What are some good games that feature cute animals?

>Furry

seek mental help

>weebshit.gif
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All I get is anxiety from this webm and fear for the man's life and you degenerates wank to it like it's furry porn.

Fun fact, Cheetahs have a high risk of being domesticated in the same way Wolves were domesticated in the past.

Tourists are encouraged not to come close to Cheetahs in the wild because they'll purposely hang around humans for food.

wild cheetas aren't dangerous, you're more likely to get attacked by a deer.

>imblying you wouldn't

Haunting Ground

deer are more dangerous than people realize

>that feel when no docile big kitty pet

>humans domesticate cheetahs
>you have to be an MLB player to effectively play fetch with your pet
thanks Obama

>domestic cheetahs
Dog fags btfo

>not wanting to domesticate big kitties

Cheetah's don't have much biting power and not very large teeth for a large cat.

They actually do less damage than a dog of equal size.

They also lack any of the standoffish predator traits a Lion or Tiger has because Cheetah's are simply not strong enough to overpower a human, ever.

Check this video out for a cheetah bite.

youtube.com/watch?v=AWUU3H1YBd0

It's basically nothing.

To be fair, with how human population keeps growing it'd be smart to get used to people, else they risk eventually getting fucked over.

Monster Rancher.

The big problem is they're going extinct soon and taking more of them out of their environment is a bad thing.

>furry
It's normally called "bestiality" and you really shouldn't confuse the two

weebs belong here
furfags dont

>live in a place where deer roam around like giant rats and sometimes attack people
>mfw people talk about how gentle and noble deers are why do hunters shoot them :(

Both truly unique versions of degeneracy

Pretty much this, they are pretty hard to breed in captivity and don't cope well with stress.

Also, fun fact, I think there is little to no record of Cheetah deaths. Most are confused with Leopards because "lolspots" but Cheetahs are simply genetically dispositioned to not confront humans.

What a stupid faggot, just sat there and watched? I'd go over there and break its neck

beastiality is more just generally depraved/ desperate
furries are just autistic

Deer are like fucking rats.

Yo fuck that deer. I hope someone blew its brains out after.

I think that's pretty unfair.

They're just stupid.

Animals that evolved to generally outbreed predators.

But again, that depends on the deer.

Outhere in bongland Deer are populous but elusive.

>furries
>want to fuck animals
>bestiality
>wanting to fuck animals
where's the difference senpai

You live in a place with retarded people if they're letting deers attack them.

>deer protecting it's baby
>somehow bad
Fucking retards.

Animals are animals
A lot of dogs will murder rabbits and shit so people shouldn't blanket hate an animal for attacking a dog.

>wild animal attacking pets
>somehow not bad
It probably got killed if that happened somewhere around the americas, guns are pretty common.

theres a difference between going into where they live and shooting them for anything but sustenance and culling them when they actually start to pose a real threat

also lmao at how it doesnt give a fuck about the cat but runs at the dog thats like 100 foot away doing nothing

youtube.com/watch?v=F1A-qkLNijo

TANK IS DEAD

Kirb

>>furries
>>want to fuck animals
redo

>dog just walking along minding its own business
>deer fucking flies in from down the road and beats the shit out of it, probably causing severe damage to the dog
>It was just protecting it's baby the deer dindu nuffin!

No actually, except for the >noguns libcucks and hippies we fucking shoot them. Good luck if you're in a residential neighborhood, don't have a weapon, and a deer is coming at you. Chances are that you're not going to be able to outrun or overpower it unless you're in peak physical condition.

Weird why we call them Monsters when they're clearly based off of animals. Animals aren't monsters, right?

Pretty sure it was a woman. What do you expect?

If your pet leaves your property without you it's no longer your pet, it's a stray dog.

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Is this from the documentary where the guy follows around a litter of cheetahs until adulthood?

That Cheetah is underage though!

It went after the cat as well after this part of the clip, but the cat was smart enough to actually run away.

>furfags wet dream.webm

They're in a cage.

you are insane if you think a lot of furfags dont lust for dog cock/pussy
I remember when one of them got jailed for violently fucking his cat

The dog was retarded. You aren't making a logical disctintion.

>dog just walking along minding its own business
Never go full retard.

>this fucking retard literally considers deer dangerous animals that must be shot on sight
holy fuck you must be right down braindead hillbilly alley.

Uhh, no there isn't. Deer breed really fucking fast, that's their ecological niche. Going into where they live and shooting them for anything but sustenance IS prevention for them becoming a real threat.

