Objective: run

whats that animal called?

Why do people feel scared against animals
I fought a rabid dog before once he gnawed on my arm with jacket i just held his mouth shout with my left hand with holding his frot legs with my other hand

leopard

What, you gonna beat up a cheetah?

I believe it's a bengal tiger

poo

brown recluse

It's built for speed, I doubt it's strong enough to survive a pummeling from man's fucking fist that's been evolutionarily perfected to punch a bitch in the face for maximum shit-kickediness.

>objective : dodge

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>New objective: RUN!

>bottom right
wtf i don't want to be a matador now

>spain

>horn goes through his neck, out of his mouth

>objective: run

>100% of these were deserved

Feels good, man. Bullfighting is for cowards.

TORO TORO MISS ME WITH THAT BAIT YET AGAIN

>achievement unlocked: 'what an asshole'
>while playing as the bull, gore at least 5 fighters where the sun don't shine

squirrel

>Objective: Fart [X]
>Objective Failed - Sharted

>going for the balls
Damn bulls don't fuck around

TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIND

The best part? And I do mean the best part, is that this little fuck probably gets laid. Let that sink in. He shit all over himself to such a severe degree that is legs were iodine colored, and get gets to tackle some sweet vagina at any desired moment. Why live?

>roundabout starts playing

>be runner
>know about runners diaghrea
>dont eat
>you wont get energy for the marathon
>eat
>10% chance you'll shit it

That poor guy. I'm impressed though.

>objective: march to your death

fixed hahaha

only based Cred Forums olympic bros will know this meme

>Objective: Seduce human

youtube.com/watch?v=M94VA4cSTuc
It's the first one

Did he at least finish?

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>objective: duel to the death
>sabre dance starts playing

H-hot

Cheetahs are so cute. I hear they are the least aggressive. You think they'd be a good pet?

>>
That's not shit. He threw a cup of coffee over himself

Well they aren't as strong as a large breed dog at least

>t. man in photo

If you raised it professionally from a kitten and gave it adequate living space, sure.

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>tfw no cheetah pet

No, he's still shitting to this very day.

>objective: kill (boss character)

Is getting your dick wet really that much of an accomplishment for you people?

Other runners? Maybe. This particular runner? My bet is he's gay BUT if that's not the case I still have my doubts that women are falling all over his shit stained dick.

M-Muh

youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

Shut up, nigger

Ancient Egyptians, Romans, and Indians kept them as pets.

?

>objective: hide

At what point does that game play Roundabout?

C-CUTE!

This isn't right

>objective: kill boss (optional)

It's a natural instinct to fear most threatening things.
In nature it isn't just a matter of if you can beat something, it's a matter of beating it without suffering any sort of crippling injury that would affect your ability to survive.
Yeah sure you could definitely beat the shit out of a dog but he'll probably be able to get a solid bite on your arm and that could get infected or worse maybe he has a disease like rabies. You'd be very fucked if something like that happened as little as 200 years ago.

When you see deez nuts it stars playing bro

>objective: don't die

That cheetah literally fucking straddled him, what the fuck? It plops it's ass right on top of his crotch and starts licking his face.

ocelot

So it'll be Cred Forums relevant when you hit puberty in 6 years.

>being so thirsty you start seeing a cheetah as a slut

pathetic

youtube.com/watch?v=4IcP_E7ik7Y

Lemer

No. Imagine a small cat except when it gets a bit rough you're badly hurt.

Especially that type of big cat as they are hopelessly inbred

>objective: hide

>Objective: POO

cheetahs have dull claws like a dog and very weak bites so that's unlikely

Objective: IN

...

I've never played a game that said "objective: do something!"

Sounds pretty bad. Like, let us hold your hand and walk you through the game.

OBJECTIVE: LOO (optional)

No it'll be relevant when I stop embarassing you and after you see deez nuts bitch.

Objective: Designated shitting street

I have the weirdest boner right now

>enter room/area
>music stops

You really need to learn how combos work.

>objective: game's title

>Enter room
>Huge arena looking area

>Door behind you slams shut.

