Go to Twitch

>what is not being an autist who watches pseudo-Cred Forums youtube e-celebs

Games don't have to be good if they use sex

>>Go to Twitch

HAHAHA GOT YOU FAG

People are this shallow minded in 2016.

Ass = fun and talented work.

Haydeen is a pro parkour game with thicc robots

Before ass it was tits, people have always been this way.

I miss tits. They're so much better than ass.

torrent link?

>greenlight games
into the fucking trash it goes

>he kept the human legs

Ree

>See it on Steam store page
>Read the description briefly
>Metrodvania, third person shooter
>Watch the trailer
>See the protagonist and that camera angle

What they did is so over the top I just find that hilarious.

ass is easier than tits, lazy indie shit 3/10

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Any texture modding experts able to save the normal maps without them freaking out? I can save the specular and normal textures just fine but for some reason normal maps bug out.

>west is so starved for lewd they will eat up every garbage

Not surprised.
We really need a solid plattform like Steam exclusively for porn games.
>inb4 who buys porn
When nobody's offering nobody will or can buy so gotta start somewhere.
The Patreon scam artists have proven that there are enough people happy to pay for porn even if it's only empty promises.

in what way do they freak out?

please keep that shit in japan, i don't want our games to turn into fanservice trash.

They just become patchy.

>Implying western games aren't plagued with SJW pandering wich is just another form of fanservice

Can you give us your booty textures?

I'll take actually fun and fan servicey over agenda pushing feel good every body of every race color and skin/religion all in one group EVERYGAME man hate bullshit any day.

Never seen anything like that before, dont have the game so cant check myself.

Current western games are lefist cuck wank fanatsy so it's not a very high fall.

>game description
>le hardcore, l2p noob meme xD
>watch trailer
>that obvious as fuck camera angle
>those totally not trial&error ambushes you can't predict
>people defending this on the forums saying other games have those camera angles too
I really hope none of you guys is going to fall for this shit

Faggot

I can but I only just started modifying so It's pretty shit still.

Is this just American Fatass version of PN03?

But fanservice trash is what we have now.

That other user was suggesting actual porn games not blueballing pandering shit. We're talking about games designed for the express purpose of making you edge for hours and then cum massively, hitting all your fetishes at once.

Why is this game getting shilled so much?

Torrent when?

post the normal map

because autism

fucking poorfags lol

got working torrent ?

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Kek

make a side-by-side comparison image

Man, that belly button is wayyy too low.

FACKING BULLSHIT

SJW butthurt when?

TorrRent when?

nevermind I figured it out.
gonna work on it more later and will post results eventually if its good.

yeah the skin texture was just thrown on there. I'm just ballparking it in photoshop so only when i get in the game i see how shit it looks.

Fucking shillfags

TOOrrent when?

any mod out yet that actually makes her legs/ass look black instead of brown... you know, like a real robutt..

As soon as this gets reasonable popular. Youtubers and what not start to play and the "news"sites decide they can collectively attack this.

I'm gonna try and predict the title of the article

>Why does this perfectly good puzzle game have to shoehorn in sexualisation.

So fucking predictable.

Is there any sex or nudity at all or is it just this thing bending over a lot?

The "sameness" of all the rooms I've seen so far is kinda lame. Makes for a boring aesthetic for me at least. Bouncing robot breasts can only carry a game so far.

>a fucking robot with a belly button

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

Somewhere in the game there is a texture that has Haydee nude on it, in her human body.

O-ok... I'll stick to lewd Skyrim.

to be fair it really is just a puzzle game with a big ol' butt sticking out of it.

not complaining, but if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...

Are you implying Cred Forums isn't riddled with SJWs?

>perfectly good puzzle game
>good
Everybody knows that this game was bought with dick, not fun in mind.

then don't play bioware games, problem solved.

If you want to jerk off, just download the free demo instead of begging for torrents.
It's not like the demo is missing any tits or ass.

i don't want that though, keep that shit in japan. our games aren't derived from our cartoons so it makes no sense to have that.

go back to

But the butt doesn't make the game worst. The butt doesn't make it uncomfortable to those that are going to play it anyway. Which are the reasons that prop up the most with sexualisation in games.

It's just a conscious decision by the developer. Course it's fair to point these things out in a review or an opinion piece. But whatever not like im gonna read them anyway.

>go to twitch
I hate neo-Cred Forums

Probably
If all I wanted was a wank though I'd just go to the Booru and refund the game

I just wanted a decent TPS with some puzzles
For an indie I'm ok with what I got but it seriously needs some polish

The dumbest thing about this is you aren't fucking human, there are no humans, you're a brain uploaded into a robot.

oh no, I agree with you there. Frankly I wish there were more games featuring some shoehorned in sexualization of meaty bara muscle tiger men

actually that's kind of macabre, I hope they touch on the whole butt-legs thing just being tossed onto the robot because of whatever media the machines got to go on when making a human they ran across twerking videos and lingerie ads and went 'well i guess this is what humans looked like'

Yeah, it's strange
I guess if the dev was putting out the bait of lewdity he wanted to catch both the robo-phillia crowd, the thicc crowd and the faceless lovers crowd

At least the mod scene covers all the bases

>shoehorned in sexualization of meaty bara muscle tiger men

um is that a big market? Like I don't man, I could put a few PNGs in a visual novel thing and we can get like a shitty bara date sim.

