You have 12 hours to name a character who can beat Mario with prep time and access to >infinite quadruple parallel universes >infinite hyper speed walking >infinite hyper speed wall-kicking >scuttlebug transportation >scuttlebug raising >object cloning >an invisible Yoshi, bowling balls and goomba ladder
Keep in mind Mario can go at -∞ speed, has defeated the hidden third mystery Goomba who does not physically exist, has figured out how to get off the pole in BitFS with 0x A presses and is powered up to a state of six while pause buffering, riding an invisible Yoshi (who has just eaten a Chargin Chuck), wearing a Metal Wing Vanish cap, holding a Star clone and can press A without limit, during a Scuttlebug Jamboree after touching a starman, having built up speed for twelve hours, activated a Time-Freezing Cap Switch, pre-set a HOLP's position and changed the water's height, with -25 lives, Luigi floating on an egg over the sea, the battleground being the Japanese version of Super Mario 64 and TJ """""Henry""""" Yoshi is nowhere to be seen