Duck in gamestop

What is so funny about that?
I hope he bought he a new one.

Nice try, it's all the way over here

sad

CAME FOR GAMES

Ha nope I got it.

>I earned that
Yeah by sitting on the street like oversized waste.
What a gay.

haha epic vintage oldfag meme op

>that kid that tried to be funny but was just an asshole

That's from bumfights you anderaged dummy. Dude beat another hobo half to death, he deserves a fuckin' cake.

DUCKING GAMESTOP

shut up

Were you looking for this 4?

Now post the chink in gamestop

please stop talking about me on this cantonese basket weaving forum thank you

Shut the fuck up you stupid faggot.

>>>/global/rules/2

No, but thanks 4or trying

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I got dat shit.

get shit on BUDDY

OHHHH SHIT HE HAS IT

>stands on it
>it's still in the protective rapper

6/10 would still eat

>Urbz
Wasn't that like Sims gone ghetto or something?

Is that Leon Kennedy?

what is a 4?

What's the best game on that shelf behind the duck?

The excitebike minigame is all I remember about it.

battletoads xd

I bet it is looking for Ducktales

He did earn it. He cleaned for a local bakery and they gave him an expired cake in return.

you're about to find out

>being underage
It's a hilarious radio show where they make fun of retarded homeless people like youtu.be/nqaoQMDgKbU
It's quite amusing, someone has to show those beggars flooding the streets what they are lol

The warriors

those sandals are sick as fuck

edgy

That's not amusing, it's just pathetic.

4u

You know this duck is probably dead in real life now right?

Seven

>lol

While those are some nice sandals, I still wouldn't let it into my shop.

Birds just shit everywhere and ducks are no exception. I imagine that they keep that duck outside because you can't train a duck to use a litter box and they're too big for a decent indoor cage.

unfathomable

So what? So will your mother in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post.

>that look of pure tortured disdain

Nice try, cuckster. I have two dads.

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His owner probably keeps him from raping stuff. That would ruin any duck's life

I prefer to talk about that Seagull that steals crisps.

that's not bumfights you fucking idiot

You know what you have to do, user. It's time.

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are you sure? we have to be absolutely sure before we go through with this.

fuckign casual duck going straight for the guides

I want some properly fucking cooked chicken already, user.

if I call her mommy can I suck her tits?

alright. if you're sure. here's your order.

mm oh baby taste that salmonella

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Checked, and check this out.

This one my man, 4

Not that user but contributing.

cant cook better get myself a cooking show

IF YOU ARE FAT AND CANT COOK YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE

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why tho

loser

quack

Fuck you man, why can't you be more like

you need to rename the file user, that's his bean salad. you need to include the salad part.

Glad he started taking things more cautiously, and started using the much safer alternative, cold oil.

I'll do that m8, sorry for dropping the ball on this one.

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Fuck that looks like some creepy pupper from Dark crystal

Just want to point out that medium rare burgers can actually be good so long as the meat is safe.

It's fine, just don't let it happen again.

Shit why am I laughing?

True but that shit is almost raw inside.

Mexican Matt is a scourge of this Earth.

>heading straight for the guides
Fucking casual duck

but what are the odds of it being safe meat, honestly?

Who is this cunt and is it satire or just 100% unironically horrific?

gross

lmao shit graphics where is his shadow??

I feel you, it's because of how unbelievably assholish it is. It's like those intrusive thoughts you get where you try to imagine what the worst possible thing you could do in a situation is, except that guy did it.

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why do they allow this man near food. stop

id like the see all these clips together in a shitty youtube video with audio i gotta hear this guy when hes doing this borderline retarded shit

>needing a guide
look at this faggot fucking duck

how the fuck did he cut himself on the hand holding the knife?

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truly a master ruseman

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This man destroys everything he touches

I AM THAT DUCK

>that's right, try and stop me. you can't.

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he cut himself on the fish while having a giant mall ninja sword in his hand its fuckin unbelievable

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Is that... Eggs? What is that?

ta-daaa!

For him making it? Absolutely 0%.

For a restaurant? Pretty good. Most places grind their own meats

No, it's real. A duck just stolled in Gamestop thinking he was allowed. Fucking ducks.

AND THE PASS IS COMPLETE

its an omelette cooked in a plastic bag

As an non American I want to ask.
Is gamestop a bigger shop or just a small place where you can buy only games?
Are there also other merchandise like figures, posters etc etc?