>Objective: Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

Kids on Cred Forums play pretty shit games

It's all anime garbage like Persona or crappy FPS of the month

None of your business.

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>objective: attempt suicide again today

>Obejective: Steal her lover

>objective: create culinary masterpiece

Why not just put a buttplug ?
You could even use a mare's tail ^:^)

You'd just poop out a butt plug and poop.

Just because we're posting memes doesn't mean we're trying to combo you little faggot Pajeet.

poor guy lost his innocence.

What is this from?

>he just keeps adding shit to it
>CLAMATO JUICE

That's exactly what that is supposed to be, are you telling me you don't know about them?

>enter room
>there's chest high walls inside

pajeet

What the fuck is he making?

A mess.

Nobody does combos anymore gaylord.

Just because we're posting memes doesn't mean we're trying to put them in order of posts. Aren't you Indians supposed to be smart?

>Nobody does combos anymore
I've noticed, it's pathetic to watch you try.

can you at least train a "dangerous" breed of dog?

if you can't, don't even think about having an exotic wild animal as pet.

This is equivalent of a Peruvian playing dota

Jfc the cuck is strong with this one

>can you at least train a "dangerous" breed of dog?
You can train one, but instinct will almost always win out when the situation arises, due in large part to how horribly inbred modern breeds of dog are.

looks a little like Krampus

It's Stranger Things. Krampus was fucking good, though.

>laughing at your own joke

>Objective: Trigger Moralfags

what I mean is, that if he cannot at least control, train and rise a big "dangerous" breed of dog, he will die while trying to have a wild animal pet.

hell, even a otter could kill you while he sleep.

Ah, that's different then. You were asking about him specifically. I misunderstood.

It was a lot better than I thought it would be.

Same here, I typically hate David Koechner, but even him playing his only character couldn't keep me from enjoying it. I really didn't expect that ending, either. I thought they would pull "It's a dream" like Green Inferno did.

It's name is NOT IMPORTANT.

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>Mission 15: Footprints of Phantoms

>Objective: Destroy European identity
>Objective Complete

>Notice the picture is taken in Gothenburg, Sweden
Holy fucking hell Sweden, what the fuck is wrong with you?

I'll admit that I don't know any of the actors save for the guy with the weapons and even then I don't know his name. The build up to seeing krampus was pretty good and any ending that isn't automatically a happy ending/it was all a dream is a win in my book.

David Koechner is the bald dad with the gun, for reference. And I'm with you, I love the occasional unhappy ending.

tagesschau.de/multimedia/video/video-48373.html
>it's real
>REMINDER OF A VICTORY OF ISRAEL WHEN IT WASN'T EVEN A NATION

POO

Better luck next time.

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>objective: survive

>Mission 15: Footprints of Phantoms
That's the one where you have to eliminate the walker gears, right?

>literally still thinks its a "combo"
Lurk more newfag

I broke it, so I clearly don't think it's a combo.

I used to think bullfighting was badass until I learned they drugged the bulls.

Now I think it's poor sport. There's no problem with killing animals for meat, but kill the thing and get it over with instead of torturing a drugged creature.

Also, HOLY FUCK at that dude getting gored through the throat and out of the mouth. What was that guy's name? That's some cartoonish shit right there.

>actual autism

>agreed with you

tfw play a game with an old man regularly.
This is the future that awaits me.

>Running the Indian National Marathon

>Objective: RUN

If the guy running across the street didn't die from the force of it then he definitely died from being fried to a crisp

What's the 420 smoke coming out of the car after it stops?

Probably the driver trying to slam into reverse and gun it but fucking up in his panic

Manual transmission claimed a life once again.

Funny fact: nobody actually died in that.

Might have been debris. Smoke doesn't look like it originated from the truck.

Explosion so powerful it spawns a guy in the low crawl position in bottom right.

triplepundit.com/2016/04/explosion-pemex-oil-plant-mexico-kills-30-people/

I gotta give him credit, he has balls to keep going.

Yes. They are actually pretty fragile.

