Would you buy a videogame adaption of Hansen vs. Predator done by Telltale, Cred Forums?

Would you buy a videogame adaption of Hansen vs. Predator done by Telltale, Cred Forums?

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hell yeah I would, TT version of Law and Order SVU would be pretty good too

>ask him to take a seat
>ask him what he's doing here
>ask him if he knows how old she is
>[Glass Him]

Literally the ONLY Telltale game I'd fucking buy.

The one thing I really hate about the TCAP reboot is that unnecessary music. That aside, Chris's banters are as great as ever.

How the fuck do these guys keep getting caught? Don't they know who Chris Hansen is?

So a game where most anons are the antagonist?

Can't blame them too much since this show cancelled long ago.

What?

No way!?

Of course, then I'd intentionally fail each mission to let the poor guys have some fun.

>shows up to fuck
>date makes cupcakes for you
>"I brought dinner for myself"

What a fucking slimy cunt.

THE BOOTY WARRIOR IS OUT OF PRISON

yes immediatley

as long as this is main antogonist
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This guy literally did, and was scared he'd end up on the show. Some fags are completely controlled by their fucked up penis.

Honestly, I'm really disappointed. I hate the editing (First episode actually gave me a fucking headache), and, the fact that it's just 1 pedo per episode is boring.

>TT version of Law and Order SVU would be pretty good too
This. I want to let innocent men go and put criminal sluts away.

yea i wish they did multiple people in one show too

It's like pirating, you know that every year a few unlucky bastards get caught but the chance is astronomically low.

Wrong place wrong time.
Actually no, it's more like genuine retardation and lack of awareness.

Am I the only who feels sort of bad for the predators?
I always feel sad whenever I see them getting locked up in the end, most of them seem like they'd be great people if they weren't pedophiles

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Can't wait for the Shrek DLC

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It's just cringeworthy to me.

I mean, imagine just sitting there and getting filmed as your ass is handed to you.

Yeah, what a great guy.

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This. Most crimes are hard to solve and therefore go unsolved. It's the jackasses who put little effort into it who usually get caught. Also, don't aim too big.

I feel bad for the abused girls.

>Hansen vs. Predator

>... What are you doing here, Predator?
>Go take a seat, right over there
>
>... Did you know this man you disemboweled was only 15-years-old?

better than civ 5 with the brave new world expansion pack

its literally the most vulnerable moment in your life and its being broadcasted to the world.

Shit is lol and fuck them, but its pretty clear that this is a shaming show and not legitimate journalism program.

Considering pedos are what we naturally are and usually aren't in to rape, I don't doubt it. I more feel sorry that our broken and corrupt prison system/court system will fuck them.

That's almost like feeling bad for chris-chan.

They're idiots that couldn't see the fucking redflags all over the place.
For fuck's sake, why would they go to the... target's home instead of saying "Hey let's go somewhere that your fucking parents won't go to"

I really hope you're the only one that feels bad for these retards.

Do you post this in every fucking thread? Get a life pedo virgin b*tch

its not illegal to kill a minor

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Yeah, it's kind of sad at the end. I don't support pedophilia, but the defamation goes far beyond just exposing them as predators. It's borderline rubbing their faces in shit and then pissing on them.

much smaller budget and doesn't of the support of some big company like NBC.

I dont even want the cookie

The only time I felt somewhat bad for one was when it was a 19/20 year old who broke down while talking to Hansen because he realized that his entire life was pretty much over before it even started.

>Nick is off the show
First Stabler, then Amaro. Why is it that the characters I like get axed?

>I was just on my way to the beach
>She said she was 18

Does it have a section where I, a TV show host, gets to command police officers to raid people's houses without warranty, resulting in possible death and the cancellation of my show?

Why they never use boys as baits to catch female predators?

How old was she? 16?

I'm sure a lot of murderers would also be pretty cool people if they hadn't killed someone.

If you could harvest energy from bitching the amount of whining from pedophiles about this show could power a medium-sized city for a month

Yeah what the fuck's up with the music? The stupid editing and weird camera overlay effects are pretty annoying too.

Jesus christ the editing

sucks that its only 1 guy per episode aswell

>Hey nbc two words dude... Role-playing, chat-room

>...that's more than two words

KEK

why does everyone bring the age of 16 up in these threads?


they state the decoys are usually presented as 12 or 13, not 16.

