're like 8 feet tall and skinny as hell. Here's how you beat a harlequin in a fight. let him do all his fruity as flips and twirls and bends, wait for the right moment, and PUNCH HIS ASS OUT in his delicate eldar jaw.
>>six pack abs If you're implying this is a bad thing in a woman, I warn you now, you are treading on dangerous territory.
Jordan Clark
>that face though >don't have a specific fetish for faces >tfw when I can deal with it.
I'd give it a shot.
James Barnes
Look at that art. That snooty eldar bitch is thinking "ugh, I have to stand near this useless smelly mon'keigh? how utterly disgraceful..."
He should backhand her ass.
William Sanchez
I knew i wasnt the inly one
Adam Nguyen
>a feature considered attractive on MEN by women >a good thing on a woman
Yeah, I think you may have some questions about your sexuality...
Easton Cox
>Lean in to punch the Harlequin >He's already hit you because a Harlequin's Reaction time is in the nanoseconds. >Your insides are turned to soup by the Harlequin's kiss that is stuck in your ribs.
Harlequin's can dodge Lascannons. They can dodge light weapons.
But of course, you don't know that because you're a Cred Forums grade retard.
Harlequins are to Eldar what Space Marines are to humans.
Jack Bennett
Keep copying fantasy in sci-fi and call it laserswords instead of swords and nanomachines instead of magic. Ask me how i know you love the taste of semen faggot.
Jackson Smith
putting the arrow on the left side of the bow to fire is significantly slower than firing from the right side, or vice versa if you're left handed, most people are dumbasses basing their understanding of military archery from movies or peacetime hobbyist archery where everyone nocks on the left because it's easier.
James Thomas
Women have muscles fyi
Hudson Murphy
Let's see that harlequin dodge a fucking Orbital Strike.
Andrew Evans
>wants to point out variety and creativity in sci-fi >posts a video full of laserguns and weapons influenced by modern guns
Kys.
Gabriel Mitchell
>bringing up real life exmaples when GW writers can just bullshit them up Harlequins are total bullshit. They have the highest DEX of the DEX-race. They know about the webway like nobody else and will appear when they want to strike. Eldar Solitaires are another level of bullshit, nobody actually knows how powerful they are because, aside from other Harlequins, nobody survived to tell.
Julian Rivera
Yes, underneath layers of fat. Women shouldn't have visible muscles. Look how wrong it looks.
Btw Eldar have no body fat, or close to none. That means their women can't have tits.
Mason Lewis
>>a feature considered attractive on MEN by women >>a good thing on a woman So too are long hair common between women, does that mean if a man has longer than average hair he's a faggot, or the women that like him are closet gays because long hair is "feminine"? Also see they have nearly the same muscles as men, they only cannot be as developed as in men.
>literally "if you like X in a woman you are gay"
James Butler
This is a bad example user.
Lincoln Ramirez
>expects people to be scared of fucking clowns >sorry, sickdark clowns in space
Dominic White
They can.
They have Anti-Grav belts that give them bullshit flipping powers as well as being able to react and move so fast they're practically bullshit.
A Harlequin can and will slip into your house tickle your balls and be out of the basement window faster than you can blink.
Because they're literally the Apex of Bullshity Eldar Agility.
Jack Perry
Yeah I remember when American troops in Iraq were armed with sludge launchers
Josiah Bennett
Why do you think most Black Men have short hair and why Black Women hate long hair on men? Even the Bible says long hair on men is wrong and an abomination.
Nathan Powell
>Gets BTFO >B-But sickdark
I'm sorry, but what exactly is sickdark about disco-clowns in space?
Thomas Baker
>Look how wrong it looks.
It looks wrong there because that picture sucks dick because you got it off of fucking deviant art, dumbass.
Way to undermine any point you could've had into oblivion.
Levi Reyes
Jesus never had long hair. This is more accurate to how he looked.
David Green
bronze =/= brown
Joseph Cruz
Yes, it does. Bronze skin is tan. Tan is light brown.
Landon Williams
>Semitic Jew >HE DAY BLACK MAN
First, the descriptor says his hair was WHITE LIKE WOOL, not that it WAS LIKE WOOL IN EVERY WAY.