I think you can see the guy running under the roof at 0:14

Fuck, I meant 0:08

okay seriously wtf, can we talk about this for a second?
is the bull fucking aiming specifically for our asses and/or groins?

>When you become an absolute madman

>objetive: ?

>Objective: Rendezvous with your team

>music gets louder as enemy sneaks closer off screen

>room right before had tons of ammo crates
>current room 10 times bigger than most rooms in game
>objective on other side, its a lever controlling a loud machine or a lift or some shit
>no ceiling/ vents everywhere

>tfw
great, now i can unload this metric ton of ammo ive been saving just for a situation like this

Look up Portuguese forcados if you want to see
>Objective: Stand your ground
It's literally just stand in front of the bull and as it charges grab it by its horn and force it to stop.

>Objective: STOP RESISTING

what the hell is that? a coal mine explosion or something?

Aren't we all?

Maybe. Either way the ass/groin is an easy target since bulls usually kind of bow their heads when they charge. I can't imagine how bad that must fucking hurt though.

Don't worry about it

>Objective: Survive

id imagine it probably hurts less than a horn in the other organs, i mean there is already a hole there
but fuck, you get gored in the liver or something, your fine after a while, you get gored right in the ass, youre shits fucked up for the rest of your life. literally
and i cant even imagine how they got that guy gored through his jaw off the horn, the whole thing probably got ripped off from the bull's thrashing

Indian

You mean (S)pain?

>his country has rabies
Lmao

I've been here too long

I think it's barbaric but you can't call this shit cowardly

>not laughing at your own jokes
Why would you use them if you don't think they're funny?

>defend the green area for 11 turns

Yes.
The bull's goal is to scoop you up with it's powerful head and neck muscles so it can slam you down, then wreck you while you're on the floor. It's also what they do to fight other animals as they need to try to hit the soft underside.
It's pretty fucking effective.

MUH

>objective: kill god
>objective: become god
>objective: get bored and kill yourself

>Objective: Survive

>Holy fucking hell Sweden, what the fuck is wrong with you?
It's actually a normal occurrence all runners know about. And all of them accepted that if it happens, they would not stop and keep going.

clyp.it/snbt0uc3

man fist was evolutionally perfected to grab things. also, man as whole was evolutionally perfected to use the brain and run away

God damn, that guy's eye is popping out on the bottom right. It's like something you'd see in berserk, nigga

>Objective: GIVE UP

>Objective: Complete

>Objective: Failed

Asspain here, despite the looks I think that only one of this guys died. bottom right looks like Two-face now
Bulls are trained to be very predictable and they indeed drug them, To me its just some glorified wank for the Matador. If you want to talk about brave (and stupid) people fighting/running from bulls there are alot of festivities where people with zero training try to fuck around there things and end up with someone dying every year. Hell, there was a bull that got famous for getting a kill count and the price to get it and its sperm skyrocketed. It was named Raton (mouse)

>Objective:On/Off

No, he is actually swedish

> Objective updated
> New Objective
>"You wont survive..."

Doppel kek

>objective: survive

...

Problem is, it's not a bitch. It's a cheetah. Patrician taste though, gotta admire a man who slaps a bitch and her man, and everyone else in the nearby vicinity

what's this from?

I think that's the tip of the horn, user.
which is worse

right after the presidential debates, clinton couldnt handle it

9/11

>all systems functional

>objective: survive
>You can cheese it just by standing on or in the exit because the objective changes later on to "go to the exit"

Fug I forget, where do I go to fight him?

Druuged, weakened with spears, oil or vaseline rubbed into their eyes. They're big as fuck but the odds are stacked against them. Fuck matadors.

Wasn't the ending to Krampus more of the ambiguous sort?

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The eye pretty much popped out
youtube.com/watch?v=N-Rl7sW-KUw
youtube.com/watch?v=kJLuVtSlx8s
He is punished padilla now

>google cute moth
>literally first result

FUCK OFF TAKUMI

>implying anyone gives a shit if a popular image is used

...

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good answer

ah the fail conditions of the internet boss fight in indigo prophecy

that lapdance at 0:10

hnnnnnnnnnng H NNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGgg

>i will never get a hot straddle from a cheetah
why live

>bottom middle

...

