Any sexy alien games to help commemorate the first step in alien sex?

Any sexy alien games to help commemorate the first step in alien sex?

rt.com/viral/361010-condom-nasa-space-sweden/

Doesn't have to be porn game, just anything sexy.

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Oh sweden...

Is sweden serious? Like, they didn't think about it even a little?

Forgetting the fact we haven't even made contact yet they think our average condoms would fit whatever appendage they use -if any- and that it works the same way?

Are they so desperate for immigrants they are looking at NASA to bring some back?

They made a petition and everything
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>yet they think our average condoms would fit whatever appendage they use -if any- and that it works the same way?
Implying THEY will need to wear the condoms.
implying there are women involved in such space 'missions'

It'll be a gay male human - alien orgy, with men fucking the aliens holes.

RFSU (the ones that wanted to send the condoms up) are condom manufacturers.
It's obviously a PR-stunt.
Like if Marlboro wanted to send up cigarettes to teach the Martians about the quality of good tobacco.

Sign me up.
I'm ready to fuck anything not on this world.

>tfw ayylmao gf

I think you misunderstood the point of the thread. It was never about the article.

This desu. I was expecting some to at least say mass effect.

I can't wait for their to be an "intergalactic" section on porn sites

Teraurge implying it will ever be finished
This qt will make an appearance in it if the sketches are anything to go by

>mass effect

>tfw no alien gf
>tfw no alien bf

After three games I was like "fuck yeah let's see what's hiding beneath that full body condom"

I was so let down.

You should have done like me, and dropped the series 5-6 hours into 2. I'm amazed I lasted past the opening sequence, with how atrocious the story was, but somehow I lasted long enough to realize the level design was even worse.

Might go back to it at some point, and just treat it as a TPS. It had fairly good combat, at least compared to 1.

SWEDEN YES

see, it's only the lower half of sweden that is THAT retarded. I live in the north, and we do alright. Never seen anything close to that shit in my entire life.

>lower half
You mean Stockholm, right? Outside of the capital there's almost none of that shit. It's all compound into one region - the same one that actually voted FI into the municipal government.

Wasn't there going to be some news about alien life on other planets?

pretty much, yeah.
I think it's because they congregate in the major cities.
we don't even have that many Immigrants here.

Warframe has a few sexy bits here and there.

Time to rise up and stop white genocide.

I hope you're right, anons. For your sake

Any immigrant who is forced to move to an area with a lower concentration of countrymen, ends up assimilated eventually. It's the concentrated areas, where they can live without having to learn the local customs or language, that end up a hive for criminal activity and general fuckery. I worked as a door-to-door salesman in these areas for a short while, and even the kids just barely understand Swedish. The schools are like 2 years behind in their curriculum because the kids can't follow along at a normal rate.

Taking on more immigrants is apparently a noble thing to do, but to then help them into our society? Apparently that's where you have to draw the line. But don't worry, we'll make up excuses for their behavior once they turn sour. It's the least we can do.

sweden is such a fucking joke

If there are sentient species in space, I don't care how they'd look or what gender they have.
I'm a man with a mission.
A man with a goal.
To fill every hole.

what the fugggg

You haven't even fucked anything on this world yet.

>game has a sexy alien
>can't fuck it

>game has fuckable alien
>ugly as shit

I knew it. Bad dragons are an alien company that prepares males and females for aliens cocks.

Oh yeah, well explain this

>Captain sweden is real

Dude, the condom is so they can get an idea of the size of our members, and thus get their xeno holes prepared for a proper pounding by the human population once they land here. Surely you want to sex up a delicious XCOM 2 Snek viper?

>MFW I want to Pirate Zbrush but can't find a good torrent for it

RT is a Kremlin propaganda machine

BEHEAD
REMOVE
VIGILO CONFIDO

I hope you have the Heavy Ordnance talent, user.

>MFW that picture

>not readying up for space mindrape sex
Man vet aldrig när aliums kommer user

Jesus fucking christ I'm literally ashamed
I don't know how I would live with myself if I were swedish, and I think as a hungarian I'm already carrying a lot of shame.

I just wish XCOM 2 wasn't the most antifun game ever made.

You just need to mod it mate. It has great potential if you just custom-tailor it to your preferences. (Provided you like that type of game in general, that is)

More than just Stockholm dude don't even try. I was in Ludvika, Eskilstuna, Stockholm (Kista especially) and Malmö and they were all fucking overrun. Only the north is fine. My friend is a reindeer fucker up north and apparently there's none there.