Secondly. Bronzed skin usually refers to Arabians and Semites.
Thirdly, It was probably very likely jesus had long hair and a beard, as these are the signs of a learned man in ancient culture.
Kayden Young
>he fell to that archery youtube vid meme
Joshua Hernandez
If it was light brown user, we'd call it light brown, but a bronze tan is bronze because it is not light brown, its white skin tanned bronze.
Aaron Robinson
>turn any amount of firepower their way >they fucking melt because 5+ invulns lol
I thought Craftworld Eldar were fragile, holy shit.
I was melting my friends army with basic necron warriors.
Jayden Richardson
>Judge for yourselves: is it proper for a wife to pray to God with her head uncovered? Does not nature itself teach you that if a man wears long hair it is a disgrace for him, but if a woman has long hair, it is her glory? For her hair is given to her for a covering. If anyone is inclined to be contentious, we have no such practice, nor do the churches of God. >If anyone is inclined to be contentious, we have no such practice, nor do the churches of God. English is not my "native" language, and I have trouble understanding books like the bible due to their wording, but isn't it saying here, that if all of this about long hair has to cause conflict, then this tradition has no place between christians?
Isaiah Williams
baka gaijins squabbling over bow or gun superior bowgun is superior
William Cruz
>harlequins are fighting greater daemons >meanwhile, grey knights go toe to toe with daemon primarchs
Get on my fucking level, xeno shits.
Landon Nelson
Glad you agree
Justin Gray
Black people are so fucking stupid.
Robert Scott
The surprise nipsnip is a great distraction
James Cruz
>Does not nature itself teach you that if a man wears long hair it is a disgrace for him,
How does nature teach people that men with long hair are a disgrace? This makes no sense, might as well say
>if ya got long hair n ur a guy ur a faggit
Jackson Torres
it's not black people, just the ones taking afrocentrics seriously
Evan Rogers
>implying she didn't dress like that TO BE fucked It's common knowledge that elves have very low birth rates, she is obviously looking for the human cock to impregnate her.
Christian Stewart
She defeats her enemies by causing erections that incapacitate the enemy.
Would work on me.
Jason Johnson
I love elves!
Zachary Cooper
I remember your autism about how your dev team choose fantasy instead of cyberpunk cancer. Do you have nothing else to do then shitpost this dumb shit all day long on Cred Forums day after day?
Ian Wright
The joke is that Sylvannas would have lost to Trayvon because she's using a shitty ass bow and not a gat
Ayden Price
Crossbows are so much better than bows that in medieval combat knights wanted them banned because they were "unsporting"
Jose Bennett
>cowtits No, you like tits, that's all.
Justin Harris
So you've proven you know what clowns are in the most basic-bitch meme fashion.
How about learning something beyond YouTube about what jesters or harlequins represent, before you try again.
Hunter Kelly
Well I read a bit more about this, apparently the point of that part was Paul giving specific advice to the people of Corinth, at that time, and he wasn't actually saying it's disgraceful. Also apparently, in "Numbers 6:1-5" it says: >The LORD said to Moses, "Speak to the Israelites and say to them: If a man or woman wants to make a special vow, a vow of separation to the LORD as a Nazirite, he must abstain from wine and other fermented drink and must not drink vinegar made from wine or from other fermented drink. He must not drink grape juice or eat grapes or raisins. >As long as he is a Nazirite, he must not eat anything that comes from the grapevine, not even the seeds or skins. During the entire period of his vow of separation no razor may be used on his head. He must be holy until the period of his separation to the LORD is over; he must let the hair of his head grow long. So yeah. Not to mention the whole deal with Samson's strenght.
Tyler Nelson
Why do asians always draw elves with the ears sticking way out to the sides like airplane wings? Western elves are drawn with proper elven ears, swooped back and pointed upwards.
Levi Cruz
>Implying elves can't have big tits or asses
Lucas Carter
On elves!
