Is he right?

THIS IS WHAT YER DOIN THESE DAYS? BOY, I OUTTAH WHIP YOU INTO SHAPE AGAIN, FAT VIRGIN!

At least I know I'm safe and sound forever

Isn't it past your bedtime?

Not for long bitch boy

Maan, i love getting spitroasted.

Btw, Cody you left minecraft jokes book at school. Chad spit on it th hen shoved it up a couple kid's asses. I don't think you're getting it back.

NOOOO MY MINECRAFT JOKES ;_;

I was thinking of getting the game.
Mostly I don't like the Co-op element. The game will die after six months anyway because it isn't CS:GO. I prefer my single player so if that looks good I may get it.

Bark bark

This is the most retarded thread.

Meow

What the fuck is happening to me-------------~~~~~

Go back inside you stupid mutt

I am growing stronger

Cody, what are you doing on this stupid website ?

Hey bros what's going on? Are we having another videogame thread? xD

GUYS HELP I DONT WANT GO BACK INSIDE NO HELP ME PLGGHGMHMGHMGH

Cool, i always love discussion about videogames sir ;))))))

This reminds me of Pocket Mortys

Anyone here play it? It was good fun.

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>daily nintendrone being delusional
as per usual

To answer the question, no. He's wrong. There are no qualifications to be a metroid fan. Being a fan doesn't limit you to the gameplay. Art style is something you have to factor in. The game was also mediocre.

He's saying that metroid fans didn't like that Ninty made a game that took a change for the worse, and that's apparently being not a fan. He's saying that Nintendo making a supposed sequel to the supposed dead series whilst completely changing the entire forumla is completely fine. That's just his opinion. It isn't up to him to decide who's a fan of what.

tl;dr, Cody being retarded.

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Op i think your thread just got hijacked.
>Meme faggots btfo

What the hell is going on here?

Oh cmon you could've easily have come up with a much better name.

t'd be so easy to get the gun. You know exactly where it is in your father's closet. He showed you how to load it before he left. One of the few memories you have with him.

You could show them all Cody.

I was worried no one would get it.

Being with a big, black man was so great ;). White men no need to apply :))))

Fuck you! I'm the real Cody.

Why are you talking about my wife's son like that?

kys sonnyger

What the fuck do you think you are doing

>Pretendo

You show them Cody

>even as a Succubus I can't get sex

Just a bunch of angry pathetic anons fighting and shit posting.

I think this Todd Howard person is really great, and so are his games.

Thats Americans for you
Cant have a normal fucking conversation with them

Todd, shut the fuck up.

Boy am I one huge fucking cuckold. I sure can't wait to let some refugees fuck my wife!

They'd just wind up laughing at you again. You know that you'd just pull the trigger and the recoil would wind up flat on your ass, because you don't have the balls to practice beforehand. Then just imagine the pitying looks everybody would give you while you were lying on the floor. You're so pathetic you can't even inspire disgust.

Why hello, m'codies.

Fuck off, you're not the REAL Geoff

GEODUDE, GEODUDE!

>pathetic
> a weeb said this

hohoho

>talking about guns
Americans everyone

What are you talking about ? I'm not Todd Howard, i'm Cody Broward, i really love Todd's games, because Todd makes the best games !

>playing pokemon

* =3

Boy I sure do love producing insulin.

>tfw your son isn't the same race as you

R u a gril

R u having a giggle Cody?

...

Funny you should say that.

I'm so angry that I don't live in the best country in the world. God bless the United States of America! One day I hope to live in you!

I can be whatever you want

Cody, you liar. You said Mr. Mosby blocked Cred Forums

Am american myself but i see your point.

Woof

you'll fit perfectly fine with the Sonygger Force, Mr. Cody

Hmmm. I think I am going to try to kill us both later for no reason.

I want to be in this le epin redit thread.

Take my whole bottle, Cody. Life is suffering.

Someone link me to Cody's youtube?

Hello, i am a huge faggot and i suck dicks

i just came back from the dead and came here to say i'm fucking disappointed at you, Son.

I'm so full of cum right now, you wouldn't believe it.

Hey guys, cool thread!

Quick!

Come up with your best alternative Cody name!

It's going to be easy to dispose of it.

oh no

youtube.com/channel/UCSnTLmgjXhmUMxrI32wLN4Q

>be fan of X
>like X for the traits that it has
>want new X game with the same traits
>NOW PRESENTING: X: Y EDITION
>this isnt what i wanted at all
>YOU ARE NOT A TRUE METROID FAN

no

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I love you Cody's Mouth! Even though you are used goods.

this is a shitposting thread, senpai

Niggers

>Metroidfags are so butthurt they make an entire thread about one autist

Worst Nintendo fanbase

>people that hate the game because of art style alone are not metroid fans
>goes on to try to wrap everyone who dislikes the game with this group to deflect all criticism

Someone /r/Cred Forums this thread

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

GET OUT

GET OUT OF MY THREAD

Feds is shit. End of story.

