Remember when he was our literal guy and everyone rooted for him on the Tester?

He converted to judaism

we thought he was still the col dude from newgrounds when we didn't know shit abut him. As we grew to know more about Arin, the way he thinks, his shit opinions, we realized he is definitely NOT our guy.

He's a douche.

Doesn't know shit about video games, but pretends to know shit about video games.
Ran GameGrumps (like it or not) into the ground for easy money.
Is a cuck.

>metal jesus in faggot tier
woah woah woah I'm okay with everyone else in the bottom, even cgr ever since patreon cock sucking, but kill yourself metal jesus is goat

>Remember when he was our literal guy and everyone rooted for him on the Tester?
>What happened?

Everyone realized who our real guy was.

Reminder that DSP is actually based and Cred Forums has been brainwashed by Arin and The Zaibatsu into believing he's an idiot.

Stop being a sheep.

His DNF review:
youtube.com/watch?v=Th2z0xT-X5s
His RE6 review:
youtube.com/watch?v=3_MY3BRrE1g

His Halo 3: ODST review (part 1 of 3):
youtube.com/watch?v=3tyVxk0juyI

His AssCreed Unity review:
youtube.com/watch?v=5VOkTBGJbyk

His 1886 review:
youtube.com/watch?v=-oTBvJYb0Yw

His Evolve review:
youtube.com/watch?v=9Unbg_9dkFM

Calling out Bungie (Destiny) (30:00):
youtube.com/watch?v=u8NJeTmroMY#t=30m

His stance on GamerGate (easily one of the most mature and level-headed I've seen yet) (39:16):
youtube.com/watch?v=tk1FMam9yiY#t=39m16s

Five Nights at Freddy's:
youtube.com/watch?v=HehkqUuJyV8

Nintendo being faggots (38:55):
youtube.com/watch?v=2i3epDsznQs#t=38m55s

Calling out Anita Sarkeesian for being a Professional Victim:
youtube.com/watch?v=aazXmCp-uds

Dropping Truth Bombs regarding Twitch (27:25 onwards):
youtube.com/watch?v=cNoFu1Q3wdE#t=1646

His thoughts on shitty video game reviewers (Revelations 2):
youtube.com/watch?v=GwIHqqK0fs8

Also, as a streamer:

>Does not accept donations mid stream to interrupt game
>No follow/subscriber alerts
>No stream gimmicks
>No facecam
>Keeps circlejerky viewer-interaction to an absolute minimum
>Literally just the video game
>Moved to YouTube streaming because Twitch wouldn't allow him to stream at 1080p/60FPS

DSP's M.O.? Video games. The video games come first, and he as a player comes second. More Lets Players should be like this, but only DSP has the integrity to actually follow through.

If after all this you're still a typical anti-DSP Cred Forums mouth-breather... well, sorry, I tried. Guess you can't save them all.

That's OK at least he didn't tranagendered over losing an event *cough cough cosmo cough*

Quality bait user enjoy the (You)

He still is hes everything 90% of people here wish they were, UNFORTUNATELY he was honest about the POS that OOT is and now people pretend thy hate him despite talking about him everyday.

>No facecam
youtube.com/watch?v=JuCLGRN6GFQ

>All this autism
>For a guy who has repeatedly shit on his fans
>He's doing it for free

I didn't know one man could be cuckolded this hard.

This is accurate, as DSP is literally just Cred Forums incarnate. A loud manchild who sucks at games but you can't help but still come back to

Whatever happened to this guy?

Wasn't he proved to be a transfaggot by someone here? They said he had a lot of tells.
Apparently he really likes dressing up as a girl and knows a LOt about the surgery they get.

Fuck off, shill

All ecelebs are cancer

We wanted to see Sony make fools out of themselves and everyone involved, and they did.

I see you finally took
>doesn't monetize videos
out of your pasta. You need to take
>No facecam
out of it too, as he's done it on several occasions.
>His M.O.? Video games
You should probably take that out too, since all he does is complain about views.

can we talk about fucking stupid the tester was?
the prize was a fucking minimum wage shitty jobs but MUH VIDEO GAMES SO IT MUST BE THE GREATEST JOB EVER

BETTY SPAGHETTI

Yep.

Also he's just a gigantic fucking idiot (probably due to the fact that he's a high school dropout). Everyone on the channel is smarter (and funnier) than him, except for his pig wife.