The got only one female predator during TCaP's entire run and couldn't even broadcast it when she manages to wriggle her way out of it legally. Perverted Justice said it's much more likely for female predators to try that shit with people they actually know, whereas males are more retarded and audacious when it comes to this shit.

I don't. He should have not been dumb enough to begin with. You have people like us who call people out for being stupid. There's a reason we call people stupid. Because they are, and if they disregard our advice then they have issues.

There's a reason he had to crowd find this. No station wants the legal trouble this show brings

They have boy decoys and they bait anyone who makes contacts and comes through.

Women just don't do that shit. At least not the way men do. Most female predators fuck kids that are close to them like nephews and students.

Probably since most any 13-16 year old boy would be stoked to fuck an older woman but most 13-16 year old girls would find some older fuck creepy

>I feel really bad for the people who want to rape children and young teens

Hm yes I too feel sorry for their plight

>he's been out for a year now

One of the crew members did and AMA on reddit once, they only got like 1 female.

Studies show females are more likely to have sex with boys they know and not go online.

It makes sense, I mean who is gonna turn down a hot teacher?

>Im Chris Hansen

Predators have a rule against killing minors and prey that cannot defend themselves. Kills must be quick and painless as possible. Kills must not damage the body in a way where it cannot be used for food/clothing/trophy/etc .

I asked because people are thrown is prison for trying to fuck girls two or three years younger than them. Even four years is bullshit. I clearly haven't seen the episode so I was wondering if he was fucked up or just being punished because of a bullshit witch hunt.

>Vigilantism and corruption of justice for my own benefit is cool

The only one you should feel bad for is this guy.
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>Hi Boo
Holy Fug, Chris is the elder god grand champion of banter. I'm just in awe.

Quick, post the best predator!

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>can never not look at the predator any more without imagining this

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This. Befriend a little girl and fuck her. That or do as they do in Law & Order. Don't make it easy to track like they do in this fucking show.

That reminds of that one pedo they got that first denied knowing the age as being 12. Then as he reads the chat he actually says "Oh I want someone who is 12 sooooooo bad!"

People shoot themselves in the foot.

Thats not really true. Most states have a 3-4 year rule that protects people. Its so guys who got into a relationship senior year with a junior don't go to jail for fucking her after he turns 18.

I dont think theres been a single case on TCAP where the predator and decoy were within 4 years of age. Even a 19 year old got caught but the decoy was 13.


TCAP is still an exploitative show that is fringe legal and wrought with ethical issues, but i just don't think what you've said is true.

>when the troll gets on a high horse while simultaneously defending Actual Pedophiles

>people are thrown is prison for trying to fuck girls two or three years younger than them
I'm not American so I don't know for sure but I think most states have laws to get around that if both people are underaged.

Fuck that guy. He didn't give a shit about possibly harming a girl that young. All he cared about was how it effected his life. Fuck him.

>but most 13-16 year old girls would find some older fuck creepy
False. Women like older guys and men like younger girls.

You are meeting up a friend you met online for sex.

The problem is that you accidentally walked into a TCAP sting operation and the predator's name has the same name as you and the decoy has the same name as your online friend. The predator who was supposed to show up that day chickened out.

What do you do?

Sorta, I don't think all of them want to rape them, but going there to exclusively have sex is kind of off putting, maybe they're just loners and they think "It's the only chance in life I have, I can't believe someone actually wants me".

I don't think it's bad if a guy or woman is attracted to underaged people, specially when they're 15 and up, but if they really loved someone, they would just have it slow, not having sex until she/he is old enough just to be sure.

Is it a crime in America to be in a relationship with an underage as long as its consensual and doesn't involve sex?

that guy got fucked so hard. Jesus christ he had a life ahead of him.

The girl was 12, and the dude was 20.

That's a 6 year difference, but it's not like a an 18 year old and a 24 year old.