...

>that one dude in the bottom right crawling on the floor

grim

>objective: ...

Um, why are you so knowledgeable when it comes to bull sperm?

>soggy chips
Absolutely disgusting

if you're planning to fuck one, dont

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Great. Fucking barbarians.

>New Objective: Step on the gas

Kudos to whoever guesses this game right

Pic related

>tfw play a game with an old man regularly

He wants your young boipucci

>New Quest: Fuck eels
>You are the quest giver

>Solid_Snake_infiltrating_Shadow_Moses.webm

>Objective: Let go.

kek

Question: is it autistic if I don't laugh at my own jokes but if someone else laughs at my joke that makes me laugh too?

inFamous 2 evil ending gets mentioned in the "what made you sad/cry" threads, but this one gets me too.

>tries to combo
>fucks up
>I wasn't trying to combo
Come on man

chester

this thread is getting very lewd

>an ideology that lasted a couple of years and set Europe on fire before being curbstomped s is "European Identity".

>soggy
those are crisps, mate

What makes you say that?

>onjective: pull the trigger user, let the pain end.

>functional

I hate that I've fapped to this.

now that's some justice porn

>all those subtle-as-a-brick guards

Me on the bottom right

Stranger Things

It's a netflix series, and really good.

>objective: survive as long as possible

>check friends list just to be safe
>everyone was online within the past 24 hours

>objective:have fun

It's funny cause it's true

>hub area is comfy and colourful with happy music that makes you feel safe playing throughout most of the game
>near the end it becomes grim, empty, maybe ruined, with no music playing
I love those things that make you feel like this is truly the finale, everything's gone to shit and there's no turning back.

HE'S SO HAPPY I LOVE IT

Not really sure what you guys are trying to say here.

Dragon

Dan "get in to the back of my van" Schneider

>objective: SURVIVE!

>Objective: Hit the ball

INDIA
N
D
I
A

>failing a fart QTE

> maximum shit-kickediness

What is dragon's dogma

>Objective: Turn the Game Off

>music stops

L-lewd

>tfw have an Ovcharka

i'm good

what game?

Objective: kill

>Objective:ERROR#

>Objective: Tail the enemy car without being spotted

Fucking subhuman spics deserve every horn they get through their arses.

well, I just know
did you know sperm of a good breed of Bull is more expensive that printing ink? just one insemination of Mouse´s little army costed around 50.000 Euros

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thats going a little too far, my man

>Objective: Comply with Commands
>Objective Failed!
>You Died

Could be, it would explain why the cloud bursts outwards (i.e. from the underground pressure) THEN sets fire.

>Objective: Use disguise to blend in

Just like automatic

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i didnt come here for this

Angry Joe

>Objective:

>that's been evolutionarily perfected to punch a bitch in the face
No, humans evolved to be good throwers, crafters and long distance runners.

Girafarig used Iron Head

Objetive: Turn off the console

t. Gearbox

It literally zooms out to a snowglobe

A lot of snow globes and then the last ditch "jump scare."

>moralfags

Fuck off to Cred Forums with that autistic term

Cheetah's are good at running really fast in a straight line for a short period of time. In a confined environment with lots of twists and turns the human may have the upper hand.

INTRUDER!

He never was? He was just making a joke, holy shit.

>my gym partners a monkey.gif

>cant fly

>slide at the top of the building.jpg

Season 2 when?

And with that, we crafted harder punches.

>Location: Nowhere

I was bummed when they announced it would be the same cast as season one. I was hoping they'd do another story completely.

>neck ruff
That cheetah is still a child! Reported for cp!

We are all in a snowglobe, user.

That ending with the kid alluded to that. Just wonder what they plan on doing with him.

Tyrone

I'd prefer it if they just made a new story that built off of the previous one. They could easily have tied in the ending of season 1 to a story in a new location with new characters, maybe a couple cameos/recurring characters.

>from a cheetah? the fucks it gonna do?

Gee I dunno.
Bite and cut the shit out of you with its nails.

...

Where did he even come from?

