OH SHIT, MARIO IS FUCKING PISSED AND IS ABOUT TO FUCK YOU UP WITH HIS UNLIMITED SPEED AND ABILITY TO GO TO PARALLEL UNIVERSES
THE LAST VIDEO GAME CHARACTER YOU PLAYED IS YOUR ONLY DEFENSE
CAN YOU DEFEAT MARIO?
OH SHIT...
Bentley Carter
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Levi Lewis
HEALP
Easton Ortiz
Put a pole in the last level of the game
Cooper Lee
Ur gay nigga.
Chase Gomez
This.
Brody Wilson
Victor Vance. I'm fucked
Gavin Gomez
>lost planet 2 snow pirate
>grapple up to the rolling rocks star
>shoot the scuttlebug
What now Funny Valentine?
Robert Wilson
At least I have 12 hours to think of something.
Isaiah Carter
>Mr. Domino
?!
Thomas Ortiz
I'll just catch him when he's blinking.
Asher Jones
...
Camden Myers
youtube.com
yee not so bad now are you Mayro
Easton Garcia
ECHOES ACT 3: 3::FREEZE
So long as you are unable to stop crouching, you are unable to gain speed.
Juan James
>no commentary gameplays
>obnoxious dubstep intro instead
Caleb Sanders
>my Animal Crossing character, who's literally Venom Snake.
I guess I'm fucked.
Carter Wilson
I played as a Red Army soilder with a mosin in COD WAW.
Am I fucked?
Daniel Cooper
BUT MY LAST PLAYED CHARACTER WAS MARIO
Carter Young
>Last game I played was Mario Sunhine
....
Benjamin Powell
>Samus
I'm fucked.
Carson Hill
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nathaniel Powell
>dota's Shadow fiend
yeah im fucked
Jason Bailey
Bring it on!
Brandon Robinson
Last I played was Leon from RE4 so probably not unless I get a super rocket launcher from Ada or something.
Eli Gomez
>Sole Survivor with jeans, flannel shirt and revolver
Outlook: grim
Brody Bailey
Ayy
Gabriel Russell
bring it on you fat Italian fuck
William Harris
>TF2 Medic
If I had a perfectly timed Ubersaw taunt, sure.
Alternatively, if I had an uber just bodyblock him to kill his speed and then saw him to death.
Lucas Flores
>poles
Gavin Anderson
>D44mguy with everything maxed
I'll be alright.
Isaiah Myers
>sole survivor
>riflemen rank 3
>maximized lazer rife
>VATS
yeah I'd like to see mario try
Austin Young
You'll never reach truth.
Ian Bennett
this based cutie can handle anything
Jackson Green
>Reimu "Raping the maid with her own blade" Hakurei
I'll be fine
Anthony Bailey
does mario have his scuttlebugs raised?
Isaiah Lee
Can I somehow get Mario into a bullshit competition? I might have a chance if that were the case.
Camden Williams
>Roland with a Hunter's bulldog.
I have 12 hours. I need 12 seconds.
Daniel Cooper
Assume he has his scuttlebugs raised has all his equipment and can use a presses
Anthony Stewart
Literally no one can defeat Mario