SHE'S NOT A ROBOT
SHE'S A 80% humanCYBORG

>all games need to have reasons behind all the designs
>can't make a game about a chick with big tits and a big ass without people wanting you to go into autistic levels of detail over it

What a shitty time to like video games.

I like tits more also. but they should have dialed back on the tits for this.

The original plot involved you being a human with cyber parts on top for some reason. To try to justify the ass essentially. Listen I love T/A as much as the next guy but all it's really doing in this game is instantly devaluing anyones positive opinion about it. From a marketing standpoint it was a good idea, it will make the game sell well. Especially considering the creator shilled the fuck out of it personally on Cred Forums weeks/months ago. But the gameplay is shallow, you fight copypasta robots in the same looking hallways over and over. To call it a metroidvania or "dark souls" is super disingenuous and literally just buzzwords trying to appeal to people. This game could have been neat, and iirc, most of the threads when the creator was shilling was people telling him to either make a porn game, or tone down all the sexual bloat and make a good game. He wasn't having any of it.

Lol no

Let whoever make whatever and let whoever critisize the results
Its the 1000 monkeys on type-writters approach

The trick to this approach is to never influence the monkeys and let them keep doing whatever
Since that impossible we'll just have to keep getting new monkeys

Later is the game you are revealed to be nothing more then a robut with a human consciousness and "haydee" is dead.

I can understand your fear, but this one $15 dollar game that everyone will forget next moth isn't gonna start any trends. Just like with Hatred before it, it's okay for there to be one of these, but now we have it, we don;t need any more of them.

If only the same could be said about the dumbass fucking "Simulator "LOL I MADE A GOOFY, POORLY PROGRAMMED UNITY GAME!!" Genre

>get a load of this guy cam.png

Heresy

Hopefully Cred Forums starts to hate it since it seems normie approved as Twitch is allowing it on their site.

The constant shilling threads are already rustling some user's jimmies. As there really isn't anything to talk about, except "Look the game with the thick bot is out! Buy it!"

mfw messing with textures more than playing the game

this

>new game comes out
>UGH WHY ARE PEOPLE MAKING THREADS ABOUT IT STOP SHILLING

This game has also showed me just how many cucks and numales are actually on this board.

>UGH GUYS SHE'S TOO SEXUALIZED, GROW UP STOP BEING PROBLEMATIC

This is literally the only thing I ever hear you cock smoking fags complain about. Maybe one person out of twenty will actually explain why they don't like the gameplay and they don't don't think it's worth $15.

Underrated

also, just wait for it to be INEVITABLY used in a SFM porn.

Considering this game is already upsetting the SJWs and cucks that have infested Cred Forums I'd already say mission accomplished.

Sex appeal and sex itself sells. It always did. Even fucking apes understand giving resources for sexual favors. Nothing new here and you're no better unless you're impotent or just find different ways of getting off.

Even if it did start a trend its probably only a trend new devs would hop on for the easy dosh
Established devs wouldn't want to associate with it and in the end we'd have the same indie market and a new ecchi indie scene to compete

...

Oh wow

I hope I see your shit on Nexus

Titillation isn't fun?

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Futa mod when?

>nevermind fixed it :^)

what the fuck is wrong with you, Cred Forums?

lynch yourself closet fag

Torrent luck yet? Im too much of a poorfag to buy it.

Torrent when?
Fucking faggots.

huh. i mad that i've never seen this before, thanks for posting it user.

TORRENT WHEEN???

This fampai gets it
The game is actually a ton of fun too, the puzzles are well done AND I get something to look at.

Why isn’t this banned on Twitch?

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Shut your mouth and go back to Narnia fucking homo

camwhores

it's not banned yet
or 7k viewers makes them not ban it

>This game has also showed me just how many cucks and numales are actually on this board.

fucking thi, i'm very dissappointed in Cred Forums, more so.

I hope it's just because they're being contrarians and thinking "HA! you made this to appeal to my degeneracy! Too Bad! I won't fall for it! ha ha ha! i hope you make no money indie dev! ha ha! i hope you starve! torrent when? torrent when? torrent when?"

these were the reasons why everyone originally played and loved Tomb Raider anyway

top lel

this looks stupid.

lel

Fedora tipped, faggot

Where the fuck is the 3rd green card!
I hate this poison tower and numbered locked doors!
Wake me up!
for real, it's pretty fun, though.

lele

in time. would have been funny if later in the game HAYDEE has to inter act with a port and all of a sudden a long, cylindrical connector slide out from a familiar place...

If you guys want to jack off why don’t you just watch porn? How can you be attracted to this garbage game just because there’s an ass? This over sexualized garbage is shilled so fucking hard.

Fanservice > SJW trash

don't taint this with faggotry please

because variety is the main point of life

I hate neo Cred Forums and the whole new generation of politically correct cucks
have some fun for fuck sake

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then watch SFM porn ?_?

>watch porn
2casual4me

shoo shoo simple guy

Why can't a game be good AND have light porn?

why cant i do both :^)

What's it like being a cuck?

the game is not good tho

>Triggered over the mention of futa.

...

But it actually is, it's basically the original Tomb Raider games.

Homo alert weeoo

At least people are no longer ruining their own bodies for it.

Well, they still are, but there's less people there to appreciate it. Still improvement.

>laugh at Japan for producing and playing kusoge
>now the same pattern is showing up in the West

Just kill my industry

You are right

the same slow mobility and the same shit combat

Definitely worth the money IMO

Good TPS, fun puzzles, thicc robot ass.

only complaint: Some parts feel a tad bit trial-and-error-ish. But maybe I need to git gud but, other than that pretty fun game Tbh Senpai

>game is shit!!!
>ask for torrent
>WHY JUST DON'T BUY THE GAME URR POOORRR???????????
lolzord

lol, when did tumblr infect Cred Forums like this?