There was no-one over there and then suddenly this motherfucker is crawling along

ayy lmao

Throwing your hardest punch with a knuckle duster, would do you more harm than person taking the punch.

They'd end up with a bruised face, whilst you'll have fractured knuckles and a broken wrist. There's a reason why knuckles need space to disperse opposing force.

You can see him move around just before the flames engulf the area

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Nigger

>blocking out the dick with text
cmon

Blue board son. Jannies get mad easily

>objective: throw baby in oven

f

Care to prove it?
You'll receive first.

New Objective
Escape without being notice

My guess is it's part of the production process. Especially with it being a new seires. Easier and less risky of a move to just recycle the original cast. With more popularity I can see other stories and new characters. Maybe introduce them thoughout season 2 and then full perspective flip on 3. I'm very intrigued by these Netflix originals and how they're handed. There was this animated movie call The Little Prince I believe. Made by the frogs and has dual animation styles. Blew me away with its quality.

Sure, come to Liverpool in the UK.

>its a briton soccer fan

who wuda thoght

He's actually cannibalizing the other guy, here. Face is already half eaten. Look it up, they do that.

modded GTA IV

Liverpool is a city. Also, it's Football, not Soccer.

objective: silent assassin

jesus fucking christ, I do not need this shit right now.

but you admit that you are one of the tard fans

literally did nothing wrong

What is this? It's giving me a strange erection

I never admitted anything.

Never denied it either.
Your words just really fit the type.

cat

>Objective: ???

Reactor Online.
Sensors Online.
Weapons Online.
All Systems Nominal.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

SCANNING AREA

>The US theatrical release was set for a release date of 18 March 2016 in RealD 3D, but was dropped mysteriously. Netflix later acquired the US distribution rights and released it on 5 August 2016.

Oh shit. /x/ would have a field day over this.

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>Objective: Deliver

>Objective: Sneak and defeat your enemy!

You couldn't be more wrong. People are killed by brass knuckles, and the aggressor walks away. I don't know where you pull this BS out of.

>kill boss
>isn't even his final form

>that bigass slice of pizza

>LITTLE 'AIRY FELLA

People are killed by bare knuckles with one punch, user.

Whats on his leg?

"You have 12 seconds to comply."

You've actually got this completely backwards. The human body wasn't evolutionarily designed to punch anything, we just found out through trial and error that the motion was more effective than clawing with our small nails.

Brass knuckles distribute the force against the target along a smaller area, causing more damage, and the counter force is spread across the palm which is more useful at absorbing blows than the joints in the fingers.

Least you could do is read up a bit before you spout complete idiocy.

Punished Padilla

Objective:Use stealth to subdue your target

What the hell did he do that for?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

No reason to slap him for that.
She did the same he slaps her for it.

Whether they want it or not that's equality

>Objective: Impregnate half a continent

did you not watch the whole gif?

Bus jerks he bumps her she slaps him.
He moves ahead of her so next time the bus jerks he slaps her.

He's teaching her not to be a cunt.

One pill makes you larger

That loop is designed so it absorbs shock of impact.

Wait so what is your argument? That since a person can be killed by a regular punch, brass knuckles injure their user? Because that doesn't make any fucking sense at all dude.

SHE CAN SLAP

Why is there no blood

>objective: ESCAPE
>objective failed

you fucking jew loving piece of shit

i hope god is real just so you can feel his wrath in the afterlife, you hook nosed fuck

>Objective: Go to Alexei's apartment

Wait is that his leg meat or a piece of pizza

>Objective: Escort the women safely

>Objective: craft a new item

Obviously.

That raccoon probably died very horribly

It's his leg sliced up dumbasses. It looks like pizza because all the fat from his thigh is exposed.

A nigger

Good. Fuck raccoons.

>objective: don't give up!
>objective failed

>Objective: Assist teammate

>sympathy for racmycons

its an

OOOOOOOOOCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTE

Wasn't even harmed.

>Objective: Survive

>steps on woman's hands, yanks on her other arm injuring her shoulder
what a goof

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Okay people really need to stop with the face kicking

He was already down what the fuck

Warm Coolman

Typical Canadian.

