Help with finding a game for my handicapped girl friend

Xcom2. Help her make 20 or 30 rookies to use as a soldier list. Give them backstories together.

>being so pathetic you play video games
>being so pathetic you talk about video games on an anonymous japanese image board
>being so absolutely pathetic you dont even play video games anymore and just shitpost your life away
really makes you think huh

the bottom of the stairs id wager

>turn based games
>telltale games
>walking simulators
>point and click games

OP you don't need our help

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SFV

Mild kek

Made my neurons fire, I'll say that much

My gf isn't crippled tho

>I need to give her a distraction from her crappy time home while im at work
A nice black bull should do the trick.

This right here. Point-and-clicks and stuff like Life Is Strange would be your best bet. They have much slower gameplay simpler mechanics. Maybe also try classic FFs; slower gameplay and women love Final Fantasy.

>my girlfriend

I 2nd this

>Life is strange would be your best bet

At that point why even bother playing video games you may as well read a book

non-ATB turn based JRPGS
VN's
Point & Clicks
Civ games

Fuck games. Give her pic related

3DS is pretty good for this. Someone already mentioned Fire Emblem. Also try the Ace Attorney games.

>16 years old
>at Bible Camp
>playing football with the rest of the kids
>notice unbelievably gorgeous girl in a wheelchair on the sidelines
>make my way over there
>start talking with her
>find a tennis ball, start playing catch
>she opens up to me, tells me she's paralyzed from the waist down
>spend an hour or so talking
>asks me if I want to meet her by the lake at sunset
>it's actually happening.jpg
>show up at sunset
>she's sitting on a blanket with her chair folded up next to her
>sit down
>talk some more
>start making out
>start fingering her
>she whispers "fuck me" into my ear
>start fucking her
>it's kind of weird because her legs are flopping around and shit, but she seems to be into it
>suddenly hear a councilor yell "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?"
>oh shit
>tell her to run
>bolt into the woods holding my pants around my waist
>turn around
>wonder where she is
>suddenly it hits me
>mfw

kek

>walking simulators
that's cruel m8

Nothing is more vanilla the our sex life

>Reposting the shittiest greentext possible

user you're better than this.

both kill yourself filthy genetic defects. fucking wrong people lost ww2

>stuff like Life Is Strange
This is probably good advice, although Life is Strange itself might not be the best choice

Guitar Hero

Dance Dance Revolution

Bedtime

Have you thought about oculus rift

This country is fucked because liberal enablers like YOU let retards like OP and his defective sex toy breed. Not to mention keeping niggers, spics and slimes as pets. You're all traitors.

I am op. And her name is Jennifer.

Why did you post this hateful symbol, OP? I know you're trying to secretly communicate with your white supremacist cohorts.

>Any advice on types of controllers for consoles or mouse/keyboards would be appreciated like a mother fucker.

Play Audition

Date with her

youtube.com/watch?v=H4ltltXQMzE

Be one suave motherfucker

Hi Cred Forums.
I'd gladly have a few more keks today. Please continue.

Lurk Cred Forums less

Slimes aren't real user,

They're RPG monsters.

Might be to hard considering her motor function and fine motor control

Is their a really really slow beginner mode?

>user you're better than this.

No, I'm not.

>Who would be so pathetic as to do that?

>its real
at least its one meme that normies won't steal from us

Im sorry, but you dont have a choice. You're a nazi now.

>Walking Simulators
>Crip

>Being so shit that you talk down on an user that just wants to play video games with his crippled gf.
>Implying you have a gf

What a big man lol.

Wii Fitness

>Is their a really really slow beginner mode?

Yes

youtube.com/watch?v=Uawn8YiHJHo

The game has plenty of really slow songs in all modes.

post steam i will give you the rundown

Attack On Titan Tribute Game will do

>Mfw I'm white but my gf is Hispanic
>Mfw my ex was Hispanic
>Mfw I get to be a race traitor and perpetuate Cred Forums's fears

Dumb green been, red bell pepper, cumpled paper and scissors poster.

kek'd

What can/can't she do? Would she have an easier time with just a mouse, just a keyboard, or a controller?
Anything turn based would probably be recommended since reaction times and motor skills are completely unnecessary.

Turn based games tend to have a lot of UI elements to click on

I believe he meant mudslimes.
Of course only niggers are an actual problem with all the riots recently

yeah, because we don't face the constant threat of fucking slime terrorism 24 fucking 7 you fucking retard. it's ONLY just the niggers. FUCK YOU

That still seems a little too fast for her

>mfw its not a joke
>this is a real article

Wii Tennis

When was the last time a muslim actually did serious harm?
Then compare that to how many people fucking niggers have killed and all the riots they caused because some other nigger dindu nuffin

The slowest songs in the game are 80bpm. For comparison's sake, the average player plays 128bpm songs.