In the US, many states have laws that protect people from getting thrown in jail over 4-5 year age gaps, as long as its within reason (ie no 10 and 15 year olds)

>Most states
Not all. There was a case in Texas I believe where a black man was fucked for something like that. If the man was 19 and got busted for fucking a 13 yo then he brought it on himself.

was there ever a rogue predator that broke those rules? I've never seen the movies but that would be a cool sub plot and a way to get two predators to fight

>Everybody loves Gaymond!

let chris hansen fuck me

>He didn't give a shit about possibly harming a girl that young
Only if he raped her would he have harmed her.

That's not where I was going, but whatever.

That sucks. I wish there was an application of common sense in court. I've heard stories of guys who were 19 get put on child pornography charges because they had nudes of a past ex from high school.

Shit ruins their life and takes a tax paying civilian out of the system and puts him on our dollar for a technicality

You do realize that once he fucked her that's automatically by law rape? The only thing that they could charge him for was technically solicitation since he came to the house and he had like 3 boxes of condoms which proves intent. Had he physically done the act he could have been charged for rape. It doesn't matter even if she says yes.

I would prefer a rockstar game.

i'd kill for a TCAP game that was like epic mafia and shit like that

Yes.

most of the Predators in the movie are young ones killing humans as part of a ritual. They are unnecessarily brutal because they are new. When they return home they get their hunting licenses revoked.

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>Telltale
Since when is that acceptable? You fucking neo-Cred Forums casual shit taste pleb!

stuff like that is getting rarer and rarer.

Yes you hear stories about it, but it's not happening all the time, and usually there's more at play (like the dude was stalking his ex or was sending her nudes around)
I really don't know why every thread devolves into this

>there will never be a TCAP game made by Platinum Games
>No Cuhrazee fun taking down pedos

Sleep tight, thad.

I've only felt bad for one. This guy

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He was only 19. A kid. He fucked up, but he's just a kid.

Would he be a secret boss?

there is literally nothing wrong with wanting to fuck teens. fuck off

Attractive chad in college, what the eff.

>better idea

its a GTA custom mission. basically cutscene : then start mission. you start inside a house, only 4 - 6 cops exist outside. immediately you must either run from the girl, kill/injur her, or kidnap her. then its basically just a escape your 5 stars. then do whatever with the NPC like you do in the normal game. drop em off at the cannibalistic cult or human trafficking, all that good stuff GTA5 has

Lol I never heard that sassy cop in the background before, good catch

>that half chub of his poking from the towel when chris is interviewing him

I love that he still tried to bullshit his way out of it saying "I wasn't really going to do anything..."

>Is it a crime in America to be in a relationship with an underage as long as its consensual and doesn't involve sex?
No, but society will fuck you worse than the law will. What I find amazing is how we expect people to change after thousands of years of being this way in less than one hundred.
That's an eight year difference, dumbass.
>any states
Not all.
It is bullshit. It's even better than taking a nude selfie of yourself while underage is technically child porn and you both can get fucked.
not relevant. The point I was making was that it isn't doing shit to harm her. The law is horribly flawed and that technically isn't rape.

I know this is bait, but 13-16 year old girls like teen boys like Justin Bieber.

reporting your IP to the fbi and moderators of this site. enjoy your prison time, you're fucked dude

Was he gay?

I love this shit. These niggas are so fucking stupid.

I can barely watch this shit. It's just crushing to watch someone realize they fucked up and that their life is essentially ruined.

I mean most of them had it coming. That said, I did hear something about the bait girls saying provocative shit to entice the guy. But damn son.

>attractive chad
Richer go to bed

Wasn't this the guy who wanted to sodomize her cat in front of her?

An artfag game where you play as a predator on the way to the victims house would be neat. Even better if you build up tonit through several "successful" attacks. I know some faggots will call it perverse or edgy, but I think it could make for a great story.

I also had an idea for a game about a school shooting with a similar approach

Someone hire me as an ideas guy, I've been having ideas all of my life and only two had failed hard enough to fuck me up which is a good record

Your logic is fucked to all hell. I'm going to now assume your the inevitable pedo that usually shows up in these threads.

>I know this is bait
If only. There's a reason we have a law against it, regardless of whether she says yes or not.

Yep.

>disappear for a couple years
>pedos think it's safe so they come out a-prowling again
>surprise jump back into the game and catch some more

this is how he will end pedophilia. He's just going to leave and come back every couple of years so even when he says he's gone pedo's will be too afraid to pedo because they never know when he's going to be back, it's brilliant

>Predators only kill people who are armed.
>Meaning this kid opened the door with a gun or a knife in hand.