>youtube.com/watch?v=wGxLLoOod5g

I guess video games DO make you more violent.

I know right, it would be the perfedt Twilight Zone thing going with each season being different strange thing.

That's subcutaneous flesh. Fat, mostly. Most of the vessels are in the skin that was already torn off, to cool the body. Veins don't just come out of the limbs towards the skin everywhere..

F

people talk a lot about australia having the most dangerous animals, but then they forget canada has these AND moose

We need some baby ducks.

>Objective: Take her down

>Objective:

>Objective - Win the debate and become the next President
>Objective - Complete

>they don't start fucking

Fucking big birds
They look and sound ridiculous but I just have to run away from them because fuck losing an eye to such an idiotic creature.

>DODGE!

Brutal

>sweatingman.jpg

>Objective: Talk like an intelligent White man.
>Objective - Failed

>"Barry, it won't move, it jammed itself in the tunnel"
>"Hang on, lemme just punch it in the nuts for a bit"

>Objective: Run

a parasite

>thinks Isis is 50 years old
>or thinks Hill-dawg is 23

>objective: FINISH HIM

Equality Baby

THROW BABY

Reminds me of goosh goosh.

When will they learn

>Objective: Poison the Target
>Optional: Make it appear as an accident.

holy fuck it really looks like pizza and a delivery man

>stops to bow at the shrine
Comedy gold

Jesus

How the fuck we don't have way more giant scary owl enemies in games is beyond me

>objective:stand your ground
>objective failed

>one ally doing literally all the of the work
>other ally just kind of awkwardly avoiding the fight
>as soon as the horde is losing ally jump on him like vultures

10/10 filename

DO YOU LIKE
MY CAR

>Objective: Reach the checkpoint with the Pizza
>Timer: 2:30

do you think he got a boner?

>bald dude just facepalms at it

>Want to cyber?

that looks fucking dreadful

>objective: Dance Dance baby

top left purple has a fat ass

>
>You'd just poop out a butt plug and poop.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING!

>Objective: Defeat the King of the Gnomes
>Raid Size: 6

What the fuck, is that seal raping a penguin?

Why is that seagull watching?

Probably because owls don't have a very frightening appearance to humans and videogame developers can't into enemies who are scary because of their behavior and threat and just just their appearance anymore

>he has it all over his balls to keep going.

fixed

I think it would take very little to make an owl frightening in looks.
But I guess you are right, big roaring shapeless monsters are easier to understand.

>little white dude watching the big dark alpha fuck some bird

Why is my country such shit, Cred Forums?

Damn spanish filth, they all had it coming.

shut up roto nobody likes you

>tfw you realize that redbull doesn't literally give you wings and you made questionable decisions based on this assumption.

You mean like maybe one of these?

>Objective: Clear Village of Belorussians
>Enemies Remaining: 1

Yeah exactly, its actually the only one I could recall, but I haven't gotten far in the game

>Gorilla, giraffes and rhino seen off by angry goose
>Human stands his fucking ground and hits it with a newspaper

Fuck yeah, humanity.

I was so disappointed when I found out stunt doubles were used and they weren't nearly as attractive

Life just isn't fair at times.

>Objective: Survive

Oh wow, its like we have more than just instincts to go by...

Same here. That didn't concern you?

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>Objective: Assassinate Target

Fuck yeah. Other animals may be bigger and stronger and heavier than us but they'll never charge a machinegun nest or climb into a rocket and be blasted to the moon.

> VICTORY

Yeah, sure, 6 milions kill by a bunch of frustrated dicks, entire cultures destroy and a bunch of cunts living in a desert consider that a victory.
Meanvile, a bunch of other piece of shit a creating a bunch of theorys about those guys fucking up the world... somehow....

PS. germany is now more powerfull that ever but ket's keep pretending the jew and the arab are a problem...

That poor gorilla only wanted to get to his bananas, he didn't want any trouble. Probably still has nightmares about the unfriendly goose while his tummy rumbles from hunger.

