Sign of a True Cumslut: using the Devil or Imp skin

Pay the sum with cum.

both those skins have reduced tits compared to the rest

shit

>mfw I ran into a try hard healer today who was discussing our team comp
>hear her use mic and check profile
>she had hit master while the closest I've gotten was 3470
Literally the first time I played with a girl gamer who was better than me excluding casual stuff like just dance or wii sports resort

>Unboxed Imp early on in the game
>Only legendary I have for Mercy
Well why the fuck not?

>tfw like being a healer in mmos because I'm just genuinely bad at games but I still want to help
>Everyone assumes I'm some attention-seeking fuccboi
It's not fair

why do they shrink her boobs for the devil/imp skins

Nazi skin when?

fuck off, Shad

because small, supple breasts > disgusting cowtits

The tits get smaller as my dick gets larger.

I got this skin today. Don't like it desu

mercy along with d.va are in a group of a few characters that have the default skin as the best skin

Default & Variants: Brazzers
Devil/Imp: EvilAngel
Valkyrie: ???

I prefer the succubus transformation.

Their Rio skins look hot.

>I'm your huckleberry
sploosh. Mccree mains pls use this line

Real niggas play Zenyatta when they medic.

>tfw forced to play luscio cos i'm not a cumslut

I'm surprised that people still play Overwatch while there are better games such as TF2 and even F2P models like Paladins out there

>not based Zenyatta

Why are Mercy mains always the biggest crybaby faggots? Even when you're stomping they don't shut the fuck up about something the enemy team is doing or something your team isn't doing.

You mean autisitic faggots tryin to be sly

Lucio mains ww@?

She was probably carried there, senpai.

I've been through that exact situation so many times in quick play with retarded Roadhogs. So many fuckers choose hog on Ilios just to hook you into the pit and don't remember shit like Lucio wall skating, Genji's climb or D. Va being able to literally fly. It's funny because if they weren't busy being epic and just shotgunned you like they would on every other map you'd die anyways.

I sacrifice hook D.va for the fun of it

Genji and Lucio are one shot kills after the hook though. Always hook D.Va after she used her fly ability and it's a guaranteed kill. Sorry to hear you've been so unfortunate with your randoms, user.

>Roadhog killing Dva
What mmr?

I meant to say hooking her into the pit after she used her fly ability. She won't be able to escape then.

>Lucio mains

I know. Like I said, it's quick play so people who don't usually play the character are just hooking you into the pit to be funny.

I mean... You can be slutty but why want someone with diseases?

Because mercy is the backseat driving class

>join voice chat
>have to listen to the mercy player's nasally, high pitched voice as he passive aggressively berates everyone while he himself plays like shit

all you have to do is hide behind a fucking wall, and let your team 5v6
rez they if they wipe
and they can't even manage to do that

Lucio is the medic for people who want the game to play itself, even by casual Overwatch standards playing as him is just mind-numbing most of the time.
The whole medic part of playing as him basically handles itself, so all you have to work with is plinking at people with a shitty little gun and occasionally pressing E.

Her default far more slutty than this skin op

The fact that there are people like this disgusts me

it's just people with fucked up brains. i mean, being happy about having a disease that ruins yours and others lives? like people who get off to guro.

i go out of my way to make sure i kill the lucios i hook over the pit

walk on over and them shoot their in their stupid brazilian mudmonkey face as you hook them over the pit to make sure they don't survive

I can stomach those that enjoy getting the disease

What fucking sickens me is those that make a hobby out of spreading it to unknowing victims.

but i like to use the devil skin every now and then. it stands out the best

i do use the valkarie one most but i feel stupid playing a shield maiden looking character who cant fight

>>have to listen to the mercy player's nasally, high pitched voice as he passive aggressively berates everyone while he himself plays like shit

vocaroo.com/i/s0oSwMKjCNjS

:^)

Source? couldn't find myself

Purple eyes and black hair sells it, make her face looks better.

i'm talking semi-retarded, mouth-breathing, squealing and shrilling nu male
not smooth voiced, ironic fuccboi

>Not using valkyrie
>Not resurrecting your team mates
>Not bringing them into Valhalla with you as you equip your gun and start shooting everyone

Batlle Mercy is the best thing ever, holy shit.
Getting kills after a huge rez is the most satisfying thing ever.

...

>pick mercy
>nobody on the enemy fucking dies because everyone in my team has like 15% accuracy
>pick mcree and headshot bitches all day
>still lose because muh genji/hanzo, who needs heal/tanks
fuck quickmatches

matchmaking in QP is utterly and completely rigged and retarded, don't take it seriously
3k+ ranked is actually ok, at least here in yurop

yea I'm 2,6k and it's okay, people actually looking for a win, every so often you still get the
>I wanna be seagull so bad, I only play Genji in every fucking situation there is, even though I'm completely garbage
infuriating

well at least genji is a good distraction
sniperfags are the true "now i'm going to lose you your match, cuz m-muh fun eks dee" people

My flaming gay mate mains Mercy.

Only because they nerfed Widow into the ground.

For those wondering, gays think Hanzo and Blackwatch skin Reaper at the hottest guys.

sign of being a true underaged faggot: Playing Activision games.