Pokemon Killer 2: Revenge of the Meh

Pokemon Sun and Moon are totally doomed with reviews like these!

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what do japs see in yokai watch why do they think its better than pokemon? the game plays itself

The game is popular in the east mostly because of its eastern influence.

Like if the US made Crypid Watch.

Isn't it for little kids kids?

Japanese kids are fucking stupid nowadays

So is pokemon but that doesn't stop anyone.

YW2 got decent ratings from some other sites. IGN is a joke anyway. If you read the review you can tell her barely played the game.

>"Pokemon Killer"

When will they learn?

best yokai

That could be cool, but only if it's creepy as fuck.

cartoonish, silly, folclore references or something, target audience are JP kids and probably fathers
gee i wonder why people outside the country hate it

>No real story
>Terrible monster design
>Boring battle system
How is Yokai Watch doing so well?

>cartoonish, silly
pokemon has this and better gameplay.

>Steven Universe
Back to Cred Forums with you....

JUST

Honestly the main problem with YW is the monsters themselves. Westerners don't really get it because it's all Japanese folklore. And not only that they made it annoying to capture the monsters. I get not having a 100% chance but when you are 6 fights in just to get one it's bullshit. Yeah SMT does it but that's for adults and are devils and angels who are all fucking assholes in the game so it makes more sense.

Too bad Atlus beat them to it, pretty much.

The only good thing about Yokai Watch is the anime and the only good thing about the anime is the shota
Level 5 should go back to making Dark Cloud games

It's comfy, though.

What about soccer watch?

Persona ain't for kids though.

>YW2 got decent ratings from some other sites.

Um, no. IGN's 5.5 isn't even the lowest score this game has gotten thus far.

Both the cartoon and the game have much better writing than Pokemon ever did.

Pokemon has shitty casualized gameplay now anyway.

that's obviously a screenshot from Majora's Mask, nig nog

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Literally everything about it is completely engineered to appeal to an 8 year old Japanese kid.
The game is a slice of life about being a Japanese kid, and it's piss easy so they never get frustrated.
Little nip boys don't have the attention span for a really story, love the Japanese culture circle jerk designs, and love the flashy no input battle system.
Plus it has loads of merchandise with the watches (theres like 5 new ones every game) among other toys as well as an anime to watch, TCG, and so on.
It's a franchise entirely honed in on appealing to a very specific demographic as hard as possible.

Who cares about story though?

Still has better gameplay

>Rated Pending
Who the hell is this "Pending"? And why is he being rated?

caring about ratings when YW is only popular in east while Pokemon fans are full of manchildren

We're talking about general audiences though. I don't think they care much about better gameplay, and if they do they're probably tired of Pokemon by now.

>caring about ratings when YW is only popular in east while Pokemon fans are from the east AND west
FTFY.

Popularity is popularity user, you can't say it's only half.

first game was just terrible. after i played the battle system, i just deleted it immediately. good to know the second one is even hotter garbage. not even going to care about the third one

>Basically the same gameplay mechanics for 6 generations
It's always been shit user.

Nips are casuals these days

But now it's slightly worse since you don't have to remember what move types work against what Pokemon types.

It's never been shit. The gameplay has no need for changing, why would they change it and what is wrong with it? You want them to forcibly try to create something entirely new for the already established battle mechanics just for the sake of "LE NEW IDEAS"? What the fuck? You're stupid as shit.

As far as I know, that only works if you have seen the Pokemon a second time.

NINTENDO DOES IT AGAIN!

Yes, I know they're not the developer, but there is a lot of Japan-only stuff I'd much rather had seen them bring over than fucking YW

I found it funny that Inazuma Eleven is pretty much Shaolin Soccer realized into something unironic.

At least the MC actually wins battles

What excuse will IGN find to knock down Sun/Moon's score?

So if I liked the first one, this should be good?

Did they fix the rng bullshit?

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>shitty reviews sites and Cred Forums claimed it to be a pokemon killer when it was never advertised as one
Why are you niggers so stupid?

Children in Japan like Yokai Watch because Pokemon has been inundated with manchildren.

niceme.me

With recruiting Yokai? Yes.
With catching bugs? Nonononono...

>Implying people play Yokai Watch for the gameplay

And yet, Sun and Moon and the Pokemon anime still felt the need to rip it off.

Pokemon is only being kept alive by western manchildren.

The fact so many grown men were crying about Ash losing once again was unbelievable.

I dont give a shit what critics say, if you enjoy a game its OK.

YW is entertaiment, easy, yes, but comfy, too.
Waste time exploring the city and doing secondary missions is fun and yes, maybe battle system is boring when you play a lot but the game isnt soooo loong.

I want to play the next when release in my country.

I haven't played any of these games, but I doubt they're any more boring than pokemon. Pokemon would get the same score if it wasn't too famous to get a bad score.

