The 12-year old looking girl is actually over 500 years old

>the 12-year old looking girl is actually over 500 years old

>Game sends you on a panty raid into the girl's dorm.
>While they're all showering you're not able to see any naked girls

Nigger, are you playing faggy cartoon games?

Of the Japanese variety?

Kill yourself, my man. Neck yourself tonight.

That goes for you too, loser.

Nah, that's Bully.

>western gaymes

Sorry. Thought you were a weebshit.

I wish I was a 500 year old Loli, would make my boring life a hell of a lot more interesting

But the girl on the left is cute, and I don't have to worry about her hair falling out in 10 years.

>Implying the girl on the left isn't totally cute and fuckable.

She's probably a real gamer, too. Stop being a homosexual.

Who's the boy on the right?

But they're both ugly as fuck especially the bitch on the right.

>it's a Cred Forums shits on lolis and weebs games on a forum that started out as a weeb culture forum episode

>12-year-old girl is fabled to be a 7,000 year old ancient dragon
>good guys in the game task you with killing her

Cry about it, weebshit. You're a literal cuck.

A Turkroach

>implying western game devs aren't the most cucked of all

Meme spouting already?

Is fucking a stripper a bad idea? Obviously the risk of catching something is pretty high but she's slutty and aggressive enough to blow my perma/v/irgin mind.

Well if you die of AIDS, at least you'll have had sex.

>the 18-year old looking girl is actually 7 years old

Well they're easier to kidnap since they don't have pimps and all of them use fake names anyway.

is this a dog ntr doujin

Source?

>12 year old girl has a birthday over the course of the game
>She comes back the next day with 3 extra cup sizes and a lowcut top

No it's a really good idea. Do it don't be a virgin like these losers.

I thought my increasingly extreme porn habit permanently desensitized me but she got movement out of my little guy. If I somehow manage to go a few days without boredom faps I might even be able to achieve an erection. No way I could get over the STD paranoia to allow her to sit on my face though. It's probably rude to ask for recent test results right?

>not having a broad variety of taste, and limiting yourself to only one region of games

how sad. inb4
>hurr they all suck anyway

I bet you love arguing about which console is best too

Source plz

One was going to bone me the other night, I'm not sure how I feel about having spent money on lap dances and not alone time. Oh well, hopefully she'll be one to stick around, she's pretty fun even if I don't go through with it.

>Natural green eyes
>pretty chestnut hair
>conservative fashion sense
>looks good without makeup

Literally wife material on the left their friendo

>it's a gaia fag episode

I was only in there because I'm friends with the manager. She hung around near closing because the place was dead. I made it pretty clear that I don't spend money in strip clubs. She seems to just be a massive slut, which is honestly what I probably need.

Maybe if she lost eighty pounds we could see what her face actually looks like. Also those brows are bushier than mine.

post the sauce my man

...

Excellent, I get to indulge in my guilty pleasure without doing something actually morally reprehensible.

Legal loli is the best, especially when they're immortal ancient beings.

Left is Laci Green without makeup

How can I achieve this goal?

>1000 year old loli
>a true loli
choose one

Just start posting the lolis already, my dick is out.

>the male is actualy a female because the description says so

...

Left: Decent 5/10 shag.
Right: Turkroach

Easy pick there.

Doubt

The eternal one. Even if touching the true one wasn't an absolutely deplorable act, they won't stay that way for long.

But she's Byzantine, not Turkic.

You know that not all the white people were killed off in 1453, right?

>the attractive woman in her early 30s/late 20s is constantly called an old hag

That's true in real life, too. Women drastically lose market value after 25. They're essentially worthless after 40.

I think you mean legal loli is boring
The thousand year old child archetype is NEVER an actual good character. It's literally just
>I'm older than I look y'know! OwO
Give me a jaded battlehardened loli that'll step on your dick for being a disgusting degenerate and you'll have my attention

>meme zero

>the 12-year old looking girl is actually 12 but they bleep it out

Some age fairly well. Pic related is a 50 year old woman.

>I think you mean legal loli is boring
Whatever pedo.

She looks alright, but I doubt I could get it up for her.

Looks fade rapidly for women. They hit their peak around 16 - 20, level out until 25 - 30, and then drop. If they don't have anything by then, they might as well off themselves, they've lost the game of life.

You can't have your cake and fuck it too

Yes I can, if that cake is eternally in the body of a 12 year old.

I wonder if this is why trannies have such a high suicide rate. Whatever looks they get through surgery, they have less than a decade to enjoy it before their looks go to shit.

It's pretty much the looks, yeah. They don't fit in. 99% of them can't pull off looking like a woman, so they off themselves, because now they don't have the one thing unwanted men have left - a dick.

Unattractive men can just jerk it to relieve tension. Unattractive MtF don't have a penis, and don't get any love.

>forum

>MTFs become monstrosities past age 30
>FTMs get to look like healthy young men for 20 more years

Testosterone is a hell of a drug

...

I love these images so much because people actually try to refute them like they're actually arguments

>Weeb has shit taste
No surprise there

they are actual arguments, weeb

>western RPGs : ugly "le nerd" girl
>eastern RPGs : balding turkroach
You don't like RPGs huh?

If she lives amongst turkroaches, she is a turkroach. They pick up the genes through osmosis

DEVASTATING