>Out on a walk in the woods with my dog, do this every day
>Webm starts happening out of nowhere
>The sound of my dogs cries for help open up something primal within me
>Grab the closest stick I could find and literally start smashing the Deer as hard as I could as my dog cried out
>Bloodlust boils, I am crying tears of seething rage as I deliver blow after blow to the head and body of this deer
>It starts fleeing after I hear a few thicker wetter thuds.
>I Give chase for a good 100 meters, fastest I ever ran before turning back around, running even faster back to my dog
>Took him right to the vet, he was fine, only a few small cuts and bruises.

Fuck Deer.

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>Cat just sauntered up to the fawn and is ignored
>Dog minding his own business down the street suddenly gets tackled and the shit kicked out of him
>Cat just gets left alone with fawn while this happens

That's bestiality.

Didnt he drop this?

I said that you need to shoot deer that attack people on sight you illiterate fucking retard.

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We should focus on reintroducing their natural predators instead.

Yes, and many furries are into it
Theres no way to argue around finding animals sexy

>I don't have any more valid arguments so I'll just call them names!
good job, have a (You)

Why do cats like humans so much?

Then why add everything human to them?

Because we feed them.

and probably in heat, fucking degenerate oldman

Or the one story where user rescued a dog from a furry

Cats genetically engineered monkeys into humans to take care of them that's why they're worshipped.

Why do turtles hate cats so much?

Because we've selectively bred the ones that do.

>tank aggro's while rouges DPS
>healer nowhere to be found

They wuz godz when we wuz kangz

If you can find me a bear that looks and acts like this then sure.

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Denial purposes
like when pedos give lolis bug hips or tits

>Big and warm human to sleep on
>Fun to climb
>Free petting
>Free food

Cat is small and dogs can be mistaken for wolves

Why is there so many cats in that video? Is it on that cat island in japan?

That's a tortoise

why doesn't kitty just hop on a chair so faggot can't headbutt him anymore?

See that human? You can climb it.

Housecats were bred for centuries for Affection and human companionship.

They naturally react to human biology like dogs, but on a subtle level.

Cats defend children, care for their family in their own ways.

Like that lie on how a cat bringing you food is pity. It's actually a sign of respect because Cats often see you feeding them moreso than you feeding yourself.

Serious case of dog dindu nuffin
You don't know that

>hey guys I know! To solve the deer overpopulation problem we'll introduce a bunch of predators that will whittle down the deer population and then once they run out of food start attacking humans and pets as well as probably devastating the population of the animals that aren't being problematic!
Please just stop. Introducing """natural predators""" to solve an overpopulation issue never works and always causes more problems. Furthermore, we have easy ways to legally regulate exactly how many animals hunters are allowed to kill so they don't go overboard.

You're right. Also, I found the documentary I was talking about, if anyone is interested. It's called "Man, Cheetah, Wild."

discovery.com/tv-shows/man-cheetah-wild/videos/how-to-win-over-cheetahs/

Because that would mean that he lost.

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>underage cheetah in heat begging for your cock

Same thing.

I don't think I've ever seen a turtle but that much effort into something

>once they run out of food start attacking humans
Lmao you mean like sharks right?
>Introducing """natural predators""" to solve an overpopulation issue never works and always causes more problems
Can you name a few examples?

>hating on dears

stupid fuzzy spider.

on the other hand, domesticating them could be one of the ways to make sure they survive

We need more capybaras in games

They're cool

Deers are so motherly

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>whittle down the deer population
Literally impossible

>Like that lie on how a cat bringing you food is pity
What kind of a retard would think that was an act of pity? I can see someone confusing that for a dick move but most people know they're trying to contribute to the house hold.

What about games you can PLAY AS dinosaurs?

Rage truly is the purest of emotions.

>t. capybara
Go away you monster, nobody likes you

why is he doing that?

What are some games with rare animals?

>growing attached to food animals
I love hunting season, deer jerky and venison sausages and steaks for weeks

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It's giving a hint.

>expensive and costly exotic pet
>lives for 4 years
why would you want this?

People who somehow find "Emotionless dickass who semi-hates you" an Endearing trait they reflect on cats.

When in reality cats love the fuck out of their owns, they just display different temperaments.

>those claws

Jesus, that thing looks like it could kill him in 10 seconds if it wanted to.

>Can you name a few examples?
not him but countless numbers of species have been wiped out by introducing house cats, rats, deer, and dogs to areas. look at the dingos in australia, those things even attack people.

Male or female?

>those claws

What if domestication keeps the species from going extinct?

The Wild Aurochs is extinct. The Domesticated offshoot of them survives.(cattle)

I don't think domestication is the answer, but there are quite a few species where captivity is the only thing that saved them from extinction. I can't recall many species off the top of my head besides the giant panda where there are more in captivity than in the wild, but I know there's at least one species of tiger and rhino where that's the case. In fact, in the case of the giant panda, saving the species might be going against nature, since they're an evolutionarily stupid animal.

