ITT: That Kid

Literally the entire country of England does this, nobody knows why.

Turrentmind

>helment

>poh-KEY-mon

Are you underage or have underage friends?

Don't cry for me this ain't motha fucking marry-o
Yeah, and polo isn't at my session.

Mr. Anticipation keeping everybody guessing like

>Marry-Oh
>Pokey-mon

Amerifats.

Oh boy
>be 9
>start at new elementary school
>keep to myself but manage to make a few friends since I was the only one with a GBA SP
>enter "that kid"
>pudgy know it all that wants to hang around me only because of my vidya
>at first we were ok friends, he obviously liked me much more than I like him
>but it never went up from there. only a gradual decline followed by a sharp downward spiral
>first time I'm over at his house
>he just wants to play with my GBA
>end up talking more to his sister (one year younger than us) more than I talk to him
>he puts an end to this almost immediately
>"OK user NICE PLAYING BYE"
>their mom was the only one there and I had things to do anyway so whatever, I left
>years pass
>we all go to the same schools
>last year of high school
>still have that trusty GBA SP, though my iPhone sees more use to avoid getting called out (not like I was an ugly pizzaface fatty or anything, was on the tennis team and was pretty good. still play, actually)
>but "that kid" had fallen victim to neckbeard syndrome
>fat, pimply, played LoL all day
>somehow still thought he was hot shit
>his sister, however, had become really qt and antisocial/awkward (scene girl)
>he still hangs out with me from time to time
>but one day he comes into class in a particularly foul mood
>he's the type to take his anger out on others
>he just takes my binder and throws it in a gutter while we're outside
>I take a second to process what just happened
>I then realize the note from my crush in middle school was still in that binder
>I'm in awe while Tubby is still in tard rage mode, blissfully unaware of what just happened

Continued...

>that kid that always smelled of feces and had bad hygiene but still hung out with him because he had Spyro.

>paddle
>game pad

This was always funny, you'd ask them if they can show it to you and they'll make up some shitty excuse. The looks on their faces when you ask their parents about their occupation is great too.

>rather than get mad, I pick up my now ruined binder and Teenus realizes what he's done, half apologizes, and goes on his way home
>meanwhile I plot my revenge
>prom was coming up
>oh yes
>approach his sister the next day, completely ignoring Glubglub in the process
>she stumbles over her words but the conversation shifts to vidya
>I ask her what her favorite game is and without hesitation:
>"Snatcher!"
>holy fuck I've made the right decision
>start talking to her every day
>she opens up more and more
>eventually, when the time gets near, I ask her to prom
>she pauses, and accepts with a big smile on her face
>her brother is still very possessive of her, so when I come to pick her up he's trying to block the doorway as I walk up
>the door opens and not a second later
>"[THAT KID] STOP THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW"
>their father definitely lifts
>Tubsnail waddles away and he apologizes for the interruption
>"So you're the one she's been talking about all these years"
>wut
>she gets red, but I just go along with it and shake his hand
>strong handshake and I return the favor
>wishes us well
>prom was great, she was talking to me the whole night and ignoring everything around us
>Snailman followed us tried to walk in the ballroom but she firmly told him at the door (as he was arguing with the "bouncer") to fuck off
>I think I'm in love
>when we get home, we can't get each other's clothes off fast enough
>make extraordinarily hot, passionate love
>find out we took each other's virginities as well
>fuck yes
>next day
>Snailtub won't even look at me
>I take the initiative and walk over to his desk
>show him my phone with a picture of us, torso up (obviously naked but no nipples) laying in my bed
>he gets noticeably angry but won't do anything because he knows I could wrap his donut-ass around a wall 10 times over
>never talk to "that kid" again

And that is how I completely and totally destroyed "that kid"

I'm still with his sister and we love each other very much

Oshit i hope you kicked his ass and fucked his sister

Me too. My version loves Starbomb and shit. He also shat on Oblivion the first time I showed it to him.

>I fugged fatty's sister
Cool

Good on ya, user. Snatcher's p gud.

post his channel

>"hey can somebody go X"
>why don't you do it
>"WHAT THE FUCK WOW MY TEAM IS SO SHIT WOWWWW"

>equipt
>equipted
>equiptment
I've got a whole holy shit load more of these but I don't think they're common enough to be funny

Holy fuck
You don't even need to beat him up, the mindfuck of showing him that picture was even worse

not real no one likes snatcher fuck off

;)
Thing is, she's petite. Really strange, but it works for me
I was taken aback when she said that, but she's into some really obscure shit and has even introduced me to some things I never would have heard of otherwise
Looks like you've got shit taste, boyo

I'm happy for you user even though you are most likely lying.

>lying
>on the internet
I have better things to do

I was the kid always inviting all the other kids to my house on the weekend when in elementary to play 4 player Super Smash Bros. I didn't like most of them but I wanted friends and not to be alone.

Who gives a fuck

Literally me as a spurgelord 12 year old some 10 years ago. Would tell everyone my dad worked at a video game company and I got to play Zelda:Twilight Princess before it came out because that was the hot new game coming out.

