UK's Top Police Warn That Modding Games May Turn Kids into Hackers

>it's a "Cred Forums doesn't read the paragraph-length article" episode

>the NCA said it wanted to educate young people with an interest in computers and suggested that those who mod online games in order to cheat may eventually progress to using low level cybercrime services like DDoS-for-hire and could use steering in the right direction. "The games industry can help us reach young people and educate them on lawful use of cyber skills [...] we are seeking to promote ethical hacking or penetration testing, as well as other lawful uses of an interest in computers to young people," Jones said.

Wow, it's fucking nothing.

i guess moding games is HARAM now?

UK YES

BAN ASSAULT MODS

Sweden, please go.

I'd rather die.

Wow, hot a what baabhiabiat

>France still haven't gave boats to all the refugee waiting to reach the uk in Calais
Why?

Because they do what we fucking tell them to do.

The Queen says "keep the cunts on your side of the river" then the cunts are staying on that side of the river.

>The Queen

Don't be a pooter
Bin that computer

Don't chat shit mate, I'll call her on the phone and tell her you chatted shit.

She'll bang you out, cunt.

God the germany UK rivalry is so one sided.
Nobody in germany gives a single fuck about the UK.

They care way more about the dutch and rivalries with them.

>being this mad

There is literally nothing wrong with being a hacker.

I am not german btw.
That is how one sided the rivalry is. Nobody german even thinks he should reply to you.

Yeah, it might convince them to join anonymous.

Hans, don't pretend like all you cunts weren't begging us to stay, and then salty as fuck for weeks after.

Literally nearly an entire fucking month of German tears that we bailed on your gay union.

I am not german. I am italian.
I am very anti-eu but I am just saying the germans don't give a single fuck about.
Concentrate about your rivalry with france. With them you can have banter.
Germans don't think about you.

>I am not german. I am italian.

Oh so you're that other country we fucked to death and have been salty as fuck ever since?

Lol fuck off Mario, go make a pizza and fuck your hairy sister.

>learning will turn you into a hacker

>being this mad you are irrelevant

>Concentrate about your rivalry with france.

Also on this, what fucking rivalry? France our some of our oldest friends.

Fuck outta here with your gay shit, you pizza eating, hairy sister fucking, plumber looking guido

FUCK THE POLICE

Says you, Hans/Mario.

We only talk about you when we remember "Hey remember those countries that tried to fight a war against us"
"Oh yeah, those guys who got fucked to death"
"Yeah lol"

you think that's bad

Nah they're too busy getting raped by refugees

Man Ahmed's cock really did a number on you.

>Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson has said the UK will support Turkey's bid to join the European Union despite voting to leave the bloc.

independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/boris-johnson-uk-support-turkey-ankara-bid-to-join-eu-despite-brexit-washing-machine-a7332651.html

Just gonna leave this here

This makes no sense, no one gives a shit about people being racist towards asians.
Not even asians care.

washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/05/04/germany-welcomed-more-than-1-million-refugees-in-2015-now-the-country-is-searching-for-its-soul/

Sure, we get raped by them every now and again. It happens to everyone. Niggers rape. That's what they do.

You however, Hans. You fucking invite them in.

This is why the world hates you. You're weak. We can smell it on you.

>he wants to ruin the UE before leaving it

>too afraid to say muslim gangs

This was the problem, not them being asian. No one even calls middle easterners asian unless they're trying to not say muslim

>Germans are less likely to consider themselves “global citizens,” compared with people in other large countries

Isn't why you left the EU?

>Isn't why you left the EU?
>Isn't why you

Google translate failing you, Hans?

We're speaking English. ENGLISH.

Nobody gives a fuck about your language. Speak ours properly, or don't speak at all.

>Sure, we get raped by them every now and again.
ahahahaha
Britcucks

Brb, being German and inviting 4 million refugees into my country.

go be a gramarnazi on reddit faggot

Thanks fuck they're leaving the EU. Literal nanny state filled with tech illiterate fucktards.

Sorry guys, Dad is having a schizophrenic attack again, please just ignore him

Remember people, extensive knowledge of computers makes you a supervillain.

>germans are outraged about sexual attacks
>Brits accept it as part of their life

You are a cuck. The biggest in europe.
Fucking pathetic.

I was wondering why western muslims always post with a british flag on Cred Forums and Cred Forums. You are the actual cucks. That is why you insult everyone else. Even though americans and germans and nobody gives a single fuck about you.
You are fine with rape and you are lashing out at everyone else.

God its like I am finally seeing brits for what they are.

Go get fucked by refugees in Germany, Hans.

Shut up son, Daddy is shitposting.

This isn't Cred Forums, faggots.

Behead those who insult PC.

>>Brits accept it as part of their life

Says the man importing FOUR MILLION refugees in YEARLY

Get fucked, Hans. You WANT to get fucked by refugees, we don't invite that shit into our countries.

You get laughed out of Cred Forums with an UK flag. He has to post here.

German here, I wasn't even aware there's supposed to be some rivalry with UK going.
I'm sorry you feel that way UK.

I am not sorry.

>source: VICE
everytime, americans

There is not a single german in this thread. Again I am Italian.

Germans do not give a fuck about you. Americans don't either btw.
They also laugh at your "banter"

Police is overbearing on trivial issues, more news at fucking 5.

Anyone else remember being lectured by some school-police liasion officer about how weed gave you schizophrenia and would 100% lead you into a life of mafia-tier crime?

>Again I am Italian.

