Pick up your favorite game

>Pick up your favorite game
>Start a new save
>Let the first enemy you see kill you/force game over
>Describe or post the name of the enemy
>Other's guess what game you are playing

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A homeless guy possessed by noises that have been killing crows

A retarded trash can with a red eye.

Condemned 2

Correct, how about a biker outside a bar

Is that one of the donkey Kong games

No. It's a PS1 game, and it has a sequel.

>D'OH!

Crazy russian man in a suit sliced me up with a knife

GUH HUH

It's a Goomba.
Good luck guessing.

Hotline Miami.

Braindead spaniard low class farmer with a mexican accent

A turtle

A insignificant insect that tries to act cool and take you on.

RE4

A bunch of demons raid a store and kill a shirtless guy

No one will get this

An NSF terrorist

Excuse me, sir?

Hobo demon zombies attacking your unnamed store.

Nier?

A burping, drunk guard just beat my ass.

An exploding space station.
Bonus hint: The first enemy you meet is scripted to not kill you.

RE4?

Mine:
>A stupid black and white dinosaur that only serves as a meat outlet.

Thief, maybe?

Stage Hazard: You can sink in quick sand if you're DSP

Enemy: A Russian that just saw his friend get stung by hornets

A strangely aggressive snake

Yes
Also, fuck those guys forever

Devil May Cry 3

MGS3

Earthbound

Super Metroid

Correct.

Uninvited guests crashed my pizza party.

a giant lizardman and his buddy getting offended that I called him a lizard.

I got fucked, stud

Your pirate/thief leader disguised as a monster.

3 blobs of darkness attacking in turns.

...

Fuck no idea bro

An emaciated angel-bird with a gold face

A giant vulture that can't fly.

Mother 3?

FF9

Corruption Of Champs

FF Tactics Advance

...

Yes

Gahndi.

DING DING DING

" was turned into a pile of flesh by >Green Slime ."

if you're referring to Civ then you're wrong. Ghandi doesn't kill you until late game

Correct.

You can't get killed during the snow fight?

A pair of spelunkers shoot my ass dead over an old bridge underneath a castle.

two guys sexier than your woman companion

a bipedal, humanoid, naked, pulsating creature that rams its deformed 'head' into your knees.

Stick with the prod

a jellyfish

Pussy Frenchman

Nobody? What if I said the motorcycle level was tough as fuck due to the controls

See if you can get this one.
>BUH-BUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH!

A zombie covered in blood

A dog named Cheese Legs

A boar in a wheat field.

crump-a-bomb'd

Silent Hill 3?

I would say God Hand but I know they're not the first enemies of the game

Some Terminator game?

A bunch of soldiers from the rival kingdom disturbs you while you were sleeping after having a rough FFM sex

Some guard who wants whiskey and cigars.

A flying police cruiser.

A car with legs shoots lightning and missles at you

Yes!

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Assassins in Morocco

Who is?

A pixie

LISA

T2 on SNES


I got killed by a little cyan blob that looked happier than I'll ever be.

Yeah the shitty snes one gg

aye

A black guy in a white shirt and blue jeans. Not technically an enemy, just an NPC, but is hostile if you attack.

Yeah nailed it

One last explosion marks your fate as your ship is torn apart.

AC Brotherhood

...

Executed alongside my friends because I couldn't solve a murder

A crippled space pirate inside of a burning station.

It looks like you and it dies before it can even get you to half health.

Not what I had in mind, but I guess that could work

chefs with guns

Better hint, you fight him after being nagged at by an old bitch.

Metroid Prime?

Too easy, huh?

Werewolf.

Were there enemies in the station on Super? This has to be Prime 1.

yup

Drug addict graffiti artists

Temmy Vermicetti's Bizarre Adventure

Nah Super only had Ridley on the station. It is Prime 1.

yessir

A whole group of the undead, some who are on fire.

Resident Evil 2

Some faggot with a blue turtle inside of a lab.

A black blob with swords holding a mask

this made me happy
an online player hiding outside my apt front door kills me during the exit apt cutscene

Yep.

a zombie eats you

An Ossetian rebel in the Caucusus Mountains kills my entire squad.

Some infected dude clobbered me with his hands in a couple of hits.

A crew of thugs attacking a cop close to a statue.

not Timmy Vermicelli

A rat

A fucking RAT

The quote was supposed to be a meme arrow.

>not Timmy Vermicelli

A bat killed me before I could fight back.