For those of you who bought the game,
mega.nz/#!UlAnBBIY!4Isood6vwlTeGvVsOvddyNYFv8tEVny-g_AYdkg_djU
>A bunch of currently working skin mods
>Thicc and thin body variants are still under production
>Pic related to install

>sexuality triggers meeeeeeeeeee
lel, d/w it

yeah, I agree. but to be fair, the only downright "trap" room is already in the trailer as far as I can see.
Everything else is mean occasionally, but still beatable.

probably since the evasion?

>messing with the ONE THING the game has going for it and setting it apart from other games

Yeah I agree.

I like when Cred Forums actually turns me on to a fun game for once.

Please post more, its time for my morning fap

>mfw they added a mine in a room that was not in the demo
Fucking scared the shit outta me

>Implying
Other games have human female brown legs.
This is giving people the option for shiny black legs, shiny grey legs, full grey legs, a backup of the original, which even if you don't have the game, you can fuck with, pure white variants, and an N file to get rid of those creases around her midsection, and a backup of said creases.

>replaces default outfit

It's easy to make a second outfit option guy

Ugh, I hate how gaming progressed into something other than a child's toy. But, it all goes downhill when people decide to make shit like this.

Ooh, do tell, cause all attempts among me and cohorts has not been able to make a 2nd outfit option.

why can't you make a different outfit?
There is already an outfit select ingame.

>Ugh

>open tv/directory/game/Haydee
>" robot gf irl when????"
>"56 viewers on ******"

kek

Here's my shitty contribution, I couldn't get the midsection right yet so ended up just doing this for now.
mediafire.com/download/34jbub6tte2waos/HaydeeSkin1.rar

See here for how to install

>People are this shallow minded in 2016.
that's pretty ironic considering you're judging the game purely based on how the main character looks, instead of playing the demo yourself

Wait so the Thiccer and THICCEST mods made for the demo don't work with the base game and are being reworked?

Wait really? I figured it out real quick.
Let me shit out a quick tutorial.

That woman is fucking terrible at the game. I had to tell her how to drop down onto a ledge.
But there are definitely worse streamer whores.

>Game is actually pretty good
>Cred Forums is immediately dismissing it because the female character is sexy

Did I step into Kotaku by accident?

....What?

the original tomb raider also had shitty platform jumps

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Yep. The guy claiming he made them is reworking them. It's cause Haydee's body got cut up into parts for full release for easier modding.
>Her HP meter is a separate model from her head, from her body, from her arms, from her combat vest
Thank you kindly, I may be retarded.

young hetero guys will always like things like this if done competently. It isn't so much that they want to jerk off to it, but more that, they like that part of their brain stimulated while they play this puzzle platform game. They might jerk off afterwards but not while playing the game. I'm sure these same people like playing all kinds of games with little to no sexual flirting in them but every once and a while men like to have it there also in their activities.

and if fucking hunnie pop gets to be a thing, then i want some fucking thicc games!

Giant Haydee mod when?

Hopefully that makes for the best thickness possible

it's mostly because of this new generation of politically correct kids, no matter where they come from they all act like little SJW cucks

you probably have english only channel on the filters or the chink stopped playing

>the sheer modding potential of this game

I would literally fap an entire day and call off work if someone made a weight gain mod

you're gonna laugh, but I just don't feel like it's right to mess with the artistic vision of the game, unless it inhibits the gameplay.

puffy vulva mod when?

>telling somebody to kill/lynch himself is something a SJW would do
Are you retarded or fucking retarded?

that's like your opinion man

Yeah, figuring out is quite fun, my only complaint is the lack of a free camera or an item like the scouting orbs from Thief 2

>Unless it inhibits the gameplay
I do somewhat see your point, but believe it's retarded, but won't say you shouldn't think that.
Also, technically, a thinner mod makes it easier to see everything. :^)
>Still no zoom hack so I can have my camera at Medium and Close instead of Close and Closer

...

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>We will
MODDING SUPPORT CONFIRMED.

But it's not really that appealing apart from the obvious "ass in your face". The model looks kinda disproportionate, the boobs are just ridiculously big and the whole mesh looks kinda flat.

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The point is that if there wasn't this big piece of ass nobody would give a single fuck about this generic shooter game.

Dumbass.

>go to twitch

Why?

>Thank you kindly, I may be retarded.
Nah

Anyway hope this helps.

You got some shit taste, friend.

Once you polish the mod more post it in here

Yeah because it certainly isn't the homogenized TPS and open world shit that is killing western games.

Mount and Blade: Warband was the last good western game and it wasn't even made in Ameriga.

Anyone can upload game files/game cache?

>game starts with a thinner haydee than the standard
>collectible items increase girth very slightly with every on take
>the heavier haydee gets, the slower she is but it raises her max health
>footfalls get heavier with weight
>once a heavy enough weight is reached haydee has to sit to take a breather after a long bout of activity
>game is centric around finding the perfect balance of mobility and tankiness appropriate for the level

I think I'm gonna buy this game just on the chance this mod can exist

I want my own Haydee bot to keep at home.

>Edit the modified Outfit file in a text editor
>And the .mtls
It seems so obvious, thank you for showing me the light, user.