I've never played a Zelda game for longer than 20 minutes in my life btw

I say marry-oh. The only reason I continue to say it like that is because it pisses off faggots like you

Snatcher detected

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????????!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU DID WHAT TO MY SISTER

Slowbeef was that kid apparently.

Nice story, but you sound like a total fucking normie.

I pronounce iylt mar-ee-o, is that right? I'm confused.

>lying this much

And?
lol

>want to be alone
>hate the presence of other people
>mother forces me to be social
>have to have friends stay over on the weekend

Don't forget
>Rye-oo

>want to be alone
>spend most of childhood alone
>end up introverted as a result

if only 10 year old me would have seen how fun it ended up not being

>"""wants""" to be alone
>can't entertain himself

If you bitch about how not fun being alone is, you're a failed extrovert, not an introvert.

>Hey user want to play some POWER STANNEE?

You can only entertain yourself for so long. You can still get lonely being introverted.

that's why we're here

:(

Untrue, you're just a loser and will never bench as much as me

says the australiacuck
how're those $110 video games, m8

>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on Cred Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds

Joke's on you faggot, I earn $130,000 a year with a 14 inch dick and spend it on cars and hot girls

Is that a pic of her? How long have you been dating (years, months, w.e.)? She's a fucking qt 3.14

>apologise for invading their country

you obviously haven't met an aussie, have you?

Sure whatever helps you sleep at night buddy

>short dorky kid named Clovis at my school
>everyone including my brother made fun of him and I just went along with it
>one day he was talking about Link's Awakening on his Game Boy and how he doesn't know where to go next
>I make up complete bullshit about what he has to do in the game next
>He gets really excited and can't wait to get home so he can try it out
>the next day I see him he's completely silent and depressed and won't look at me
I feel like a dick now

>14 inch dick
>needs to spend money on girls

>trying that hard to sound cool

Hi slowbeef

pour one out for clovis

I was that kid until my boyfriend corrected me

I know it's been about twenty five years, but Danny, I'm still waiting on your mom who works at Target to get me my free GameBoy Pocket.

Stupid Americans, don't you understand? You will never be as good as me. I am the man your dumpy girlfriends wish were you. I am the image of Hercles, and the intellect and charisma of Alexander. I am the ultimate man, and you are insignificant as insects in the face of God, idiot goyim.
Give me your number and I'll really straighten you out, you saucy little minx

>gryodos
it was me they called me stupid

>Someone named their kid Clovis
Just fuck my child up.

MEH-RIO pisses me off more. Straight up more obnoxious than foreigners who say HWAT

>His name is Bouncer, because he bounces really high!

>makes 130k and also makes a 14 inch dick which he spends on hookers and jeeps
Shit man, not only can Australians regrow body parts, but they use them as a secondary currency.

Haha lol

My husband says it like this still. I think it's because he's English.

fuckin well done user

Profound. I believe this to be where "that kid" genes were formed. Among the paupers and peasants. A survival strategy in the feudal era for the less fortunate.

FAG

>I get the good controller because it's my house
>i get the good controller because I'm your guest

>those dark circles

That's Grimes, bro

>thinks LoL is a good game
>licks flavour from fingers when eating chips
>molested my sister
>always picks Dry Bowser in mario kart

I hope you rot in prison Ryan you cunt.

lemur/10

>tfw high school was entirely made of normies and faggots like this
it was lonely, but that's why I went here instead.

>licks flavour from fingers when eating chips
absolutely nothing wrong with doing this after you are done

>Marry-O

>Tfw my Italian friend's name is Mario
>Tfw his grandfathers name is Mario
>Tfw all the Italians in my Italian neighborhood pronounce it Marry-O or Morry-O
>Tfw some fucking weebs are going to tell me it's pronounced mar-eo

Fuck off, kid.

I swear to fuck that I knew a kid when I was like 8 who pronounced Mario as "More-ee-oh". Drove me up the cuntgargling wall.

Also, loser kid in Jr. High, PS1 days. FF8 was about almost a year old. PS2 wasn't much more than a rumour at that point.

Buddy claimed his dad worked for Sony and had given him a one-of-a-kind enhanced PS1, and it was the only one of it's kind that could play the new FF9 (again, not even really a thing yet), which he swore was going to feature cloud and Squall teaming up to fight Super Saiyan Sephiroth. No joke.

Pic related on both counts

italian's don't know shit

...

>that kid that would kill themselves over and over when losing

>Not wanting to give yourself a challenge
>Not having southern hospitality

You're both assholes.

Kek everytime.

I'm from the region, not Italy but I've been through there.

What you're hearing is American-Italian accents, which are not at all representative of Italian dialects. Fuck, can't even call them Italians my guy.

>that kid who took advantage of hospitality and guest status
Had a friend in middle school like this. Invited him and some others out to dinner at Chili's, the one "fun" restaurant on base, on my mom's dime. Fucker ordered a $15 salmon meal and a chocolate cake all to himself.

is it him?