Very rarely someone will do a song higher than 128bpm

You can even carry her in other modes. Some modes have different scoring systems where points don't even fucking matter

oh fuck off you obvious MIDF shill

VNS, turn based games, point and clicks, certain puzzle games... SRPGS might be good, Disgaea or something. JRPGs are a safe bet. Some simulator games where it's basically turn based and time moves on certain phases might be good? Like, a shop only run for Recettear?

I'm not shilling. I'm saying that when you compare niggers to muslims that niggers cause way more deaths in the US.
This is just a straight up fact

going to forward this thread to Cred Forums so they can come in and curbstomp you, obvious MIDF piece of shit

Do you have the one about smoothies? 2011 origin I believe. Around the same time as back that as up.

Disability specialist here. Be more specific about your girl's functional limitations. Coarse motor? Fine motor? Can she use a mouse or stylus? Can she physically stand and walk around?

and post her fucking tits. Don't hold back on delivering cp titters.

Don't ruin this guy's thread man, make a new one. Let this guy have his little bit of happiness you filthy fuck

I get the feeling OP is a good person and that makes me feel warm inside.

you have been severely misled. Cred Forums is the imageboard of peace.

Cred Forums is the imageboard of peace. Cred Forums is done killing.
Cred Forums wants to raise a family

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I was waiting for this.

Destiny. It's so easy even a cripple can beat a raid solo.
youtu.be/9XCuMxMz_IE

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>Being butthurt in the defense of some guy with a crippled gf
>Implying I don't have a gf with a completely functional body

lmao @ your life

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awww :3
I want to marry her and make her happy every day

Don't ever link me to your containment board again, thanks :3

>dont ever talk to me or my wife's son again >:3

It should be illegal for someone to be this adorable.

Delete your fucking tumblr
NOW

Your meem is a little stale ^-^

Oh look! It seems you posted in the wrong board! Let me help you out.

See, here on Cred Forums we have certain boards for certain reasons. Judging by your post, you should have taken a left turn into the hall marked "CONTAINMENT" instead of continuing on to "HOBBIES".

It's an easy mistake to make, so don't feel bad! Just next time make sure to stay within your board-ers! hahaha

End your miserable existence you fucking faggot

>handicapped girl friend
post pics

Fuck man, please upload that to mega or something.

I am also a sad shell and would love to read through those.

turn based RPGs

what happened to her?

>katawa shoujo.jpg

Fuckin upload that shit senpai.

they may not have come out right, but those are some nice cakes.

slightly rated below what it should have been

don't ever meme at my meme or meme meme's meme again

this

Whenever I see this webm, I feel uncontrollable rage because she can't just flip the fucking pancakes, but my heart melts at the same time.

holy shit

I belive you don't have a girlfriend, enjoy your hand.

my god man, how?

fucking kek. you faggot, you're so obvious.

Any idler? Like cookie clicker, takes little to no action. And anything turn based, just not something with "oh shit too small to click nigga", so less HMM, more Disciples.

How's sec with her like? Can she resist if you decide to stick it in her butt?

upload it pls

If she just has trouble with speed and shes not retarded she could play Civ

Not even kidding, try the Bayo series

I'm so fucking glad I went to therapy for my CP when I was a kid

honestly fuck you. you think that cripple girl doesn't want to end her life for being such a burden? what a daft cunt you are.

Have you tried a turned based strategy game like Disgaea or old final fantasies?

This can't be real.

You are just the worst. Get hit by a truck and we'll see if anyone wants to love your "pathetic" ass. You won't be saying it then.

if you are in college check out your universities disablity club or accommodations place

This honestly. Fucker has zero compassion for someone who can't even help their situation.

with how CP progresses she is probably bed ridden with sores all over her ass

>dating a retard
Hahaha holy shit. How ugly and autistic are you?

Play twister with her

>Not dating a pure vulnerable q.t

KYS cuck

Kill yourself immediately.

Don't tell him to kill himself. Tell him to prep the bull

>dating a girl because you know she'll be dependent
that goes beyond pathetic into psychopathy

I see them. The trifecta of white dots. Who else has white dots? Colonel sanders. Colonel Sanders. Colonel Sanders is known by some as Pepe. Pepe. Pepe the Frog. What is Pepe? A white supremacist icon. Googles are white supremacist icons confirmed.