>Implying anyone cares about this game other than the obnoxious "THICCC" crowd

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the weight gain could be a health indicator, the thiccer you are, the more health you have, especially since her tits are so visible.

Diiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee

Torrent?

Cred Forums is a lot of pedo teens who like games when they feature flat japanese lolis. there are a lot of games praised here because of this, and they're far worse than Haydee

It's almost like different games appeal to different demographics of people.

WHO

WOULD

HAVE

THOUGHT

and suddenly, the game seems worth $15

Hope the game sales decently Haydee takes cues from several classics from the 90's adds T&A and jumbles them together into something entertaining

The game isn't bad but the fat ass and titties is just too much for me and i'm fine with R. Mika level shit normally.
I don't see the point.

Unless i'm missing some message or something that doesn't make sense without the fat ass and titties.

the tits are ridiculous. it makes me wonder if maybe it was done on purpose, like almost a joke?

They also said they may add in different costumes or something

Denever

>>>/5/ when?

>If they go all out on the "tool," we'll even be able to make custom maps
New Skyrim here we cum.

SHE'S NOT EVEN HOT
GROSS

I agree. Cowtits truly are the worst. Fat asses too.

>all these people who bought the game
>it is really hard to upload 5-8GB to mega

t-thanks..,

>tfw thought I'd go down that slippery slope years ago and still am disgusted by traps, trannies, new halfs, and gay dudes

I still prefer the thought of impregnating a big voluptuous package of tiddies and obsessive love.

Imagine if someone pioneers a functioning, jiggle-physic belly mod

We could get the pregnancy folk on board too

it's 600MB.

All this garbage taste this doesn't seem like the site for you

I want a torrent too but stop acting like anyone owes you anything faggot

Then what the problem?
Literally takes no effort to upload the game cache and manifest files.

I will apply ALI312 emu.

oh please
there are bara, trap, tranny, guro, and feet threads every now and then
do get over yourself

We could get Loverslab all over this shit, man.

if you can't afford a 15$ game, then what are you doing here, go out and buy some FUCKING FOOD!

>haydee steam forums

/lbgt/ was a mistake

>not liking a shit game blatantly selling for fanservice makes us tumblr
>not even good fanservice, it just looks like someone, obsessed with portal and his 50 year old Mexican maid, dredged up in a week
You can fuck off with your bullshit. I'm not falling for it, and neither is anyone here with even 2 brain cells left.

>if you can't afford a 15$ game
>then what are you doing here

Why does that board even exist?
It's just whining, date advice, bayfags blogging.
It's /soc/ tier and should be removed.

>That Design Debate sub-forum
Jesus Christ.

blame moot for being a pandering fgt

>can't afford game because of autism
HA, can't make this shit up.

underrated

Shit I might have to have a wank thinking about it

>Deliberately ignore the last part over how mad you are
That's actually something someone autistic WOULD do.

yeah i mean we already have Cred Forums

>game gets viraled on Cred Forums constantly
>game is shit
>"hurr vee r sjws ecks dee"
Fuck off and take your shit game with you.

Actually, that's exactly what they'd do.

every steam game should have one of those

I agree.
>They actually deleted the 2 threads one guy made flaming the game, where he was 30% of the thread's replies
Fucking beautiful.

you should've seen it during launch. that was some grade A shitposting going on.
Glad they contained it in that subforum, for the most part at least.

>Sexualised character
>Too obese
>Tumblr
You really have no idea what you're talking about do you you fucking retard

>Softcore gives you 3 extra inventory slots over Hardcore
>In addition to the damage factor
>And more consumables
Good lord, that's casual.

Based on a stream, as a game this is complete shit. At least it might generate some good thicc robot porn though.

post some screenshots

>Might
Has.
haydee.booru.org/

steamcommunity.com/app/530890/discussions/4/

sexy is the same as sexist

>good thicc robot porn
>good porn
>fat robots
That's impossible senpai

So it's the women that are the sexists then

Play the game/demo you fuck. This game has some legitimate fun elements. The character is just a bonus.

>haydee.booru.org/
>no futa

Into the trash it goes

Fucking retard.

>completely white body mod to match the torse
>+ explicit bits mod

My life will be complete

Search it on tumblr or rule 34, theres tons more

Daily reminder that ass is a literal nigger meme.
Further reminder that Argentina and Egypt are in fact white.

This, really. The game itself is surprisingly thick.
>The entire map is a winding nightmare of rooms that double back on themselves constantly
>You have to search every inch of every path to get what you want
>Hidden shit everywhere

there is futa, it's just not tagged properly.

I don't believe it was. The devs literally said "We're not fucking SJW. We're Russian." on the Steam discussion page and deleted it shortly after, probably to avoid any backlash.

This leads me to believe that they are true believers in the design they're pushing, and they have no ulterior trolly motive besides maybe pissing some SJWs off. It's good that there are still indie devs out there the balls to push their vision as they fully intended, even if that means releasing a game with a hyper sexualized thicc robot woman.

YOU MADE A SHIT GAME AND NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY IT
YOU WOULD HAVE BETTER LUCK SHILLING THIS SHIT ON TUMBLR AS FAT ACCEPTANCE BULLSHIT
FUCK OFF YOU STUPID GOOGLE.

Anyone with taste already knew this.

torrent when?

>Being this mad
Devs can barely speak English.

honestly, I'm really torn on butts vs boobs.
I mean tits are great, but they're only half the package. a woman should have both.

Wouldn't liking ass be having shit taste? I mean you literally like ass.