Those are pests, not natural predators.
They were never part of the ecosystem to begin with.

Probably hungry and was bottle fed in captivity

Does it truly matter, user?

>Felines are apex predators
>Humans use them as pets and think they're cute

Homo Sapiens - Cucking the world since 800,000 B.C.

because it was raised to be a big baby, it's trying to nurse. Housecats taken too early from their mothers do the same thing

Predators a cute!

Saved it for such an occasion.

lmao 2cat

>Hakaijuu

i wish i did that to my house cat

Deer hunting is great. They can be erotic creatures. Those black eyes, firm hips, and slender legs…

>Falls twice the same way

Stupid kitty, stop being so cute

sometimes I'm pretty sure my cat could rip out my jugular if it wanted to, I let his claws get pretty sharp... but he's a big babby so I'm not worried.

Now imagine a cat with like German Shepard bite force and claws that will never let you go, if it wanted to kill you, you'd be dead.

animals can be assholes

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>felines are apex predators
>use their cuteness to get humans to provide and shelter for them while they sleep 20 hours a day, the ultimate neets
Who cucked who

>ywn have a lion running around your house wrecking stuff

>dude, wake up
>dude, your show is about to start
>dude, holy fuck, i won't tape it for you again
>dude holy fucking shit wake up
>DUDE WAKE THE FUCK UP
>*falls twice*

This thread has a lot of cute cats.
Pic related is mine.

>>Felines are apex predators
in like 2 regions max

That's one ugly bear

We like predators as a species, animals like eagles, tigers, lions, wolves and boars show pretty often in flags and heraldry.

They usually get what they want.

I don't want to get sucked by a literal faggot

Nice.

>tfw my dog hates cuddles

lol

this is illegal you know

Cat is basically white, the dog on the other hand is black, you be the judge why the deer went after the dog like that.

Nintendogs OP, did you forget to feed them again?

uh it literally ignores the cat to go after some random dog

i dont think you realize how retarded and aggresive a doe is, especially with a child. its the male deer that will usually run away

call me when it bags an actual croc and not a fish-eating fuccboi Caiman

This is my cat, I tried letting him be player 1 but he still won't play vidya with me

my girlfriend's mum has one of these.
they have the mother and raised it from birth and it's the biggest fucking baby ever.

>tiny cat
>a threat

Yep. They'll eventually adopt the stray domestic cats that are already all over the place and form car gangs where the small cats sneak into people's yards and homes to do the cheetahs bidding

Boars are fucking vicious as all hell, but I don't think they're predatory.

I'll give you a hot tip. Cats like to be player 3

Dogs are headpats sluts

Why would you take it into the water, that's where he's strongest

>that shitty flash of light during the shot transition
shitty fucking american editing. i can just hear the commentary now.
>THIS CROC'S HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE. BUT HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT, WHAT IT'S LIKE, TO BE A FISH OUT OF WATER
>shitty midi orchestral music swells
ruined discovery and nat.geo channels.

Why can't we just domesticate cheetahs to save their species?
They're already the most docile of the big cats.

This is my homeboy. He use to fetch twigs but now he's a lazy shit.

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I believe when you take 2 inches fangs in your neck you perish

I've seen them hunt and eat chickens and rabbits. Boars are fast as fuck and will eat anything they can.

Someone post that praying mantis screencap

So a dog 100 meters away not even going in your direction is a threat?

They hardly breed in captivity and are prone to desease when exported.

>not even going in your direction
We don't know that.

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Technically, cheetah's ain't a big cat.

They're a small cat, the largest I think.

One of the biggest factors is Cheetah's don't roar, and purr as a sign of affection.

>being a furry unironically

consider suicide by cop

The dog could just be waiting until you're distracted, then run in and grab the doe

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yes, a cat is a threat. its a fucking cat, and thats a baby deer. that thing even getting clawed once could be its death. animals dont have health care

oh well that's a shame

Here is my maine coon kittens.

What a graceful fluff ball.

Are those goats?

This is from Neko Aruki Iwagou Mitsuaki by the way, fun series that you don't need to know moon for. Search Nyaa for the episodes. Hours of cats from all over the world.

This was supposed to be a cute animal thread.

What eats felines?

I always thought tigers are the only cats who know how to swim.

Nothing Peter Gabriel's music and some lingerie can't fix.

>tfw I had to put my cat down in April
>still sometimes see him in places where he obviously isnt
>other cat still looks for him sometimes

Chinese people.

they DID domesticate Cheetahs in Egypt and Ancient Rome, they were the pets of Pharaohs and Nobles but they went out of Fashion for some reason. There's heiroglyphics and murals of people walking Cheetahs on leashes like a dog.