Nathan Parker
>The Harlequins have a performance that tells the tale of how the Masque once managed to infiltrate one of their Troupes, and entranced both the Troupe and the audience with her whirling spell. It was only when a Solitaire appeared that the spell was eventually broken; as the only Eldar able to impersonate "She-Who-Thirsts", the Solitaire was immune to the Masque's spell, and was able to match her move for move for six days and nights until the Masque finally faltered and missed a step. Horrified at this failure, the Masque fled, and she now seeks eternal revenge on the servants of Cegorach. Come back when your precious Grey Knights can beat Slaanesh favorite deamonette in a dance-off.
Daniel Lee
Not sure about elves, but eldar are elves in space and have no bodyfat, so any art showing their women with breasts at all is flat out wrong. No bodyfat = flat as a board.
Carter Flores
Reeeeeeeeeee
Brayden Powell
Breasts consist of glandular tissue too. Obvious example of this: Gynecomastia in men. This is also why there are many fat women with small/modest busts.
Women and white knights need to stop using fat == busty as an excuse to enable women to be lazy fatasses.
Parker Johnson
Banshees have visible tits.
Nolan Edwards
I want to be her shota son and then get raped together with her.
Jordan Morales
>the females have breasts and hips
This art is flat out inaccurate to how they should look, see here:
Brandon Martin
>have a performance that tells the tale
So it's a bullshit fairytale like the rest of Eldar lore, other then them trying to cover up the fact that they degenerated so hard as a race, a chaos god was born. Come back when you do it in actual reality and with witnesses.
t. Armageddon
Isaiah Brown
Once again this is false. It is perfectly feasible for a thin woman to have a naturally large bust much as it is perfectly feasible for a male with a hormone imbalance to accidently develop breasts even with low BF.
Luis Harris
>expect a bait thread about fiction >get a bait thread about race war
Leo Lee
>grey knights take on the absolute baddest, top tier servants of the dark gods >one was banished to the warp itself and kicked the shit out of the endless armies of chaos >even burned down nurgles garden >"but harlequins are really good at dancing!"
Ok bud.
Joshua Jones
Yes, the armor does, underneath they are flat.
Breasts are made of FAT. If a woman has no body fat, she has a flat chest, and a flat ass and weirdly muscular manly legs.
Juan Martinez
Judging from this pic, you only like the meme-porn version of them, that isn't slender, isn't graceful, has no pride, has no great warriors, no great deeds of the past, no great culture. I bet, aside from Legolas, you are not able to name one cool elf guy and why he's a cool guy.
You don't like elves, you don't even like the elf aesthetic, you just like japanese pornography.
Jeremiah Wright
>That means their women can't have tits. You reek of virgin.
Joshua Richardson
I think the source of that was the chaos daemon codex. So there is that.
Jayden Brooks
Wrong. A thin woman with a large bust is skinnyfat and has a high bodyfat percentage that mostly goes to her breasts. Eldar have virtually no bodyfat, meaning their women cannot have tits or ass or hips. They would literally just be muscle with skin stretched over it.
Ryder Reyes
Dancing is a skill and dancing against a one of the champions of Slaanesh is also a test of bravery and will.
Grayson Peterson
Japanese elves!
Tyler Hall
Look up female fitness models/bodybuilders with very low bodyfat, they don't have tits, or if they do it's always implants that are very obvious. They have no hips or asses either.
Owen Gomez
In all fairness bringing up Draigo is a poor way of showing how badass GK's really are. Ward's wankery is bumfuck retarded.
Ian Butler
>Slanted Eyes Yeah, those gooks wish. Elves are round eyed people.
Hudson Murphy
Women have higher BF percentage than men but tits aren't just fat. There are physically fit women with Ds and above. Sucks for the poor girls trying to run with those things but what can you do.
Angel Nelson
>dancing against a one of the champions of Slaanesh is also a test of bravery and will
Or you could just kill them by the hundreds.
But yeah, the dancing thing is fine I guess.
Brody Garcia
That's the hilarity of anime fans who claim to love elves. They only love fat titsack monsters with cow ears slapped on.
This is a more accurate anime elf, note the very slender body and no cow tits.
Dominic Sanchez
The dark eye is a german system and this is how they describe their elves.
Arrows and bullets bounce off a giant metal golem all the same, might as well infuse the arrows with magic to explode.
Chase Butler
The Germans are wrong. As always.