I'm waiting for a mod that can give Haydee a more HD body because the fat sack of tits is the only thing that's turning me off right now.

IT'S HAPPENING

I KNOW YOU'RE BARELY LITERATE
THAT'S WHY I'M TYPING THIS IN ALL CAPS TO MAKE IT CLEAR
STOP SHILLING YOUR FAT ACCEPTANCE BULLSHIT YOU LEGITIMATE KEK

>being this much of a tinfoiled cuck
The game is legitimately popular now, retard.

>Go to Twitch
faggot.

>stuck in the first water room

Im missing a tool or something? There is only 4 buttons right?

is this legal?
or mod?

the remote button, for the last button.

There are 3 wall buttons outside the room and 2 inside the room.
But, you need both the Remote Button that looks like a dildo and a Wifi button, I know of 3 in the game currently, one in the very heart of Red, one deep in Yellow, and the one in Green, which requires The Crowbar from Black.

you can't show knees on a blue board, bud.

that's in the full game.
The outfits are mods.

this should show anyone wandering in who is making these threads

Haydee 2 with multiple playable characters and a co-op mode when?

White one is the best.

Now only if there was loli-alike pussy mod on top

>you will never be this mad

Asymmetric co-op. And never.

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Yes,we know, shills.

That;s why no one shares anyhting - shills never would do that

>coop emote ala Portal 2
>you can slap each other's butt

Thanks, guess the right way is the red pipe tunnel of robot rape then

pot more Perturabo

gibe moni pls.

>"Our tits are touching"

Reminder if you buy this game you are a degenerate that supports sexism in video games.

>one player is tasked with being the shota who must navigate through the places Haydee can't fit through and can't use weapons
>one player is Haydee and must protect the shotabot with her life

>Combining Portal 2 emotes with multiple player emotes ala TF2 like hi-five but on the ass
>Or Cuddling up in Haydee's lap

Hell yeah

Gameplay seems pretty fun, and it seems like itd scratch my punishing difficulty itch

Fine by me.
Give us more mankini-clad beefcake men and manbots.
Give us more bikini-clad tittymonster women and fembots.

>I can't feel attracted to a woman without a face
>faces are among the hardest things to 3d model
>there may never be a satisfying face mod

>2 streams for haydee
>one russian the other german
Which one are you watching?
the russian seems to be farther and the german is stuck in the green area, didn't even find the pistol

Socks/Pantyhose/Latex boots when?

>an egg robot that lives inside Haydee's vagina, that can be laid to scout ahead, and when it's destroyed it regrows inside her womb after some time.
You know, like in Axiom Verge.

Fuck off.

Should have used Denuvo...

WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT WASTING A YEAR OF YOUR LIFE ON WHAT SKYRIM MODDERS ACHIEVED TO A HIGHER STANDARD IN A WEEK

>didn't even find the pistol

How in the fuck you miss the pistol?

>Take the classic model
>Then just make an extension of the heels into thigh-high up-front lace leggings and put it over her classic texture

The question is. How do you play this game without a boner?

Thought those were already in

>still being so mad that you continually shitpost and respond to everyone in a thread about a game you don't like

>Feeling all those ridges as she sits on you

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>he does not know how to play this game with one hand
pleb

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Someone upload a torrent or mega, ffs. I remember when a game would come out and Cred Forums would upload it pretty fast

I'm watching the stream and the urge to touch my peener is troublesome.

Releasing this one?

Also, I hope it will attract some user capable of re-rigging and remodeling her.

I honestly want a bit more accurate ans sane tits

>people talking about "falling for it"
>not pirating it and playing it for the ass
>not waiting for delicious mods

Retards, consolefags, or both?

Heres your free game download
terragamesblog.tumblr.com/post/151007820576/haydee-game-download-free-haydee-pc-game-full

PLS FULL TUTORIAL

>oil up the ass and tighten up the model
>make her white
Can't win for fucking losing.

>no manifest files to check authenticity of the files

No thanks Nigerian prince

Ok, you got my attention. Game is on whishlist waiting for sales.

>be huge robotfucker
>only robot porn being drawn now is this shitty object head-tier not-robot
The ass is literally just a regular human ass.
Why the fuck does a robot have tits?
I just want to fuck robots, some some basic shitty fucking whore.

The game makes no fucking sense. Its a robot with 100% human physics instead of being a ROBOT.

Autismo.

I'm waiting for Loverslab/Nexusmods to perform their witchcraft on it. A highly detailed body ala CBBE with better jiggle and nicer looking robotic parts would be top tier.

>pirate game
>ends up not selling well due to piracy
>developers decide not to make similar games
good idea user

How about uploading it to mega instead of a literally who site that needs registration?

Those 2. I'll slap them into a single modding image later.

>I have no counter argument, so I'll just give him shit for posting a filthy frank image

:^)

It's already the top seller, isn't it?

The creator probably didn't expect this much success as it is

Fake fucking download site. Fuck off

Her ass isn't that big. I'm a bit disappointed.
inb4 nigger nigger nigger
I'm latino.

>900+-500 owners
>MASSIVE SUCCESS
kek

You're right. You're also nu-Internet trash.