>yes, a cat is a threat
Apparently even a deer has more common sense than you.
Sorry

Sharks

*record scratch*

spppOOOOkkkyyYY!!!

Very few animals can't swim.
I mean most of them won't be able to swim very well, but they can get somewhere. How else do species spread across rivers?

Disgregard females, acquire more fucking cats.

>Ctrl f
>No Viva Pinata

Viva Pinata

Big cats are NOT for lewd.

>tfw both my cats are dead

I'm sorry friend.
My old gal passed away last October, was sad to see her go.

then get more cats

>tfw cat loves biting me

I used to have two cats, when one went missing his brother would try to go out and search for him and when he couldn't find him he would just flop over in depression and started losing a bunch of weight

>there will never be a better zekda game than okami

How did Nintendo get served by Capcom back-to-back when it came to Zelda?

>tfw sister's kitten climbs up people's legs

This is my cat. She's fluffy and likes rolling around

>still sometimes see him in places where he obviously isnt

You're being haunted by your own cat user, you must've raised him very well if hes willing to be there for you, even in the next life

Well, you learn something new every day. I've always assumed they were obligate herbivores and just fucked shit up because they're assholes. Like hippos.

You did good, user. You did good.

More like, what kills them faster than they kill it?

These are my old cats. The orange one was named Boots, he was awesome.

goats are GOAT

That's to adorable, I can't take it

I don't want to fuck big cats
I don't want to fuck big cats
I don't want to fuck big cats

You know you're a royal faggot if you're needier than a dog.

>my two cats are getting old
>spent so many years with them
I don't want to think about it. Hold me

>deer protecting its baby
>ok
>man protecting his dog
>somehow bad

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Good.

Goats move weird

I feel you, user.
My cat went missing some time ago, but I still expect to see her under the couch where she used to sleep soundly.
But she's not there and it hurts.

Can we just discuss for a moment how does are literally NATURE'S SLUTS.

If we were all deer slamming our long legs onto keyboards on deerchan we would all be talking about fucking does.

>sometimes I'm pretty sure my cat could rip out my jugular if it wanted to

nigga you what? I mean sure cats are spastic as fuck when they are angry, but you could literally throw it across the room. they wouldnt even be able to touch your jugular, the biggest risk is them clawing the shit out of your eyes.

It's been years user... I'm scared to go and check

But dogs are supposed to be nice and helpful by nature.

This picture is almost a year old, but they haven't let me take a decent picture of them since. They'll pose for the camera, then right as I'm about to take the picture, they'll move so they all end up blurry. I'm convinced they do this on purpose.

No, humans are

I'm not even a furry but if this happened to mean I think I would struggle to suppress a boner. I haven't of romantic interest to a female for 4 years pls send help and even then she was 14

New cat tho

it's trying to bury the fish

Tiggers are not for pets either.

Only big cats I could see domesticating are Cheetahs.

Some medium sized cats like Clouded Leopards and Ocelots maybe.

But Tiggers.. so big that no amount of domestication will make them good pets.

>my golden retriever puppy is starving and covered in fleas and dirt from not being bathed in years

why did you remind me user

it's why Cheetas have evolved to become insanely fast at covering long distances.

Similar to humans, they lacked the raw power and intelligence to overpower their prey by force, so instead they constantly track and chase their pray down until it's too exhausted to fight back, which allows the cheeta a relatively easy and quick kill

How does he know?

>It's actually a sign of respect because Cats often see you feeding them moreso than you feeding yourself.
I thought it was the cat saying "you are useless for hunting, this is how it is done bitch"

Dogs are pure, they are truly everyones best friend. ; ;

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Make a boat?

youtube.com/watch?v=L2ZysgGAABw

Mods are asleep, post doggos

>Got two cats 10+ years ago
>Black one was put down two years ago due to kidney disease
>Ginger one used to be super dopey, cute and fluffy
>Been diagnosed with overactive thyroid
>Now super thin, does fuck all all day other than do awfully stinky shits, claw at my door for his 6+ a day meals and sleep
It's sad but he's just been kind of irritating these past few years. I'd be sad to see him go but I think by now it'd be best for him.

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nasty little rodent

Yeah Tigers are so large that if it tries to play with you directly or even try to help you if you passed out or tripped or something it's probably going to fuck you up.

Like how that White Tiger accidentally fucked up Roy from Siegfried and Roy because he fell as part of his act and it tried to drag him to safety by his neck like he was a kitten or something.

this is mah kot

he's lost a bunch of weight since this picture

>Cheetah's fell for the DEX build meme
And that's why they're bitches as far as big cats go.