#notallpreds.

I typed the wrong number by mistake, boo fucking hoo. Point is the decoys are present as 12/13

no idea why you fucks can't grasp this


They arent presented as 16 and fucking over 18 year olds


They're presented as 12, and fucking over mostly 20+ year olds

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Explain and stop shitposting.

>most of them had it coming
>most
wew lad
>That said, I did hear something about the bait girls saying provocative shit to entice the guy
>IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE 12 YEAR OLD TRICKED ME INTO WANTING TO FUCK HER

Are you an SJW?

>"I dont want to say anymore"
>keeps talking and answering questions
>tells police even more fucked up shit

>try to solicit sex
>"hey bby want some fuck? :^)"
>"Teehee sure thing baby why don't you come on over to my parents house they're both gone on a convenient business trip and will be gone for the weekend."

The sorry fools could never hope to be chosen

>gets called out on being a jackass
>"b-boo h-hoo!"
I don't know why you can't grasp that not everyone has seen the shit.

Uhh, not to defend the pedos, but wouldn't that be "statutory" rape?

My girlfriend called me a pedophile today.

I said to her "that's an awfully big word for someone who just found 10gb of child pornography on my computer"

Check your privilege pedosexuals can love whoever they want.

>crushing

They use the ages 12 and 13, SOMETIMES 14 and the mostly get people in their 30s


it's not like they say they're 17 and they lock up 18 year olds


fuck off already

I don't feel bad for that guy, though.

The law might be fucked on a lot of things but when it comes to kids and pedo's it has the right idea. Your a sick fuck to want a kid that young. Don't blame the law for these fucking idiots and them screwing there own lives over. Each and every one of them even the ones that cry and beg knew before they came there it was wrong. You can scream for days about muh injustice but at the end of the day your always wrong.

Hmm, makes you think..

>That part where chris shows up

RUN NIGGA RUNNN

First thing I'd say to Hansen is
>damn dude you got fat

then why the fuck are you even talking about it? The decoys are presented as 12 and 13, and you dumbasses sit there and talk about 4 year age gabs, and 20 year olds fucking 17 year olds.

Indeed it would be. Technically a minor can't give consent, but if shes not forced its just statutory. As far as I know.

which episode is this?

Yes

That fine line is different from state to state. Simply touching a minor inappropriately in some cases is considered statutory rape or molestation. Actual intercourse though in almost all cases is considered rape. Since a minor does not have the legal authority to give consent so by default its rape.

Who touched you user?

IT'S TOO LATE

The funniest one of all those beach episodes was that black guy attempted to convince Chris to give him a lift home, before trying to scum bus fare off one of the cameramen.

>guy says he wants to remain silent and wait for a lawyer
>he decides to talk anyway

really makes you think

Seeing this reminds me a dude at my uni got arrested for kiddie porn last week

No, he's not gay or anything.
He was there on the way to see his brother.

>The law might be fucked on a lot of things but when it comes to kids and pedo's it has the right idea.
Not at all. Sure, before puberty that's some sick shit, but most places for most of our existence have excepted and even encouraged the marriage and fucking of younger girls around that age. Nothing wrong with doing what you evolved to do.

I don't feel bad for them, but that's more because they're idiots about it.

Not me but I had an ex that was touched when she younger and a friend that was too. Both of them were so fucked up from the whole thing. Pedo's can try to act like it does no harm and that's just simple bullshit.

This proves women are smarter than men.

I would buy the fuck out of a Hansen vs Predator

From what I've seen, the bait girl is usually the one who first brings up the subject of sex. The dudes have a mental health issue, and it's like asking a fat kid if he would steal candy from a store if he was guaranteed he wouldn't get caught. I'm not defending them, but it's pretty shitty to see them outed on TV (and having their lives completely ruined) instead of getting help privately.

>You like to gamble?
>Y-yeah
>Because you took a little bit of a gamble coming here tonight

>game about sexual harassment being allowed

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Don't give me that "it was accepted and encouraged at one time" horseshit. So was stoning if you did something to anger some god. You don't see us still doing that now do you?