>(easily one of the most mature and level-headed I've seen yet)

10/10

this is true

>inuitinua
>you will never cum on her eyebrows

You have a somewhat lets just say thin, popular newgrounds animator.
He made vidyagaem jokez during a time when the internet was still fairly young.
Then in 2012 he starts a lets play youtube channel with another 20 something who likes videogames by the Jon "JonTron" Jafari.
Soon people understand that both have fairly shit opinions about videogames, but keep watching because they were still occasionally funny.
With his e-celeb fame, Arin, a borderline retarded manchild, attracts a young woman by the name of Suzy, his first girlfriend.
She leaves him to go fuck a chad and then comes back to him because unnammed chad probably wasn't pulling down as much and wouldn't be able to signal boost her makeup shit as hard.
Suzy then succeeded in crushing Arin's "pipe dreams".
Jon leaves because lets just face it, Arin is an intolerable faggot and so Arin replaces him with a young version of Weird Al Yankovic.
He also stays around for the signal boosting Arin can offer him and his friend's band.
It becomes quickly apparent that Arin doesn't really have anything close to a likable personality and is in fact, a huge faggot.
He also starts getting really fat.
Arin marries Suzy and he forces his even more unlikable wife onto his lets play channel.
Things come to light like his homoerotic highschool club, shitting himself while recording an episode and his foundness for gay Japanese bath houses for which to stare at his friends' naked wieners.

The exact point I personally stopped liking him was when he did a twitch stream with Chris "Oney" O'neill (Another young man of whom he has recorded himself kissing on the mouth) while playing Ocarina of Time with the prima official strategy guide the way only a certifiable retarded person would do in a game that can be defined with the words "puzzle" and "exploration".
Not even giving any real attention to the game and then wondering what he was supposed to do.
He then made a 30 minute video talking about how much he hated it.

What's it like being a 15 year old in 2016?

people didn't really realize what an idiotic faggot he is.

>it's another Cred Forums is jealous of e-celebs episode

I'm really starting to hate this show.

no hes a total faggot, just like his wife's son.

I like it when those episodes get derail with shitposting either with dubs claiming or gets.

5

>her

Wait, what's wrong with super bunny hop? Everyone else I get, but I thought SBH was alright?

its not jealousy, we care enough about the quality of this board to post the truths about these deplorable people.

low quality bait if anyone tries to respond to me then you just proved me right. if no one responds to me then you are to scared to disagree with me and know im right

Litterly who?

Why wouldn't we be jealous? They get to make money by filming themselves play videogames and babbling about stupid shit.

But we all know who the real heroes are.

who the fuck is that in the top tho
He looks like a faggot

I love the Dunk but his opinions and overall video quality have been the pits as of late

He's like that one arrogant shithead from your highschool that seems smart if you don't really know him, but is actually just full of shit. I think once Game Grumps got started and people saw how cocky, insufferable, and bad at video games he is, they stopped taking him seriously.

He married an alien and got his soul harvested.

is Joseph Anderson /ourguy/?

He seems more legit when he is hanging around with Chris.

Cr1tikal is a beautiful human being.

i know you are but what am i

/fit/ should love him to

According to his testimony, he used to be a fat fuck in high school, but he worked out enough to be a hotass beefcake. The crazy thing is he's still fucking spaghetti like the rest of Cred Forums, even though he's hot as hell.

Course, as far as being a videogame youtuber, he should have everyone's respect. Almost all his money goes to charity. In fact, I'm not sure if any of it even goes to him. I think he might just be living off scholarships.

how can you fuck up decent genes so badly?

he's still a fat fuck

Your order of those events is off. He began begging for Suzy back in his Newgrounds days. Before he started Game Grumps, he tried to be a legit game designer made Sequelitis. Even that first Suzy "break up" happened before he even started properly on youtube.

He became a cuck
youtube.com/watch?v=GMOgPaQT_eg

>i finally caved in

Jesus, poor bitch

Maybe she had a flash of future where he would bring in dosh for her and she could get fat in peace and fuck chads and thus settled for him.

>young version of Weird Al Yankovic

You do realize that Dan's nearly 40 right? Calling him the young version of Weird Al Yankovic would be like calling Chuck Berry the young Muddy Waters. Not technically wrong, but... 40 years man.

A faggot

>Always pictured Cr1tikal as a dumpy, chubby guy with a receding hair line.
>He's actually handsome as fuck and ripped.
>tfw only slightly younger, but metabolism is slowing down, and new job is a desk job with no exercise

>young version of Weird Al Yankovic
Look, I love Dan, but he ain't no Weird Al. He's nowhere near as funny or talented, or smart for that matter. In case you didn't know, Weird Al actually has a degree in architecture. If anything, Ninja Brian would be Weird Al's equivalent.

Didn't he start doing shit in Newgrounds when he was around 15 or 16? I thought he was 4 or 5 years older than Suzy. Does that mean he was hitting on a pre-teen?

wtf I hate Jontron now

FUCK YOU

super early voice shit with some DBZ thing i couldn't stop laughing at when i was younger in, god, 2002 or 2004 on newgrounds?

BASED

I love how Pat the nes punk is so literally who that I can still enjoy.

Shame about jared too bad theglame glumpsgot to him