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>Ants are making boats out of eachother

WHY DIDNT HUMANS THINK OF THIS BEFORE?

Set (Associated with turtles) was a rival of Bastet (literally a cat goddess). This rivalry endures.

This is the most accepted theory about the kot-tortle rivalry among the scientific community

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>Like that lie on how a cat bringing you food is pity.
That's not how it works.
They're trying to teach you to hunt. Sure, there's "pity" in the sense that they do it because they don't see you hunting but really it's just a natural compensation mechanic among cats.

I know how you feel user. I had to leave my 2 cats behind with grandparents for a while because I had to move due to work (I'll be flying them over here when I get things set) and I keep waking up thinking they're in bed with me.

I could swear I can feel their weight pressing against me like they used to do sometimes, it's freaky.

>he doesn't have a cat that gives him baths and keeps him warm at night
Lmaoing @ ur lives
Cats a best
Pic related is mine

>How can they open doors, their animals man

Humans don't have a hivemind like ours

humans are greedy fags who wouldn't sacrifice themselves for the greater good.

Sure we do, what am I thinking

Some on the lower levels might end up inhaling water. Many bugs don't have any lungs whatsoever.

>merely pretending

>Cred Forums suddenly hates capybaras
what happened?

I am moms cat?

How many hours in a row have you spent watching funny cat videos? Be honest.

>u got me good m8

or it could just take a car

-to be continued-

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Do you kill secret british agents for a living user?

hey m8 we're using the same shitty keyboard

>like ours
ANTS GET THE FUCK OUT
THIS IS A HUMAN WEBSITE
LEAVE NOW OR I AM GETTING THE RAID

>Very few animals can't swim.

I really do think that if we could breed Cheetahs in captivity and domesticate them it would help save the species and I think Cheetahs could make good pets (you'd need a lot of space though like a ranch, they wouldn't be very common pets but we know they've been domesticated in the past and we know they have a relatively gentle temperment that makes them easier to domesticate). They act kind of like both dogs and cats at the same time.

i dunno
But here's my favorite cat video
youtube.com/watch?v=vf9wHkkNGUU

>enemies can open doors

scum

did doggo died tho?

Dunno. They remind me too much of these terrifying fuckers.

Nature has NO right making something that big so fast.

>tfw I saw this a few years ago and thought it was cute and cool, but now I realized that can actually make furries horny
I consider suicide.

>hheheheh

>last clip of ants attacking lizard
>one is biting his eyelid

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>Why do cats like humans so much?

Posting one of my fur balls

Took my sister weeks but she managed to teach her cat to fetch every time she throws something, only for the cat to grow out of it completely when it matured.

>grew up on a small farm
>had a cat once to deal with rats and shit yo
>really liked to sit around the house when it wasn't on extermination duty
>really liked to claw at and nibble on every finger it could get at
>also had a dog who was either very jealous or protective as fuck
>started growling whenever cat came near us
>shifted into attack mode whenever cat started the finger shenanigans in his presence
We didn't have that cat for long.

Is there actually something in this image?

Shit, I got it too. Bought it at a Target like five years back.

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rate my kitties
they're all grown up now ;_;

fellow fatcat bro

>FN2187.gif

"Funny" cat videos, almost nothing. Cute cat videos/webms/gifs, quite a bit. But I like cute animal videos. Here's some cute pupper videos.
youtube.com/watch?v=3oXQpfbf3dc
youtube.com/watch?v=83E3REScyJ4

Jesus christ was this paragraph attacked by a thesaurus or something

Where do you draw the line for animal, user?

We're keyboard buddies.

here's my cat Cred Forums

she likes to sleep and is starting to get chubby because of it

Seek mental help

should have used that "feels" on nina since hughe's dog wasn't killed fucko the clown

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>tips fedora

>lives for 4 years
what the fuck how can something that large has such a shot life span?

Yes, kind of close to the top.

Pour the molten metal down the antshill (This kills the ants)

>100 stealth

Post them grownup.

My cat likes to splay himself out like this. I think it's weird. Is this normal cat behavior? Because he's incredibly long.

sneks are cute

My ball of fluff likes to play fetch too, so she's not too fat

Chickens are adorable

>that picture
now I'm sad

Man I love me some Lovecraft. Sad to see him labelled as a racist bigot just because he hated niggers. They even removed the statue of him from the world fantasy awards

It's a rat, they have short lifespans

>thought this was going to be a vidya cat porn dump thread
>it's just post your pets thread

Me and my DICK will take ourselves elsewhere, then.

Fun fact - A Tiger's tongue is so rough that it can strip flesh down to the bone.

