This is Haruka. She's from Senran Kagura and her hobby is bullying cute girls...

This is Haruka. She's from Senran Kagura and her hobby is bullying cute girls. She also sometimes kills people and turns them into dolls. Say hello to Haruka.

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>She also sometimes kills people and turns them into dolls.

When was this, again?

In burst.

hello

Hm. I remember her mind raping guys into her pets (lucky SOBs...), but for the life of me I don't recall her killing any of them first. Weird.

Why do best Senrans (Rin and Ryona) never get threads?

I want to cuddle with Ryouna while she begs me to abuse her

I just finished burst and started crimson girls.
They say in short segment that she puts people in a big cast leaving only their face exposed so that she can see their faces. Then she hangs them up in her room.

You are right about the dominating though.

Better image. Too chubby in yours.

I'd rather say hello to Ikaruga's womb with my penis.

DOG DON'T EAT BANANANA

EV on PC when?

Are senran-fags as autistic as five nights as freddys or undertale fags? I think so.

Only those who roleplay.

Hello Haruka.
Sometime next year I'd imagine.

What bothers me is how strangely thin her thighs are in it.

Good taste. Are those pictures Canon? I'm new to the franchise so I've only played burst. I have all the other except SV.
Am I missing out?
I recently got estival does that have those cards?

This is Mirai. Her hobby is browsing the internet, and she sometimes kills tank battalions.

No, all those cards are from New Wave, a japan only mobile game. Most of the events are just excuses to put the girls in lewd situations.

So, most of them? You never see anyone talk about the games in these threads.

She's also a notorious shitposter.

I WANT HARUKA TO BE MY MOM SO WE CAN HAVE HOT INCESTUAL UNSAFE SEX

I want Haruka-sama to milk my prostate!

Will she bully me?

I'm not a cute girl.

That is incorrect. Everyone loves Mirai's high-quality contributions to the internet, especially Shiki and Murasaki.

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Except that is wrong, you just don't frequent the threads.

Shiki was a victim and is still hurt from all the mean things that cat did. Murasaki only supports her because she's a shitposter too. Come to think of it, only evil ninja shitpost.

Excuse me guys.
I have all games except SV.
Currently on 2.
Sould I get SV?

I thoroughly enjoyed burst.
Surprisingly well written.

She writes awful fanfiction that only smelly neets could enjoy

SV is good. Its where you'll learn about the two new schools and the heart stories are pretty cute as well.

If you want to know the Versus girls before starting EV and don't mind musou-style beat em ups, then sure, go for it, the pc version also has all the dlc included.

You ever see the movie 'Misery'?

Mirai did nothing wrong. All she did was make a lot of people on the internet happy by uploading lewd pictures of Shiki to her blog and writing erotic fanfiction about her. Also, Shiki deserved it.

Is the dulce any good?

But she made Shiki upset and ruined her chances of marriage. Mirai is a terrible cat and need to be punished for her crimes!

Haruka is really hot and all, my 2nd favorite SK character actually.

But the "ara~ ara~" type on characters younger than 27 just doesn't do it for me, it feels forced.

Dulce? Sorry user I don't know what you're talking about.
The dlc includes both Daidouji and Rin, and various outfits and accesories.

No.

Not that guy, but you mean Stephen King's work? What's even the similarity here?

I don't care then. Vita it is.
Need to buy it from a store though, can't have my roommate seeing this shit getting posted through the door.

I'm just hoping someone has it. (ju Kay fag here)

Dulce is how I pronounce dlc. Bad habit I picked up of an ex.

Is there a more faggoty activity than weebshit?

No

Yes. Mirai ruined this poor girl's future.

Are you aware of what site you are on?
Of course you are. So the only logical explanation is bait.

Would make for an amusing parody, a la the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror.

Mirai, a famed writer who's ending her beloved novel series.
Murasaki, a huge fan who refuses to let it end.
Throw in a snowed in cabin and hilarity ensues.

We all know that there's only one future for girls like Shiki. It's inevitable.

Let's be honest here. I can't be the only one who thinks this.

Haruka's breasts are too small. They need to be bigger.

>The truth is bait.

Weebshit is shit. Get over it, kid.

To be a nurse and spread the words of Buddha.

Ryouna a best

She's the second largest of the main cast.

(OP)
Did you not hear me?

I said weebshit is for fags.

>haruka will never bully you sexually

>you will never bully ryouna sexually

Third largest if you count Daidouji.

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You can always do it yourself on SK2 or SV with mods.

>implying boco knows what he's talking about

She is so beautiful.
Since Halloween is coming up I hope she gets another Halloween card

Or do the opposite.