>RESPOND TO EVERYONE
NAH MATE IVE ONLY REPLIED TO 2 PEOPLE TOPS UNLIKE YOURSELF AND THE OTHER SHILLS THAT POST SHIT LIKE
THIS AND EXPECT NOBODY TO NOTICE
I ENCOURAGE YOU TO LURK Cred Forums AND SEE HOW AUSTRALIANS POST SO YOUR SHILLING ISNT SO OBNOXIOUSLY BLATANT

>yfw preggo Haydee mod comes out
>yfw it changes her walk animation to a backwards leaning waddle

>It's already the top seller, isn't it?
no

Consoles NEVER EVER

Which is at least 500k in russian potatoes. Sounds like a success to me for an indie game like that.

why does it have to be one or the other

sauce

Is the game fun? Because if it's alll about the ass and tits you could mod skyrim or play some other shit

Call me when you can play as a cute robololi

>pirate game
>have a wank
>entire games content exhausted
>realise that it would've just been easier to watch porn

>probably cost $1000 to make in devs free-time
>500 $15 sales

And this is assuming he never sells more
Face it, this game was a success, even if a breif one

""bulge"" mod when?

Nah, you're just autistic as fuck.

Still waiting for a torrent user

Because you can't just be part nigger.

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I KNEW YOU WERE BARELY LITERATE BUT I DIDN'T QUITE REALISE THE EXTENT OF IT
ALLOW ME TO HIGHLIGHT THE RELEVANT EXCERPT
>AND THE OTHER SHILLS
FUCKING SPAZ

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PUZZLE

>INFINITE ENEMIES
>GOTTEN TWO LIGHTS ON LOCKED DOOR
>GOTTEN LIGHTS TO CENTER ON LOCKED DOOR
>LOST ALL MY AMMO
>???

Its basically a meh TPS with easy deaths and a labyrinth of puzzles

Its a 5/10 with some ok moments but the modding potential makes it worth the purchase, even if just for the fetish material

It's a "Stupid hard, sometimes solely for the sake of hard" 3D Metroidvania with no character progression, replacing said progression with tools you gain access to.
That said, if you like hard shit, learning from your mistakes, and figuring out how to handle shitty controls, this is probably up your alley.

There's so much porn of her already, futa too.
ANyone complaining about this is a faggot.

>2 people tops
If I'm barely literate, you're barely sapient.

you can only fap to something once?

>Blue zone
You need to make all 10 squares have a green dot. Pay attention to the upper edge of the wall.

>grossly exaggerated proportions
>fat
13 year olds need to develop taste.

Take off your tinfoil hat user

>he says, as he plays the worst and deaddest mainstream MMO there is

Thanks, Ms Skeletor

Seriously, why hasnt there been a torrent uploaded already?

>asking shills to upload a torrent

you arent a bright fella are you

> I have a small dick

Fixed.

those proportions on the girl in the webm you posted certainly aren't exaggerated

>dev with no budget can afford 100+ shills

I'm surprised Skidrow didn't have it same day.

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gonna need a source senpai, reverse search doesn't get anything

What's the appeal of this game?
Seriously what value does it have?
Why would you not just watch any of the millions of free porn videos available to you right now or fap to hentai or install one of a myriad more comprehensive porn mods for Skyrim or Fallout 4.

I'm watching the stream and there's just nothing to this other than
>lol thicc ecks dee
The puzzles are rudimentary, the gunplay is awful, the environments and character designs are boring as fuck and far as I can tell there's no story to speak of.

Why would somebody actually spend money on this?

It should've already been uploaded

Surprised igg hasnt uploaded it either

But it's too late, the room has like 20 enemies

(You)

>plays

Ireland please

Then reload an early save and do it over. :^)

L O W T E S T
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i'm stuck pls help
i have only one green card.i have killed every fucking robot in green area, went everywhere except the toxic room.

>wanting hungry skellingtons in his games

i don't even own the game user. I just thought the gameplay looked interesting. Why is that such a big fucking deal? Because of robotits?

exhentai.org/g/908773/16325600c8/
Always remember to try the sadpanda reverse image search. Worked like a charm.

He isn't wrong. Wildstar is shit and it's dead for a reason.

Here's a hint: At the Bridge between Red and Green, above is White and Blue, but below is Green and Red.
Go to the bridge between the two sides of the facility and find the entrance to the Red zone.

WHAT

I'm stuck in this one area too: it's the part where someone hasnt uploaded a torrent yet

Wasn't really thinking it was worth releasing since I was just fucking with the normals but here's what i have left of it.
Should be ready to go as an outfit so don't bother saving over your default.

mega.nz/#!cBF2AQTS!ZMvMUkvHomBUd0rig13sK1Gm-uBkV3Awy3JZqKyN3jQ

>North Korea
I'm not even going to talk about all those countries with banned porn sites.

Some people do it for free

baffles me too

YOU ARE BARELY LITERATE IF YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND WHAT IT WAS I SAID
I AM CONVERSING WITH TWO PEOPLE MAX AT A GUESS, THE FACT THAT I SAID "OTHER SHILLS" PLURAL MEANS THAT I KNOW THERE'S MORE THAN THE TWO OF YOU, YOU DUMB FAGGOT
THS TIME SPENT MAKING THIS FAT ACCEPTANCE BULLSHIT WOULD'VE BEEN PUT TO BETTER USE LEARNING ENGLISH SO THAT YOU COULD MORE EFFECTIVELY SHILL YOUR SHIT GAME

STOP SHILLING YOUR SHIT GAME FAGGOT

Too many enemies disabled the hitboxes.

And then Haydee was a zombie.

Wildstar is one of the best mmorpg ever made and the reason it's dying is because carbine is slow as fuck at reacting.

Do you have the old one with only body having these ribs but hand and helmet is flat?

