Damn Leon is only 21 in RE2

Damn Leon is only 21 in RE2.

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is there a trailer or whatever for the remake already?

>5'10

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Nothing yet, maybe by the end of the year or right after 7 comes out.

5'10's just average height.

remake is probably gonna come out in spring since that's when RE0 and REmake HD came out and they didn't show gameplay/trailer until winter

Let's just hope it will be good.

this, I can wait as long as it takes if it is as good as the re1 remake

>21 during RE2
>accomplished all that shit
>me
>22
>failure as a man

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Every man has the capability of being a success.

I believe manlets are about 5'7 or shorter
5'10 is normal

Does re2 have less backtracking then REmake or are they pretty much the same type of games with different settings? That shit put me off from REmake

He's still a virgin tho

>Source: My fanfic

Same thoughts.
>Jill
>24 at the time of mansion incident
>Been in delta force and STARS for a while before that

>Rebecca
>18
>STARS chem specialist

Reminder that Japs have a weird perception of age capabilities, to the point they have teenagers in fucking Spec Ops

The cop agent shit is more realistic to be that young, but chem specialist, don't you need a degree for that shit?

"About 3 months ago there was this incident, involving zombie like creatures in a mansion, on the outskirts of this city and my mum got scared and sent me to live with my auntie and uncle in bel air

Cool, I lost my virginity before a vidya character that i'm somewhat jealous

yeah, not as much though

It's so shit that the texture on his right arm is backwards.

The sad truth is that 5'10'' and shorter is the definition of manlet.
I barely survived by lucking out at 5'11''.

>umbrella spend years researching this Virus to better make highly contaigiois killing orgainisms
>they all get rekt by a rookie cop and a litiral teenager, claire only being a baby at 19 years old.

The texture is wha-

Took me a second to see it.

Remake 2 is going to be a dudebro catered blunder isn't it? ;_;

He never got to have sex with Ada. He turned down the ballistics. Manuela is under the U.S government custody. Hunnigan think he's a douche. And Helena decided to move away because she realised how much of a loser that wants to hit some ching chong pussy he is.

He's a virgin.

Reminder that Sherry was only 12, watched people step over and eat each other in the police department, and had to walk around countless rotting bodies that looked like car crash victims, got super fucking ill, lost her parents but came out the tunnel making jokes and shit with claire and leon.

>TRAUMA.

I mean, it was ok in 1998 (look at the SF emblem).

But not now.

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I'd watch that.

it is you idiot

he's also a fucking video game character you dummy. who gives a shit.

Don't forget she was raped by her dad

And now she's hot. Too bad she starred on the worst RE.

>In the sewage disposal.
>goes unconcious.
>see Will.i.am hobble along throgh the water.
>looks at sherry.
>the screen goes dark.
>some bizzare wet squelching sounds for like 4 seconds. Loudly.
"My stomach..."

c-capcom?! y?

One thing that Capcom never fails is to make hot female characters.

The average male American mens height is 177 cm, which is 69.7 inches, which is approximately 5 foot – 10 inches tall.

>spot the 5'10" baby man

Leon may be a young cop, but that does not always help him.

"ADA WAIT."
"CLAIR WAIT A SECOND! HELLO?"
"WHY DOESN,T ANYBODY LISTEN TO ME?"

Ada is a grown as woman and too experienced to be told wit to do by Leon, and although claire is younger at 19, is a college student and prolly gets busted deep inside of, by chads and jocks every night of freshers week.

Sad leon.

Fuck Albert Wesker. Wesker wants to empty the Wesker, fill our streets with Wesker. And run a Wesker making operation out of his Wesker.

But I don't see any in 7

Like you wouldn't with your loli daughter that's like 2 feet tall even though she's 12

a-user? Are you ok?

>Capcom never fails is to make hot female characters.
Claire in Rev2.

>see the backwards texture
>think well sometimes they flip pictures for ads
> see the RPD isn't flipped

The power of CAPCOM!

If your height doesn't start with 6 or above, you ate a manlet.

The good news is that this doesn't mean anything because you can make life work if you aren't shit.

>Capcom: make her really really short!
>Dev:o-ok hows this??
>Capcom:do yo want nintendo to sue us for stealing their gay green elf! Do it again! And for god sakes tits man! Giver giant tits! Do you want this to sell or not! Jesus...