Haruka gets thicker with every game though, soon she'll eclipse Murasaki by a mile.

It her thighs that takes in most of the thickness.

I'm going to marry Yumi!

(OP) (OP)
Fuck off, dumb weebs.

A thin Haruka is the best Haruka.

Autism.

Fuck off dumb weeb.

I prefer her on the thicker side but she makes all sizes look good.

Buddy, I think you're on the wrong website.

>Weebs
>Calling others autistic.

HAHAHAHAHHAHA, holy shit.

You can't make this shit up

Literally "I want attention" the post and the best thing you can think of is replying to it?

Stop feeding the troll.

I'm on the number 1 website for calling out how autistic weebs are.


Filtered, newfag.

Here's your dose fampai. Now calm down.

No.

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(OP) (OP) (OP)
Autism

I know.

But she needs to be bigger. So does Murasaki for that matter. They are both way too small for what they should have.

Don't worry user, we're aware of your mental condition. Now carry on.

>Defends weebshit
>Can't read properly.

Story checks out.

Maybe they'll get bigger in future installments. Takaki did say he wanted to make a game where they have graduated and are out on the field.

Don't worry, user. We understand. Here, have a cute robot to control your autism.

>Off topic weebshit discussion.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand Reported for breaking the rules.

I want to kagura all senrans but yumi. Kat is my favorite.

Oh hey, you actually calmed down now. Here, have some more.

>I want to kagura all senrans but yumi.

This is an English speaking board, stop being a faggot.

どこからアイデアを得るのですか?私はここでしか日本語を参照してください。

>Likes second worst Senran
>Hates best Senran

More Yumi for me, then.

>Posting weebshit.

Fuck off, faggot.

What if the stream turned out to be nothing?

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Disappointed, but not surprised.

I still have to wake up early tomorrow, so nothing of value would be lost.
I'm half expecting it to be just EV dressing room but for VR.

PLEASE POST A VERSION OF THIS WITHOUT THE SHITTY MURAMUASS TEXT. THE TEXT IS BLOCKING VIEW OF HER SOLES AND TOES.

I think they'll at least announce they are working on a new game.

t. Japan

Don't mind me, best girl coming through.

>liking the worst girl
Ayame is x10 better

Shame, once buried deep, erupts violently upon surfacing.

It doesn't exist.

(you)

Why wouldn't they announce that on the Senran Kagura anniversary?

Damn this place is full of normie plebs.

That already happened with the anniversary site, so I hope the thing on the stream to be something more concrete.
Weirdly enough, the stream site doesn't mention anything about Senran Kagura at all.
live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv273575478

It's too bad Kat has such a rough voice.

You got me there. I'd like to think they have something cooking up but that would have been the better time to announce it if they were.

Would Mirai approve of your shitposts?

fat

>not liking based Yuu Kobayashi

I find it works for her.

I hope so.

VIRGINS
FOREVER

Is she a fan of bullying flatties? If so then yes.

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That's not an insult.

Not mine.

Best girl. Yumi needs to be dethroned and asuka back in the spotlight.

I had sex a few times, it kinda sucked. I preferred video games.

>100 pedo cheesecake photos.
>Not even a single gameplay photo

I can't even fucking tell what type of game this weebshit actually is.

Fucking hell, weebs are sad.

You got some blood leaking from your ass, m8. Actually it's gushing. Might want to get that checked out.

Asuka is too damn cute.

Pedo screenshots it is then.

What, you don't want to play a game about Yumi going on a crusade?

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Between all the tits and ass people seem to forget that these girls are shinobi. Even Hanzo girls kill people if need arises or forced.

If they didn't become friends pic related would be very possible.

Sayuri pretty much said that that has indeed happened in some timeline.

>Tri Force Heroes link

I literally CANNOT stop masturbating to this very fertile young lady.

OLD and delicious CAKE

DO THE THING

Too old

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Ew fat bitches need to cut the Boba out of their diet

People seem to forget that squidhead went on a killing spree in Burst.

ok
wait what are we doing again?

Would you rather them be on the beansprout diet?

>date with flatcat goes well
>get back to the apartment
>she whips out a 30" cannon that'd make a GAU-8 self-conscious
why is this allowed

Sitting on my face

What is it with fatties always using false dichotomy?

>uh, can you stop driving the car at 100 phone on the freeway?
>What? You rather me drive 5 MPH instead?

100% confirmed canon killers are Yagyuu, Haruka, and Murasaki. They are professional assassins who will murder for cash and are completely unfit for marriage, unlike the other girls who are pure maidens that have only very likely killed someone before.

