Loltaku

SO IT BEGINS
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Are they talking about Haydee?

Yes, if you couldn't be bothered to click the link and scroll down

>that "you may also like"

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I thought Kotaku got hulkamania'd

I thought the new owner would make them prevent garbage articles.

>Steam Top Seller

First time I see this game.

Are you sure this article is not just an ad?

>video game journalist
>posts other people's reviews

> emoji in your news article

why

I need to make my own thicc video game. Easy advertising.

Maybe they'd like a game with more realistic breast physics.

top fucking kek

>Patricia Hernandez is still employed writing absolute drivel

This is actually pretty tame.
They're not even talking about it being sexist, they're talking about how a) the game sells on sex but has bad titty physics and b) regardless, the game sucks.

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It's not a news article. It's a glorified blog post.

How's the gameplay?

I thought gawker went bankrupt

Why is kotaku still around

He's right

>HAHA I'M GONNA MAKE MY OWN THICC GAME EASY MONEY FROM VIRGIN NERDS
>OH WAIT I DONT HAVE ANY SKILLS FOR GAME DEVELOPEMENT SO I'LL JUST MAKE ANGRY POSTS ON Cred Forums

whoa there projection man

What are you doing?

>patricia hernandez
you just need a name to know how it's gonna end

>These people say they liked the game, but fuck them. I'm listening to these people who agree with my views that the game is trash
>Despite the fact the negative reviews are completely based around gameplay, I'm still butthurt about the sexy main character

>using people's reviews in your own review
the physics aren't great actually

So this game was just manufactured controversy after all? Just like Sony with Ghostbusters.

torrent when

>It also doesn’t know how breasts work.
theyre robot breasts though, the fuck does SHE know about them

sorry. cyborg i guess?

Well the jiggle physics ARE pretty garbage.

why is that site still alive?
i thought gawker died