So: Will they get the punishment they deserve?

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Are those cages normal things in prisons? What for?

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That's inhumane and probably illegal in civilized countries.

probably holding cells where they have to wait before being sorted into their real cells

What if the person is really fucked up and did some inhumane shit?

>Will they get the punishment they deserve
I don't feel sorry for any retards who bought this game

you should sit down and play your punishment

How much power this organization have?
Can they slap criminal offense on thos case?

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Then you put him in a solo cell, not some dog cage next to other dog cages. This will only make someone worse.

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source

I know who the anime girl is I just don't want to dig through pictures

>ASA
The worst that will happen is that they'll get a slap on the wrist, and have to change their Steam store page.

It's the only good artist for that girl. Go look around on Sad panda.

Still richer than you

They literally did nothing wrong.

>sad panda

okay that helps

thought it was just some random shit picture I'd have to dig through a booru for

I don't get it.

What does it mean! I bet its really funny

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It's also super popular on many boorus. It's not hard to find

How about we slam the entire industry with regulatory fines? They're all crooks.

I get it now.

I don't read much articles

But haha

Give me the artist name please. I'll dump shittons of haruhi doujins for you on /h/ tomorrow after class. I've got tons, up to c75 I think.

>"there's so many houses in the world, the chances of them catching me is practically impossible"

>popular on boorus

that doesn't mean anything

>I could be anywhere

You realize the worst punishment they can get is being forced to change their sale pages and possibly some very mild fines, right?

How many sales after refunds?

It means everything

Is the gaming press rushing to the defence of another con artist in the industry?

Im betting where they are at doesn't have any isolation cells for high-power inmates. Might be for transport, I don't know.

user, you'll die without a colon.
Fuck, learn your anatomy

okay fine

looked it up and the page is indeed filled with that one artist

You're welcome

g.e-hentai.org/g/894149/6f297aa00d/

Looks like it's haruhisky. I don't know why everyone's gotta be such a cunt when it comes to porn sources. We used to have dick unity here.

pottery

If It's easy to find you shouldn't have to ask.

I wasn't the one asking for it. I just don't see the reason to be a cunt about it.

Not him, but looking up Haruhi porn on Google will give you the result you're looking for. Laziness is not an excuse.

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I wasn't being a cunt though.

It was me. I'd look, but on mobile and getting ready to crash.
Thanks user.

No, because that would set a precedent that makes everybody in the industry vulnerable. Because we all know they all promise us heaven and instead give some mediocre DLC-infested shell of a game.

>mobile
You don't deserve shit. I hope someone slaps your phone on the ground.

>browsing on desktop
what the fuck man

Good laugh, lad.

Theres a large difference between promising us years before the game is released, and promising things that aren't in it days before release. Also they lied on the box itself saying it was MP

>ironbound
Patrician taste.

It's pretty quality for what I assume is just some user's back yard project.

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I assume this post is going to show up on reddit surrounded by reaction images soon.

Sean has probably already bought an island in Carribean and fled there with all the money and we'll never hear of him again.

That's just blatantly untrue though.

I don't get people like you.
I really can't understand why you're so scared of having fun for a second.
Nobody is going to judge you because you laughed like many anons.

Why do people act like he made millions off of one videogame?
Im surprised if he made $500 000 tops in end.

It's not fun though. That's his point.

The joke is not the point dipshit, it's that everyone tires to make things into epic memes for reddit point

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Explain to a retard what this means

>implying this already was post on reddit hours after the news came up

>joke from reddit reposted on Cred Forums reposted on reddit as an example of how funny those wacky anons on the 4chins are

Now THAT'S funny

yeah
they dont have anything to defend themselves\
there are countless interviews of sean lying

Even if they were found guilty, the only outcome would be that they would be forced to remove their advertising.

death? doubtful

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That's not what was reported to the ASA, the trailers were and that marketing was Sony made.

You're blatantly being stupid.