Because this bitch is only for patrician sadist tastes

>get Bon Appetit on sale despite hearing it's mediocre on a good day
>have heard the music is underwhelming, and a lot of it is pretty generic by the series' standards
>face off against Daidouji for the first time
>mfw her theme

Daidouji singing is a miracle of the universe and I'm not even a particularly big fan of hers.

And Homura. Self defense, but still.

Ryouna killed a bunch of faceless mooks in the anime OVA if that counts.

Gessen girls probably killed a lot of evil ninja before SV story.

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No, that's oinker

The question is not who will allow her but who will stop her?

Murasaki did it to protect Bebe. Just imagine what she'd do if something were to threaten her husband or children.

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She'd probably not try as hard because neither of those things are Bebe.

>Murasaki
Nah, that was out of her controll because her Root of Calamity got off.
She did not do it willingly.

She did not kill the dude, just sent him to the hospital for eternity.

She took a bullet for Miyabi and she isn't Bebe.

Don't say anything bad about this bitch.

I WANT TO NAIL YUMI!
TO A CROSS!

Stop projecting your own body-image issues onto deliciously thick Haruka-chan.

All I have to say is that she's best Senran and I want to pet her.

>deliciously thick Haruka
Disgusting
SK1 Haruka is way better, because she wasn't fat.

Thick is fat. Haruka is oinker.

To each their own.

>headpats
too far

I remember seeing people talk stuff about how Hebijo girls in Shinovi Versus killed the other girls in gruesome manner, even stuff like Miyabi impaling Asuka with a sword and Asuka pulling herself towards Miyabi along the sword.

Yet I dont remember that at all when I played it. I cant believe I completely blanked out on 15 on screen murders while playing my titty simulator. Was that murder stuff just bullshit then?

I want to spoil that pig.

To be honest SV gets so repetitive that I ended up not paying attention for half of it too.

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To be fair, SVs Hebijo storymode was the story where I paid the least amount of attention, but I still READ that shit. Where's the fucking murder.

Yumi is the best girl

>stopping an angry shitposter with a warhammer sized dick

no one wants to die user

i want to hug, fug, and marry the snek

It's plainly stated multiple times that they intend to kill the Crimsons, and the dialogue gives the impression that they go ahead and kill all of the Hanzou and Gessen girls too. That is what shinobi are supposed to do to enemies they defeat after all. I recall they mention burning down Gessen's school afterwards also, so if they only passed out, they might have died in the fire anyway.

Ignoring Ikaruga falling to the ground twice, none of the girls are ever seen again in the story after losing to the Hebijo girls, and only Hebijo's story is like that. Murasaki does mention Rapunzel the Shinobi updating after a hiatus in the ninja room after clearing the final chapter though, so make whatever you want out of that.

Oh, that I absolutely remember, how they talked about their intentions to kill. I just dont remember the gruesome graphic deaths that other anons described, like the afromentioned Asuka kill. In text form, of course.

Oh, whoever said that was just making shit up, I guess.

why don't you go to or why must there be a 24/7 image dump thread on Cred Forums

Remember those 'doomph' sounds when playing through the NH route? Yeah, that was it. That's it. That's the sound of death. Really disappointing but absolutely hilarious at the same time.

True

Well, atleast now I know I am not going completely senile just yet as I didn't miss anything. I was sure I would remember the murders of my favorites if they were very graphic.

They talk quite a bit of the killings but the way they happen is just hilarious. The way they killed Hibari should set the tone of how the NH route will be. Hilariously bad.

I hope the next game allows for Moorai once again.

The best girl is in that picture, but it's not Yumi.

Minori is ok.

>liking Minori
user, are you okay?

It's not often you hear someone like Minori, let alone say she's best. Don't know who else you might be referring to since no one else is there.

Flatcat or diabetesgoblin?

I think that's Yomi on the left and Shiki on the right.

How in the world could all the games made after, and on stronger systems, have shittier customization than Burst?

>bought EV for the vita about a week ago
>download it from my Ps3
>keep trying to get it on my PSTV but I need to download a 2GB update file which downloads at about 100 kb/s and cuts out half way through
This better be the best game ever

Because that's not Burst but SK2, and only EV has followed that up. Better question is why is EV worse than SK2 in that respect?

anyone have that .gif where haruka and the other one bounce their asses so hard their clothes explode?

They spent more time on SK2, a 3DS entry, for god knows why.