So you're "Country that tried to wage war on UK/USA and lost number 38373"

Take a fucking number and sit down. Nobody gives a fuck about you.

Notice who's language we're speaking.

No, you mafioso. Go back to your familia.

>speaking
voice to text phoneposter fag detected.

We are writing American English on this American website made by an American weeb.

English is not your language anymore.
Most people associate it with America. Even in Europe people learn American English in school.
America is why this language is relevant.

Up here they said that exstacy literally makes holes in your brain, and I remember calling bullshit even though I had no idea why that was impossible.

And don't you forget it

USA USA USA

>America
would have been nothing had it not been Britain who laid the foundation. The rare pepe frog Frenchies, hues cannot unto institutions or economic development.

America is one of the, if not THE greatest countries on this planet. And they became great by getting independent from you.

So who knows? I hate the fucking EU but maybe it will become great without the UK.

Who would have thought that all the stereotypes about America actually apply to the UK?
USA/UK cool kid club when?

consoles are creating the ultimate cucks starting right on the uk
10/10

>I hate the fucking EU but maybe it will become great without the UK.

With Italians and Germans in it?

Not likely.

Dumb unemployed man poster

>Gaben ackbar!
Remove PCuck.

they are even more obnoxious than americans
just look at this thread

>PC is a platform of peace
my ass.

haha

>London

Nice try Hans but that is code for Pakistan.

So, If I learned programming does it mean I'm the terrorist now?

Cry harder lads. If you're not in the UK/USA/Canada/Australia/New Zealand then you're fucking worthless, lol

Funny how you have to clomp to other countries to feel relevant.
America and Australia are great alone. The UK is a joke.

>London
>not under Sharia law
that's haram and you know it.

Nobody cares what you think, Hans.

Nobody cares.

>USA
>australia
no thanks mate
cancucks are alright, though

hihi

Console infidels should all die.
You should study the holy programming Quran daily, as Gaben, peace be upon him would undoubtedly do.

>UK

Loli is legal in Sweden unlike your cuckold country.
UK YES.

>UK/Australia/New Zealand
>worth living in
I could compromise safety of my life and money and live in US for there's a bunch of cool shit there
although I'm not particularly willing to

>Loli

Degenerate, kiddy cartoon porn.

Oh what a terrible loss.

>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING UK?

slowly but surely going full 1984.

Hi SJW.

>God the germany UK rivalry is so one sided.
I thought that ended in ww2.

SJWs protect pedophiles, though.

Back to tumblr

I'm from the US, I'm totally for the idea of a UN but for rad non-euro countries

Well Turkey certainly is a better choice than UK to have in the EU.
UK was buttfucked by Turks during the war after all.

That is actually the best test if you are happy and you come from a great country.
Americans don't take banter seriously because they know they are great.
Brits have a really thin skin.

>conflating all mods with online cheat software
Great message, great journalism.

Living in Germany here, can confirm, if anything there's still banter with the frogs

>Americans don't take banter seriously because they know they are great.
>Americans even comprehending the concept of banter

>Brits have a really thin skin.

No, nigger. Its called having white skin. Try it.

Did you know the brits are really desperate for a rivalry with you?
I have been to Hanover and germans in general seem to like or not care about the UK.

Also they talk about that in this british panel show.

youtu.be/6CldlRZ9Xew?t=5m4s

>giving shelter to war victims is now somehow bad
What happened to compassion?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2620957/Ethnic-minorities-make-one-population-2050-Britains-melting-pot-continues-grow.html
>Brits
>White

Pronounce 'Aluminium'.
Give it your best shot, sport.

>daily mail

Oh, lad.

This ain't the journalists message you fucking dope, it's the NCCU's, holy shit you're a moron

I'm not 400 pounds and never leave my bed.

The UK is the most insane nanny state in the world. All of those dystopian novels about a totalitarian England controlling the way it's people think and interact? That shit came true.

Literally worse than China in many respects.

That's pretty cute

>war victims

Anyone got the "why you should not live in China" greentext?

Glad I left. Now all they have are Nigel posters and no economy.

But it's not illegal to be a hacker, nor hack your computer.

For once I'm right.

Unless if you're downloading a car, fuhgettaboutit.

Unless you have more than 10 Terabytes of HDD space

England is pretty much a case study for what happens if you try to build a wall between you and your immediate neighbours.

>And they became great by exploiting the vast natural resources they stole from the natives and harvested via slave labour
ftfy

God why won't you fight Hans? Don't you see how desperate Ahmed is in this thread for you to insult him back?

Because you don't give him the gratification of a response he has to shit up this thread and dump his entire Nigel Farage folder.
Just say anything so he can calm down.

Last time we fought the Hans shit turned really fucking weird.

I believe you Brits pronounce it "allahuminum?"

Yeah, we did, as a matter of fact, most of the richest countries did the same exact thing, I sincerely hope you aren't british, because that would be blatant hypocrisy

>glances at US Mexico border

Y-yeah, England.

How are they natives if humans never started off in the Americas and they were actually just Asian migrants hitting the Americas and doing a shittier job at developing it than the guys who migrated later?

Saying African blacks are natives is correct, as they were there from the beginning.
But Americas? They don't have natives. They just have early and late migrants.

Who the fuck even cares?

>use stupid people and people not from your continent

If the natives had progressed beyond unga bunga sky spirit bullshit they might have been able to do something about it instead of getting rused.

Deal with it.
What the fuck are you going to do about it?