Sure am glad I saved already.

but the first enemy on baffords manor is the gate guards

i dont remember if they're hostile though

Pokémon red or blue

Dragon Age Origins human origin
Or
Fallout 1

war never changes

some shitty bandit hit me 3 times

Some frog breaks my heart

But you're right, that's what Gene mutters to himself after turning around from Olivia

Super mario?

Nice job.

a very tiny purple mushroom lookalike

Nah he's clearly referring to New Super Mario Bros

A member of a sect that rejects and does battle against the typical norms of the society you've just been thrust into that night. Described as a "mindless-bloodthirsty-asshole".

Dead island?

Nikola 358252 soldier of the the Soviet Union, armed with a rifle, a bottle of vodka and a bottle of vodka on fire which he used to burn a german tank to death.

this was in skirmish

Two different games, any guesses?

Nuclear Throne

A Minotaur of colossal proportions

Shadow of the Colossus

Dwarf Fortress

Two MP.

A walking ball with pointy ears.

A series of various colored orbs riding along a track going down and towards the screen.

Undertale.

Blinky got me.

terraria

Some retard in striped pajamas going BUHUHUHUHUHU

rockman legends?

3 Green, stylized frogs attack you. Naming them may make it way too easy to guess. For the informed.

...

Another hint. It has a lot of slow motion
Another hint. You catch a guy having dinner with a goat

How do I kill myself if I cant die?

You just die before you get killed.

An angry child kills me for invading his playground

>I got killed by a little cyan blob that looked happier than I'll ever be.
Dragon Quest.

Correct

A crying demon child

!

Game Over

Some Metal Gear?

Literal dolls that shoot you in a plane.

A wall of death.
It's not One Way Heroics

A fucking scrub trying to fight for his sandnigger home

i ran out of force clears and could not raise the row's score high enough

Alright lost my patience. Max payne
No one lives forever

Mystery Chronicle One Way Heroics.

Two goblins slowly beat a nameless man to death in a forest.

Inside?

you're correct.

Nope.

>A gnoll comes into view. It is wielding a spear.

>metroid prime
>posts other m suit
Heresy.

A very tiny thing in a yellow hard hat with a pickaxe

WoW then

Stood up and a knight came sprinting down the stairs to destroyme

The World Ends With You
Top quality taste user

It's not that either.
Nor is it OWH+.
Hint: It features dinosaurs.

A small orange creature that jumps into you.

Dangit Grandpa

Dinorun?

A bunch of ghosts. They are dirty.

But people die when they're killed... if you die before you're killed, does that make you unkillable?

Blasted in the face with a sawed off by a drunk Ukrainian

Yes.

Yep, nailed it.

I got fucked up by a couple of Pit Frogs.

Correct

STALKER

Knocked the fuck out by a frenchman

I dont have a pic of non-Other M Samus doing that pose unfortunately. I must repent to the big metal ball in a tube in the sky.

>Getting mad that a superior design was posted
Kek

Megaman, Battle Network maybe?

>Does that make you unkillable?

Yes. Though still vulnerable to death.

A fucked up bat flies thru a window and kills you.

Dammit.

Yep it was mmbn3

Do they even attack you? I thought they only attacked the horse which seems to be invincible

a big ass cockroach

It looks like a rock but it's actually a giant enemy crab

Morrowind.

ME2?

Oh really? I was thinking of the twin bosses.

Walk in through and get hacked to pieces by an angry native with an axe.

"Uh, sir?"

Fallout 3.

The first ones you can fight back against, 3 midgets multicolored midgets with big triangles on their backs.

ANSWER ME MOTHERFUCKERS!
A FUCKED UP LOOKIN BAT!
FLIES THRU A WINDOW!
AND FUCKING KILLS YOU!

RE4 ez.

Punch Out, could be any of them though

Got nibbled to death by a purple dinosaur.

You can't, You can kill Mewt if everyone targets him and he doesn't dodge once, but they won't target you.

Silent Hill 3.

A zombie

a br

HEUHEUEHUEHUEHu

No, it was

Nope

Manstah Hantah?

a dark pupper

A FUCKING BAT!

...

I ran up some stairs and got blasted in the head with a shotgun.

A pink slug

...

depending on the definition of "enemy," either a bottomless pit or a little triangular drill

Booty clapper with a big ol' hammer

deadly combination...

desu I had to go get killed by a boar past the town to make it count, every single enemy before doesn't attack you ever

Fuck. Zelda?

yessiree

Little doll looking things slashing at your legs in a dark alleyway

Yea.

But which one?

A bald dude with a shotgun.

Come on guys this is easy.
Hint.
It happens in a restaurant.