Its all kinds of fucked up.

since when Cred Forums cares about what women whant

really why do you care

>five foot anything
>not manlet
LMAO
6ft is the official manlet cutoff, subhuman.

>you ate a manlet.

Who said anything about women?

Haaaaa gey.

Well they kinda have to make REmake 2 first, the others were just remastered ports.

The average white European (moortuguese and other greaseball arabs don't count) male is 5'11" which means the manlet cutoff is 6ft. I'm sorry, manlets.

Your really gonna turn this i a pasta?really?


thats how pathetic your life is?

OUTBREAK ON PC WHEN

did men actually care about they height? seems something a woman would care

>giant tits
She barely has mosquito bites, I remember plenty of girls having bigger tits than that in middle school

>m-muh women
How insecure are you manlets? Everyone, including men and women, see you as a child if you're below 6ft.

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Japs always have characters be super young.

also if you really wanna feel bad read some early European history where kings who conquered vast territories were like 19 and shit.

Everyone cares about height. No one actually respects manlets. You'll always be seen as inferior to actual men.

Could argue she is a prodigy and went to college early or something.

Is the remake gonna be full 3D or will it use pre-rendered backgrounds?

what?

are americans really so insecure about they height?

I know the books aren't canon but wasn't this the case in those? in fact isn't it just the case in general? pretty sure she graduated college at 18.

Americans are insecure in general, that's why they always need to have the biggest house, and the biggest car and have to carry guns everywhere.

she also became an Immortal Regenerating super-person who can never get sick or be infected with any virus ever again.

and has the capabilites with a 2nd shot of G-Virus to become even stronger and even in more control than Alexia was.

Good news, guts is younger than you.

I'm hoping for pre-rendered backgrounds but its most likely going to be over the shoulder style.

Then there's RE7

Nice moving goalpost you fucking midget

Where exactly in the US is Raccoon City supposed to be located? I always thought Colorado but I think I was just confusing it for Dead Rising constantly since that's in CO.

>I'm hoping for pre-rendered backgrounds but its most likely going to be over the shoulder style.

Me too, I'm having a blast with REmake, there's something about pre-rendered backgrounds that feels so comfy.

Women do care about height and that's why men care

Maybe the next villian should be a birkin-wesker kid, or some shit.

Says the man as he scrapes off the cheetos dust after his 4th bag today and 5th fap to japanese cartoons about teenagers.

You're on Cred Forums. Quit acting like your life is even remotely successful.

The art direction of REmake and RE0 is fucking perfect. Pre-rendered is the most comfy.

a "Mid-Western Town" so anywhere near that mountain range.

doesn't matter now though, its a fucking Tomb, i'd love a game that explores the ruins of Raccoon City, 20 years later.

>Detective

all the main characters in re are genius wunderkind super soldiers apparently.
what if that was umbrella's plan all along

i am projecting probably, but i throught that everybody here was ugly or autistic, why would they care about what women want

>"Ada can't be a spy. I know her too well"
>Literally met her earlier that night

Just finished a Leon B playthrough like an hour ago. Not sure what to play next. RE3?

but Barry, aren't some of those Weskers?

I loved that both of them had weaker versions of their fathers mutations, and Sherry, through sheer accident gained the one ability Spencer longed for for literally 70 years and billions of dollars of research.

immortality with no downside, and she got it entirely by accident.

>short blond hair
>that perfect chest size
>those hips

I swear capcom has an internal team working to make sure they only produce the best girls possible

>Says the man as he scrapes off the cheetos dust
Never had cheetos.
>5th fap to japanese cartoons about teenagers.
I hate subhuman yellow niggers chinks.
>You're on Cred Forums. Quit acting like your life is even remotely successful.
I'm not particularly rich, but at least I'm a grown man, little guy.

RE6 was way better than RE5

sort of, Barry Burton is just your average Dad with a gun fetish, Leon only became special once he was trained by the government, Carlos was so average he didn't even sign on with Jill and Chris's Bio-weapons fighters, and as far as I can tell Claire's only ability is pulling Spats+daisy dukes off and being captured by Umbrella.

AND SHE WILL BE THAT AGE

FOREVER.

sadly no sex allowed in re


not even a lewd kiss

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Wouldn't Guts be about 21 by the current chapter?