Elijah Davis
No, they have slanted eyes, but not like asians. Think more like a reptile or bird.
Levi Gray
>bringing up Draigo is a poor way of showing how badass GK's really are
A fair point.
Crowe is way cooler anyways.
Chase Brooks
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Gabriel Johnson
It's unfortunate, because sometimes they can get them right and then they are really right. Elf is my favorite video game elf.
Kevin Ramirez
god dang it croatia
Cooper Bennett
>I don't know shit about human anatomy
Note that the glandular tissue is simply pressed outwards on this rip as fuck dude. The only way to remove the glandular tissue is surgery. Note that these are men that accidentally developed glandular breast tissue due to hormone imbalance. Women can; and should, naturally develop this type of glandular breast growth.
Ryan Bailey
Who cares about cucked krauts?
Parker Sanders
Not if they're cop killer bullets.
James Peterson
>those legs Now help me locate my sides.
Jayden Taylor
But on a woman it's just gonna look like guy pecs on her chest.
Dominic Hughes
I bet you enjoyed turning sisters of battle into hats too, khornate scum.
Lincoln Baker
Cause they are fucking weird.
David Roberts
sauce me up senpai
Henry Johnson
That's a female Eldar btw. Notice she doesn't have cow tits and giant hips like some rap video model.
Jeremiah Reyes
I'm pretty sure that's a man.
Jordan Wood
WoW Elves are bad examples, their ears are way too long, no humanoid being would have ears like that, it's a liability.
>fight a blood elf or night elf >swing my sword >she ducks >her ears get chopped in half
Parker Gutierrez
Completely depends on how much glandular tissue the female has. It is also extremely uncommon for a female; and most men, to have pectoral muscles as large as the guy posted.
Ryder Collins
That's fanart.
Christopher Thomas
No, it's a female warlock from Ulthwe, named Arquellia
Jaxon Morgan
Of course they are weird. But fucking fantasy overall got mayor flaws everywhere. I still think those long ears are better than many Asian versions of elves that just look like shit.
Caleb Morales
>Liking muh girls only sekerit club No fuck cunts of battle. Hope all of them have red rage and attract flocks of horny Khornate daemons.
Elijah Evans
>possessing such disdain for your fellow servants of the Emperor
You are not my brother in arms.
Eli Long
I could not find anything about that.
Adam Sanchez
This is a male Eldar. It's from a novel released not too long ago.
Eldar dudes just look like (relatively) normal dudes.
Maybe the women look similar to human women. Maybe not.
Austin Hughes
>He should backhand her ass. what's the toughness on that? any invuln?
David Edwards
>This art is flat out inaccurate to how they should look
>a piece of artwork that is literally from the Eldar codex is not accurate
I mean I'm not sure just how stupid one person can possibly be.
Henry Jackson
Yeah, that's Eldrad. Why is GW so inconsistent when it comes to their Eldar art? I think this one here is official and she looks pretty normal to me. At least the eyes are different.
Jackson Ramirez
>what's the toughness on that?
3
>any invuln?
Nope.
Alexander Carter
Don't bother, he's literally autistic. Goes in every single elf thread and spergs about eldar like this. Even on Cred Forums.
Zachary Nelson
GW gets it wrong sometimes. This art is more accurate.
Bentley Murphy
>curvy hips >breasts
WRONG
Hudson Richardson
>He should backhand her ass.
Maybe he doesn't because he likes living.
Colton Bailey
>Yeah, that's Eldrad
>8000 years ago, he still looked like an smug prick
I'd say its consistent.
Easton Bell
>GW gets it wrong sometimes >but I always get it right
Nope. What they say goes.
Get over it.
Hudson Perry
This is the most accurate depiction of a female dark eldar, so anyone else posting art so far is off by a mile.
Kayden Jones
See He'll now just post his fanart from Deviantart and go full denial over it.
James Rodriguez
Don't know user, why would let banshees run around with those shapely breasts, wide hips and SYLPH asses? Are they trying to trick the enemy? If they don't have those, why do they put them on their armor?
Thomas Baker
>not the FUCKING RAILGUN
Senpai...