My cat accidently scratches me a lot and even bites me when it gets pissed. I can't imagine what that would be like with a Cheetah.

>ILL BE THE ROUND ABOUT

Fucking moose. Not only are they huge, they are also dumb as fuck running across roads and getting stuck on fences while rummaging gardens.

Moose steak is 5/5 tho

Oh man now that I know it looks so obvious but I spent a good couple minutes looking at the image and didn't see the cat before.

Thanks user.

Ant detected
LEAVE NOW
ALL ANTS LEAVE NOW

The actually live 8-10 years and even more in captivity, you could've known this with a quick google search.

I was going to write
>user leaves Goodsprings towards NW
but then I read your filename.

Don't worry.
We all will join our fallen cats in death, eventually.

>my dick didn't as much as twitch
I'm finally dead inside

Canines are shit m8

Can't even kill an amphibian on land 3v1

Sadly I have no grownup pics of them. They're on my bro's camera. The orange one is fooking massive now.

My mate has a white dog like this that growls when you stop petting.

It's true though.

wouldn't the ones in the bottom drown?

there's quite a bit of animals that have strange lifespans

take the goldfish
if you actually care for them properly and don't choke them to death on their own feces (aka putting them in a bowl) they can live for up to 20 years in captivity

aww poor frog

the queen survives
her guardians survive
the hunters survive
the dead can be replaced

Jesus Christ those claws, it could easily rip your face off with a single swipe.

That's a salamander

This had no right making me laugh this much.

Acceptable losses.

Mustelidae family is full of though motherfuckers despite being relatively small.

Posting the superior Meowth.

Ever see a Salamander build up speed for 12 hours?

>Sad to see him labelled as a racist bigot just because he hated niggers
I love Lovecraft too as an author but there's nothing wrong with calling a spade a spade.

Another fact, Cheetahs are so genetically alike that they are basically all clones of each other.

Your pet is bugged m8

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I just hunted a bunch of them in rimworld

He's trying to bury the rotting dead fish you stupid faggots

He's also scraping his nose to shit

Did he died?

If something, or someone attacked, and hurt my dog, I don't think that there would be anything on this earth that would hold me back from murdering the shit out of the attacker.
The thought of my dog being hurt by someone, arouses the same sort of vengeful wrath within me, as the thought of my siblings or parents being hurt by someone.

>feeding the cubs

That imediate look of horror is great

>don't talk to me or my wife's son's again

I WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS POST

love it when smarter animals also try to have pets
anyone have the webm's of the crow raising a kitten?

>tfw I'll never own my favorite animal

Fuck you I want a water weasel

Those fish are still alive, retard.

>Birds can solve more complex puzzles than your wife's son

youtube.com/watch?v=JY8-gP3Sw_8

If we go extinct, these guys will inherit the earth, not the dolphins or elephants or monkeys.

Okami has shitty combat

I think their bodies are actually hydrophobic enough that they are hardly underwater at all. Even if they were, some ants can actually survive underwater for extended periods of time.

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What about Orcas? They already own two thirds of it.

Why do kittens move so erratically

I'm struggling of thinking of a way to put it but unlike older cats they move closer to birds, really jittery and suddenly

What is even this

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You can own them. But it would simply be abuse if you don't have a large garden and a big pool for them.

a post apocalyptic game where humans have been replaced with intelligent crows could be fun
like if they're still in a tribal stage and quite a bit of human structures are still remaining so you get to fly along them exploring the cities of the giants that came before

HES FLYING!

8-10 is still really low for something that huge

Are we still posting pets? Here's mine.

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Not in Canada.

>her
>clearly has the male tail pattern

unfortunately both their environment and their bodystructure is prohibitive to tool usage which is one of the things that truly kickstarts cultural evolution

Why aren't red pandas domesticated

Its not like they fucking do anything in the wild

Wait a second, worker ants are all female!
C O L O N Y
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Cat tongs are weird

Birbs are like 3-year olds.

youtube.com/watch?v=5UUjJysUMTw

Cats with fur look so weird.

I've lived with hairless cats so long that hair on cats just doesn't look or feel right.

>THREE CANS OF PECANS

>The otter made it back to it's waifu
God speed you magnificent bastard

Rate my cat.

Otters are canines too m8.

Gross.

>Sad to see him labelled as racist
>just because he hated niggers

I have some news for you user

That one guy in the Watchmen comic within the comic did it.

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I have always wanted a toucan or puffin beak. Just the beak. I have no idea why it just calls to me.

With no dexterous limbs they can't develop technology.

Crows already have. They are the only creatures on the planet other than us who use tools to fashion other tools, and teach eachother how to do it.

