Koopa Football Players

Koopa Football Players.

Grabbed the Princess!

MARIO WAS ATTACKED BY A KOOPA WIZARD

Remember the faggot in the football helmet who just sat there throwing baseballs?

Like fuck, just pick one sport you nigger

Koopa Carpenters.

Remember the faggot in the football helmet who didn't even play a sport?

How come none of these goddamn turtles can swim?

but that's lacrosse you dumbo

Dude, he's digging up rocks with a shovel.

I may be wrong, but I heard that SMW had the same size cartridge as SMB3, but they actually had less space to work with than SMB3 because the SNES required you to have palette info and music samples on the cartridge which you didn't need to do on the NES

so they took every shortcut they could, which included re-using a football-helmet sprite for a baseball throwing enemy

They're called Koopa Chads and they've banged more chick's than you, nerd.

Mushroom man
Turtle guy
Winged turtle guy
Bitey plant
Squid
Mohawk fish
Turtle Beetle thing

AND A MAGNUM BILL

These are not Koopas

And I was left

Face to face

With a fiiiiirrrreee Suuummmoooooo

I FELL FOR A SECOND

...

Good night Yoshi.

Dashabijabija

Wrong.

good night, sweet prince