Koopa Football Players.
Koopa Football Players
Grabbed the Princess!
MARIO WAS ATTACKED BY A KOOPA WIZARD
Remember the faggot in the football helmet who just sat there throwing baseballs?
Like fuck, just pick one sport you nigger
Koopa Carpenters.
Remember the faggot in the football helmet who didn't even play a sport?
How come none of these goddamn turtles can swim?
but that's lacrosse you dumbo
Dude, he's digging up rocks with a shovel.
I may be wrong, but I heard that SMW had the same size cartridge as SMB3, but they actually had less space to work with than SMB3 because the SNES required you to have palette info and music samples on the cartridge which you didn't need to do on the NES
so they took every shortcut they could, which included re-using a football-helmet sprite for a baseball throwing enemy
They're called Koopa Chads and they've banged more chick's than you, nerd.
Mushroom man
Turtle guy
Winged turtle guy
Bitey plant
Squid
Mohawk fish
Turtle Beetle thing
AND A MAGNUM BILL
These are not Koopas
And I was left
Face to face
With a fiiiiirrrreee Suuummmoooooo
I FELL FOR A SECOND
...
Good night Yoshi.
Dashabijabija
Wrong.
good night, sweet prince