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Yeah, people really need to be warned that EV is really about a 6GB download to get going properly. And I don't think it's as good as the 3DS games but I do like it more than SV. A lot of people seem to not feel that way but I felt that EV at least had some challenge and its new mechanics are somewhat neat, even if some older ones were gimped (hope you didn't like infinidashing with character in SV).

They originally planned to have a main series for this game but the idea just flopped because they are pretty restricted on the 3DS in terms of content, graphics and DLC. It was a pretty dumb decision but they probably thought it'd do just as well as burst at least. Hopefully they spend time on a PS4 entry or something next.

Because it's been said by Takaki himself that the 3DS games are the true mainline entries. Still, a little more magic can be worked on the Versus games.

My Haruka is better than your Haruka

That was said in 2012 though. So it's a bit fallen to the wayside.

I know nips have a thing for thin bean pole legs flat asses and small boobs but why in gods name do people make fanart of haruka with these shit traits?

Pig girls are cute.

>3DS in terms of content, graphics, and DLC

SK2 has the best content and DLC and the SK2 engine is better than the Versus engine despite being on shittier hardware.

That's official art, you stupid fat fetishist.

She lacks a big pink bow. That alone makes yours inferior.

I'm talking about the art I find on danbooru you dense shit

>fanart
user, that's the first official art of her, why do you think people say she's been getting fatter?

You're still into fat chicks though.

>SK2 has the best content and DLC
Read what I said. They arent allowed limitless DLC on the nintendo E shop. And the DLC with SK2 was too cheap and it wasnt that great.

>the SK2 engine is better than the Versus engine despite being on shittier hardware.
And imagine what they can do if the spend time on a better system that more people would buy on is what I'm saying.

and you like flat asses you low test beta fuckboi

>tfw Haruka gets fatter with every game
>tfw eventually she'll have a bit of belly that even gets its own jiggly physics and can be groped in the dressing room

>Fat pig over slim and athletic

Haruka is dangerous, don't trust her

honestly I like the first two the most

I'd rather be low test than subhuman.

What do you have against underboob, son?

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Do they give out the three measurements of the girls somewhere in these games?

That chart is bullshit. What if I like both?

Not him, but her Versus model with no white part on her bra infuriates me. Not because it's ugly (far from it), but because her nipples should be in plain view and yet nothing is there.

She's not fat.

They do that in every game.

>They arent allowed limitless DLC on the nintendo E shop.

I fail to see how that's a bad thing, or do you like dealing with wading through an avalanche of costume DLC to get to the 1 or 2 Versus DLCs that might be worth something?

>And the DLC with SK2 was too cheap and it wasnt that great.

The chibi one is meh but the shooter one was silly fun and every SK game needs a breast slider, especially now that SK2 has done it.

>And imagine what they can do if the spend time on a better system that more people would buy on is what I'm saying.

Eh, you can't fault them for wanting to bank on the success of a Nintendo handheld. And to be honest, the games have always had a handheld-tier depth so it's not like it doesn't fit. Still, I do think they could do more with Vita renditions for sure.

Always, but it's not like the art is always accurate to the numbers.

Did they actually account for the increasing thicc in each iteration?

her thighs are getting to the point where they are flabby though

Her thighs are literally welling out over her stockings. She is fat.

I need this.

>I fail to see how that's a bad thing
$$$

The earlier outfits are better for hiding things, which is an important skill for ninjas.

Pretty sure several girls get bigger assets in every game.

>the fuckboi is a yuro as well

this just keeps getting better and better

Bad thing for the consumer.

I want this PIGGU to sit on my face!

You can choose not to buy it. I also prefer character DLC.

*healthy

Same applies to all DLC, no matter the system.

This is my dog.
She is cute.
My cute dog likes to go for walks and be spanked.
Say hello to my dog.

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Hello, dog. Would you like some chocolate?

I want a port of EV at least just so I have an excuse to make better webms.

I wish all the girls had a unique reaction for touching their belly in the dressing room.

>Rin
Sorry, I just don't like GILFs.

Haruka needs to lay down the burguers.
Ryona a best.

Haruka is such a nice, loving girl. I wish she was my gf!

>You can choose not to buy it.

It affects you even if you don't buy it. I'm sure its not a coincidence that the only game that gives you any kind of reasonable clothing selection in the base game is the one where they weren't allowed to put up thirty $2 costume packs that basically give you nothing individually.

>Haruka will never peg you
Why live?

Wait, is the stream today or tomorrow?

Tomorrow.

It starts at 20:00 japan time, so a little over 14 more hours.
live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv273575478

>Sep/28/2016 (WED) Opens: 27:50 Starts: 28:00

can someone explain?