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but
why?

cuisine

Thank good Opie is finally retiring

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Was that supposed to be an oily custard pie?

why the FUCK does he do that shit with pressing down on his knuckles?

use your fucking fingers retard, you have them for a reason.

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What a stupid contraption it only takes a minute to cut a potato into fries

I'm guessing he's afraid of cutting himself. The irony is that he is actually increasing the risk of cutting himself by using his knuckles.

in the time he took to do that he could have just used a knife..or you know cut the other end flat. What the fuck.

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Never knew it had a xbox port

oh he is?

If god didn't want us to put our phones there he wouldn't have made them phone shaped.

>cut the other end flat
wow that's...really clever honestly

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H-he's just showing that it's undercooked, r-right?

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Is this god damned Jack?

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This dude is such a fucking retard, he's great.

Will this life hack get you banned like his chicken?

Do latinos from the south have a fucked up pallete or what? Who the fuck uses canned salsa as an ingredient?

I'm a profoundly white washed beaner and this triggers me as much as an SJW in a strip club

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You supposed to do that with chef knife.
Not THAT retarded though

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DUCKING GAMESTOP

is that the fucking party cheese salad
a friend of mine made that as a joke one time

>trying to cut through what i assume is pig skin with a tiny little baby paring knife
Is he fucking retarded?

Eat the eggs.

yes, exactly. you still use your fingers to maintain some fucking stability over the thing you're trying to cut.

That's not medium rare user.

thats not a duck nigger
thats a goose

HE HAS A SLOTTED SPOON RIGHT THERE. HE COULD EASILY LOWER THE FOOD INTO THE OIL!

FUCK.

how did this radioshow get so popular again? by acting like an edgy manchild?

the 00's were a primitive time.

Amusing that people still believe the "duck" meme. Ducks are a myth and havent existed for thousands of years. Still, the government wants to keep throwing shadows before people eyes, pretending they are real when they arent. Just fucking epic. Wake the fuck up sheep.

he thinks
>it says to cook it at 200 for an hour so i'll just cook it at 400 for half an hour

Wasn't that a Family Matters gag?

84

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yeah probably a Full House gag too

Wew

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Theres another one that says that they're just dogs wearing masks. I like that one more.

Those pre-made patties are a plague. Can't go to a single event without those fucking things being there.

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What the fuck kind of knifes is he even using, what the shit?

>Anything but inner filet
>medium rare

When will this dumb meme end? The only reason a small portion of the meat of the cow is served rare-medium rare is because overcooking it makes it taste exactly like mince from any part of it, as well as removing the tenderness of the fiber.

>Buh is man meat to eat raw

Did you raise the animal? Did you try your best not to get attached to it so you can butcher it and feed your hungry family? Did you spend a night in search for prey in the wilderness so you can eat for a while?

No.

You went to the food court and picked up a nice, sterile package of meat which has no hint that an animal gave its life for it. Then you waited in line with old ladies, single moms and that teenager buying a chocolate bar and some energy drink and paid two bucks for it.

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this guy does the watermelon properly

youtube.com/watch?v=nLGGXwOwRiQ

Does this motherfucker have a legit mental illness?
Like, what the fuck is wrong with him? How can he keep making this shit forever?

>Calling someone else an underage
That's a lot of shit for brains, you edgy piece of shit.

is that a wyvern?

Thanks user. I could have gone my whole life without seeing that.

>Offered him a piece
>Steps on it
I wouls love the opportunity to beat the fuck out of this cunt.

Joke's on you, I've learned to close windows really fast and didn't see shit!

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This is Chris, isn't it?

This might be his least worst monstrosity.

>this whole thread
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Imagine eating him out and swallowing his discharge

what is this? Where's the penor?

If I remember correctly they knew this guy prior and gave him a hundred bucks afterwards. Dick move still but eh.

>he fucking adds whipped cream too at the end
This man has to be stopped.

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I don't understand where this dudes confidence comes from. He's ugly as fuck. Why do this to peoples trust?

if I was in that gamestop I'd slap his gfs ass desu

They're pretty small, they're just small locations in malls or strip malls/plazas.

>He can actually cum out of it

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Gamestop is not an America-only thing.

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can't unsee fuck you

Chicken is 165 not 185.