That's a shame. Like cats they respect humans for some reason. Just look at this shit:

youtube.com/watch?v=r3G3Fizf95E

8/10, too much fur

I want to fuck that catgod

Cheetahs as pets when?

what a slut

It's WE'LL FEED YOUR TOUCANS THREE CANS OF PECANS

Cute/10

Look at him, just laying there waiting for someone to pet him... what a slut of a cat.

OCELOT

>TWELVE
>TWELVE NIGGA TWELVE

They feel surprisingly very soft, like velvet.

domestication of animals is a pretty difficult process
first of the animal needs to be fairly social
then the animal needs to be intelligent enough to understand human interaction but no so intelligent its aware of its status (can't domesticate elephants pe)
then it needs to actually want to breed in captivity
and then there's all kinds of behavior and instinctual issues that prevent them from synching up with humanity

not a lot of animals are truly domesticated

Reminder a gray parrot was the first non-human to ask an existential question

Birds are the best

Read that as "wild OCELOT collides with a diver".
Wasn't sure what was going on.

>pirates, vikings & knights II gameplay.gif

>dem eyes.

This is one of my cats. She had one of her eyes removed due to cancer but she is okay now.

But did it understand what it was saying?

this was the exact image I was looking for

Thats some well kept fur.

Do humans?

Good journey... Struggler.

No, these guys will.

F O E
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certain animals are smart enough to know they should NOT mess with humans
orcas are likely among them, they're social and intelligent enough they likely teach their offspring that the frail, slow pink animals cause horrible things to happen if one of them bites it

what the fuck is the context of this image? anyone got a youtube link?

Poor kitty. Hope she lives long and well

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put that away

I would probably get an erection if I were in a position like that sadly.

fuck you

short lived, not social enough and they have no way of gaining physic superiority over orcas

intelligence doesn't solve all issues

>no fire
And aren't octopi highly solitary? Hard to make a civilization that way.

Everytime I see this webm, I want to bear choke the doe to death and steal the baby.

Nature is so beautiful. Too bad there's hardly any left where I live.

Inspector gadget investigates fishy business.jpg

E.V.O.: Search for Eden

>mfw just waiting for someone to post it.

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Pokemon

Any Pokémon game

>tfw no ultimate meme breed doggo

Wait a minute that cat

Her

Yeah, I love petting them. And they love to be pet. And sleep in your bed. I always worry about them suffocating or getting crushed or some shit, but they don't seem to care.

What am I in for

Shibas are crazy stubborn though, and I think one of the hardest dogs to train or keep under control.
Cute as hell though.

Jesus fuck this guy has nerves of steel.
How can he NOT pet it.

Cheetahs are actually the most docile of big cats

can someone explain this to me please

That's not a shiba, that's a shiba/corgi mix

I don't get it

k

Imagine if that was your dick

No you wouldn't
It would kick the shit out of you, then you'd post on Cred Forums about how you just "fought" a deer

you dont want to know

A dog with a shovel applies clever tactics to fool humans.webm

Looks like a mix. The legs are way too short for a pure bred Shiba.

>you will never be wealthy enough to have your own zoo with exotic animals

You had one job, user.

DELETE THIS

>tfw a big cat will never milk you dry

There's an extended version where the cat gets kicked, too

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Look up "Bucorvids: post-Cretaceous maniraptorans on the savannah". There's a blogspot talking about them.

In short: some birds which are living in Africa, have a specialized beak that can use tools, and seem to be following a similar evolution path that monkeys did in Africa.

They don't know

>Not social enough

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larger_Pacific_striped_octopus

>Unlike other octopus species which are normally solitary, the larger Pacific striped octopus is reported as forming groups of up to 40 individuals.[2][3]

umm... 'k

wait what?
can you send a link on that?

my cakes will burn

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>Birds own the sky
>Orcas own the ocean
>Will be able to coexist with humans no problem

Except the japanese I guess

OVER THE FUCKING LINE!!!!

MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDSSS

Why the fuck didn't the lady spam the fucking open door button inside the elevator holy fucking shit you dumb whore

Orcas and birds are shit so I applaud the Japanese for what they're doing.

>caring about your trophy pet
HAHAHAHA

>Thread stopped talking about kits

>all those eggs

cats and dogs actually think you are a god sent hunter considering you bring food to the table at all times and they have to do absolutely nothing for it

what happened at the end though

>last panel not him landing on his feet
You had one job.

He was obviously specifically using water to splash on them otherwise he'd swipe the dry concrete with his nose too, but keep perpetuating nonsense.

One of life's great mysteries innnit

For those curious about the shovel, there's a gif of a dog being beaten to death with a shovel that gets posted here by 14 year old edgelords.

Don't google it.

nvm i googled parrot existential question

F eggs

Gotta be ready in case girls come over.