Noah Barnes
Looks like bad art.
Eli Davis
Name me ONE game where you can be both an elf with a bow and a high-tech super soldier.
Preferably one that allows you to fight alongside one another.
Alexander Reyes
Shadowrun? Also League of Cancer.
Tyler Miller
That age old questions anons...
Cameron Perez
And guess what? Gun Users shit on elves and bow users:
>Lucian and Jhin and Graves shit all over Ashe, Janna, and Vayne
Lincoln Gutierrez
Rape.
Austin Peterson
Battleborne
Thomas Foster
Lucian and Graves were shit compared to Vayne back when I was playing. I dunno who is Jhin.
Mason Harris
Old and tired memes.
Austin Russell
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE PURE AND INNOCENT RACE THAT ARE ELVES!
Julian Butler
They're higher tier now, Lucian can shit on all adcs. Jhin is a newer adc who uses a reload mechanic, but can literally kill shit in like 2 hits lategame and has an ult that lets him snipe people from down an entire lane
Brayden Garcia
Right. It's not rape if it's an elf.
Kevin Scott
Upvoted, well memed my friend.
Andrew Morris
>t. buttblasted knifears
Carson Hall
.t fucking retard
Juan Rodriguez
Oh, I guess the OFFICIAL GW ART is wrong right?
John Stewart
Is this the new "you mad?" Soemthing you can mindlessly throw around to grant you automatic win? Let's try: >t. gay faggot that loves to slurp nigger dicks
Blake Nelson
>t. upset newfag
Christopher Thompson
You wouldnt hurt or desecrate this innocent face now would you user?
Levi Taylor
It's not rape if it's an elf.
Jordan Anderson
Isn't this fun, this high culture of discussion? >t. retarded fucktard
Another memester! Wow, I have to screenscape this thread and post it on reddit!
William Green
But it's not. They're not human so it's not murder.
Ryan Ross
Why are you so upset you shitty little man?
Sebastian Sanchez
>Replying to every elf rape post >Being this ass blasted over it
Knife Ear DETECTED!
Brody Richardson
>Nova >a elf Do you have brain damage or are you just naturally retarded?
Zachary Lee
I found a picture of you.
Christian Murphy
Why did you post a demon in this elf thread?
Lucas Hernandez
>you didnt get your way when making a game >bitch about those types of people on Cred Forums I hope that game is critically acclaimed for its art direction just to you can shut the fuck up about your shit taste
>muh dark cobblestone hallways that all looks the same are better than a forest fuck off fag
Jeremiah Murphy
I want to BE one of Houtengeki's elves.
Xavier Moore
She would desecrate her own face herself the moment I showed her my cock.
Joseph Lee
She has pointed ears. She's a goddamn elf.
Ethan Anderson
Now if only her speeches didn't make me want to choke a bitch.
Lucas Phillips
You mean gritty rain soaked streets with neon signs. Not cobblestone. Fucking idiot, do you even know cyberpunk?
Jaxon Ward
Elves must have lost almost all of their identity if this is the only thing that defines an elf.
Jace Gomez
>tfw you'll never be a houtengeki anything
Jonathan Cook
I was thinking with my dick, m'lord.
Isaac Watson
Would you save our Elf Goddess Queen Cred Forums?
Jose Price
Left or right?
Left: Cool onee-san Right: Ara-ara onee-san
Matthew Cruz
enough to know that it all looks the same, also its good to know I was able to figure out that the butthurt game dev fag was behind this thread.
Ryder Roberts
I have a critical weakness for ara-ara.
Adam Nelson
As long as her pussy is as much uptight as she herself I don't mind
bring more
Nolan Bennett
She did nothing wrong.
William Garcia
Sourke?
Adam Rodriguez
not necessarily better. but a crossbow lets mr. peasant farmer easily kill mr. armored knight. Meanwhile you won't even be able to fire a military bow(too weak, proper bows take a lot of strength)
Bentley Martin
The ONLY regret is she didn't have more screen time,1 episode was sad considering she was the HOTTEST of them all
Hunter Reed
What I dislike about the episode is that the animation style changed in the last episode. I really liked the animation in the 3 first episodes. It was still fappable though.