That's a lot of suffering for such a short time.

"Leon, i know i am not capable... Of caring about anyone but..."

ARE YOU NOT? Y WOULD HE THINK THAT?

reminder that after running off, ada reapeared after falling from the ceiling, not a door, not a manhole just straight up fell from the sky. Kek.

Why was Leon's plot in RE6 all about the Raccoon City incident going public when in RE4 its established that everyone knows about it already?

Did the writers forget?

Huh? I mean is it stated she will live for ever like wolverine, also why only now at this age?

leon apparently got hired pretty early by apparently just being that good.
claire had some training from chris that apparently makes her good enough to deal with all the shit in 12.
i don't know what's up with carlos, you think he would have showed up to at least die or something.

Japs can't remember characters they wrote in their own manga.

When the president orders a nuke, and congress kills umbrella stock you think the public know s

>lewd kiss.

w-what would a "lewd" kiss look l-like user?

New writers, new directors, people don't give a fuck about continuity.

peak maturity, people "age" to maturity, and only age further due to degradation in cells.

with no degradation, she'll stay 25ish in appearence forever.

no one ever said the entire thing went public.

and by "the entire thing" the fact the government knew what was going on their and fucking nuked the fucking city and why.

Sherry birkin, surley she has become the immortal jellyfish of the animal kingdom.

Yeah and the average "none- moortuguese or -greaseball arab" twink lanklet faggot still lets little manlett tyrone from uganda rail his gf every night.

I'm OP and I'm 6'4. Around that guy's height is average though.

Resident evil does have the best girls when you think about it.

>Join up with some basically eco terrorists for no pay against a crazy corporation that makes monsters and has a private army
>Jill doesn't even offer to suck your dick
Carlos left in search of money and bitches as is the latino way, based Carlos

Raccoon city is always described as "small" yet all the areas we go to, and the "feel" of them point to it being a massive Urban city.
esepcially in RE3, where the first few areas paint the place likes a mini-Chicago, "small" towns don't have massive interconnected allyways, I know I live in a "small" town.

I Second.

For a culture so obsessed with youths, they sure aren't making many.

leon is pure

You're goddamn right

Where sid everwun go?

Jill's tits need to stop growing.

>6ft
>not a manlet
If you're not tall enough to be headhunted for a college basketball team you're a midget, end of

Kind of like dick size.

If your dick isn't making her scream in agony every time you thrust, you might as well just fucking kill yourself.

Dont you like big titties user?

>178cm
>70,2kg

Damn does this mean I could survive Raccoon City?

Which RE girl would you marry?

The only choice for me

I thought he was in his 40's

>wanting Jill after she's been WESKERED

You're talking about the device that was on her chest right?

He isn't a real person.

How many actual cops are 21? None that I would want to answer to. I'm not sure they even allow that.

How can a girl be a manlet?

>90 pound teenage girl

>spec ops agent

said no one ever

The G-spot Virus?

They allow them into the academy and if they graduate they stick them with an older cop
I used to work with this 19 year old kid who graduated the academy but then was almost immediately diagnosed with cancer so was never active

No I'm talking about when she was saturated after being captured

I imagine most of them who jump in that early don't make the cut, but then again there are lots of motivated next level young dudes out there.

Then again, you have 18-19 yos as privates in the military, so I suppose it's not that unheard of.

5'10 is KoM, but still manlet territory

You have no proof, delete this.

5'10 is better than 6'1 and beyond faggot according to that shit ass chart
BTFO by your own chart you mong

>tfw 5'10" Vietnamese
>5'6" dad, 5'2" mom

It's not my fault I have shitty height genetics. Also when do men typically stop growing? 18 here.

they have some really good ones.
i don't know if that would be the case if it weren't by capcom.
i bought remake recently and my god jill is luscious.
them thighs are amazing.

At 21.

We better get an updated version of this

youtube.com/watch?v=JRpKbfrMvNo

Sherry game when?

You're really insecure aren't you?

campaign was meh, but mercs really made the purchase for me.
on the whole i liked it much more than 5

Shut up, Wesker

I stopped growing at 14 or 15.

6'1", half ashkenazi, half anglo.

Makes sense, lot of rookie cops are 21 since that's the minimum age, and IIRC Leon was a rookie cop. Also damn he's light for a cop, I'm over 85kg and in good shape at 20 and 186cm. Also a reservist, though, so I guess that helps.