>complains about grossly exaggerated proportions
>posts a character with grossly exaggerated proportions

SWEET RAVE PARTY

why does some character with tits and an ass trigger you? i bet youd be enjoy this game if it was that robot from the talos principle instead. It would have the exact same gameplay but you wouldn't even notice due to your crippling autism.

WAKE ME UP

I don't but it shouldn't take me more than a minute or two to redo it

>those proportions on the girl in the webm you posted certainly aren't exaggerated
The thing in the OP is a grotesque latex tittymonster.

Not a fan of skeletons, actually. I'm far more slanted towards fit girls. My favorite category of erotic art involves orc girls breaking smaller guys. Strong chicks are hot as fuck.

thanks for that hint and for not spoiling

bargain bin

Oh boy I sure do love fucking vidya games. Especially the ones with shit gameplay, shit visuals, sick THICC maymays, and robogirls with nonsensical tits and retarded flesh colored legs.

Chances are, you need 2 Wifi buttons and hit both arrows at the same time.

>Cred Forums is now full of Liberals

What happened?

>Sexual orientation is decided by political orientation
Go back to please.

>Difficulty: Hardcore | Softcore

gamergate

Man, the animation in this clip is nice. What's it from?

I COULDN'T CARE LESS IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A TUMBLR TIER FAT ACCEPTANCE GAME HOWEVER THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SHILLING THIS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AWFUL GAME (AND IT IS TERRIBLE FROM A MECHANICAL STANDPOINT ITS THE LAZIEST FORM OF GAME THERE IS WHILST STILL ACCOMADATING THIS FAT ACCEPTANCE BULLSHIT JUST WITH A COUPLE GUNS TOSSED IN TOO WITH NO ACTUAL EFFORT INTO MAKING THE GUNPLAY SATISFYING)

AT LEAST THE TALOS PRINCIPLE HAD SOME EFFORT PUT INTO ITS PSEUDO INTELLECTUAL BULLSHIT

I don't like fanservice when it is immersion breaking, which it some times is.
I don't care about it if fat tits and well shaped asses are the core of the game, but I don't want to see oversexualized women inserted for my pleasure in stalker or the darkest dungeon. Those things don't mix. Maybe as a mod when the game gets boring, but not as part of the core experience.

But it's true. Hardcore is pretty painful.
>3 less inventory slots
>Enemies deal double damage
>Item stacks have smaller counts

>Fanservice

Dumb frogposter

Fanservice implies you already have a fanbase with specifically defined tastes for some aspects of your media

The game is just released there as no addons or expansions

Fuck off nigger there's nothing political about not liking a shit game with Depression Quest levels of pandering.

>as you progress further the game gets progressively HARDER
>and not just game alone

Dude chill, bro.
Listen
Take a deep breath, don't forget to exhale

Now then, why don't you take a walk and forget about this, its not good for your health

Can somebody answer my question please?

mega.nz/#!VQFySK6T!uoF3qFVxG4NQd0IvbcQu9jdU30xp-a0Aq5dNxtDHFUQ

>Shit game

But its a good game. You just assume its shit because of the sexual content which makes you a liberal SJW hypocrite.

>why is watching a video game so boring

The animations look repetitive too. They could have added variations to the climbing up animations.
I bet she doesn't even have an idle animation.

LITERALLY NOT AN ARGUMENT YOU STUPID SHILL FAGGOT
FUCK OFF TO TUMBLR YOU WILL HAVE BETTER LUCK THERE WITH YOUR FAT ACCEPTANCE BULLSHIT THAN YOU EVER WOULD HERE.

it is impossible to make hand all flat? I see the lower part is "ribbed: too.

Sorry if asking too much I just like contrast between flat arms and head and "ribbed" body

>Appeal
3D Metroidvania with pretty high skill curve and a nice model as a bonus.
>Why not watch free porn
Because I'm not in it for the porn.
>the gunplay is awful
Not really, go play the Demo and feel it for yourself.
>character designs are boring as fuck
I somewhat agree.
>Why spend money on this?
Cause I don't value my money as highly as you do/have more.

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I'm watching the stream you stupid google, there is nothing to this game that makes it look worth playing.

>go to haydee booru
>look up 'haydee'
>0 results returned
What the fuck?

You can't be that retarded, user, it's like saying if you like vaginas you like everything that comes out of there.

>doesn't know how to save out .dds files
Top kek

We don't have anyone tagging images properly.
Also,
>Haydee Booru
>Having anything without Haydee in it

>Watching videos of a interactive medium

woooooooooooooooooo lad

>I am watching a stream

Yeah thats what I thought you sjw faggot. You havent play it so your opinion is worth shit. Get the fuck out of my thread.

I know that Cred Forums doesn't play video games is a meme but play the goddamn video game or at least the demo you cum slurping retard.

>he doesn't like Skellys

Nice

Fetish fags are depressing.

I can kind of see the workings of an extremely early concept build of a metroidvania here but I think that attempting to claim that a "3D Metroidvania with pretty high skill curve" is just wishful thinking.

I prefer tits above all.

>What's the appeal of this game?
Portal/Qube ripoff with shit gunplay
>Seriously what value does it have?
It belongs in the bargain bin

>Why would somebody actually spend money on this?
Because autism

>Portal/Qube ripoff

what?

>sjw faggot

torrent when?

>Portal rip-off
Have you fags really never played D/Generation?

