Is there a canonical reason she's so fucking fat? How is a fatty supposed to do platforming?

Is there a canonical reason she's so fucking fat? How is a fatty supposed to do platforming?

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WHY DOES SHE JIGGLE IF SHE'S MADE OF METAL?

What is this shit you are showing me?

Sex metal nigger

Shitty design work that's why

She's half human.
the good half amirite fellas uhuhuhuh

A video game screenshot user

What game is this

made me laugh

We already told you, it's a screenshot, not a game.

New Portal game.

she's HEALTHY

>call shilling on any videogame thread
>but not on the actual shilling thread for a crap game because LE THICC MEME

When did you realize Cred Forums is the bottom of the barrel?

>half human
>the only apparently robotic parts are her arms and neck/head

a screenshot of fucking what

Haydee

I want to berry my face in Haydee's fat thighs

Ahahah fucking nigger faggot tried to make post

thank you

Looks shit

how can it be shilling if all these fags are doing is pirate the game anyway?

> Shilling

Haven't even played it yet. The only torrents I've found on Piratebay searching Haydee are porn videos

shill thread # 1284. this shit is more annoying than stardew valley shilling

I want to pirate that robot then cum on it

Apparently you're gonna have to wait

She's not fat, though. She's the very definition of THICC.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how hard would you give Haydee the mating press?

>When did you realize Cred Forums is the bottom of the barrel?

Like 10 years ago.

>toned arms and legs
>no protruding belly
>zero fat rolls
>tight waist

>fat

Post robutt or close thread.

What emotion is this reaction image supposed to convey?

my dick in your ass

haydee.booru.org/

disbelief at the currently unfolding circumstances. In this case, the poster is attempting to convey his disbelief that anyone would consider a robot with toned arms and legs, a tight waist, no protruding belly, and zero fat rolls as "fat".

He's right, of course.

>Sex In Her Ass

This game is obvious fucking trash, but considering the vapid otakus that pollute this shitty imageboard with "nepnep" threads, they'll buy it just because of a sexy woman.

God, I fucking hate you all.

How do you know it's trash? Have you played the demo?

>make game with LE THICK XD meme fatass character
>Cred Forums loves it

I didnt know this shithole could go deeper

The game has no depth outside of half-assed puzzles. The only perk of this garbage is that it gets your dong hard, and apparently weeaboos will throw money at that kind of shit.

You can tell from the trailer alone that the gameplay is shallow, despite the devs trying to play it up in the Steam description

>"Haydee" is a hardcore old-style metroidvania mixed with modern-day third person shooter and platformer mechanics. As well as a sexy character.

They're not even trying to hide it.

CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP IT IN ONE THREAD?

I didn't hear a yes or a no.
You could've just said no.