Barely beat friend in game

>barely beat friend in game
>compliments me

suck his dick

Do you say "You too"?

>barely beat friend in game
>he let's me give him a blowjob

>just barely lose on purpose to friend in game
>compliments them

Can I get that blowjob?

this never happens, feelsbadman

>lose to friend
>he takes your ass

>lose to friend
>have to suck his dick as per arrangement while dressed in a skirt

>raid night
>have to spent 3 hours under the desk so he can focus

Only if you beat me in a game

That ending was fucking garbage

>best girl didn't win
salty.

>play fighting game with a friend
>loser has to suck the winner
>match keeps taking forever as neither of us are attacking

You've got to swallow if I win then!

> friend beats my ass in fighting game
> complements me

>friend wins half your matches even though he's not using an essential mechanic (dodging in Smash)

Man, that took the wind out of my sails.

>he's so bad you can't even lose on purpose

After 5 draws

Ok bro i got to home.

>queers
>lethal injection

Pick two

This

>play fighting game with friend
>loser has to suck the winner's dick
>beat him easily
>friend gets angry and overpowers me, making me deepthroat his dick until his cock cream coats the inside of my throat

Anyone else hate it when their friend is a bitch about losing?

can i pick queers and queers?