Kick someones ass online

>Kick someones ass

She looks like she just recently started trying to do her own makeup.

Somehow, this is my fetish.

why does steam still doesn't have an inbox/messages for people who are not your friend? is 2016 nearly 2017 for fucks sake and no the comments section is intended for that.

This happened to me playing APB:R when I got invited to Sovereign. It feels terrible.

im sorry u cant use pepe anymore its a hatecrime

It didn't make me feel better that after I left they won a couple of tournaments and leagues and the ones they didn't win they got very high positions in either.

At least I made friends with top 1% players and got to play with them on a regular basis I guess.

That happened to me playing Chivalry. I got into it pretty heavily when it first came out and got invited to play in a Euro team despite being from NA.

Pathetic. Your techniques might be strong, but your minds are weak.
There is no place for you amongst the mighty.

Literally me getting pissed in Duelyst and clicking the add to friends button right next to find next match

>play lol a couple weeks, play dominion exclusively
>meet some half asian chick and her lol crew
>invites to teamspeak chat
>user come play with us in normal mode!
>I-I'm not that good but okay....
>np user we just play for fun
>y-you too

So we get in game and not 5 minutes into the match someone gets killed near me and starts spewing autism because he went out of position and I didn't react in time to help him out. Say I told you guys I'm not that good before we even started and he was just like I don't care faggot, kys, etc.

Deleted girl from friends and uninstalled, never played that cancer again to this day.

>Game is shit because I'm bad at it
???

>teamspeak
more than enough of a red flag right there

please tell me you use Mumble and not Discord

this happens all the time in hearthstone

I have as little control over RNG bullshit as you do, be mad at the game not me

>win
>fckn tryhard faget

>lose
>lol rekt n00b u suk

>play GTA Online back when English speakers played old gen
>make friends with redneck guy, introduces me to his crew
>They're all bullshit high levels and are highly aggressive to other players, overskilled
>hours of freeroam deathmatch and shit talking and I just do flybys because they think I'm good at it
>mfw I befriended the leader

>befriended a gun cloning ring in Borderlands
>once got invited to a session where all of New Haven's entry area was coated with rare guns

>got shit talked to all hell on GTAIV
>be nice
>"I like you man"
>friend request
>they're an ex con

>kick someones ass online
>they start to send you messages in an unknown language
>not even google translate can help you

looks like some brazil chimp

>he wants to ERP you dominating him as badly as you dominated him that entire match while he sticks a dildo up his ass IRL

is that battlerite

>get your ass kicked online
>completely fucking destroyed by the clearly much more skilled opponent
>one new message
>"gg"

I'm like 99% sure its warthunder, i used to get angry slavrune messages all the time in SB after shooting or ramming some bomber shitter out of the sky several times in a row over the course of an hour and a half

>Get beaten online
>Watch multiplayer matches
>Guy Im watching fights guy that kicked my ass
>Root for guy Im watching
>Gets ass kicked

But did you put up a good fight?

>guy act smug as fuck when game begins
>completely dominate his ass online
>he becomes more silent as the game went on
>does the game equivalent of pissing on him and make him eat his own shit
>add him as friend

lel

>playing dota
>we lose
>shittiest, ragiest teammate adds me to flame and challenge me to a 1v1 mid
>I accept, I lay down the rules: one tower or two kills, he gets to pick the hero we both play
>he accepts and chooses Sven
>we trade kills once, but I shove the shit out of his tower and take it after forcing him out of lane
>call gg and leave
>he tries messaging me all friendly-like and trying to get me to play games with him
>nigga you serious
>blocked

>Kick someones ass online
>you have been reported

>guy on the other team is blatantly cheating but is still a complete shitter
>start killing him every time because his movement and aim are terrible

>"wow fucking hacker you're reported"

>Enemy is aggresive and relentless
>Destroy him with a well timed counter-attack
>Rages at me and accuses me of hacking

Well maybe you shouldn't have been using hacks. Reported.

CTM

>Kick someones ass online
>You have 1 new message

>Kick someone's ass
>Get invited to group "get off macdonalds wifi"

>Lose a match in Rocket League 1v1.
>Guy spams in chat "U suk"
>Get paired with him next match again
>Beat his ass 6-0
>Begins claiming I'm hacking
>Responded with
"Nah u suk :^)"
>Claims he reported me to PSN.

>play a match
>get invited to some group with russian letters

>wipe Chinese tribe in ark
>50 emails of steam guard account recovery attempts

...

autism

>kick someones ass in smash 4glory
>we have about 5 rematches with the same setup in which they consecutively improve with their character and eventually get a win over me

I'm so proud of my student.

>tf2
>accept a duel from someone on the enemy team
>kill them a few times
>"wow user are you such a fucking tryhard that you have to kill me three times to win?"
>win duel
>"reported."