He'll be fiii-iine. He still has eight lives left.

Slime mold.

It's not exactly an animal but it's closely related to animals.

It's living slime that had the ability to creep around and break itself up and reform itself depending on circumstances because its made of independently acting cells. Has been known to get huge enough to cover entire trees.

Nature is sometimes cool like that.

post cats of Cred Forums

tank tries to grab aggro.webm

An eldritch beast.

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Mein niggers.
For real though I'm amazed how durable this keyboard actually is, I had it for fucking years

Coyote are a fucking menace.

Kill all yote fucks.

fuck that, i'm posting the best cat character of all time

2016 - Still the best

>implying they don't bring to dead animals to tell you "you're next"

>Tortoise: DRM
>Cat: Consumers
>Dog: Pirates

>cool
user that's terrifying.

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it has to be edited. no way would someone make a non joke like that, the last panel is just a copy paste of the previous.

>the person who drew this DEFINITELY wants to fuck Sylvester

Not even.

crows are actually outsmarting the japanese
they're building a shitload of fake nests in difficult to reach places around the city, then disguise their actual nests as man made objects
best part is: this shit isn't instinctual what so ever, they learned this in the span of a couple generations and each successive one gets better at it

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How do you not have the urge to run away from that

cats are more likely to survive a fall from ten storeys than two storeys

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And he now has a new Follower.

I thought that too. But my faith in humanity is severely lacking.

so are human babies

>It's living slime that had the ability to creep around and break itself up and reform itself depending on circumstances because its made of independently acting cells.

ARE YOU TELLING ME WE'RE THIS CLOSE TO SLIME GIRLS?

>come home from work
>tiger pet happy to see you begins charging at you
>knocked down and rib cage crushed by 300kg of feline affection
>flesh torn from face by affectionate licking

why do apes remind me of retard kids?

So not only are they defending their nests but they are trolling people in the process
Makes you wonder if some of these anons are crows

No. Just nature's abomination that we've yet to eradicate because it's too disgusting to even look at, much less touch.

pretty cool but even then I don't see them hunting orcas the way we do tigers

humans are pretty strong to begin with after all

Tom looks really weird on that image user

It is edited, I think the last two panels is the tube sight he browses with the video of his attempted suicide with a million views, and the last one is him injured and happy that people like him now, the moral of the story obviously being if you can't get the attention you crave through normal outlets, attempt suicide.

*were

i mean, they did draw porn of him so it's obvious

Nature has no abominations, user

What people don't understand is that deer are a legit pest.

They get all anti-hunting and the deer population gets to the point where these territorial animals are fucking everywhere and running out onto roads, wandering into neighborhoods and trying to assert dominance over people and pets.

It is just their protocol as a dumb animal to chase off any "threats" but the problem gets out of hand when there's hundreds/thousands of them in an area.

Not really, physically speaking humans are fairly weak. Compare them to other primates: A chimp or a baboon can and will fuck your shit if you decide to fight it

Luckily we have guns and they don't yet

I could very easily prove you wrong but we're at the bump limit. Remind me the next time Cred Forums discusses not vidya.

crows have been long known to fuck with people

pe if a farmer kills a crow with a gun, murders tend to fly around his house for hours just outside of rifle range (yeh crows actually figured out there's a limit to what guns can do, soak in that) which looks really fucking ominous

So many on Cred Forums love animals, but god help us if we talk about rpg mechanics.

>Angry abomination noises

That mantis is too gay to be anything BUT an abomination.

Still nasty.

IIRC slime molds do mass together when its time to breed...

Most slime molds tend to be very flat though so I hope you like that.

Speaking of gay mantises, have you seen this little fella?

I want to fuck that cat

compare humans to the average animal and we're among the stronger species
a human's punch or kick is (if said human is physically in shape) more than capable of incapacitating or outright killing quite a few animals
now take weapons into consideration to extend our reach and multiply our force and you got yourself an apex predator

octopi on the other hand don't have the explosive strength required to properly create simple weapons, not to mention they live in water which is fairly prohibitive to that sort of business

>Cred Forums - Animals & Nature

I dunno m8 he's pretty stronk.

I know a lady who's got scars all over her face from her cat who just went nuts one night.

I'm obviously not saying my cat would win in a fight, his claws are just usually sharp as fuck and all he does all day is run around and do fucking parkour.

Thats not what Sylvester is for

That's what Pepe Lepew is for.

>not both
ayy

>What are ticks

did he stick that finger in the pooper?

yeah

honk honk

Lovecraft created a neat universe and mythology but let's face it, he was a shit writer.

Crows always been cheeky bastards.

Worth.....

what a cheeky little doggo