I can't prove it to you, but it is true.
>Have access to almost everything early on
>Can go wherever you want
>But to do many things at ends of various paths you need something specific from another path
It uses the core mechanic of a Metroidvania, that of open and varied exploration.

Why would I want to waste my time playing a game that looks like shit you stupid fucking dindus?
>hey guys watch this stream the game looks good
>I don't think the game looks good
>well wtf do you expect it's just a stream lololo
Is liking this game just a meme?
Are you guys just shitposting?
Please tell me you're just shitposting and that you aren't this retarded.

google Qube

>He can't quickly understand block extrusions
Get a load of this fag.
I bet he thinks he is here too.

WHO /DRUNK AS FUCK/ HERE

Considering the actual 3D Castlevanias have been utter shit, this game is the next best thing.

See the problem with your image is that she already has a nice ass on top of having amazing breasts, there's no comprise there.

>1 streamer
>14 viewers

why do you tell lies

Right but that's just the very basis, the surface elements of a metroidvania, most of what makes a game a metroidvania is its level design and honestly the level design just looks a bit pants

I'm drunk on brain fog from fPping too much

Sweet, I'd rather buy this than buy the latest shitfest by EA or Activision.

>Every streamer and their mom is going to twitchcon

Who the fuck will we watch

It took me a while to wrap my head around it, but the level design is pretty good, not great, mind, but pretty good. It does the joke of confusing the everloving shit out of you, but never once resorts to impossible geometry.

i cant understand a thing the vodka is too strong
BOIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiii

Every streamer and their mom going to Twitchcon, obviously.

>joke
job.

Would be nice to have a plush hole to fuck right now

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Just playing FF14, waiting for a torrent.
Idk why i want to play this game so much. Dont get me wrong, the robot is fucking great fap matieral but i could give a shit less about that. I played the demo and love it and i guess i just want more

lurquemo.or

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mega.nz/#!UEUUXZ7I!kmnX49AwHF7N2DY0FOWRKTW4ArJLi_AdteBUGtoVO_s

FUCKING AWESOME thanks anonski

I luv you boi

4u man

>youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ

a minority of red high test whites rule those effeminate blue countries. niggers have higher test so they'll show up more red.
>mongolian warriors vs china
>north korean master race vs south korea

>sweater puppies

i hope someone makes a mod with knee socks and long gloves.

Since July 4th 2014.

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you're trying too hard mr. marketer

>5 hours ago
please stop acting dumb user

>it isn't chrome ass
This is disgusting

Someone make her boobs smaller

so whats the game about actually

Torrent yet?

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Every day we drift a little bit farther from God's warmth

>asking for a torrent in a shill thread

Haydee aka Nigger weebshit

Pandering is fucking boring

I know everyone’s got their own thing, but this doesn’t even seem sexually appealing. Like, those are just so unbelievable that it’s not really registering to me as sexy in any way.

Fuck this guy, someone make them bigger.

>weebshit
>made by Russian devs
>references nothing Japanese at all, if anything it only takes inspiration from Portal
?????

>God
>Created humanity in his image.
God is the biggest fucking NEET in existance user.
The bible is his self-insert fanfic of himself and Mary was his waifu so much so that she had to give birth to himself while she was a virign.

>he didn't make his Haydee white

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Sorry sorry, I forgot Cred Forums lacked reading comprehension. It's the equivalent of weebshit FOR niggers, dumb nigger.

we did it reddit!

this ass deserves a beauty mark on the thigh

>that asshole
Please tell that's there without mods.

Reading comprehension has nothing to do with you being a retard, user.

Goodjob Reddit !

Well, gee user. How am I supposed to infer that from "nigger weebshit." It might just be a compound insult! Your taste is irredeemable.

I want shadman to leave.

There is no asshole user

>if you don't like giant uncanny nigger ass and tits attached to robots you have shit taste
nah my man

It's kind of subtle, but there's a patch along her asscrack that is slightly darker than the rest.

You ever been to tumblr?
Bunch of hypocrites they are.

>just a shitty human with robot parts added on top
talk to me again when you can mod her into an actual robot

archive.is/zdLBU

Jesus fuck, it's a fatass woman with no spine and a robot head. Talk about low standards.

I wish I could buy a Drossel figure....

>Patricia Hernandez
Now we know who's bombing these threads so hard.

Why is it so fat

Drossel a shit.

>A mod to make her not fat

Why not make it official

pedo spotted

I like lolis and I also like this game. Don't be so divisive. user.

source pls

>kotaku made an article about haydee being sexist
>it's by patricia hernandez
When did the world get taken over by memes?

>Too obese
no

>watermelon

There's only one stream on twitch, it only has 12 people, the OP's a shill faggot

Seems the porn Warframe community is quite a big thing. With the difference that frames have better models.

exhentai.org/g/708956/67c2f5ce35/
Luckily for you, this is one of the cases where I immediately know the source just from the dialogue. Benantoka's other stuff is also pretty good.

Better, unique models all bring controlled by shotas for /ss/.

BORN
BORN TO BE ALIVE

pls respond

>Twitch is the only way to gauge a game's popularity
>179 unique IPs in this thread alone
Wew.

She's basically Patty Wagon?

fuck this water room with the rising pillars.

why are water levels always shit?

To do it you need the remote dildo and at least 1 wifi button

to do it and not have to leave the wifi button behind, you need 2 wifi buttons

You need the remote and the wifi button for the last button if youre in the room i think you are

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Omg.

Yes

Guess we can migrate here, so says I the OP of said thread

mandatory mousepad.