You know, I've never thought about that user. Good question. I hardly ever laugh by myself/at my own jokes, but other people laughing has always made me react.

>Objective: Complete bonus round

Truly hilarous marathon referente bro

>Objective: Escape

Wut

Was it rape?

>Objective:Hide

sauce

>potato chips for tostilocos

Frittata!!

>I am become death.

is this true? I had a faggot parakeet that actually ended up killing their mate. they ended up guarding the food tray and would attack them anytime they tried to get food, we had no idea it was going on until it finally died

Objective: Find if a Devil May Cry

>yfw
>Objective: ???

What movie?

Honestly I'm mad impressed the person actually went in there to make the video.

The only way I'd go into that place is if I'm on fire.

Cheetah. Idk why everyone else is being weird

I've seen it in a bunch of shitty western shooters too so fuck off with your memery

wat movie

>turns out it was just routing the enemy

>this entire post

>Objective: Save the World

Why would you have a parakeet?
At all, ever?

I never understood, they are loud noisy shits, you cant really pet them and they are not fun.
Also theres looking gay by owning and a cat, and theres looking absolutely asexual by being a bird-owner.

Ingrid is best giraffe.

A cheetah's nails aren't meant for cutting. They are made for running and good traction.
And the only thing the cheetah could do to kill a full grown man is if the dumbass was running away and the cheetah got on his back and bit the nape of his neck.

holy fuck I want to get pinned down by that

omg that's crazy was he ok?

Objective: Get over the wall

that gif reminds me of that touhou doujin with shinmyoumaru

Nah

that girl probably had a vasovagal syncope

it's super common when experiencing acute pain

>Objective: Turn the Page

Australia has a common type of magpie that is way more aggressive than the Canadian Goose, and way more dangerous as well.

We're talking a medium size bird with a sharp beak that can follow you for 100 meters+ and keep swooping at you.

Many people have actually been rendered blind by this bird.

I think she fainted. I once saw a 6' something brick wall of a guy pass out at a blood drive because he looked over and saw his own blood. I swear, dude was so huge he shook the floor when he dropped, but he couldn't stand the sight of it.

:(

>OBJECTIVE: LOOK AT THE MOON

Fuck, I completely forgot about Nina. You win.

birds are cool but it really depends on the breed, im not sure how people train them so well.

they would talk to each other but it wasn't that bad, ours weren't that loud. the only annoying part about that was they would do this at night when you're trying to sleep but we figured out that if you put a blanket over the cage they shut up.

also having to clean up their bird shit ridden cages sucked, they are so damn messy i remember around their cage was nothing but bird feathers and seed

>not posting the webm.

That's fine though, It's better with sound

youtu.be/YGGTcYfrEZU?t=78

animals don't register to pain like humans do.

Context of your spoilered image?

>22:22:22
>2

>objective: create your character

source on this? Seems pretty fuckin' spooky.

nuclear alert broadcast or whatever

This is great, is it from a movie?

Easy now, triggertits, don't get your swastika in a twist. Best go back to Cred Forums before you give yourself a hernia.

you fucking idiots who think the yellow bird is emotional over the death of the green one.

Hes pissed that the free meal is getting away.

birds are fucking dinosaurs they have zero emotion.

>Thread just descends into edgy faggots posting gore

Every time

youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync

sauce?

Here ya go user. It's not gore I PROMISE!

go back to shitposting on /an/ bugguy

>Kris Straub
That dude took a weird turn after Starslip ended

that was a good movie

Weakness: ????

American "Cuisine" everyone

The thing is, the geese are actually pretty calm when they're up here. Then they take this year's chicks back down south to teach them IRL shitposting. Moose are right cunts though, fuck them.

But he's Canadian, Cody.

...

Briana Wu

Green and purple had a nice ass.
coincidence?

well it reminds me of starship troopers

generation war

you clearly know nothing about crows m8

Kek

A lama.

poor guy,happened to me once but no where near as bad.

I had a couple of parakeets when I was a kid. They were generally pretty quiet.

>Only one guy even made a guess

youtu.be/5amIIzJDxaw?t=1m13s

AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!