Now that the dust has settled, can we finally just admit Doritos are god-tier gamer fuel?

Now that the dust has settled, can we finally just admit Doritos are god-tier gamer fuel?

Seriously, if you don't like Doritos there's probably something wrong with you.

Have you ever actually read the nutrisions box on the back?
You cant even pronounce half the shit on there

Whatever

But I have to know if there really are people triggered by fucking water. I mean not having soda in fridge, drink 80% water, 10% tea,coffee,juice, and some soda on occasion is the normal way of life here.

I prefer plain tortilla chips.

dorito dust

>You cant even pronounce half the shit on there
That's a pretty stupid reason to not eat something, everything is made of chemicals you probably can't pronounce, including produce.

doritos are only good if your dumb enough to eat chips without dip.

Eating junk food as a gamer is stupid. If I have to be constantly worry about getting a tummy ache because I drank three bottles of mountain dew and a bag of doritos, I'm not going to be playing optimally.

they're okay. i like chips and dip better. seems like the quality on dorritos has gone down or something.

If you're living in fear of ingredients lists then what the fuck do you eat

>Theres chemicals in everything,eat it anyway
What is a vegan?

>tummy ache

a faggot?

You DO know the shit they spray produce with, right?

Apparently that lack of meat has caused your brain to rot.

>vegan
>>>/reddit/

>tummy ache

Ever heard of organic food?

>gamer fuel
When will that meme end?
Seriously wasn't it created only to market junk food to fatties?
You don't need "fuel" to sit on your ass for 6 hours straight

oy vey

Organic food is no better for you than normal food.

It's the equivalent of buying a shirt at Hot Topic vs the same shirt at Walmart.

See

Banana's aren't organic.

What

nobody eats candy bars anymore?

Except the shirt at Hot Topic isn't going to kill you.

How dare you put a mask on my cat

Payday Master Race reporting in.

Neither is the walmart shirt. It's the same thing with an extra sticker on it that makes it cost more

A miserable pile of vegetables

Then why would I want to buy the one at hot topic?

>You cant even pronounce half the shit on there
Maybe you can't, but don't pin your retardation on the rest of us.

b-but wallymart is big bad crop

and fruits, and legumes, and grains.

...

While I love them, Doritos tend to make me sick.

And semen.

Isn't semen an animal product?

I suppose fish are plants?

Checkmate, athiesrs

Pic related is the ONLY "gamer fuel" that is even remotely acceptable, never mind god-tier, because it is the only gamer fuel that won't get your keyboard/controller covered in shit. Prove me wrong, I dare you.

the doritos in the red packet are the worst, cheese ftw

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Grains are like the worst food group for you though

Maybe if you're are fat fuck who doesn't exercise daily. Meat/Eggs/Dairy makes me sweat and feel all fucked up though.

>Release Doitos Pizza Fusion flavor
>It's God-tier
>They suddenly stop making it and just release two crappy flavors in the country afterwards

I like peanuts.

that picture really puts the "chemicals in my food" bullshit into perspective.

How can you guys like gamer fuel food that gives you sticky and disgusting fingers?
Do you not care about your gaming equipment?

Don't peanuts still get oils on your hands? If anything the salts on pretzels actually keep your hands dry and non-slippery.

I feel legitimately bad for the people who don't know the seductive pleasure of these things.

Vegan Diet is:

*Nuts/Seeds/Mushrooms
*Grains
*Veggies
*Fruits
*Legumes
*Fats/Oils/Sweets

Only if I eat them by the fistful.

>Eating Mushrooms

You fucking insensitive KILLER

b-but they don't have a central nervous system

The blue bags are my favorite honestly. You're making me want to get that shit

They're made up out of carbon

Maybe you're used to overconsumption in order to sate yourself with shit tier foods and put your body into overdrive any time you come across a decent meal

yeah this one's a good one buddy :)

isn't everything? lolololololooloololoo xD

based when dipped in mustard

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