What stream?

thick thighs save lives

Takaki is showing up after Summer Lesson is shown on Nico (he's on the "etc. announcements slot"). People are speculating that as a result of this, the next game is going to be some sort of VR bullshit gimmick game.

There's no fun in being S if the bitch enjoys it.

>North Korea prefers asses
Also, Iceland is on that list too. They're alright in my book.

All right, cool. Guess I'm staying up tonight.

She's fine the way she is.

a giant Haruka best Haruka

mah nigga

>Haruka gets thicker and curvier every game
>her model is still just the default generic model with bigger boobs

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

They really need to fix that.

>he doesn't like thick thighs
What are you, gay?

>GET OUTTA ME SWAMP

Why is she so healthy?

She has coatbot do her busy work.

Because she eats unhealthy.

What does her poop taste like?

Homu is just jealous she can't science cake into existence.

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I'm marrying this girl

You're 5 years too late.

Raise my son well, lad.

So does coatbot dance samba right next to Mirai when she dances?

And does coatbot have feelings for Hibari's rabbit?

And does coatbot dream of having legs?

And does coatbot sit down to a nice bottle of engine oil and talk about the original Predator with Mirai Schmidt?

And does coatbot go out to play bingo with Landkreuzer in order to raise the necessary funds for their power generation in the Crimson cave?

And does coatbot shitpost all over SenranChan with the help of Satellite Gustav and a bunch of proxies?

Why did we have to play as the heroines in that first DLC for SK2? I'd much rather live in a world that Haruka conquered!

>So does coatbot dance samba right next to Mirai when she dances?
Sometimes
>And does coatbot have feelings for Hibari's rabbit?
Nope, the rabbit bullies him.
>And does coatbot dream of having legs?
Legs scare him.
>And does coatbot sit down to a nice bottle of engine oil and talk about the original Predator with Mirai Schmidt?
When he finds the time.
>And does coatbot go out to play bingo with Landkreuzer in order to raise the necessary funds for their power generation in the Crimson cave?
Yes among other things. Making money is one of his primary concerns since he depends on that energy too.
>And does coatbot shitpost all over SenranChan with the help of Satellite Gustav and a bunch of proxies?
Only when Mirai borrows him.

Haruka needs her own game.

Makes it more fun imo

>Atelier Haruka
>except you're Haruka instead of a cute little girl
>and you're trying to fuck up the town with sex related drugs

It defeats the entire purpose.

That is my dream game. You' have to make new drugs and medicine to sell to fund the hobo cave and go out to collect ingredients. Along the way you can upgrade coatbot, have the other crimson squad either go with you or stay at the base to do thing like grow beansprouts and other things.

How do we make the next game good?

only if you're an edgelord faggot

Don't make it a Versus game, give to the guys that made VD.

NOT SO FAST PUNK

SK3. Fanservice can be a separate mode or something, but make the main game have consequences and focus on character development.

Include an Easy Mode for the whiny Japanese babies.

And I GUESS bring in the Gessen squad.

You haven't played a single versus game, your opinion is worthless.

Cut the playable cast down to like 14-16 (removing 2-3 girls from each school) and focus on improving the core gameplay. Gradually add the others back either in sequels or DLC.

Alternatively keep everyone playable, but only a handful get revamped playstyles and the rest are basically bonus characters.

>remove girls
Financial suicide.
If they do ever get around to graduation, all the graduates will likely join up and create a new YinYang Shinobi team of good and evil ninjas to save the world.

>grills actually die in this tiddy simulator

You even get to play with a dead one.

pls no

Reminder that Yagyuu's sister is a smear on the wall.

Damn, she was hot.

>tfw no riot police senran
>not even in new wave

I just want my shotgun and shield character. I know Ryouki exists, I love her for having that combination of items together. I just want her to be able to use different rounds and use a baton, a bat, something to knock other ninjas away.

Even ninjas are no match for Japanese Truck.

>hey let's give this masochist medicine to Ryouna
>woooow why did nothing change, broken potion mechanics
She's dumb.

Is this what really happen to one of my fav senrans?

That's how she got her love for Hibari. Yagyu had a hard life, it made her into a very qt lesbo though.

Did you not play Burst or SV?

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Amazing taste my friend

>too chubby
The only thing wrong with OP image is the face. The body is perfect.

Ass

I've always wanted to try boiled squid.

Why does Rin never get no love?

These are my bitches.

youtube.com/watch?v=rkgcDAD1mN0

I need more Ryubi butt. I live off of it

niggas what game is this?

titty ninjas

You're an idiot.