Name a gun that is closest to your dick

Name a gun that is closest to your dick

>needler

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There is no righter answer than this.
Also
>THE gun
lrn2inglish

What gun would be a dick that doesn't really get erect anymore? That's mine.

BFG 9000

Thorn

Klob

It's really bad.

I like the design of your dick.

Watch out for the DoT

Does the year 3 version of your dick make it good again?

I'm caucasian.

Yeah but good luck finding it.

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I guess this could be a weapon.

Who broke your dick? :(

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old reliable

>Large caliber
>Jewish

Its big and hairy but also cute.

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Muatra

The 'Designated Marksman Rifle' because I always aim for the head.

Blunderbuss

MG 151
quite literally

Short and fat, that's me.

what's a thick and heavy gun

sawed off shotgun

Spore launcher

Penetrator

Win.

Step it up.

>Have to have a plane built around you to let 'er rip

I am sorry for you

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Get on my level

Cerebral Bore

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The BORE

They know what it's going to do before it reaches them. Not even these monsters deserve that. If you used this thing your Turok was despicable and evil.

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psychosis gun from perfect dark

Anything that isn't a pump action shotgun would be wrong.

:^(

What about Cousin Swarm Bore?
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It's a shame the game was so trash. It had some of the best weapons in the series