What would your Opening Statement be if you were to pitch a game idea to a publisher?

What would your Opening Statement be if you were to pitch a game idea to a publisher?

"THICC"

This videogame is a cross between a Dikekike video and a chicken winnigish.
You control the game with a leg in one hand, and a brerb in the other.

...

"Good"

You're honor. Dis is a black thang isn't it?

Hey man, do you like tapes an cds? How bout I tape my dick to yo forehead so you can see deez nuts?

I would say he better accept my proposal or I'm gonna sit down.

Order in the thread!

Shut up Will

HEY
YOU DON'T TALK TO MY WIFE LIKE THAT

"Giant Enemy Crab."

I do have a game idea I always thought would be good but I never really followed through on it.
Sometimes I wonder if I should buckle down and learn how to program and shit but I know like literally nothing about that stuff.

Could you please sit down?

I'm Henry Firth.

O_O

uh...

You do realize that what you just posted is EXTREMELY offensive to people of color, right?

"Statement."

...

This is a black thing, isn't it?

Mr Firth, could you please sit down?

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

"Viral cuck numale shill kek Harambe literally."

Die a violent death

MMMYYYY, MUM

I'd tell those boys something about women

Hey, I'm just parroting some of Cred Forums's favorite words.

You don't talk to my wife like that!

NuOh

Statement

The best time to learn is now, user

Sit down.

Gotcha! HuH HuH HuH HuH

flesh pinch of ball hair is better

Where do you think you are?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo

>it's like all the games that have come out in the last 8 years, without the SJW faggotry

Would you please sit down?

Geoffrey, from an objective point of view, WHOUHWHOUHWHOUHWHOUH

>black judge

You had me going there, buddy!

Uncle Phil you got to kick that man's B U T T

SIT DOWN.

NOW THIS IS a black thing is isn't it?

is that suge knight?

YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!

[photo of pro creative Swedish meatballs]

Black man shooting nazis.

I WANNA GIVE YOU MONEY

fuck your seat

WEW