Any anons play Haydee (PC)?

Any anons play Haydee (PC)?

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I play Haydee (My Dick)

Saw Funhaus play it, looks boring but nice bodee

So what you're saying is you can sell shit games as long as you put huge tits in them?

shill

>he hasn't heard of dead or alive

Of course you can, look at Senran Kagura and all the people vehemently defending it.

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Works with weebshit, why wouldn't it wok with western games?

Don't forget
>muh thicccccccccccccc robot

or enough advertisement
or you can sell space marines to the usual demographic

>all the cramped rooms make the camera constantly zoom in on tits and ass

definitely, except Haydee is actually a good game if you're implying it's shit.

How I know this? Because I have extremely high standards and I'm extremely homosexual. I not only talk like a fag, but I'm even married to another male and he fucks me in the ass on a daily basis. Despite me having absolutely ZERO sexual attraction to the protagonist in the game, the gameplay itself is better than the majority of the trash on my library.

wow looks like shit
thiccfags are the worst

>it triggers me that you like meaty women
Why?

holy hell is this low settings?

Shinobi versus is honestly the worst game I played the entirety of last generation

It's probably on par with the first neptunia

But unlike weeb shit with one button mash gameplay Haydee actually has substance. I'd love to be trolling but there's actually genuinely good survivor-horror exploration platformer game besides the tits.
In fact, this deep into the game (6+ hours) I barely register THICC robot anymore as something even remotely sexual. :V

There's already a thread for this you absolute faggot.

Go back to looking at child porn or loli then faggot

God bless the Japanese

>paying for softcore porn

what are you even saying.

Thats not real thicc

Im saying that you thiccfags nigger lovers are disgusting.

Ignore him, he's a pedophile.

Haydee tit's aside is a very good lab puzzle game. It gives portal and anti chamber a run for thier money.

>her bate vid

Hhhhhhhnnnngh

Fuck I miss her stuff

Surely.

have you never been to any anime board on this website?

I imagine this game has made lots of crybabies terribly butthurt so I support it

>make a robot
>give it pubes

This T H I C C phase needs to stop. It's basically fat people appreciation. Fat people are utterly disgusting. I pity you degenerates.

Holy fuck! More of her, please?

Cry some more or link it

HOLY
RAVIOLI

pencil people lmao

I've never played it, but you saying that makes me have hope. Any idea how long it is on average?

>fat
nah.

>nipples
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

sauce on the mod

This.
Glorifying fat people by calling it thic.
"I eat like shit and don't work out but doesn't make me less beutiful then the thin girls" yes it does.

>People who have diabetes LMAO

No idea but it i really hope so

I want a flat version

The thing with this game is that the novelty of the sexbot wears out really quick once you realize that there's actually a good amount of gameplay to it.

Nope.

Motherless - G08FDF92

Happy fapping user

what mod is this?

You faggots don't even know the difference because people on the internet and especially here exaggerate what THICC is

Pic is equivalent to representing thin people as that thing just like some represent thicc as a fucking hamplanet

Theres already one thread going on you FUCKING SHILL

Now go fuck yourself you retarded asswipe

FUCK OFF
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>G08FDF92
nice tits
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What does the full game give compared to the demo?
Especially in terms of the fapping quality of it.

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>LMAO I'LL PROVE A POINT BY POSTING SOMEONE WITH ANOREXIA XD

Now that's a healthy girl

This I can fap to

Why are people shilling this game so hard? Holy fuck zero effort was put into the textures at all, that's a red flag right there.

And? Fat fucks and anorexic people both have eating disorders. They both are exaggerated to represent both sides of a spectrum.

By the way, that bitch in that picture you posted needs to clean up, it's disgusting.

Ayyyy, post the mod.

No, I don't play indie dime-a-dozen shovelware.

Cry about it bout it

has the ali123 torrent working video options and save?

What does anime have to do with video games?

Blame niggers on twitter.

i've never been with a girl but this game interests me!

makes my penis happy haha maybe even squirt lol! XD

I'll agree to the last bit.

However fat people that proclaim THICC is now beautiful I can't agree too. It's utterly disgusting just like anorexia is. One is easier to solve than the other. Fat people, unless they have a thyroid problem, they can lose that weight quite easily.

Reminder that a board of degenerate furries is better at discussing video games than Cred Forums. If jap moot does one thing useful it's fucking eradicating this piece of shit board.