Reminder that it's canon that Leon is suicidal

Yeah I hate that I'm older than most video game heroes now. I don't want things to change though.

About 10 years ago, Hollywood started catering to older men with disposable incomes by putting Clint Eastwood and Harrison Ford in action movies and giving them 30 year old love interests.

Don't want that shit in vidya.

she looks great and still has a nice ass.
she's just a little older

But Leon is like 38 in RE6

Elaborate.

In RE6 there's a file where it quotes Leon confiding with the future President Benford where Leon mentions that he's thought about killing himself several times but didn't for Sherry's sake

>t. 25 year-old

pro-tip, the average special forces candidate is like 29

>several times

poor baby, I can't even imagine

so do you guys think helena is gone or will she come back?

Yeah, in Raccoon City, where he was surrounded by flesh eaters and other monstrosities. Fuck user what would you goddamn do? And lets pretend you don't have plot armor like Leon did.

just a random ass tiger hanging out with the F-16's on the JDF air base

I was confused by that file cause it makes it sound like he's referring to both and during after escaping Raccoon City. Cause if you remember, Claire leaves Leon with Sherry and then he's picked up by the gubberment and they basically say "you'll work for us or we'll fuck with the little girl."

He just wanted to help old ladies across the street, not be forced into slavery

>tfw 5'10
>my height has literally never come up in conversation in my entire life outside of a doctors office
>not tall but not short
>always been taller than my gf's, never been interested in one taller than me

>ate a manlet

Wew lad, freudian slip from a big ol' tubba blubba? 6 foot don't mean much if your weight begins with three hundred :^)

Claire's (original) voice actress is pretty hot for an older woman too.

She's got big titties and isn't shy about them and she's usually good about shouting out RE fans on twitter.

Action heroes are usually around 6'5 though.

speak for yourself loser not everyone on Cred Forums is a Cred Forumstier failure

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He's the exact height as Aidan Gillen (CIA) from The Dark Knight Rises, who is CM inches taller than Bane. Coincidence? Heh, some things really make you think...

Do you know when this game came out? 5'9" was considered normal height.

Only today has the bar been set higher.

>making re2 leon look serious and badass instead of the bet pussy he was

>5'10 is taller than 5'7
>don't get it at first
>they actually mean 5'10 and 5'07
Fucking americans i swear to god

i wonder why they decided to replace her.
it's not like she's a bad actress

5 foot 70 inches makes absolutely no sense you subhuman.

It's referring to RE2, because afterwards Leon got picked up by the gov because he had experience dealing with biohazards so they trained the fuck out of him.

I know right? She lasted so long too. RE2, Code Veronica, a couple of movies... no reason not to bring her back. Far and away the best actress in the series.

Leon didn't meet Sherry in RE2 until near the end. It's only in Darkside Chronicles where Claire and Leon stick together for the whole game and meet and protect Sherry together. So if you take DC as the bigger canon instead of RE2, then it makes sense that he's referring to Raccoon City.

I know 18-20 year olds on my local force user

>sex: male

Did Capcom just assume his gender?

age has nothing to do with it. she is fugly as hell in Rev2.

Haha I can totally imagine Leon being a repressed tranny

>Tony Stark

Also sorry if i hurt your feelings. I was assuming things

It was his first day on the force.

>She's got big titties and isn't shy about them

Related.

I bet her son's friends always want to come over after school.

>usually

he was always badass

i don't see it.
she looks like a regular person.
that might be the problem you have with it if anything.

You fucking burger faggots need to learn how to write properly and add the zero it needs
for fucks sake
This is why the english metric system is looked down by everyone

hi neanderthal
how does it feel to stick out like a big faggot?
do you need to bend over to talk to guys homo?

youtube.com/watch?v=xBWPWlCJ3JQ

Her face changed the same way Jill's did in Revelations, I don't think either look good.

join showderp

I love it.

Why is she naked?

RE2make when?

Because she's taking a bath, did you ever see someone taking a bath with their clothes on?

Why would she make a video while she's in the bathtub though? I thought she had more class than that.

RE6's controls are better, that's it

>I thought she had more class than that.

Honestly who gives a fuck about class? Do what you want and don't let anyone stop you.

she says why in the video