>absolutely rushed a guy the fuck down in Tekken 6 at launch using King's D4
>he loses, then tells me I need to learn how to play

I thought good players knew how to stop spamming teenagers

Video related
m.youtube.com/watch?v=YuNu_0yKmWM

>kill a shit-talker who is dominating an entire server a few times
>relieve a friend request
>accept it
>"you are actually pretty fucking good, wanna play together?"
>become best shit-talking buds

>playing Korean MMO via vpn
>Korean kid keeps trying to gank me
>I just sit there waiting for him to figure out that he's 10 levels too low and it won't work
>he goes 어서!어서!어서!어서!어서!어서!어서!
>I say 안녕 (which I only knew from Overwatch and is probably not the right way to say hello anyway)
>he gets angry and quits
And here I was thinking this was supposed to be an 18+ game.

>beat Japanese guy in Virtua Fighter 5
>he sends you a compliment
Sure wish that game wasn't basically dead.

That would just make steam shittier. Why would I want some angry BRs yelling at me after a loss? This is part of why I'm enjoying SFV on steam over SFIV on consoles. You only enjoy getting the same pissed child comments for a few months before they get stale.

>implying anyone on Cred Forums is good enough at any game to experience this
The amount of dodges I see on here whenever a challenge is issued in any game proves you guys can't be THAT good. Somehow, the most consistent community I see on here out of /vg/ is the Smash one.

>faggot starts shitflinging spouting Cred Forums and Cred Forums memes
>'reported for toxicity'
>goes off his fucking nut about CANCER and FUCKING LOLFAGS
>WHAT CANT HANDLE SHITTALKING? ITS A GAME YOU FUCKING PUSSY DONT GET MAD YOU PEOPLE ARE RUINING ONLINE GAMES
ty for salt

>bare arms

HARLOT

>Play against someone in Hearthstone
>Both greet each other
>Both say well-played after good plays

only way you can get good is playing vs much better players until you can beat them consistently.

LONDON

>one person on the team starts feeding
>tell him to be more cautious
>he spends the rest of the game telling me I'm letting the team down
>I helpfully point out that I have twice as much in every scoring statistic except deaths (of which I have none), just in case he's confused
>he throws a tantrum and idles for the rest of the game

>tryhard
I never understood why losers say this. If I lose, I lose, but is effort too difficult of a concept for people to get now? I also don't understand disconnects. Got a bunch in Nitroplus Blasterz and I couldn't help but think "this is some dead anime game. Who cares if you lose?"

>play csgo
>little kid playing, hes meh, 6-7 3 rounds in
>full grown shitter insults kid blaming his bad calls
>kid was calling pretty good, plug in mic for fun times
>insult full grown man for picking on a kid when he is 1-7 hero talking shit to a better player
>we are winning I am 14-3 atm
>manchild tries to kid me for my insolence, team responds by kicking him
>win 16-9
>kid friends me
>why not.jpg
>proceeds to carry me up 4 ranks, he be top fraging hard, one game 54-12
>6 months later no backlash
feels good. Actual kids are less annoying then teenagers with a god complex.

More appropriate reaction pic.

>kiss someone's ass online
>You have 1 new friend request

Who is this man?

>kicking someone's ass online
>they add you
>"I KNOW YOUR HACKING FUCKER I CAN TELL"
>they follow you into games and try in vain to beat you
>shitpost on your steam page constantly
>invite you to groups like "hacking faggots"
>one day they stop
>check their account
>1 VAC ban on record

>block someone in a doorway online
>You have 1 new friend request

underrated

jester, honey

>Send yourself a friend request
>You have 1 new friend request

>terrorism veil of peace
>makeup like a slut

something here is off.

>LoL playing solo top
>enemy jungler constantly babysitting
>our jungler never top
>get killed under own tower multiple times
>"be cautious"
>"play safe"

She wants to terrorize your sheets.

>mfw i got like 20 friend requests just for hekping people in Ni Oh

i havent talked to anyone after the beta ;_;

>You have been banned
>Reason: :)

What does it mean?

>play a good round of any game
>get friend request
>accept request
>never play with him again

>mfw there's some dude on my PSN friends list who I once played Demon's Souls with back in '09 and we haven't even communicated since

t.kid

I usually send request when the match was close so I can have a rematch.

most of my steam friends are like this

>Find someone who compliments your playstyle
>Destroy other team without ever speaking to each other

This is the best feeling.

One think I like about Overwatch is the "Prefer a Player" option.
For when someone plays well, but isn't a guy I'm willing to group up with all the time.