>LMAAOOO ILL JUST POST OBESE PEOOLE TO PROVE MY POINT XDDDD

this is thicc. If you think this body is "fat" and wouldn't fuck you're most likely a huge faggot

>thyroid problem
That is meme doctor use to sell pills. It's why over diagnosed.

Thicc women aren't fat. You posting literal whales is just as valid as me posting literal skeletons.

That just looks normal to me.

THICC AKA chubby chasers lap it up.

kys

kys

The PC in Hydee isn't thicc, she's fat. This is a fact, I fucking hate how thiccposting has been coopted by chubby chasers and fat fetishists.

I don't get it

That's part of the problem. Tumble whales see men into thick women and then perpetuate their disgusting obese bodies as if they count.

Back on track. Can anyone recommend me any other good games like this?
I already have portal and anti chamber.

>this is just "skinny"

Nigga you what
You should search Meg Kylie

Go suck on a THICC nigger cock you tasteless faggot. Remember to cleanse the cum off your insides with bleach.

Thicc is more in between fat and normal. Being thicc doesn't mean being unhealthy (fat) as there are plenty of girls who are thicc and workout or in shape.

What you posted is more of curvy than thicc, aside from her legs. Haydee is thick, for example. She isn't as skinny as normal, but she also isn't fat, she just has big tits and a big ass.

>shiny black high heels with red soles

LITERALLY the best type of high heel in existence.

Does anyone have her walk cycle animation captured in a webm? I need this

But that's wrong, fat people are disgusting, thicc is just meaty girls, not chubsters.

>that
>fat
Wow dude, you have some sensitive definitions.

please respond

ITT: chubby chasers

Oops, I did a naughty

>shit game
>shill thread

>"I eat like shit and don't work out but doesn't make me less beutiful then the thin girls" yes it does

Only a fat person would think you have to bust your ass in the gym to be not-fat.

>landwhale and sjws cucks getting mad at videogames

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>there are people that like something I don't like
>guess I better bitch and whine about it

>we want the WE WAZ KANGZ audience

Yeah, remember Tomb Raider?

She easily has a BMI of around 30 dude. The problem is the West has gotten so used to morbidly obese people everywhere that people have forgotten what fat actually is. So you have overweight/regular obese people that look "normal" simply because they don't need a mobility scooter yet.

No, what's considered fat is something like Rosie O'Donell, you know, disgusting.

She doesn't even have a belly, just thick thighs and ridiculous tits.

They do have a thinner mod.
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Man. Kids these days are so easily impressed.

I should try my hand at one of these 10-minute asset flips.

thicker not thinner!

looks like something from City of Heroes.

How do I get this game to actually run. I've literally tried everything, but I cannot for the life of me get the launcher to stop crashing immediately after I start it.

>like anything from thicc to landwhale
>this pic brings me into pure bliss at the lowest end of the spectrum

Guess you're trying to make me whack it, aren't you?

Damn, that's like the perfect cuddling body.

thicc mods when

>Gay

This is a good christian board user.

>Getting to the secret, unreachable cake expands the thiccness

MODS WHEN

has thick gone too far?

All I want to know is what happened to this mod?

>tumblr: the game

fuck off

T-that's impossible!

A little pudge on a woman is so fucking hot.

Actually fucking how. This game is literally the very definition of objectifying women.

there's no such thing as too thick, because thick above certain head-shoulder-hip ratio is just fucking fat.

You haven't heard? 'Tumblr' is the new 'edgy' meaning "Anything I don't like"

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>big fat woman does big fat things

who do you think has been pushing the "thicc" and "high test" memes on every board?

wow really being against fat positive types

shitlord

That looks incredible

However I'd like to propose:
>Pear mod
>Boobs are reduced (not too much)
>Hips, thighs, and booty are all increased to much larger proportions

Your game already got greenlit dmitri, take your shilling and circle jerking to /vg/.

Tumblr landwhales would probably look at this character with envy too because she still has a better body than they can ever hope to achieve. Not to mention the huge, jiggly tits attached to her.

>That character
>Fat

Just because she isn't anorexic doesn't mean she's fat

>Make nice robot with nice ass
>Attach saggy ol' grandma tits to them

WHY?

sure I'm down

that, and the opposite of that would be nice

are you guys 5? like seriously, are you 5? buying a game because the robot has boobs? seriously?

