(male)

(male)

haha

Haha

No, it's you who are stupid. Just use your brain.

He "lays" eggs not after sex, but after eating his enemies. In other words, he shits them out. Are you male? Don't you shit? It's just that in the cartoony Nintendo universe dinasaurs shit colourful eggs. But these eggs are not for procreation, they are just dookies that look like eggs.

Then he throws his shit at enemies, which also quite a lot of animals do, which includes higher apes, which includes humans (pictured).

I want to smell those stinky feet haha

yeah me too just to see what its like im curious haha do you think theyre ticklish haha

stop this

its just for a laugh haha like playing pretend am i right haha

haha stop it

haha

Yeah Yoshi is really ticklish I want to tickle him till he pees! haha

haha ;)

does anyone else want to wrap yoshi in permanent tape haha

i want to keep him under my bed foreverially haha with permanent foreverial nonunbindable tape to i can sniff his eggs whenever haha

I want to rub yoshis little tail and then maybe kiss it idk just for good luck hehe :]

haha, sorry if it ofends you I just thought it was a funny thing haha

I want to stick my penis in his butt haha

Could you guys stop laughing? Bestiality isn't funny.

haha

haha

go on

In my head cannon Yoshi is a born female, trans male. Birdo is the opposite, born male trans female.

Anyone has the original picture of the haha poster?

in super mario world he shits out food
those same eggs however can be found in special stages holding baby yoshis