(or just regular doom)

Some faggot with a pipe who injects himself with a red syrup he probably stole from some creepy little grill that's protected by a diver who she calls daddy

A robot that lives on another robot

i only just got here but is it silent hill?

yes.
Now
A bat flies into you and kills you!
This shits simple.

Bingo

A bank.

That's obviously Metal Gear Solid: The Phantom Pain

PAYDAY 2?

A guard with that's to retarded and has to short of an attention span to be trusted with a full sized sword and instead is equipped with a fun sized retard proof one.

A blue fella with a table cloth draped over him and a silly white hat raised his arms real high then bumped me to death.

A completely normal Man

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAT MAN

An Elf in green armor with a Scarab Beetle for a shield

Nothing. I can't die or get a game over.

Gone Home

any free to play online game

Fuck was it that obvious?

Big ass undead ass lookin ass dragon

Since I know none of you faggots will guess this I'll give you hints
The enemy is wearing hoodie+Cap and has a pistol and is holding a civilian hostage
1.Its a shooter
2.The game was released in the last two years

Demon's Crest?

A fat fuck with a huge hammer

battletoads

Booty clapper with a big ol' hammer
Cmonn why wont anyone get this

A single red bullet shot from a tank.

Zelda

Dark Soles

Some shmup.

Lots of angels in a graveyard.

Yeah man

Bayonetta

one good thing about DSP is he reveals some TECHNOLOGY that a normal player would never experience

Correct.

...

Obviously Banjo

there's a werewolf in the clinic

Yeah, but which?

Metal Sluggaru

correct

>Nightmare
Singing robot, not a cat.

>Hurt Me Plenty
Silver points dispenser, allegedly has metal joints

Raiden? Dodonpachi?

A zombie.

It's research.

dmc3

A short little fucker huffing cow farts

Two guards employed by an electric and power company, just trying to do their job

A rather large Golden robot slaps my ass and I die.

you can die to gato?

And it's either black or dark grey.

A Peruvian separatist protecting a hardcore revolutionary preaching information warfare as the only realistic means to achieve revolution in modern society.

Persona 3

A group of xenophobic Zealots who cast curses and want to enslave/purge Southerners in order to expand their empire.

BUH! BUH-HUH-HUH! BUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH!

the dog wouldn't sign my petition

>my favorite game doesn't have any enemies in it

alright mister man, time to beat this freak of the week

Yeah, it's a lot easier in a hardmode patch but you can in vanilla as well.

You win good sir. let me sing for you the song of my people.

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No way you freaking pinko.

>Dodonpachi
You got it.

Nice, have a lolibachi for your troubles.

World of warcraft

Ya got me

You could say he was a rather Shy Guy.

Enemies can't kill you in my favorite game though, all they do is take away five seconds from the timer if they hit you.

Call of Duty, and I bet it's with rockets

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING
Postal 2, by the way.

some bloody, bald, naked dude. he grabs you and its tough to get away.

Nice guess, but nope.

Gregory Horror Show?

>rockman legends
That's not even a real game. It's either Megaman Legends or Rockman Dash

Small animal with only two legs and a big ass mouth with two sharp teeth who is "MERELY PRETENDING"

Punch Out

Super mario world

A fairy shoots me down.

>Implying anyone plays Touhou

Touhou

ok that sounds pretty good.

Two of them:

1) A fucking giant-ass rock blows me the fuck up

2) A weird crystal-shaped thing just wants to talk, but then blows me the fuck up

Xenoblade Chronicles?

a puppet with a scythe

Had to do the second enemy type. Technically the first enemy was one that can't possibly kill me because they die on contact with me.
He was armed, but nearly dead.

a talking bug

Kirby?

Mh?

wrong

BoI

DMC 3?

Gravity or an Italian with a Kar98k.

A blue car holding a sword.

Medal of Honor: Airborne?

An emaciated alien with a wrist mounted weapon

Yes.
Surprisingly.

a fucking deer.

oblivion

Lets go out and get some chocolate milkshakes.

NOOOOOOOO

A flying head with helicopter blades.

dark souls?

Winter

A bee, it's a fucking bee.

Vampiric wine connisour burns me to death with fireballs after breaking into his house.

Castlevania

A zombie slaps the shit out of you and your pals after waking up from your nap in class

A fucking two-legged red robo-gun shoots the character and it keeps shooting it even when the character is already dead.

SoTN specifically but yeah, you're right.

black goo with a shitty blue theater mask waving his arms around like a inflatable noodle man

...

a group of gnolls that captured little timmy
bloodborne

Megaman?