What game lets me date handicapped cuties?

And fug them

>he doesn't know about KS
Than again, it's more of a >game

Whoops, that should be "then"

Your tumblr's leaking
Where do you think you are?

>White knighting someone you don't know

ur a cool dude

>wanting to take care of someone is strange

And I am the psycho

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>Someone is mean on the internet so I have to invoke the just world fallacy and operate on the delusion that they must be miserable like my dumb ass

loving each laugh

Are you dating a retard too? I can only imagine the shame and disgust your family must feel bringing some drooling cross-eyed arm flailing cripple home.

that is not remotely the same thing

Yes, you are, because you've created a situation wherein the other person is dependent upon your care to the point that them voluntarily extricating themselves from the relationship is almost completely unlikely

On some subconscious level you probably feel too weak to maintain an association wherein the other party doesn't view you as being almost wholly necessary for their continued survival

:^)

You know you should take care of your girlfriend right?

of course. that's exactly why i said:
>that is not remotely the same thing
you fucking weirdo

she has cerebal palsy dude wtf

how is she gonna go cultivating livestock?

>Implying most parents arent normies who love it when their kid brings home someone different

Look at the armchair psychologist over here.

Tell us Dr.Freud, does user also have an insecurity about his penis?

Taking care of someone in a relationship of mutual beneficence to both parties =/= playing nurse to a cripple who literally needs you

I didn't bring up penises, but since you did I'm presuming that yes, you actually may have an insecurity about your penis.

Sorry to have made you become defensive by pointing out how mentally weak you are, dude. It's not that big a deal.

No, she has an insecurity about her penis (masculine)

Don't listen to he's just jealous he has to fap to chinese cartoons while you get to pound a pulsating palsy pussy!

Daily Reminder that even disabled girls date Chads.

youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk

This girl's boyfriend is 100% Chad.

Story user? How did you two meet?

This seems like some pretty promising tech, check it out:
youtube.com/watch?v=IjhrR4YQtRE

Godspeed for trying to make her life not shit.

You can take care of your handicapped girlfriend right? They just require more care
>Implying I have a handicapped girlfriend
Not every handicapped person is helpless and if they are someone else would have to take care of them, whats the difference if its her boyfriend

>whats the difference if its her boyfriend

A sexual dimension being added to a relationship changes it on a fundamental level and would make it naturally differ from a case of a person just being a caretaker.

>if they are someone else would have to take care of them, whats the difference if its her boyfriend
The fact that this even needs to be explained to you is why you keep getting insulted.

Chad is a best case scenario most girls have no chance at obtaining

>all of Cred Forums is one person
Good job m8.

See, your need to insert your superiority on an anonymous Korea soap opera site via very weak pseudo-psychology leads me to believe you feel incredibly insecure about yourself, leading to a desire to belittle those around you.

Your issue with someone wanting to play a caretaker role is probably the fact you had none growing up. You now spurn such a role, claiming it to be psychopathy, to convince yourself you never needed, or wanted, such a person in your life.

Some of them act like they're fucking retarded though.

I wonder what sex must be like

Didn't you know that literally 105% of girls have sex with Chad?

Happy Wheels.
Wii fit.

So your worst crime is making someone less sexually frustraded
>Sending me a link to an other board
Wow there sorry not everyone on this board agrees with you

QWOP

Chads fuck average? Why would they waste their time like that

upload where?

Moralfags get of my Cred Forums

Kek

They don't have videogames, anime books or other "loser" activities to fill their time.
The fuck else are they gonna do all day?

>Being this mad

Again, I'm sorry that you're such a fag dude. Calm down.

you lack some very basic understanding of how power and relationships work, things most adults are capable of. i don't think you can be helped on this website, maybe at all.

Chads wanna bang them all. It's pretty much the difference between a survey and a census.

>snipping the ends off of green beans

Now I want some, sauteed in a pan with onions and butter.

fuck unattractive girls, obviously. reeeee xD

pls user. I offer you a never before heard song that I scrapped:

vocaroo.com/i/s1O8erQkRijV

Sorry, child, but contemplating morality is a hobby that can only truly be enjoyed by men. Go along now and play with your Tonka Trucks and Geisha Girls.

I'm just going to assume this is a joke and laugh. Though it is really hard to tell these days.
See

>goldman

lmao. wrecked his ass

Katawa Shoujo

How is she with holding xbox controllers?
When my misses had slightly degraded motor skills because inter-cranial hypertension, she still managed to keep playing Destiny.