Yes, please go to /vg/. Maybe then I can actually get some answers about how to get this shit running.

see what I fucking mean?

typical second life brazilian slut

>buying a game because the robot has boobs
where do you think u are ?

>seriously?

I want a mod that makes Haydee that big

Honestly I think Haydee's currently ingame model is flawed, I think she needs a bit of belly to balance out her preposterously sized tits for her to look proportioned.

Torrent when?

How long did it take to feel good instead of feeing painful?

Does the game have multiple outfits I can wear?

like seriously?

Anyone with this game in their library or at maybe with played time is someone I assume is a fucking weirdo beta loser I want no part of knowing.

There's one on torrentproject, but I don't think it works. I only checked once though.

Ofc and it works well. But why is this somehow a rarity in the indie scene? Are there that many neckbeards?

That's the thick mod for the demo. Doesn't work on the full game

I need this game like I need a hole in my head.

Remember when Cred Forums loved loli?

Tried it yesterday but I'm like 100% sure it was malware, gave me an executable called "Haydee download" or something and at that point it was already sketchy.

IKR!! Like seriously guys, it's 2017!

Stop objectifying women!! Seriously

it's less weird to kill hundred of people in gta or uncharted than to play a good puzzle game right

Obnoxious memefags?

It's never painful if you use lube and start slow.

I like both. You saying you can't get off to more than one thing?

Yes.

>another game with a fat character
when will this sjw shit stop?

I mean I'll take a thicc or fat loli

Pudge or go

> being this stupid

American Media created people like this.

Violence and killing? A-OK
Sex and nudity? Sick Weirdos!

no, big fat tumblr blobsters

Ask here

shortstacks
best of both worlds

I bet you're one of those retards that defends people looking at loli porn as IT'S LEGAL AND NOT REAL

Not realizing those scumbags are looking at them as children, and are likely pedos

why not

You're a fucking retard

Go derail threads elsewhere. He never even mentioned lolis.

>thicc loli
Does any artist do this well? I can only think of Zankuro.

No, that would be you

Why do the tits need to be so fucking huge?
I love tits but goddamn if they weren't fucking balloons it'd be much better to look at

Right now it's just stupid

> literally too retarded to understand

> so stupid he doesn't get it

Gas all niggers.

Yeah I love Haydee design but the tits could be literally half the size imo. Oh well mods will fix it I hope.

what?

you fucking degenerate

The flaw with the model is that it's too low poly and simple for its own good.

The look is fine, but it needs more parts so it can be more easily modded, hold up longer, and so it doesn't need shit like pre-baked boob animations

I wish haydee had no tits and a nice bulge.

Oh well, hopefully mods will fix it.

But she's not the "right" kind of fat for sjws.

The game reminds me of Enemy Zero, except playable.

Oh no! Those poor little drawings, they're defenseless against these pedos. Whatever can we do to change this? Anyone found with any kind of drawing like that needs to be punished severely.

While we're at it. we'd better outlaw video games, movies, books, and anything else depicting violence, sex, or anything bad since some people might go thinking of the characters as real people.

kys pedo

Does this game have a first person mode? so that I can hide my degeneracy?

kys nigger.

1984 wasn't satire.

better be a nigger than a pedophile

> pedo in hiding

> hope I meet you one day because I'll report you like the rest I met.

While your argument makes sense in any other case, you're still a pedo sympathizer kys

This

This threads are too easy to predict

Never played:
>wow, look at this fatty. Kids these day
Just got:
>where/how do I get these mods??
Haven't beaten yet:
>what do I do in this room? This area is bullshit
Finished:
>actually pretty good

Found the pedo

Let's set it on fire.

The mafia III thread got deleted due to niggers so posting here.

Will it use Denuvo? I want to play it, but I don't want to support kill whitey.

Where can I find this mod?

Quit getting mad at videogames for a sec and help us out.

I can smell some pedos ITT

I like both.

also

>Robot with big boob and big ass
>Pedophile

What did he mean by this?

Sorry, I only play KNUCKLE SANDWICH the hit new game its so fun buy it its fun.

>FUN

Why so many loli haters on Cred Forums nowadays?

Pretty sure its just obnoxious faggots

This is probably the wrong thread for this image. Go back to the Splatoon thread if you want to bait people with this.

It's reverse psychology to get a loli dump going.

I like Loli. Why are you trying to push this For or Against only narrative?

its because Cred Forums is reddit now. Don't you know?

I don't know senpai.