TOMMY VERCETTI? HUH SHIT NEVER THOUGH THEY'D LET HIM OUT

TOMMY VERCETTI? HUH SHIT NEVER THOUGH THEY'D LET HIM OUT

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he kept his head down

I take it he was agreeable?

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>YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCH (You're out of Time!)

I'LL GET YOU YOUR MONEY
SONNY
DON'T YOU WORRY

I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second, and fate shovels shit in my face!

OH YES

What did he mean by this?

People will remember him soon enough

I

I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT

Daily reminder that GTA 5 should've been set in Vice city instead of san shitreas

i need to replay this game

Always reminds me of the late great Patrice O'Neal

Orrahh Orahh Orah Vieraa

GRANT? YOU'LL NEVER GET HIM OUT OF MONTANA.

SO TAKE

Have you ever enjoyed the experience of looking at the world from a glider? It's a profound experience that I have found VERY INTERESTING. Of course, it's not a cheap pastime, but I think if we have learnt anything
by now, it's that money is a GOOD THING - only the people without it complain.

Anyway, I digress, and as a great man once told me, nobody likes a wordsmith. Let's get to the record!

He's basically Patrice voiced by NFL Hall-of-Famer Laurence Taylor.

There are two kinds of people. Those who donate to pastor richard's salvation statue and degenerates that don't.

I JUST LOVE THE BATTER, ALL OVER MY FACE

VC still has the best radio.

Is Vice City Stories any good? I see a lot of fans of VC on Cred Forums, but never have I heard anyone even mention VCS.

>psp game

inherently shit

Hmmm, nice bike.

God yes. The Talk Radio stations still fucking make my sides ache.

>"Thanks guys! Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Pressing Issues on VCPR. That's Vice City Public Radio. Radio which gives people exactly what they want: High quality educational programming about serious topics and the consistent reminder that this world is going to hell in a handbasket if you don't give us money."

It's kind of meh.

Should have been Partice voiced as Patrice.....
Agreed tho

I never owned these games growing up. Im playing 3 and VC atm on PC. Theyre ok. Pretty impressive for how old they were. I wonder why they cant pump them out like they used to?

Official GTA spin-off ranking

CTW>VCS>LCS

it means she's your mom.

CTW is shit. Only better than the gameboy GTA.

youtube.com/watch?v=a7ZPSxHgKmw

Was this the best trailer song out of all the GTAs?

>you will never be 12 again
How is there not a drug or something that can simulate your childish brain yet?

>dat nose

Good job R*

THIS IS THE LAST DANCE....FOR LANCE VANCE!

Go get some sleep.

>Get home from school, start up the PS2 & Vice City
>Pause the game and go to the radio section & just listen to the games music while you do something else

What're you gonna do?

Pretty good trailer desu:
youtu.be/Ejon93PmXAg

>not playing vidya exclusively under the influence of the devil's lettuce

>tfw had like 5 copies of VC because my PS2 kept destroying them

I still have no idea why it broke them, but I really loved the game back then

I'll drop by your office tomorrow and we can start sorting this mess out.

vice city remake fucking when???

Damn is it just me or is the nwriting and voice work in Rockstar games always way ahead of it's time?
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That's because you played it on ds instead of the superior psp version you fucking loser.

It might've been a PS2 that came from a bad batch or something, because a friend of mine went through the same deal on San Andreas.

It really was.

TBoGT is literally the Vice City sequel we'll never get
>when the nostalgia kicks in
www.youtube.com/watch?v=atha8XPhkuQ&app=desktop&persist_app=1

It's leagues ahead of LCS, at least. Overall it's alright, although the story is weak. Vic is Niko times ten; he's a good boy who diddn du nuffin while he drives on the sidewalk, throwing molotovs out the window, his hijacking "passenger" screaming for their life.

It means 12 year old me was about to spill a lot of seeds.

I think I'm past half the game, is there really no sim element from the original VC or even SA aside from the whole empire thing? I mean I can even enter the mall but guys can't even give you food anymore.

did a while ago, it aged pretty bad. I didnt make it to mid game

Adam please go back to streaming 3/VC ;_;

shit, i went the same route once and succeeded, i was like fuck it, its worth a try

I don't think so. They give you some variety in the missions sometimes, the empire bit, and a couple of minigames, but that's really about it.

Candy, Mercedes, or one of Diaz's "Twins" that were all over the marketing for VC user?

f-fug

didnt see that one coming

>You'll never be 16 years old playing VC for the first time again

>how's the sun tan?
>I ain't got no sun tan
>well you ain't got my money either
best line

I was 8 when I first played VC

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Why does Vice City have the best Radio DJs?

>"I was losing myself in the music there for a moment, forgive me, It just hits me so hard sometimes like a massive bit or masionary flying from a high building, or something, or a truck driving over your foot ya know? Powerful like a dream you go to work naked. Lets take a break while I recompose myself. Remember too much emotion is always a good thing."

he killed himself

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Better GTA.

VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR

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I remember how excited 13 year old me was seeing the vice city trailers

God I was never that excited about anything ever again, I used to replay the teaser trailer just to listen to the music like 15 times

LOVE FIST FURY

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LOVE FIST RUINED MOI LOIF

I got goosebumps

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Take your baby by the hand

>tfw you're cruising through Vice City and your favorite song comes on the radio

Is there a better feel?

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a real human being

ywn make mission for that based pastior

yeah its,
>when you see your favorite car, jack it, your song is on

Tommy Vercetti is an inocent man!

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Best character

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My favourite song og GTA3

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I was 12 when this god tier game came out, too young to appreciate the top tier writing, music or movie references

fuck, makes me so mad, this also looked so fucking good for the time, still has the unique almost SFIV cartoony look

only hope I have is for R* to make GTA 6 in Vice City and in the 80's again, and the chances for that are to say the least slim

Is that black guy ok?

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he did?

that sucks

i really liked his streams

Literally who and why he killed himself

>You will never live in 70s-80s miami

>you will never live in the eye of a drug and gun hurricane
I'm fine with that

Not true.
Gameplay and setting are still great,what makes VC worth playing.

>Be younger me.
>Playing Vice City.
>Almost beat the entire game.
>Decide to mess around with cheat codes and activate pedestrians right and pedestrians always have guns.
>Chaos in the streets.
>Accidentally fuck up by saving my game.
>The cheats are permanently in the game with no way to turn them off.

rip

MAKE HER DO A HIGH HANDSTAND

ALL THE BUNNIES ARE STABBING EACH OTHER!

THIS IS YOUR LAST DANCE LANCE VANCE

What is this? is this pulse?

JOSIE'S ON A VACATION FAR AWAY

*pedestrians riot

I really wanna replay this but why the fuck does the m+kb suck so much? The mouse sensitivity has no consistency and it plays like ass with an controller (as in nowhere near how it played on the ps2).

Hepl

who ASPIRINE, PROFESSIONALTOOLS and ONSPEED here?

fuck was LEAVEMEALONE the 0 wanted stars cheat? or was that san andreas

What did he mean by this

EH HE GOT A BLADE

What did he MEEEEEEEAAAAAAAN by this

DICKHEADS ! DICKHEADS EVERWHERE YO

>tfw mp3station mods never work
I just want my custom 80's jamz

Certain Death

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Mmmmm nice bike!

explain

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it was LEAVEMEALONE
san andreas of AEZAKMI

but you gotta GETTHEREFAST

internet and gaming industry killed good video games

>gettherefast
>getthereveryfast
>gettherereallyfast
Chuckled for a motherucker once I found out about that

Sabre Turbo still a best though.

why are they dressed funny

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he was a man of peace, living in a quit farm in North Dakota
ti'll one day
ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE

>sabre turbo engine sound

KNIFE AFTER DARK

rated r for retarded

VCS is better than Vice City

I can't point my finger on why, but it's shit.

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OH SWEET JESUS, I WASTED MY LIFE AND MY LOOKS!

TIM

THEY'VE GOT YOUR WIFE!

BUT I'M NOT MARRIED!

YOU ARE NOW

TO AMERICA

What is the worst mission in VC?

MAYNE YOU THE MAIN MAYNE

The one where you have to race that fat fuck for the heist mission

I still have trouble with the RC heli with pc controls

The mission where you blow up the building with the toy helicopter

Not because I find it hard. Because it's fucking boring.

>he instantly dies anyway

Worst story mission or just mission in general?

I actually got the controls of that thing pretty quick. Fuck the RC Plane though.

Yeah, that's how I felt about it too. It was just tedious.

Why not both?

Death Row. Fuck that shit I died so many times.

Story mission

Really, you fucking nigger? It's the easiest shit to control.
10 buttons 6 fingers.

ice cream truck shit
"boy i sure love afking only to have to escape the cops in a shitty van so i can afk some more"
that fucking glitched hat always bugged the hell out of me

I don't know what it is, dude. Like I soldier through it but there's something about my dumb brain that makes me flail the helicopter like it's attached by chain to an invisible scotsman

BEEEEEG GOHONEEEES
Rebind your keys, makes the RC missions infinitely easier. I personally used the numpad for helicopter controls

>Rebind your keys
well I guess I'm just fucking retarded. Why did I never try this.

Graphics and physics went too far, resulting in colossal and bloated dev teams being needed to get anything done. These bloated teams resulted in astronomical budgets and clusterfucks, killing willingness to experiment or goof around.

Other problems include who was attracted when video games became mainstream. Soulless corporate suits, Hollywood and literature rejects, plebs in general, etc. People who never cared about making good games and still don't, just those who want more money, to inflate their egos, or push agendas.

yeah, it's called weed, dude

you misaligned your QPUs.

putting greenface images here is very offensive bro, not cool