>they have to take down a video from a mass media late late late late.. but really late show from jewtube because it advertise a lie
Not even that, they will give him a mean look, and thats it.
Gemballa was found in pieces for less shit than this.
Proves that you can fuck with games more than with cars.

kek

Nothing, because the patch is coming out in a few week that will blow all of you the freak out.

Hello Games is a UK based studio. ASA is British. Expect fines if this goes through.

Join that to the fact that their reputation is completely ruined, Especialy after Sony threw them under the bus.

That's not a funny against them, that's showing people are retarded and don't check facts

What did Sony do? Also I got the game for 10 bucks so I'm looking forward to any free shit I can get

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Are you being serious?

Where did all these reddit obsessed faggots come from?

Answer me you little shits

why does anyone need nanny-state bullshit where you fund an organization dedicated to watching everyone like a hawk to accommodate people too stupid to realize that advertisements aren't real?

>infinite universe
>universe has 2^64 planets
>2^64 =/= infinity

The man's lies never stop!

You seriously think its okay for a company to claim a product does something that it doesnt?

How fucking contrarian are you?

I don't get it

your eyes arent real faggot

This is pure genius.

The fucking tantrum the internet is throwing over this game is hilarious.

This is why I stopped riding hype trains with the rest of you. Gaming has become so much better. I never research a game, watch interviews or trailers anymore. I just keep tabs on it and if it looks interesting, I buy it. Sometimes I end up disappointed, but often I find it completely enriches the experience, since everything is a surprise.

It's pretty clear these guys needed to hire a publicist or something, though.

We're totally focused on customer support right now. Then we'll move onto improving and adding features to the game.

Because sometimes a company comes along that tricks more than just the mentally challenged members of society.

>I never research a game
>I just keep tabs on it

So what is involved in this keeping of tabs?

because consumer confidence drives consumption
if people know that they will be OK if what they buy is shit, than they are more willing to buy
it's the same reason why banks are regulated and why we have food and medicine regulation
I don't want to have to read a review online on how safe all the foods and the medicines I buy are or how factual the commercials are

fucking burgers

>le phone boogeyman
Oh shut the fuck up and get real

Oh god here comes the samefagging for the autistic funnyjunk screenshotters

None. ASA has literally no power. All that will happen is they will have to modify their sales pages.

Sorry, feel free to make fun of me for going all 'hurr durr I was just pretending to be retarded'

but you're all absolutely right and I had my thoughts wrong when I typed up the post

Basically just making a note of when it actually comes out, or if I should buy it for a certain console over another, or for PC instead. That's about it. I don't read endless IGN articles, developer interviews, livestream every E3 conference, or watch the trailers and footage get the shit analyzed out of them by neckbeards on Youtube. I used to do that when I was younger, but I realized that it was leading to disappointment, constantly. Often, the hype train was the best part of a game.

I had no idea about all the things people thought were going to be in No Man's Sky. From the day I first heard about the game to the day it was released, I was basically just expecting a space exploration simulator, and that's what I got.

XD EPIC

> I didnt see the lies and constant mis-leading regarding this game, so nobody is allowed to be angry about it.

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Going in with a clear mind and zero expectations. I like your style.

Oh look another one

feeling special already?

As long as the price eventually drops to like £15 I'll be happy.

>Reddit formatting
Confirmed faggot

It's a non-government entity with 0 legislative power that is also British at that. Of course they won't, nobody gives a fuck.

feeling special already?

I'm not saying you're not allowed. Hell, I'd probably be irked if I were in your shoes, too. I just think it's funny how much of an effect hype has on a game.

The era of connectivity we live in has changed how media is consumed so much. People have come to expect instant and complete gratification, and it's just not possible. No game can ever compete with someone's imagination, especially when it's been fueled by years of tidbits, true OR false, it honestly doesn't matter. Whatever the public hears, they expect 10 times more.

I'm trying to do the same thing with the next Zelda game. People were watching HOURS of the thing being livestreamed at E3 this year, and while maybe 5 or 6 years ago I would have loved that, now I just think of it as being akin to willingly spoiling a movie for yourself.