>Someone kicks your ass online
>You have 1 new friend request

>Carry team
>2 People on the squad lose their shit
>Get friend requests from both of them

>fight someone repeatedly in Xenoverse
>beat them everytime
>started adding handicaps and doing crazy shit like bodyswitch for fun
>they never stopped trying to fight
>tell them last match
>win
>leave the room
>friend request
>profile has cutey pokemon avatar and name listed as emily
>denied

>Kill Host's phantom
>he runs back to summon another
>get gank spanked
>they downpoint me

>set fire to someones dog
>you have 1 new friend request

It's a defense mechanism.
>You didn't win because you're better than me, you won because you were trying hard and I wasn't
>if I HAD been trying, I totally would have kicked your ass
>but I wasn't trying which is why I lost not because I'm bad
>I was just having fun and taking it easy, you were trying hard and taking a game too seriously

>never get hate mail in SFV anymore because im on PC now
That was the fucking best part of 4
Fucking Capcom couldn't even make a fucking proper message system

fuggin hell

I always send messages like this if the opponent was at least trying, regardless of skill difference, usually asking if they mind if I give them some advice.
It's just being polite.
GG =/= Close game

This is some bean speak good thing I know some of it

1) Your mom's fuckin pussy.
Its mexican for your mother is a whore,

2) you thousand footed rat something something

This one is new to me, I guess he's saying you're a fucking rat and your son of a bunch of whores

3) fucking shit camper, it also says you were born incorrectly and a son of a lot of whores again

Play me in
>BCPEX
>GGXRDR
>UNIEL
>Overwatch
>Shiritori Online
>Chess Online
right fucking now.

I'm not a degenerate weeaboo, so I don't play any of these anime games, yes, that includes chess.

This is an amazing feeling. It's a bit bittersweet though, parting ways into a sea of shitty pugs for countless matches until you find another player that you click with.

Fuck somebody write a book about this.

>dodging

No sane person would treat shiritori and chess online seriously, it's far too easy to cheat.

Thats how orkz is make frenz

>Clearing out my steam friend's list for the first time the other day
>I don't even remember 90% of these people
The worst part is it was all people who told me their steam name IRL at some point or another, all the random chucklefucks I met in game on my friends list I stay in contact with pretty regularly.

>tfw I send friend request when I got my ass kicked
>tfw they accept me and they are pretty chill
>tfw after 2 weeks I beat them

I feel like Goku beating his new masters really quick

>get stuck between a teammate and some door
>get both of us killed because of that
>he adds you to his friends

are you a qt dom

>go to clear out friends list
>realize i'd be left with noone
>leave it as is

how the fuck do you cheat in chess without getting caught? No really, the entire field is visible at all times and any hacking would be obivous. Do you call in your chessmaster friend to play for you or something?

>kick someones ass in an fps
>get a message accusing me of aimbotting
Nothing beats this feel, it's a shame they never respond when I message them back after laughing at them

>kick someones ass online
>they spawncamp you for the rest of the game

You know that the best in the world at chess is a fucking AI

You can use the AI to make the best decision possible that would beat any humans cognitive ability. And you can use it, like, a couple rounds, without being caught with certitude.

I'd say that playing what works best instead of playing what's fun is what a "tryhard" is all about.

For example going heavy+medic instead of the class you really enjoy in TF2.

That is just mexican slang

gonna try this, thank you based user

God I fucking miss dominion.
>Will never play dominions until the early hours with bros again
>Will never get matched with the same people over and over

>when you keep getting your ass kicked because of lag

>tfw try to make friends only to come to the realization that I can't form any kind of meaningful connection with others

I don't want to hear you go on about how high you were yesterdaym I don't want to hear you spout your shitty memes and I don't want a lecture on why I 'need' a Facebook account you normalfag cunts.

I just want someone who own't make me feel alone.

Pepe only has three fingers.

>never accept friend requests
>play hearthstone
>go warrior
>win
>1 friend request pending
>whatever, I'll accept
>warrior is for fucking idiots

>some fag using greentext and forced memes
>act like reddit
>he spergs out
>convince everyone else to report him
>Thanks to your efforts, we have banned a player

>play friendly in overwatch
>dont attack the enemies, walk up to them slowly and wave hello
>they accept
>my team start doing it
>everyone just stays passive for the rest of the game
>11 pending friend requests

Lmao that user complains that the board is bad at videos then refuses to play and makes bullshit excuses for it

I'll play you at chess user just cause that guys too much of a pussy bitch to

You shouldn't try to make friends. You should try to be a friend.

Seems like our stands are of the same type?
Shall we compare speeds?

I do try, but that involves not being myself which I don't want to do. I'm akready skirting the line by changing myseof enough that people will like me, I can either go all the way and descend into the hedonsitic normalfag lifestyle, throwing away what little self-respect I have, as well as my hooes for what kind of life I want to live, or I can be myself, and then everybody won't want anything to do with me and I wouldn't even stand a chance if finding someone I can connect with because I wouldn't be socialising with anyobody.

>really enjoy playing with someone
>add them to friends
>never talk to them again

>good thing I know some of it

t. self-hating spic

that's actually called being a condescending prick