You have twelve (12) hours to name a character who can beat Mario Mario with prep time and access to >infinite quadruple parallel universes >infinite hyper speed walking >infinite hyper speed wall-kicking >scuttlebug transportation >scuttlebug raising >object cloning >multi instant release of enemies and objects >an invisible Yoshi, a light Chuckya, a size-manipulated negative size Fly Guy, bowling balls and a goomba ladder
Keep in mind Mario can go at -∞ speed, can cancel knockback, hitstun and fire, has defeated the hidden third mystery Goomba who does not physically exist, has figured out how to get off the pole in BitFS with 0x A presses (it'll happen eventually) and is powered up to a state of six, riding an invisible Yoshi (who has just eaten a Chargin Chuck), wearing a Metal Wing Vanish cap, holding a Star clone and can press A without limit, during a Scuttlebug Jamboree after touching a starman, having built up speed for twelve hours, activated a Time-Freezing Cap Switch + cutscene camera glitch, pre-set a HOLP's position and changed the water's height, with -25 lives, Luigi floating on an egg over the sea, the battleground being Watch for Rolling Rocks in the Japanese version of Super Mario 64 and TJ """""Henry""""" Yoshi is nowhere to be seen, while pause buffering and in a Pedro Spot
>Keep in mind Mario can go at -∞ speed, can cancel knockback, hitstun and fire, has defeated the hidden third mystery Goomba who does not physically exist, has figured out how to get off the pole in BitFS with 0x A presses (it'll happen eventually) and is powered up to a state of six, riding an invisible Yoshi (who has just eaten a Chargin Chuck), wearing a Metal Wing Vanish cap, holding a Star clone and can press A without limit, during a Scuttlebug Jamboree after touching a starman, having built up speed for twelve hours, activated a Time-Freezing Cap Switch + cutscene camera glitch, pre-set a HOLP's position and changed the water's height, with -25 lives, Luigi floating on an egg over the sea, the battleground being Watch for Rolling Rocks in the Japanese version of Super Mario 64 and TJ """""Henry""""" Yoshi is nowhere to be seen, while pause buffering and in a Pedro Spot
Hey there Bubble Bass, I didn't know you posted on Cred Forums.
Adrian Phillips
Some guy with a flamethrower. It doesn't matter if you materialize out of nothing, are standing on bugs, have a million blocks of cork material, or an invisible cute dino, fire covering everything wins.
mario 64 has evolved. its a whole new game now. this is what miyamoto wanted. this isn't even it's final form. it truly is a masterpiece . it's like the da vinci code
Dylan Garcia
Some dude with a chemical thrower then. Conker's bad fur day had it it's a thing.
Jaxson Nguyen
>Mario puts on a metal cap >Mario wins
Evan Parker
We have just cracked the first layer. Who knows how many more layers there are? Maybe when a 0x A press run is completed the next layer will be revealed
Josiah Walker
Is there any character who could defeat Super Mario?
And I don't just mean Super Mario Bros. 3 Super Mario, equipped with Hammer Bros. suit, with an arsenal of suits in his inventory as back-up, who can breathe underwater and who defeated the sun itself. I don't mean Super Mario World Super Mario, capable of stomping entire castles to the ground, equipped with Feather Cape for limitless flying. And I don't mean Super Mario Galaxy Super Mario, who can breathe in space, regain a third of his vitality with one coin, and the one who recreated the entire universe from scratch, and who can survive inside a black hole. I don't even mean Paper Mario Super Mario, with the power of all Star Spirits and The Thousand Year Door, with abilities such as Starstorm, Clock Out which stops time, and Supernova, who was actually killed once but came back from hell to the land of the living to destroy his killer; and thus having the ability to freely move between life and the afterlife. I'm talking about Super Mario 64 Super Mario, with the Wing Cap, Metal Cap, Invisible Cap, capable of cloning other beings, with Scuttlebug Jamboree, Goomba Staircase, Goomba Oasis, utilizing Pedro Spot, being able to create HOLPs allowing him to release objects from his hand at any point in space no matter how far away, with the ability to increase his speed to infinite amounts several times the speed of light and inter-dimensional travel to Parallel Universes and back, and being able to misalign the QPUs of his foes trapping them forever in a world they cannot interact with, with all his abilities mentioned before, and 12 hours prep time.
Millennial autists latched on to the latest le ebin YouTube maymay to try and fit in with the Cred Forums crowd. That's literally it. Absolutely none of these parallel universe retards played the game before 2016.
Luis Wright
Same kind of mental gymnastics made by sjws claiming their oppositions are literally Hitler.
Michael Nelson
I played the game very often when I was younger, and occasionally as an adult. That 0 a presses thing was cool.
Gabriel Gutierrez
Saitama
He'd destroy the main universe, that'd cause all other parallel universes to break automatically, Mario would fall to his death
Next?
Jaxson Turner
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Connor Taylor
Did you reply to the wrong post?
Jackson Thomas
Stipulation: The fight takes place in Trips apartment
Cooper Richardson
>defeated the mystery Goomba
No he didn't.
Cooper Gomez
Mario is still a chump though, just like everything else in that universe. anyone on typical shounen powerlevels could woop his ass without even trying, no matter how much fodder he throws at them, implying Mario actually tries to beat the character too.
Now if you had asked, who could catch and beat up Mario that would narrow things down alot.
Benjamin Ortiz
Fuck off bandwagoner autist.
Benjamin Roberts
Mario can burn for 276 days no problem.
Bentley Ross
>infinite Don't you understand how floats work?
Jayden Bennett
hahaha
Isaac Kelly
What does half of that shit even mean?
And how is the rest of it even supposed to work conjunction?
Also, while I know what you were probably referring to, -∞ speed just means he doesn't move at all.
Carter Lee
the distance mario moves isn't relative to his speed
Samuel Brooks
>le ebin maymay XD
Austin Baker
>scrooge Shiggy.
Aaron Roberts
Jesus Christ, educate yourself you fucking newfag.
Goodmorning, "Henry".
Landon Price
>2012 + 4 >using maymay
Gavin Thomas
Sonic 2006
Ryder Brooks
It's the latest Cred Forums memecancer. Just ignore and hide.
Justin Reed
>all these mad Henrys assblasted that Mario has become the most powerful character in gaming
