Hey Cred Forums
Let's make a "Western AAA open world game" bingo.
Here's something to work with for a start.
Hey Cred Forums
Let's make a "Western AAA open world game" bingo.
Here's something to work with for a start.
add muh cinematic cutscene shitfest
blatantly overused/outdated memes
fast travel
dungeon "puzzles"
[buzzword] AI
unnecessary invisible walls
>Procedurally Generated
Does that count?
Ubisoft towers
Linear objectives despite open world (IE you have to follow a pre-determined trail between cities, like in Wind Waker where it railroads you to Forest Haven)
>RanGen
>AAA
No, procedurally generated worlds are for indie games.
gameplay segments where you just walk slowly while talking
that one cooking mechanic that was just meant to keep that one intern busy
pets/companions that "help"
giant bug enemies
Who is that?
Is that alright? What elese? Anything to change?
Really shitty leveling system
overused/old memes should definitely not be separate
Absurd amount of collectibles.
Boring map to explore
"RPG mechanics" that are just new, mostly useless moves.
"You can do anything"
"""""""""stealth"""""""""
craftang
Sliding down mountainsides.
Long stretches of nothing.
"See that mountain in the background? You can actually CLIMB IT"
Mediocre crafting system
"Interact with map vantage point to uncover more areas of the map"
extremely basic and easy combat system that consists of 2 buttons at most
What next?
These.
Also empty world, as in a big world but nothing to fill it inbetween important locations.
"2 button melee combat, 1 button for attacking one button to counter when enemies display attacking marker"
No boss fights
More like
>boss fight is a QTE
this
the prequel/tutorial that gets infinitely worse every time you replay it
The standard "mash x and when a little yellow marker goes over an enemy's head, press y to counter" combat system
is there any game not made by ubisoft that uses ubisoft towers?
Well lads, there's lot of things to fix I believe
Mad Max uses hot air balloons, Shadow of Mordor uses towers
oh yeah shadow of mordor wasn't made by ubishit huh
>no boss fights
>final boss is a qte
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a dream/drug-trip sequence
Companions are Americanized anime tropes
Half of the world is doesn't have any function.
Dubsted music
The mountains are just hills that you can climb by just walking
Copied and pasted assets
Terrain is heightmap with objects placed on it
Bosses are just standard enemies with increase health/damage
You can spam potions mindlessly
Cities have less than 10 houses
Factions are obvious good guys and obvious bad guys
"Every playthrough is different!"
ah, the sandbox paradox then
total freedom of movement outside of missions and the totally oposite inside missions.
yeah yathzee said it.
Facebook interactions or forced online
I haven't watched yahtzee in like 4 years. Is he still active?
Add crafting
Multiples season passes
What the fuck is """"""AI""""""" supposed to mean?
That's dumb, every game ever created has that.
No boss and QTE boss should be moved to places where they don't effect each other.
yeah, I mean, what else is keeping the escapist website afloat apart from the meme-man himself?
We're getting there. Soon it will be time to clean the mess.
Keep with it and we will rework this shit.
You can have a "final boss" be a qte but that doesnt mean it is a fight
Oh shit forgot the pic.
In any case what else?
>you can only chose between male or female
The videogame industry is so regressive
Mundane resource gathering
No. It's contradictory as it is right now. Maybe change to "Very important sequence is a QTE" or something.
There's two "Crafting" tiles, "mediocre crafting system" and "CRAFTING".
I think you should rethink fast travel. It's pretty much a free space.
am telling you "the sandbox paradox" as explained here
NPCs give no verbal directions, just a map marker pointing exactly where to go.
Alright niggers, now that it's completed let's debate each sguare individually.
Can't kill children.
remove one crafting square and put
wow zelda gets a bingo already
"Final boss is a QTE" and "No boss fights" are in the same row. Are you fucking retarded?
These are pretty good.
he is he got btfo in a Horizon Zero Dawn thread and got mad
Alright, time to debate each point now, changes have to be made. We need to fix shit.
Not sure how to do it though, should we go for get's? Regalia deciedes or democracy with the post getting most replies wins?
Keep CRAFTING, it's kinda like QUALITY
What about this?
This, just change "mediocre crafting" for something else.
this thread is stupid
Change free space to "Western"
Put airquotes around "RPG Mechanics" and replace useless crafting system with """""towns""""
Release ""Ai"" it's stupid
Western
What to change?
so you are going to post this in the next Horizon Zero Dawn thread to try to shitpost epic
>no boss fight
>final boss is a qt
>both on the same line
stop being so fucking retarded please sempai
More games should have qt bosses.
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"Early Access"
Getting quite there but it misses the major point: NOT INCLUSIVE AT ALL
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Pandering to minorities.
everything you are listing is in jap games two you fucking idiot
OP is merely adding what people are posting, he didn't add much himself. Stop being retarded.
>quest/objective markers
What's wrong with that? That'a how every open world game is structured there's nothing shitty about it
Also name one game with collectibles that aren't useless
the killer
How about instead of no boss fights. "Boss is Easy Bullet Sponge" or something
Bully.
The rubberband ball was fun as fuck.
then way is western in the free space and the OP you fucking idiot
"The Witcher 3"
>way
You illiterate sad being.
so you cant tell me ok
Sorry but wouldn't be true.
How?
What the fuck? What is there to tell you? You're just blabbering all over the thread with your broken english.
Absolutely embarrassing.
Madoka, take your pills please.
let me tell you OP got btfo in a differant thread and got to mad he made this shit you can bake a shitty bingo for any genre of game you fucking fool all of you look stupid
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So just because you don't like it he's not allowed to do it?
Ok, got it.
Also
>differant
>bake
Debate this.
First person cutscenes.
>nu-males
keep crying kid