>trailers and screenshots... are unrepresentative of the product being sold.

Doesn't that apply to pretty much every game?

Literally all me

tell me what the joke is cuck

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You

>2 (you)s for the price of one
sucker

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Nothing will happen and the most the will have to do is take off the trailer from the store page.

You can't be successfully sued for false advertisement for things you said in interviews. The lies would have to be from the box art, commercials, possibly the steam page, etc and I don't know if he lied in any of those

t. phoneposter

- posted from my ipad

Wealth is fleeting, user. Especially after you fuck up your reputation this hard. Better hope he knows how to invest into untraceable oversea assets.

Holy shit, how is this still priced at $60? Are we even allowed to hand over Battleborn's crown and scepter to Shit Kingdom so early?

>nearly two (2) million units sold at $60 between pc and ps4
>people still think this was a blunder
>people still a tiny amount of pcuck refunds mattered

>AAA game with multi-million dollar marketing and production budget with 4 years dev time pushed as Sony's answer to big-deal open world games like Fallout and Watch dogs, which sell upwards of 10 million
>"b-b-b-b-but 2 million on all platforms is good, I swear!!!"
Maybe that would've been a good number in 1996, but not in 2016.

its a blunder in our hearths, nothing can save this game

If they planned a massive scamming scheme, they succeeded beyond any Shekelstein's wildest dream. They practically got away with releasing a tech demo at full price, while the people responsible are literally hiding on an island retreat right now.

>multi-million dollar marketing

are you talking about NMS? games like Titanfall or Uncharted get multimillion dollar marketing, not this one.

i agree with that sentiment, but the game was most definitely not a failure, financially speaking.

I wonder what would happen if it was a big company.

You say this after a bunch of replies?
Everyone who likes stuff you don't like must be a samefag?

Fuck off back to redit, newfag retard.

for you

>what are you gonna trust, "evidense" or the word of the prophet saviour of mankind sean murry? For all you know everything he suggested IS in the game but it's just too big to find, you should be GRATEFUL!

Now if only that worked for me when my friend got me held by police for his stealing

>studio has 1 ip worth of experience
>its so random game no one has ever heard of
>still get hyped
i still do not understand this concept

The point is this
>Box covered by label
>Remove label clearly put there for a reason
>OH MY GOD THOSE LIARS

Why is there even an r/Cred Forums? I never understood this.

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They better throw him into prison barefoot

Stop talking about this game already, please!

triggered

You can see a few decent posts instead of wading through all the other autistic shit and finding them yourself

You don't have to keep doing this

I'm sure there are plenty enough replies to fill in your screenshot for your funnyjunk page

>le no fun allowed maymay

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>Reddit spacing
>Somehow thinks samefagging a singular post is "having fun"

I've been """"""""""""""""reddit spacing""""""""""""""""" for 7 years friendo

>samefagging

lmao

>7 years
newfag

>2009 baby acting like an oldfag
Gross

This is just another salty European country targeting Valve for not hiring enough of their subjects. They're doing this kind of bullshit constantly, and will continue until Valve agrees to hire whatever these countries figure is an appropriate number of employees relative to their business activity in their country (so, forever). Right now Valve has absolute skeleton staff everywhere in the world but the USA, like one or two people in all of Europe and maybe one person for all of Asia (I actually have no idea exactly but it's absurd on that level, considering how big $$$ they really are - they're just an insanely tip-top #1 in all the world profit/employee, in general). This pisses the poorer, protectionism-minded European countries right off (the EU is bogged down in this kind of petty bullshit, a lot of nonsense over historic place names as generalized to universal products, attempts to back-door patent ancient shit based on feudal/monarchical privileges and simple age, etc.), and because they (thank god) have no real power outside their own little fiefdoms, they resort to petty nonsense like this.

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He's still doing it

>they succeeded beyond any Shekelstein's wildest dream
Around Celts, watch your belts.