How do I get discounts on mobile strike gold like setting up a different region or what do I do?

How do I get discounts on mobile strike gold like setting up a different region or what do I do?

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>dress like a whore
>be popular

ching chongs are gross

>mfw I'll never get with a cutie cosplayer

DENIM VAGANIA

>dress
thats not howbit works user

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what does denim vagina smell like?

salty fabric and lint

Imagine your sack swamp mixed with a loaf of bread. Then fart a couple times. That's what it's like.

I've seen that vagina before. That's that camwhore on Cred Forums that goes by the name SexyCyborg

>mobile strike
Get off that godawful skinner box while you still can.

Even the average mobileshitter agrees it's a massive unfair money-drain.

Japs have a horrible fashion sense

>only shitty cellphone/tablet cameras on the slut
>huge dress weeb gets real cameras

gross

Open your fucking eyes and stop dreaming.

>Japs
She's Chinese, along with everyone else there.
See;
Chinese Cosplayer. Apparently also a scientist of some sort, though I don't know how accurate that is.

There are two using proper cameras on her. The thing I want to know is;
>few of them have proper cameras hanging around their necks
>use phones to take pictures

>coming on to our Mongolian throat singing enthusiast board and explaining the difference between Chinese and Chinese

It's for easy fapping later

Why the fuck is she wearing those shorts in the first place?

I wish they were Japs and they had a huge orgy.

The declining birthrates are nothing to laugh about.

>character is designed to be a loud non sexual tomboy
>this is the result

If the criteria is being able to solder and make a glowing mini skirt then yes she is a scientist.

>Non-sexual
>bare midriff
>bare shoulders
>short shorts

she wears clothes that dont fit because she hasnt hit puberty yet.

I heard it on Cred Forums ages ago, though again, I have no idea how accurate that is.

why is she posing with a skeleton

what the hell

i just fapped to this chick. an engineer with nice titties right? that light up skirt is genius.

She is the skeleton.

The one on the left has the face of a monkey but that body is amazing

Those are some good fake tits

Cameras for professional pictures, phones for fap material

>Misty
>Designed to be non sexual

boo tbqh

What? No. She is like a skinny plank with bolted on rubber boobs. They don't fit her body at all.

Woman is /u/SexyCyborg on Reddit.

She's full of shit about why she dresses the way she does.

>clear heels
>heels in general

why does anyone find this shit attractive

fuck dude I wish I knew. I fucking HATE heels and its an instant turn off. I actually find girls in those boots that go up a bit way hotter. But just ANYTHING > heels like holy shit.

>there are people on Cred Forums RIGHT NOW who can't tell the difference between Chinese and Japanese

Heels really emphasize the legs and ass.

Small feet are cute and heels give that illusion from the front without the painful Chinese footbinding.

Or they could just wear thigh highs which are actually boner inducing

makes it all seem fake and gaudy

who the fuck cares about feet. and I dont want no fuckin illusion, needs to be good without no smoke n mirrors

you will understand when you find dat 10/10 without needing that shit.

>tfw you will never be a girl, dress like a slut and get surrounded by men