NICE MARIO SHIRT, FAG

NICE MARIO SHIRT, FAG

I don't wear gaming shirts because I'm not a child

y-you too m8

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T-thanks... it's Link...

the last time someone shouted at me from their car it was, word for word, "THERE'S A DRAGONITE DOWN THE STREET."

Sure you aren't, kid

are you fat?

I would like to wear gaming shirts, were you don't know it is a gaming shirt except you player the game etc.

I don't want shirts were there is just a image of mario or some shit

I take a breath and scream
NICE AE86 WEEB

What if I told you that the distance mario moves isn't necessarily equal to his speed?

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y-you t-too...

>mfw remembering all those times my friends and I would drive by bus stops and throw eggs at people waiting for the bus
so much regret. I was young and dumb at the time, but I still feel guilty knowing I probably ruined the fuck out of their day.

>not just calling it a toyota
>implying you're not the weeb

>tfw to intelligent to play video games

>not splashing them with orange juice

WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE

NICE CONSOLE,PLEASANT

>being a sociopath

the fuck man

>being old enough to drive
>throw eggs at people in public
In what shithole did you grow up?

it hurts when i pee

houston, and we were 16/17.

>Only time this happened was when wearing a Thundercats shirt
>They were actually positive about it.

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I-its not- *gets hit with milkshake*

>not vanilla latte

IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO.

>THANKS FOR BUYING THAT MARIO SHIRT GOY!