Yes.

Japanese style ghost of American small town folk.

Being a Goomba was a thankless deed in the King of Koopa's army. Ferdinand knew this very well. Of course there are physical limitations the goombas suffered, but they never told you any of the other hurdles you faced. They never told you the biased all the higher ups held against anyone that was fungi, or anyone that couldn't wear a shell. They never mentioned the myriads of racial slurs your comrades alone came up with to put you down, put you in your place. Nor did they ever mention all the promotions a goomba never got that his fellow koopa troopa did, or just how much effort, how many volunteer shifts, how much 110% a goomba had to give to be seen even so much as equal with the rest of his platoon. This was also something Ferdinand knew all too well.
He thought back to the day in the recruitment office, and remembered the fake smile on that recruiter's face, the tear he was holding back when handing Ferdinand his papers for enlistment. It was the face of a man sending another to slaughter. It was a face of regret.
Guarding a fair few miles away from the newly seized territory, the bitter goomba was assigned to watch duty. Now his orders were always to report dangerous activity and engage the enemy whenever possible. "Ha, engage," Ferdinand thought to himself. "What a joke. Engage with what? My torso?" He knew his limits. One bop on the head and BAM. Done. All his dreams in life, all his accomplishments, his wife and kids, all done for. He knew the risks. He knew what he was getting into. And why? All for the sake of recognition? Was it all for pride? Or was it ambition? For him to prove that he could be someone of value. To his commanding officer. To the world, and perhaps to himself. Whatever the case, there he was, knee deep in the countryside on the outskirts of the kingdom.
Everything appeared mundane as usual until what appeared to be the ticket to change everything in his life came strolling over the horizon.

Portal?

A robot pig

a dog

A bouncy turd.

conker?

Silent Hill

nope. a small dog

Sooo did Ferd get that plumber?

A pair of prison guards who enjoy both alcohol and tobacco.

A fairy allah akbared into me

The villain

Disrespected

Paper Mario

Indeed, I believe so.

a furry white/blue ball with a tail

I was unable to fulfill your request

Little boy tries to beat neighborhood dogs, wild crows and snakes to death with a bat and gets mauled to death.

Vovan Borstch

I got a feeling the MC wears a striped shirt.

You get eaten by a slime.

Monster Girl Quest

MGQ

Start race. Lose race.

...

Fug didn't think this through. It was not the one game I was thinking. It's a game for a more specific taste.

Was in a cutscene.

a guy in a mask screaming random nonsense

Correction: You are a girl. You get eaten by a slime.

Some vore h-game

He killed me with explosive kunais

Fatal frame?

Bioshock

1. A pear with a stick.

2. Cool dude in hoodie with gastrointestinal problems

3. Sparkly bird with arms

4. Rebel scum

5. Giant wasp featuring fast and buzz

It was a white bird that hops up when eye-contact is met and then swipes down at you at a speed determined by how far you are from it.

Enemy design in this game is so fucking good it deserves to be as overrated as it is.

1. is patapon

A black-and-white cartoon Shiba Inu.

That's for you to decide.

A group of midget ayy lmaos with knives and no faces.

A goldfish with legs.

Link to the Past

He's brutal and ruthless.

Kek, didn't think CoC would show up here.

I don't know, but this game sounds sick. What is it?

A red-headed Latino greaser with a blue jacket.

So you're in a gang and you run around then get hit by a car

Streets of Rage 2?

Twewy

I want to hug lolibachi

Based on random chance, you'll either get mauled by a werewolf, bludgeoned by a sexy agent clad in green, or shanked by an amazon.

Yep

Machine of destruction with 2 tusks and a snout

Dog ate me

Resident evil?

Either a big ass gecko, a newbie gang member or a dog, depending on the way you play.

Guards on a prison island

That's too generic

Bloodborne

Fucking scarecrow puppet

Two autistic assassins who attack you with crappy daggers and miss 100 times.

A poisonous yellow slug, or its poo

The Ottoman Empire

An angry-looking yellow hedgehog.

Giant crab uses his claws to strike me down

Nothing, I've died for not having done anything.

A zombie.
There are some later that come up outta the ground in coffins.

a green slug shot me

A dog that frightened a man up a tree

A brown jumping spiny toad

Ghouls & Kobolds

I'm not even sure that's a game, man.

Uninvited?

Clearly you got killed by the chocolate bunnies in the Simpsons Game.

A bunch of humanoid dinosaur/bird aliens with feathers on their heads shot plasma at me until I died.

Alice madness returns