I swear to god I'll post pony just to summon him

a pretendo is a pretendo, you can't say it's half

T-that's a stupid idea no one wants to do that.

kek

he was our problem first, you fag

H-hey leave Cody alone!

STANDING

shit thread

Toasting in epic bread.

Archive this shit!

Only results! This world only remembers the results!!

Don't steal my name, faggot.

I can't believe I have to explain it again """"""Cody"""""""

>girl (male(cody))

i have never played a metroid game. and now i never ever will

did you hear the one about cody's minecraft jokes book?

it was destroyed!

I like big willies in my bum.

Eyo gurl do u wan sum fuk ;););)

And now after it's been forever since then you crybabies don't stop talking about him.

I hope Nintendo continues to treat you band of autists like shit.

I just want to say thanks to the mods for letting this thread last

I cant wait until he posts this on r/Cred Forums for upvotes!!

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HAHAHAE EPXIC I LITERALLYL PISSIED MYSLELF XDXFSDDFDD

Hey guys ;)

i am sorry my friend i did not realize

She's not a little girl, Thad. Go back to prison.

L O N D O N
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>this thread

>"Star Fox Zero is a good game."
-t. Balding Suda51 fanboy, Cody.

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Hi Cody

This thread proves Metroidfags are the worst with this blatant unfunny shitpost thread

H-he's innocent leave him alone!

I have to admit, i didn't know who Cody was and i posted just for fun.

I just want you to know that Cody's mother's husband knows Reggie personally and received an early NX build from him.

Ask me anything.

I don't even play Metroid you stupid fag.

>underagebans make a retarded thread to sperg like what Metroidfags always do
>can only deflect anything by calling them Cody

Cody's just some faggot, no one to worry about

Shouldn't you be in school, little girl?

>there are people Cred Forums take a Freedom Planet hipster's opinions seriously
LMAO, GTFOM/v/

shoo autismo

What's wrong with having fun ?

Don't worry, I have still have it up my ass.

But I can't take it out infront of Chad, or he'll buttfuck me again.

>no world map
>no backtracking
>no item collection

Not a metroid game.

ey Cody fammo

you looking liek a good whiteboi to shitpost with

come visit us some times

archive.loveisover.me/foolz/

What's so bad about getting fucked in ass ? I mean it's great, and you can cum harder than you usually do with prostate orgasms. Chad will make you feel good, don't worry.

>underage redditor who finds this dumb shit funny telling others to get out

>foolz still exists

Why is Cred Forums filled with a bunch of Meme tier faggots

He is most certainly right.

Do you think Yoshi gets embarassed when he poos out a egg?

no user, you ARE the Redditor

Alright, that one's perfect

Hey yall fuck dis thread nigga, lets go kill some honkey bitch.

He's getting aroused while he does that

are you feeling triggered hun?

>ITT: a pathetic tripfag talks to himself because he has no friends
Just go to reddit. They have names and ask stupid questions all the time

WE

>I don't know what a trip is

Can you be an avocado?

>60

wut

What are you talking about ?

This is why we need to ban phoneposters

QPU: quadruple pretendo universe

Of course

i go to VG Facts to fag, a great place to discuss about the little thing Pretendos do on the web.

disqus.com/home/discussion/channel-videogamefacts/nx_is_disappointing_because_i_know_nothing_about_it/

and of course i do have friends. "Pinkie-Dawn" and "TitanGamecube" for starters.

Hey guys, I just got back from r/Cred Forums. XD What're you guys doing LOL.

I hate Pretendos, but I love pre-10s do'!

was he right?

Who wants to fuck my wife's son?

>you're a pretendo if you don't like on-to-go Other M propaganda
what did he MEAN by this?

LOL

Why the fuck do these threads stay but when I make a thread trying to talk about Cred Forums problems it gets deleted saying not video games?

Gotta confess something to you Cody.

Remember that time you didn't like that post someone made on Cred Forums?

It was me, Cody, it was me the whole time.

Hey guys what's up? XD

because it's fun, you fucking pretendo

I couldn't tell you why this thread's still around, but meta threads are typically not allowed, there's supposed to be a rule right now that means each board is allowed one meta threads to reach consensus and discuss changes though. If that's changed I didn't know.

>Pretendos
That looks like a replacement for shills. A bad one.

no its cancer for Cred Forums. this is a random thread goddamn it we have to use the proper boards for the proper things.

I thought the Federation Force bots looked super cute. I liked the look, but it'll be a cold day in hell before I try and play a shooter on a handheld again. Nobody would've thrown a shitfit if it had come out back in the Fusion/Prime days.

i think it's a worthy for good ol Cred Forumsee falseflagging

shall we get started?

way ahead of (You) senpai

No it's Samus, and it feels and plays like shovelware.

It's just as bad as the prime title they released as a launch title for the ds.

>so the story's bad! who cares?
>uhhh art style? dude are you even a fan?
what the FUCK is this guy's actual fucking problem? if anything, he's the one who's pretending to like ninty's games

'preciate it, medicine man.

What do we call fake PC fans?

Normies.