Hey Cred Forums, I think I'm in deep shit.
A man kidnapped me and locked me in a tiny room submerged up to my knees with water, and my head is touching the ceiling. I've been waiting here for nearly 12 hours. I feel like I'm being pushed up against the wall by some strange invisible force, and I feel like I might go so fast as to go into another universe. I'm not joking, I'm really being pushed that hard.
Am I fucked, or is there a way I can get out of this situation?
masturbation
How are you posting
Is that Osaka?
Man I remember Azumanga Daioh! Kagura is still the best girl.
I'm on my phone.
Why don't you call the police
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You need to turn around so that your speed goes out of bounds.
who puts anime girls on their iPhone?
I don't know where the fuck I am, so I can't give advice to them as to where to go.
?
You have a phone, it has a map application.
Turn on your phone's GPS and call the police you fucking idiot
I'm guessing we guess the game this comes from?
Have you tried raising the scuttlebug?
Don't mess with anything. You don't want to get misaligned and end up in the wrong parallel universe.
My GPS isn't working for some reason.
Nah he rather shitpost on Cred Forums
>look at OP's filename
No you're not. Fucking drown yourself.
Well then say bye to your life
Well you might as well go into another dimension then.
Nothing left for you here in this one.
Did you try turning it off and back on?
call 911
If you have a flashlight app, use it and find something to break out with
I'm hearing some strange noises outside my room now, it's saying something about "de facto speed", but that's all I've been able to get from it.
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Kek
Top shitpost
Waiting for Barneyfag now desu
OK OP, don't panic, here's what you do.
1. Take out your phone
2. Hold down the A button half way.
3. Travel 4 PUs at a time, this is important. Fix the camera inside where you are though or you'll break the universe
>Henry fags will defend this thread
why didn't kidnapper take off your phone then? OP you should kill yourself now
Call the police and they might be able to trace the call
God... I think I'm about to break through the wall now... this pain is unbearable...
Remember, 4 PUs at a time, FOUR!!! Don't get misaligned if you want to see your family again
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all you have to do is build up enough speed to traverse 1 QPU, exit the room and then traverse back to this universe
be careful not to encounter any slopes as they can alter your de facto speed and you'll be QPU misaligned
This, I knew a guy who misaligned his QPUs. That shit is pain in the ass to sort out
OP WAIT! THE DISTANCE YOU MOVE DOESN'T NECESSARILY EQUAL YOUR SPEED!
This
Rest In Opperoni.
image.jpg is exclusively an iphone thing, dumb apple supporter
Have you tried pressing A?
Phone posters can use filenames. I'm on a G SIII, watch this.
DON'T DO THIS
IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS
Yeah, but iShills imagine they're living in a world where everyone uses apple products
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
Hey, same
holy shit guys me too. we're a bunch of cock lovers here, aren't we?
w h a t
>he thinks a half A press actually means half of an A press.
oh no I hear something
Tomo best girl
poo in the water
Please look at the ground and remember what the slope is, this is very important
>not Sakaki
What terrible taste
I don't get it. Is this a reference to something?
This nigga knows what's up
Find the nearest slope and QPU your way to the surface
Tomo is my waifu.
It's really funny. Search for "0.5x A presses" on youtube.
We can always share
Take a picture of the water. NOW.
This take a pic and we'll believe you
My camera isn't working, i think the water did something to it.
Dear Cred Forums:
I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice.
Anyways, I began to watch Azumanga Daioh about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last episode.
Then I watched the series again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Osaka every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Osaka.
I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Osaka. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Osaka everywhere. I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Osaka dolls. Osaka is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave.
I'm in love with Osaka. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Osaka. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place.
So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Osaka break free from behind her glass prison.
>he got QPU misalligned
Fuck you """"Henry"""" you deserve it
>you will never have beach party fun with them
Why even live ;_;
Find a Pedro Spot and stay there pushing the wall for a while.
the police don't need you to turn on the gps, they have a device that does it on its own.
>tan lines
muh penis