>The game might be shit and a waste of time but it's comfy so it's good.
Comfyshitters are the worst.

Not just Pokemon. Digimon, too. The trailer for the new Digimon game could be easily mistaken for YW.

>And yet, Sun and Moon and the Pokemon anime still felt the need to rip it off.

Saying this doesn't make it true, user. Nothing about that image looks like YW.

>Pokemon is only being kept alive by western manchildren.

So why will Sun/Moon outsell YW3 in Japan in 2016?

Remember that time the dub of Yokai Watch allowed an episode where the main character stays up late to watch porn?

He's talking about the rounder shapes and silly facial expressions. The blobby hair in particular makes him look like the MC of Yokai Watch. Not to mention the silly poses and wrist-mounted device.

It's sad that the big dog bowed to the little dog, but execs are dumb shit.

It's that same shitty simplistic artstyle Yokai Watch uses.

>So why will Sun/Moon outsell YW3 in Japan in 2016?

Why are you so sure it well? YW3 was at the top of the charts and Japanese Pokefags are pissed about Ash looking shitty and playing Pokemon Go.

Yes.

People laughed about how censored it was.

It was censored?

I thought it was one of the few things that made it intact, which made the whole situation weirder considering they censored lesser shit.

>IGN

/vp/ is getting desperate.

>mostly passive
>battles are forced minigames

>kids don't have my mature refined adult needs, so they are stupid!
you sound more childish than them

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It had no chance of killing Pokemon.

Pokemon is a Nintendo game.

Nintendo games are for autists who want to play the same exact game with 2 new features every 5 years, and if you dare change the formula, they throw a fit.

Then why is every other franchise copying its formula?

To try and win over the autists, but the autists won't play them simply because it isn't Pokemon.

I meant copying Yokai Watch, Pokemon included.

what a stupid image

Because Yokai Watch is popular with children, while Pokemon is popular with manchildren who grew up with it.

Pokemon is just trying to get the kids back.

>Why are you so sure it well?

Well, for one, Sun/Moon already has more preorders in Japan than YW3 ended with, and that is despite it having more than fifty days left before release.

Secondly, YW3 didn't exactly set a high standard (even Busters sold better). YW3 has sold 1.2 million in eleven weeks in Japan. If Sun/Moon simply matches X/Y's Japanese opening week in 2013 (1.9 million), it'll likely have sold more in one week than YW3 will have in all of 2016.

No one is copying it, you deluded fanboy.

Digimon is copying it almost exactly.

Dare to compare:

>passive experience

>still gives movie games 9/10

Yeah no

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Appmon game is really really good at least

They arent ripping off the gameplay which is the only thing that matters.
The anime is the same as always

>try something new
>LE THEY ARE COPYING WAHHHA MANCHILD
Who the fuck are you, a grown man? You're the one subtly complaining and acting hella retarded.

And People say pokemon has shit designs

>Pokemon is only being kept alive by western manchildren.

do you honestly believe this or is it a "i'm on Cred Forums so i have to post a hyperbole" sort of thing

>They arent ripping off the gameplay

>Boss battles with a big Pokemon summoning other Pokemon

>Using a watch like object to make your Pokemon do a super move

>best game of the franchise
>bad score because the Amerifats can't learn about other cultures

That would explain the burger yokai in the next game

Im glad they changed the gyms how is that related to YW at all you retard, did YW invented boss battles?

The watch thingy is a toy that you dont need, in game is no different that mega stones, or did YW invent super moves too?

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Developed by inti creates
Ive already pu 35 hours into the demo, the online is fun as fuck
The closest thing to a BN successor you will see

Most of the people that critize designs in Pokemon or Yokai Watch NEVER IN THEIR LIFE have designed anything themselves, which makes their opinion WORTH SHIT.

I meant how the bosses are big versions of the Yokai that call generic ones in.

It's the exact same thing with the new Pokemon.

Pokemon killer? I don't think so.

Ok lets say they literally copied that from YW
The gameplay is still unchanged, the battles still play the same, just because we got more variety how is that a bad thing

>35 hours into the demo.
>The demo.

Shill, please leave.

Agreed.

Can't kill what's already dead.

what? There is an appmon demon on the jp eshop and its insanely fun. Do I need to take a pic of my save file or something?

ITS A FUCKING TODDLERS GAME
5 AND UP
The game is bought by parents for their children in JAPAN because the target audience is too young to line up.
It's shit

>Pokemon is dead
>yet still sell much tons
Don't be such a denial, user. A dead series is something like Mega Man or something

Too hawaian.

Pokemon isn't dead, it's just incredibly fucking stagnant.

Not been following s/m news have you

I wish something would kill Pokemon

With how much it gets spammed on Cred Forums whenever news comes out, I highly doubt he's missed a word of it

Ah, so then he is fucking retarded, and so are you.

This is the Pokemon fanbase

This is the Anti-Pokemon fanbase.