Come to bed user, it's getting late

Come to bed user, it's getting late.

FUCK YOU MOM

But I am in bed.

tfw

If you incest.

>tfw no yui gf to cuddle with

Goodnight user.

>tfw no gf at all to cuddle with

no girl will ever love me because I'm 5'3"

everyone sees me as a kid even though I'm 20 years old

haha no dude wtf thats fucking weird imma juist go sleep by myself withou some girl next to me lmao

It's 12pm, I've been awake for just 2 hours, Yui.
You could be a trap.

Just find someone else as proportionally as short as you.

I won't be a passable trap without estrogen, and that's not a path I'm going down.

I wouldn't mind being a cuteboy tho.

>5'3"
goddamn burger units.

cheer up though, I know someone who is even shorter and has a girlfriend - if he can do it so can you!

DON'T GIVE UP
YOU CAN FIND LOVE

>tfw no gf
I pretend that i don't care about petty human distractions of the flesh but in all honesty i do care, i fucking do care.

>sleeping in until 4pm today

tbf at 20 you're still kinda a kid

Jesus, they're all so short.

>tfw little boy being dragged around to parents' friends' houses
>they all had cute, hyperactive, extremely forward daughters
>fooled around with all of them
>snuggle under covers with all of them
>that warmth and smell when you're under the covers together

The best.

Why is her name 8620? Is she some kind of lolibot?

No dude.

At work all the girls are taller than me. And they're all 16 - 20. And they all treat me as a kid.

I'm as tall as the silver-haired girl then. Too bad my life isn't an anime.

I've cuddled with a girl once before, and even though that relationship ended in disaster and made me afraid of most other people after that, the experience of cuddling with someone who I (at the time) trusted was so amazing that I've been feeling the absence of it ever since.

tl;dr if you've never cuddled a girl before be glad, because once you've done it it just hurts more not having it

But I want to play VIDEO GAMES

>26 yr old kissless hugless virgin

they told me it didn't matter. Why does it hurt so much then Cred Forums?

;_; I just want to hug a cute gf, anything ;_;

...

That's a guy, isn't it?

Find a cute bf.

>26 year old
>hugless
dude, fuck off
i can believe kissless and virgin, but you MUST have hugged a girl at some point

I'd rather buy a fucking xbone what a joke

hugging between boys and girls is not a common practice in asia, dear user.

>building speed for 4 hours

Did your mother ever hug you?

>But it doesn't count!

Well fuck you buddy.

>TFW I'm too lazy and selfish to want a GF that requires time and money
>TFW I'm terrified of being alone and having no one to rely on or care about me

Who else /Idon'tknowwhatthefuckiwant/ here?

this has to be satire

My mom kisses me on the lips, buddy! Gonna tell me that counts?!

>350
Shit man. That's a low end PC you can buy with that shit.

Good morning, user. Did you sleep well?

> oh user..